Action #1: Swashbuckling

Submit a video of a member of your team dressed like a pirate, reciting a monologue of their choice (written prior to the contest) in their best pirate accent.

• Cat Polycule
• If you were a bird, what kind of bird would you be?
• Too Many Noodles
• You can have my points when you pry them from my cold, dead hands. I would no sooner surrender my points than I would surrender my life, my heart, my sacred memory of all that came before. My points tell the story of who I am, where I've come from, and what I've done. YOU. SHALL. NOT. HAVE. MY. POINTS!

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Action #2: Take-generating

Recreate the famed “Quadruple Take” pioneered by Sir Patrick Stewart (see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFMrBldVk0s).

• If you were a bird, what kind of bird would you be?
• Somehow, You Made It Worse
• Too Many Noodles
• ZAMBEZI MARIMBA BAND

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Action #3: Hot-Chip-Eating

Create a combination of food that tastes delicious yet looks disgusting. For full credit, it must be (1) hot (either spicy or heated), (2) include chips, and (3) eaten in its entirety by members of your team. Submit a video presenting your creation and documenting its destruction.

• If you were a bird, what kind of bird would you be?
• Too Many Noodles

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Action #4: Crossword-Failing

Fill out a crossword made prior to this contest completely incorrectly. More points will be awarded for using a crossword with plausible answers. Please provide an actual solution key to your crossword.

• If you were a bird, what kind of bird would you be?
• Too Many Noodles
• You can have my points when you pry them from my cold, dead hands. I would no sooner surrender my points than I would surrender my life, my heart, my sacred memory of all that came before. My points tell the story of who I am, where I've come from, and what I've done. YOU. SHALL. NOT. HAVE. MY. POINTS!

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Action #5: Bing-Chilling

Send a video of any member of your team eating something that is definitively not ice cream and have them explain why it can be interpreted as ice cream.

• Cream Cowboys
• If you were a bird, what kind of bird would you be?
• Too Many Noodles

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Action #6: Nonsense-Spewing

Assemble a long collection of letters that looks like nonsense but actually is made out of real acronyms, forming one very long acronym. What does your acronym stand for? Points will be awarded based on length and the creativity of your creative nonsense backronyms. Provide sources.

• Cream Cowboys
• If you were a bird, what kind of bird would you be?
• Too Many Noodles
• You can have my points when you pry them from my cold, dead hands. I would no sooner surrender my points than I would surrender my life, my heart, my sacred memory of all that came before. My points tell the story of who I am, where I've come from, and what I've done. YOU. SHALL. NOT. HAVE. MY. POINTS!

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Action #7: Axolotls

An axolotl named Mango now calls spring street home. Find his instagram and recreate your favorite post from Mango’s feed. Caption your post as if Mango is “lying in wait for an age of liberty when the world was that of the axolotls.”

• If you were a bird, what kind of bird would you be?
• Too Many Noodles