| 231 | The Ubernebulous Space Otters of Alpha Centauri |
| 207 | I'm Oxford (dot com) |
| 205.5 | Defeat Evil Landlord |
| 179 | We Can't Think of Any Good Team Names, So We Don't Have One |
| 166 | St. Vincent and the Grenadines |
| 156.5 | A Girl Who Falls in Love with Half of a Pair of Siamese Twins |
| 153 | We Are The Mediocre Presidents |
| 142 | People seldom ask Kid Relish to do the math more than once |
| 141 | Palfrey's Public-sector Prostitutes |
| 129 | Because it had been nailed there |
| 119.5 | Failure has never sounded so soothing |
| 106 | BOMO |
| 66 | Electric Ukelele Land |
| 62 | Computer scientists do it brute force |
| 58 | Bite My Shiny Metal Ass |
| 54 | They Tried to Teach My Baby Science |
| 50 | Bobby McFerrin Raped My Grandmother |
| 39 | I've got a ziploc bag of evil and I'm ready to break the freshness seal |
| 25 | Nobody Tosses A Dwarf! |
| 10 | Lucklessly, Untethered Comrade Todd on Fire |
| 5 | Little Prep Required |
| 4 | Spleen weasels and multi-dimensional asses |
| 2 | 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 |
| 2 | You May Be the Universe's Butt-Puppet, but I'm Its Right-Hand Fist Of Fate |
| 2 | The Heterodyne Boys and the Socket Wrench of Prague |
| 1 | No Preperation Required |
| 1 | I Have a Trout, and I'm Not Afraid to Use Him! |
| 1 | kate's test team |
| 0 | Marry Me David Duchovny |
| 0 | A Two-Man Team Is Winning? We're Doomed! DOOOOOOOOOOMED! |
| 0 | We're Missing Larry the Cable Guy on 'The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson' for THIS? |
| 0 | 111Pelham |
| 0 | Obligatory Reference to Dom Grillo's Shorts |
| 0 | Your stupidity is deep and wide, like a vast, dark ocean of dumbness teeming with retarded fish. From time to time, a slow-witted walrus will break the dull surface of that murky, aquatic expanse, raise its turgid head and, unnoticed, proclaim to the open void, "I am a moron." |
| 0 | Holy Shit, Someone else from Pelham! |
| 0 | Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego's Clitoris? |
| 0 | Really Active Rhinoceritus |
| 0 | The Deku Sprout which blossomed when you killed that spidery thing in that haunted tree and there were flamey Deku Sticks like whoa! |
| 0 | Nappy Headed 'Hos |
| 0 | Nippon Fights Ham Over There, So We Don't Have To Fight Ham Over Here |
| 0 | Is That A Deku Stick In Your Pocket or Are You Just Happy To See Me |
| 0 | Censorship Makes Libraries a Less Baffling Ordeal |
| 0 | Des Devlin went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal. |
| 0 | You know what song is good? "Last Christmas" by Wham! They should play that one more. |