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Famous Last Words
Quotations
(Final words before dying; some fictional, some not)
- "Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!"
Karl Marx
- "I desire to go to hell and not to heaven. In the former place, I shall encounter princes while in the latter are only beggars, monks, and apostles."
Machiavelli
- "Slaves...I am surrounded by slaves"
Frederick the Great (II)
- "Go to Minas Tirith and save my people. I have failed."
Boromir
- "Light! More light!"
Goethe
- "Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius. Will you remember to pay the debt?
Socrates
- "Go away. I'm all right."
H.G. Wells
- "This is the fourth?"
Thomas Jefferson
- "For the love of God, Montresor!"
Fortunato
- "I meddled in things that man must leave alone."
The Invisible Man
- "...the fog is rising..."
Emily Dickinson
- "Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"
Cody Jarrett
- "And now, I am dying beyond my means."
Oscar Wilde
- "Which is better--to have rules and agree, or to hunt and kill?"
Piggy
- "Timshel!"
Adam Trask
- "All is lost. Monks, monks, monks!"
Henry VIIII
- "Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Yeah."
Timothy Leary
- "Only one man ever understood me. And he didn't understand me."
Hegel
Books
Name the book; characters are not necessary.
- Of course he won't mind/When he finds that he has/A circus behind.
If I Ran the Circus
- History will call us wives.
Dune
- "How nice of the doctor to save it for us," said the man in the yellow hat. "And NOW we can finish the puzzle."
Curious George
- I don't like the design of your new menhirs! Let's keep it Gaulish.
Asterix and Cleopatra
- As long as Rome is the Eternal City, these lines shall echo from the lips of men, as long as poetry speaks true on earth, that immortality is mine to wear.
Ovid's Metamorphoses
- If some spark does set the keg afire, it will be a senseless tragedy of ignorant against ignorant, injustice answering injustice--a holocaust that will drag down the innocent and right thinking masses of human beings. Then we will all pay for not having cried justice long ago.
Black Like Me
- And I thought about the Angel of the Lord--Gladys, with her skinny legs and her dirty sneakers sticking out from under her robe, yelling at all of us everywhere, "Hey! Unto you a child is born!"
The Best Christmas Pageant Ever
- Miss Bianca, reunited with the Boy and once again domiciled in her Porcelain Pagoda, was happy too. It was really the life that suited her best. But they none of them forgot each other, or their famous adventure in the Black Castle.
The Rescuers
- "Anything to eat?" said Charlie. "Oh, you just wait and see!"
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
- And somehow, Sara felt as though she understood her, though she said so little and only stood still and looked and looked after her as she went out of the shop with the Indian Gentleman and they got into the carriage and drove away.
A Little Princess
- It was the devious cruising Rachel, that in her retracing search after her missing children, only found another orphan.
Moby Dick
- "Me too," quoth Harvey Cheyne.
Captains Courageous
- Slouching hopefully toward Tadfield...forever.
Good Omens
- Zedd gave the boundary warden a sidelong glance. "Because she knows more about the underworld than anyone alive."
Wizard's First Rule
- But the Third Reich had passed into history.
Rise and Fall of the Third Reich
- How ironic, Ignatius thought. Taking the pigtail into one of his paws, he pressed it warmly into his wet moustache.
A Confederacy of Dunces
- He raised his hand and over the desolate earth he traced in space the sign of the dollar.
Atlas Shrugged
- Who knows but that, on the lower frequencies, I speak for you?
Invisible Man
- "on Mars, on Mars, on Mars, on Mars, on Mars."
Blue Mars
- It was there that we emerged, to see--once more--the stars.
The Inferno
- She looked up and across the barn, and her lips came together, and smiled mysteriously.
The Grapes of Wrath
- Hazel followed, and together they slipped away, running easily down through the wood, where the first primroses were beginning to bloom.
Watership Down
- Now everybody--
Gravity's Rainbow
- To the everlasting glory of the infantry.
Starship Troopers
- A man can stand up.
Johnny Tremaine
- Charlotte was both.
Charlotte's Web
- I soon go to rest in the paradise of God, until my spirit and body shall again reunite, and I am brought triumphant through the air, to meet you before the pleasing bar of the Great Jehovah, the Eternal Judge. Amen.
Book of Mormon
- Oh my girls, however long you may live, I never can wish you a greater happiness than this!
Little Women
- My mother was an ape, and of course she couldn't tell me much about it. I never knew who my father was.
Tarzan of the Apes
- And oh, Aunt Em! I'm so glad to be home again!
The Wizard of Oz
- Over the river a golden ray of sun came through the hosts of leaden rain clouds.
Pilgrim's Progress
- "Goodnight, Papa," I said. "We had thirteen sad years." That was all I could say, so I just turned and walked away from a patch of grassless land.
A Day No Pigs Would Die
- It was Tao, returning for his old friend, that they might end their journey together.
The Incredible Journey
- For you see, in Ireland, there is no future, only the past happening over and over.
Trinity
- Strike up, pipers.
Much Ado About Nothing
- South-south-west, south, south-east, east.
Brave New World
- A crackle of static emerged and then the petty officer's voice--Mooring.
Hunt for Red October
- It was a small white chicken feather.
Dragons of Autumn Twilight
- Only so will we receive, only so find, and only so will the door be opened to us. Amen.
Confessions of Saint Augustine
- He passed on unsuspecting and deadly, like a pest in a street full of men.
Secret Agent
- The knife came down, missing him by inches, and he took off.
Catch-22
- "Well, I would like to make another trip," he said, jumping to his feet, "but I really don't know when I'll have time. There's just so much to do right here."
The Phantom Tollbooth
- Now at last they were beginning Chapter One of the Great Story which no one on earth has read: which goes on forever: in which each chapter is better than the one before.
The Last Battle
- But that is not fate's way: Lotus died in childbirth within a year of her marriage.
Dream of the Red Chamber
- "The field's cut!" Helen cried excitedly--"the big meadow! We've seen to the very end, and it'll be such a crop of hay as never!"
Howard's End
- "My place," Zeeny offered. "Let's get the hell out of here." "I'm coming," he answered her, and turned away from the view.
The Satanic Verses
Epitaphs
(Who lies under these words?)
- Satchmo
Louis Armstrong
- Oh All Ye Fowls of/The Air, Bless Ye the/Lord; Praise Him and Magnify/ Him Forever
Audubon
- America's Favorite Cowboy
Gene Autry
- Justice of the Peace, Law West of the Pecos
Judge Roy Bean
- He thinketh no evil
Henry Ward Beecher
- The Boy Bandit King/He died as he had lived
Billy The Kid
- "That's All Folks"
Mel Blanc
- And the beat goes on
Sonny Bono
- Statesman, Yet Friend to Truth: of Soul Sincere, in Action, Faithful, and in Honor, Clean
William Jennings Bryan
- The Entertainer--He did it all
Sammy Davis Jr.
- A Gentle Man and a Gentleman
Jack Dempsey
- Steel true, blade straight/ *******, Patriot, physician, and a man of letters.
Arthur Conan Doyle
- So we beat on, boats against this current, born back ceaselessly into the past
F. Scott Fitzgerald
- The Iron Brigade rears this block of granite to a beloved commander
John Gibbon
- In the great cause of good government
James Forrestal
- I had a lover's quarrel with the world
Robert Frost
- Call Me Trimtab
Buckminster Fuller
- The mightiest ballad singer of this or any other century. He lies on through his art.
Burl Ives
- Novelist--Citizen of Two Countries--Interpreter of his generation on both sides of the sea
Henry James
- He died in Bed
Doc Holliday
- Hear Underneath this laitl Stean/ Laz *****/ Ne'er arcir ver as hie sa geud/ And pipul kaul im ******/Sich utlawz az he an iz men/Vil England nivr si agen
Robin Hood
- Gave his left arm at Churubusco, Mexico August 18, 1847 and his life at Chantilly, VA 1862
Phil Kearny
- Here lies one whose name was writ in water
Keats
- Then conquer we must when our cause it it just and this be our motto: "In God We Trust"
Francis Scott Key
- Free at last, Free at last, Thank God Almighty, I'm free at last
Martin Luther King, Jr.
- In another time and place, he would have been called prophet
Sam Kinison
- Founder of Jeet Kune Do
Bruce Lee
- Everybody loves somebody sometime
Dean Martin
- The greatest honor history can bestow is the title of peacemaker
Richard Nixon
- Even amidst fierce flames, the golden lotus must be planted
Sylvia Plath
- The Artist must elect to fight for freedom or for slavery. I have made my choice. I had no alternative.
Paul Robeson
- A dynamic innovative leader who captured America's imagination. He was a builder of champions, in football and in life. 105 wins, 12 losses, 5 ties.
Knute Rockne
- Freed from slavery by his friend Taylor Blow
Dred Scott
- The Best Is Yet To Come
Frank Sinatra
- The Master Has Won
Muddy Waters
- Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and puts itself into our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.
John Wayne
- Cast a Cold Eye/On Life On Death/Horseman Pass By
W. B. Yeats
Television
- What were the last words spoken in Cheers?
We're Closed
- What are the last words spoken in the Krusty Gets Cancelled Simpsons episode?
To Krusty, the greatest entertainer in the world...except maybe that guy.
- The last words in this series were "And somewhere else the tea is getting cold. Come on Ace, we've got work to do." Name it.
Dr. Who
- What were the last words Henry Blake said to Radar before he left the 4077th?
- Production companies are generally the last thing you see in a show. Give the production companies for these shows. (20th Century Fox is not a production company, by the way.)
- Space: Above and Beyond
Hard Eight Productions
- Futurama
The Curiosity Company
- The Oprah Winfrey Show
Harpo Productions
- Late Night with David Letterman
Worldwide Pants
- Family Guy
Fuzzy Door Productions
- King of the Hill
Judgemental Productions
Movies
- What is the last phrase spoken by Tommy DeVito in Goodfellas?
You better be good now or I'm gonna come back and kick your butt.
- Whose last words are these? "No, no, you can't get away! From Hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee!"
Khan Noonian Singh
- And these? "Cut to commercial! Cut to commercial!"
Fireball (Running Man)
- What were Captain Kirk's last words?
It was fun.
- In the X-Files Movie, someone had the last words "Trust No One." Who?
Deep Throat
- "Mein Fuehrer! I can walk!" Name the character and the movie.
Dr. Strangelove, Dr. Strangelove
- What is the last phrase spoken by Audrey II in the 1986 Little Shop of Horrors?
Aw, sh*t!
- "That's right, Matrix, you did." Name the character and the movie.
Sully in Commando
- "I wish I could have seen Montana." Name the character and the movie.
Valisi Borodin in Hunt for Red October
- "I hope the Pacific is as blue as it is in my dreams. I hope." Name the movie.
The Shawshank Redemption
- "Xi was beginning to think he would never find the end of the earth. Then, one day, suddenly, there it was." Name the movie.
The Gods Must Be Crazy
- "But you don't understand! I'm a man!" "Well, nobody's perfect." Name the movie.
Some Like It Hot
Miscellaneous
- Briefly describe the endings of the following games:
- Final Fantasy 3 (US)
- Might and Magic VI
- Street Fighter (when playing Fei Long)
- "What's that you say? You say today is Saturday? Goodbye, I'm going out to play!"
Sick, Shel Silverstein
- "Til human voices wake us, and we drown."
Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock, TS Eliot
- "To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield."
Ulysses, Alfred Lord Tennyson
- Essay: What are the classiest/funniest last words you can think of?