| 1 | 225 | Too Many Noodles |
| 2 | 218 | If you were a bird, what kind of bird would you be? |
| 3 | 209 | Jack Is da Bomb |
| 4 | 202 | Somehow, You Made It Worse |
| 5 | 190 | Dry Heaves |
| 6 | 184 | You can have my points when you pry them from my cold, dead hands. I would no sooner surrender my points than I would surrender my life, my heart, my sacred memory of all that came before. My points tell the story of who I am, where I've come from, and what I've done. YOU. SHALL. NOT. HAVE. MY. POINTS! |
| 7 | 183 | Cream Cowboys |
| 8 | 153 | West Sequestered |
| 9 | 144 | Triple Deception |
| 10 | 126 | Almond Grief |
| 11 | 114 | Th'echidnas are all right |
| 12 | 94 | Occam's Toothbrush |
| 13 | 83 | Charlie's Got a Busy Night |
| 14 | 81 | Chicago 60609 |
| 15 | 64 | ZAMBEZI MARIMBA BAND |
| 16 | 56 | Cat Polycule |
| 17 | 55 | You know what's funnier than 24? 25 years. |
| 18 | 42 | Lasagna |
| 19 | 20 | Micheal from Washington is SOOOOO STROOOONG |
| 20 | 19 | Mr. Brightside |
| 21 | 11 | Geezers on Stun |
| 11 | Singing Axolotls | |
| 23 | 10 | BOMO |
| 24 | 6 | Bella, Where the Hell Have You Been Loca? |
| 6 | Tasmanian Treebiters of the North! | |
| 26 | 0 | Area 52 |
| 0 | Bite my shiny metal ass at a wedding | |
| 0 | TriviaTechTest |
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