Food

1. What is the only fruit that has cholesterol?

2. Pasta, havmg too many types of noodles to deal with sanely, has adopted a standardized number system to identify each type. What noodle is #1? #34?

3. What Five fruit juices are in 5-Alive?

4. Name all 9 Gatorade flavors.

5. Where did the Jakarta mango originate?

6. Roughly, how many gallons of maple sap does it take to produce 1 gallon of maple syrup?

7. What line of edibles found at Stop and Shop always comes in a 4 1/2" by 2 1/2" by 2 5/8" metal container?

8. Honey is poisonous if the bees which produce it pollinate either of two types of flowers. Which ones?

9. What varieties can you get a Cadbury bar in?

10. Name 4 real La Choy tips.

11. What are the main ingredients of the following sauces?

    1. satay-

    2. wasabi-

    3. melba-

12. Ben & Jerr's ice cream flavor names aren't always as informative as possible. What's actually in Chubby Hubby? Chunky Monkey? Wavy Gravy?

13. What are the purposes of the following nasty chemicals you see in ingredient lists?
    sorbitan monostearate:
    1. sorbic acid:

    2. sodium aluminum phosphate:

    3. sodium benzoate;

14. Where do the following spiccs come from? (example: Ginger: root of ginger plant)

    1. Allspice:

    2. Celery salt:

    3. Cilantro:

    4. Cinnamon:

    5. Clove:

    6. Cream of tartar:

    7. Cumin:

    8. Horseradish:

    9. Mace:

    10. Marjoram:

    11. Mustard:

    12. Nutmeg:

    13. Paprika:

    14. Pepper:

    15. Rosemary:

    16. Turmeric:

    17. Snooty Foods:

15. What four fish does caviar traditionally come from?

16. There is a distinct difference in taste between wine produced from grapes on new vines, and those on old vines. Elaborate & explain.

17. What three brands of gourmet cat food does Stop & Shop carry?

18. What is generally considered the most expensive type of coffee available?

Questionable Foods and Food-Like By-Products:

19. What liquors come in neon blue?

20. Stop and Shop has its own "Classic Blend". What type of food is it?

21. What flavor do SweeTarts come in, that Pixie Stix do not?

22. What fruits will prevent Jell-O from setting properly?

23. What blend of cheeses are in Cheez-Whiz?

24. Velveeta can't legally be called cheese. What exactly does it claim to be?

25. Hostess calls their chocolate cream rolls "Ho-Ho's". What do Little Debbie and Drake's call theirs?

26. Which red dye was banned?

27. What flavor is Moxie soda?

28. How many fluid ounces to a Hug? How many can you get for $1 (at Stop & Shop)?

29. What type of snack are "Dunkaroos"? How about "String Things"?

30. Tell us about Haggis. Be explicit.

31. How do you make the Scandinavian delicacy Lutefisk ?

32. The great Twinkie experiments concluded that due to their amazing stamina and other unusual qualities, Twinkies should not necessarily be considered food. Give a brief outline of the experiments.

Mixed Drinks: or, How to Make a Screaming Orgasm

33. How do you make these mixed drinks?

    1. A Black Russian--

    2. A Fuzzy Navel--

    3. A Godfather--

34. What are these concoctions named?

    1. 1 Ginger Ale
       1 Grape Juice
       1 Vodka
       1 Grain Alcohol

    2. 1 Vodka
       1 Kahlua
       1 Bailey's

    3. 1 Amber Rum
       1 Tia Maria
       1 Pineapple Juice
       Glass: Tall glass.
       Directions: Pour liquor in glass, fill with ice, add pineapple juice and stir.

35. How do you make a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster?

36. Which of these are real names for mixed drinks, and which are fake?
    Vulcan Mind Probe
    Six Feet Under
    Muppet
    Demon Drop
    Test Tube Baby
    Bad Habit
    Russian Sledgehammer

Food In (or on, or whatever) the Arts:

37. What exactly was it that Sally ordered in "When Harry Met Sally" that caused the old woman to say "I'll have what she's having"?

38. Who was present during the famed dinner scene in "Tom Jones"?

39. What sculptor's work includes a giant floppy hamburger?

40. Another lovely food sculpture, "Chocolate Gnaw", involve a mammoth hunk-o-chocolate with parts chewed out. Who created it? What was its companion piece?

41. What does the narrator do with oatmeal in Stephen Dobyns' poem "Oatmeal Deluxe"?

42. Fill in the blanks from Sylvia Plath's poem "Cut."
    What a thrill- my ______ instead of an ________.

43. What did the old woman who lived in the shoe feed her kids?

44. What is this from:
    "Well what do you know, he's nibbling my toe!"

45. Extra for reciting the whole poem:

46. How many blackbirds are baked in a pie?

47. What was the Queen doing in the parlor?

Diner-ese

48. Draw one in the dark

49. Bossy in a bowl

50. Balloon juice

51. Let it walk

52. An M.D.

53. Noah's Boy on bread

54. Hold the hail

55. A Murphy

56. Wreck 'em

57. Nervous pudding

58. Sweep the kitchen

59. Paint a Bow-wow red

60. Adam and Eve on a raft

61. Eve with a lid

62. A spot with a twist

63. Burn one, take it through the garden and pin a rose on it

64. A blonde with sand

65. Mike and Ike

66. Break it and Shake it

67. Angels on Horseback

68. A stack of Vermont

69. Lighthouse

70. Million on a platter

71. Houseboat

72. A white cow

73. Wax

74. Throw it in the mud

75. Put a hat on it

76. Hug one

77. A splash of Red noise

78. Life preservers

79. Put out the lights and cry

Logo Secton

NOTE: All text has been deleted from provided logos, but please include text, where appropriate, in the ones you draw.

80. Folgers

81. Purina

82. Betty Crocker

83. Nutrasweet

84. Nabisco

85. Tobler

86. Pringles

87. Orangina

88. Smuckers

    

98. Vivarin? Who needs Vivarin?

99. What is the difference between Cafe Latte and Cafe Au Lait?

100. How about between a cappuccino and a mochaccino?

101. What are Steamers (Hot Clouds, or whatever you call them ... )?

102. What are the ingredients in a Mudslide? (non-alcoholic version)

103. A Mt. St. Helens?

104. A Cardiac Arrest?

Essay:

Why are raspberry-flavored foods (i.e. Jello/Kool Aid, etc.) BLUE?