The Name | Their Epitaph |
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| The Fitch Nesters | May They Someday Get A Bigger Room |
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| Mike Veloso '98 | Obey. |
| Kian Bergstrom '98 | Mike, wanna watch The Shining? |
| Scott Canty '98 | Give me my Goddamn fleece! |
| Heath Dill '98 | You in? |
| Clay Elliott '98 | I'm openin' up a big can o' whup-ass! |
| The Nest Transients | May They Someday Understand "Nest Magic" |
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| Allegra Martin '99 | I *am* Gilbert! I *am* Sullivan! |
| Chris White | They're bringin' it! |
| John Miles '00 | Mmmkay... |
| Josh "The Frosh" Burson '01 | Well, perhaps it's since I'm from Maine... |
| John Finkbeiner '00 | After trivia, I gotta work at the theater, then I'm gonna get trashed. |
| Annaliis Abrego '01 | I *hate* bra-shopping with Kian! |
| Wayne Wight '00 | Living proof of rampantly gay behavior on college wrestling teams. |
| Patchen Mortimer '00 | I have dirt on *everybody*. |
| Ursula Ross (Wesleyan) '98 | Look, Mike, I can make it wink! |
| The WSO-types | May They Someday Get A Bigger Server |
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| Chuck Hagenbuch '00 | Release the Horde! |
| Jason Healy '00 | Aloha! |
| Jess Scott '00 | Do I get to keep the candy bars? |
| Chris Richards '00 | I could whup Chuck's ass. I'm just keeping that fact quiet. |
| Dave Ramos '00 | Say "cheese"! |
| Dan Mason '00 | This guy wants to pay us to do his wife... |
| The Out-of-towners | May They Someday Get Home |
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| Maggie Ronald '99 | They really did this place up nice after the Nazis bombed... |
| Emily Ronald '99 | G'day! |
| The Academics | May They Someday Get Published |
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| Tom Garrity, Dept. of Math | Winning trivia and killing small furry animals for years. |
| Mikhail "Misha" Chkhenkeli, Dept. of Math | And this is the coolest theorem of them all... |
| Bill Lenhart, Depts. of Math and Computer Science | And then you will be very sad... |
| Jorge Calvo, Dept. of Math | Just call me the new guy. |
| The Oldest Alum | May They Someday Get Crust Scraped From Them |
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| Kris Bruneau '97 | No! And I don't *look* like Derek, either! |
| The Fresh Blood | May They Someday Get Respect |
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| Vi Hua '01 | Rule. |
| Beth Budwig '02 | "Students put their clothes back on." |
| Heidi McGowan '02 | Smiley face scribe |
| Ben Isecke '02 | Let it be known: He licked Katy's nose. |
| Robert Foxwell '00 | Web man. |
| Jason Carini '02 | Always good for an obscure quotation. |
| Joe Masters '02 | The other web stud. |
| Abid Shah '02 | No, not the one that took hostages. |
| Elissa Shevinsky '02 | Small. |
| Shirin Fozi '01 | The Bear. |
| Charlie Doret '02 | Leah's kid sister... Yeah yeah... |
| Laurie Bennett '02 | Um, no. That was a *different* Laurie Bennett, thank you. |
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