WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER
| a.k.a. |
The Whoppers |
| Location(s) |
Brown University |
| Members |
Justin Bessette,
Sean Chung,
Eric Deng,
Jon Ge,
TJ Kim,
Joe Ham,
Ryan Handel,
Bryan Huang,
Griffin Lamoureux,
Ben Lipson,
Joe Madour,
Rohun Rajpal,
Gordon Sherman,
Marlon Sherman,
Lev Simon,
Whitney Yu |
| Williams Classes |
lmao |
| Trash Talk |
WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER:
JUNIOR DOUBLE TRIPLE WHOPPER.
IMPOSSIBLE OR BACON WHOPPER;
I RULE THIS DAY.
AAAAAT BEEEEEKAAAAAAY, HAVE IT YOUR WAY!
YOU RULE! |
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If you were a bird, what kind of bird would you be?
| a.k.a. |
If you were a bird, what kind? |
| Location(s) |
Sage 5 |
| Members |
The absolute worst members of Sage 2 + the dregs of the Williams College philosophy department |
| Williams Classes |
'26 |
| Trash Talk |
tweet tweet |
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Area 52
| a.k.a. |
Area 52 |
| Location(s) |
Tucson and many other places throughout the known universe |
| Members |
Steve Farley '85
and various and sundry hangers-on |
| Williams Classes |
'85 |
| Trash Talk |
We may be aliens, but we are totally legal |
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Jack Is da Bomb
| a.k.a. |
Jack Is da Bomb |
| Location(s) |
Olympia, WA |
| Members |
Jack |
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Cream Cowboys
| a.k.a. |
Cream Cowboys |
| Location(s) |
Hamilton |
| Members |
Steve
Pete
Unky Bu
Nico
John
Syd |
| Trash Talk |
Frequent top 10 placers and 10 time winners of the famous hog shit snarfing contest |
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Quizatz Haderach
| a.k.a. |
Quizatz Haderach |
| Location(s) |
VA, OR, IN |
| Members |
Zoe Thomas, Alexa Scott, Lester Blumberg |
| Williams Classes |
'08 |
| Trash Talk |
Always separate your recycling! |
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Mistakes Were Made
| a.k.a. |
Mistakes Were Made |
| Location(s) |
Ann Arbor, and elsewhere |
| Members |
Mark
Louis
Jacob
Brian
Joe
Maggie |
| Williams Classes |
'87, '88, '89 |
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Aaaaaaaaaalphabetically First Among All Williams Trivia Teams Ever
| a.k.a. |
Aaaaaaaaaalphabetically |
| Location(s) |
New York, Arkansas, and possibly Taiwan |
| Members |
Dom Grillo '89
Des Devlin, IQ in that vicinity |
| Williams Classes |
'89, like I just said |
| Trash Talk |
We would aaaaaaaaaaanihilate you, if not for our aaaaaaaaaadvanced aaaaaaaaaaage. |
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The Zambezi Marimba Band
| a.k.a. |
Zambezi |
| Location(s) |
Williams College |
| Members |
Aiden Pham, Alexia King, Alice Wanamaker, Annie Lu, Ben Su, Brodie Leo, Enoch Chou, Jonny Rogers, Leo Paz, Mali Rauch, Nandini Seetharaman, Seamus Connor, Ethan Jeon |
| Williams Classes |
22.5, 23, 24, 25, 26 |
| Trash Talk |
With the number of SHARP players on this team, you should C your way out of the competition. We won't bother looking at the SCORE. You're in TREBLE. |
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Occam's Toothbrush
| a.k.a. |
Occam's Toothbrush |
| Location(s) |
California, VT, WIlliamstown, Friday Harbor |
| Members |
Robert Kent - W '84
Darbus Oldham - Swarthmore '17
Caroline Toy W '06
Kat Jong W '07
and sundry others, most likely from Swarthmore |
| Williams Classes |
84, 06, 07 |
| Trash Talk |
is beneath us . . . |
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20 kegs of beer, divided by 400 students, thats 15 cups of beer. Everyones drunk, right?
| a.k.a. |
The Wrath of Zoito |
| Location(s) |
Williamstown, Eugene OR, NYC |
| Members |
Anonymous |
| Williams Classes |
1990 |
| Trash Talk |
Well excuuuuse me if we get a few wrong. |
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Evar Orbus and His Galactic Jizz-Wailers
| a.k.a. |
Galactic Jizz-Wailers |
| Location(s) |
New York |
| Members |
Dave
Laurie |
| Williams Classes |
'05-'06 |
| Trash Talk |
You'll never find a more wretched hive of cum and villainy. |
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Pierced in Boston
| a.k.a. |
Pierced in Boston |
| Location(s) |
NJ and Boston |
| Members |
Nigel, Megan, Regina |
| Williams Classes |
'20, '22, '22.5 |
| Trash Talk |
It's not personal, Sonny. It's strictly business. |
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Carmen Miranda v. Arizona
| a.k.a. |
Carmen Miranda v. Arizona |
| Location(s) |
A flight from Denver to Chicago |
| Members |
Ben Kitchen |
| Williams Classes |
'21 |
| Trash Talk |
Trash talk? We refuse. |
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Collective Foole? U Bet Your Sweet Oz!
| a.k.a. |
Collective Foole-UBYSO |
| Location(s) |
Madison, WI, Portage County, WI, and various locales around the country. |
| Members |
Christopher Fisher, Dan Olson, Terry Wiegert, Sue Koontz, Andy Kolff, Jake MacDonald, Mike Peterson, Carrie, Tony, Bill Kiel. |
| Williams Classes |
N/A |
| Trash Talk |
Frequent top 10 placers and two time winners of the famous 90 FM Trivia contest (http://90fmtrivia.org), the world's largest radio station trivia contest, with nearly half a century of trivia contest playing experience under our belts! Here to take on all comers. |
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The Papacy of Funky Frogs
| a.k.a. |
Funky Frogs |
| Location(s) |
Mission |
| Members |
Leilani Fuentes '24
Michael Fallon '24 |
| Williams Classes |
'24 |
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New Doug
| a.k.a. |
New Doug |
| Location(s) |
New Doug |
| Members |
Lindsey O
Nicole R
Hannah C
Greg H
Lauren C
+/- Katherine S |
| Williams Classes |
'16 |
| Trash Talk |
Be glad that we're not all showing up for the whole time, because then we'd have a real shot at this thing and you'd be in trouble. |
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Bite My Shiny Metal Ass on Friday the 13th
| a.k.a. |
Bender the 13th |
| Location(s) |
sequestered at home in NoVA, Farmington Hills, MI, and Walla Walla, WA |
| Members |
minimal this round. Arielle, at least, and Shawn at the outset (he has something in the AM). Not sure who else is available. -- turned out to be just this; none of the other regulars even popped in :( |
| Williams Classes |
'92 |
| Trash Talk |
Make us stay up |
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Rick's Cafe Americain
| a.k.a. |
RCA |
| Location(s) |
High atop a hill of beans in this crazy world |
| Members |
Anonymous Alum (who's unlikely to make it past midnight) |
| Williams Classes |
'74 |
| Trash Talk |
Just hoping that tonight's contest is long on Bona Fide Nostalgiac Trivia and short on minutia |
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No picture! |
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Geezers on Stun
| a.k.a. |
Geezers on Stun |
| Location(s) |
LA, NY, MA, WA and other assorted initials |
| Members |
(Scheduled to appear) Bruce "Boom Boom" Leddy, Charlie "Chumbawumba" Singer, Wayne "Wayne" Wilkins, Kevin "Wuh-HUT?" Weist, Mitch "Krakatoa" Katz, and Michael Winter as The Beaver. |
| Williams Classes |
'79, '81, '82, '83, '85 |
| Trash Talk |
We will destroy you! (until we fall asleep) |
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Hand-to-Hand Wombat, Now With 20% Less!
| a.k.a. |
Wombat |
| Location(s) |
Acton MA, Mountain View CA, NJ, OR, DC |
| Members |
Hannah Bloch, Dan Bloch, Becca Mamlet, Alex Bartholomew, Chris Berrios, Ruby, Lucia |
| Williams Classes |
'84 |
| Trash Talk |
(Fewer) |
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Charlie Celebrates 100
| a.k.a. |
Charlie |
| Location(s) |
AR and NY |
| Members |
Dom % Des - ADD 2nd Ed classic |
| Williams Classes |
'89 and not quite |
| Trash Talk |
Good Grief |
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Millennial Force
| a.k.a. |
Millennial Force |
| Location(s) |
Boston and assorted midwest states |
| Members |
John Bihn and other survivors of miscellaneous arctic weather patterns. |
| Williams Classes |
'16 |
| Trash Talk |
I've been doing this for decades!!! (as of Wednesday night...) |
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Anderson Cooper is the Mol
| a.k.a. |
Mol |
| Williams Classes |
'15 |
| Trash Talk |
Who is the mol? |
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Chicago 60609
| a.k.a. |
Chicago 60609 |
| Location(s) |
New York City and Mauritania |
| Members |
Thomas Vitale
Brett Green
Victor Mather
David Wagner
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| Williams Classes |
1986 |
| Trash Talk |
Our name is on the trophy. |
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BOMO
| a.k.a. |
BOMO |
| Location(s) |
Bedford, new York |
| Members |
Tom Gardner '79, back for my 54th contest! |
| Williams Classes |
'79 |
| Trash Talk |
You don't believe we're on the eve of Subduction? |
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Sage 4
| a.k.a. |
Sage Floral |
| Location(s) |
Sage 4 |
| Members |
Chris Brown
Logan McClennen
Other to be determined members of Sage 4 |
| Williams Classes |
'24, '26 |
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Joe's Garage
| a.k.a. |
Joe's Garage |
| Location(s) |
Belchertown, MA |
| Members |
Eric Lindholm |
| Williams Classes |
Rutgers 1991 |
| Trash Talk |
What? |
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Undermine the Vole
| a.k.a. |
Vole |
| Location(s) |
Cambridge, MA |
| Members |
Jen Elliott
Toby Elliott |
| Williams Classes |
92, 93 |
| Trash Talk |
You've Got No Chutzpah! |
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AmB+erst: Putting the B+ in the Lord Jeffs since Winter Study 2005
| a.k.a. |
AmB+erst |
| Location(s) |
San Diego and surrounding places |
| Members |
Brian '06
Assorted friends |
| Williams Classes |
'06 |
| Trash Talk |
When was the last time Williams College started a fundraising campaign based on your team name and accomplishments? |
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Khyiris Tonga, The Official NFL Player of Williams Trivia
| a.k.a. |
Khyiris Tonga |
| Location(s) |
Kansas |
| Members |
Steve Homer |
| Williams Classes |
Wholly Uncontaminated by Williams Alumni |
| Trash Talk |
TONGA! |
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The Lone Bayonette
| a.k.a. |
The Lone Bayonnette |
| Location(s) |
Riverside, CT |
| Members |
PJ Diane Morello |
| Williams Classes |
'72 |
| Trash Talk |
Hi Rich ! I know you're out there. |
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Tasmanian Treebiters of the North!
| a.k.a. |
Treebiters |
| Location(s) |
Tampere, Finland -- aka The North! |
| Members |
Chris Aylott and whatever cats and dogs join in |
| Williams Classes |
'91 |
| Trash Talk |
Taz no wake up enough to take trash out yet! |
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Team Rocket
| a.k.a. |
Team Rocket |
| Location(s) |
Wege |
| Members |
Isabel Santiago, Max Song, Maki Yoshimura, Zephie Gollin, Matt phang |
| Williams Classes |
'25, '23, '22.5 |
| Trash Talk |
Prepare for trouble! And make it double! To protect the world from devastation! To unite all peoples within our nation! To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars above! Jessie! James! Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light! Surrender now, or prepare to fight! |
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Corner of Fail
| a.k.a. |
Corner of Fail |
| Location(s) |
Planet Earth |
| Members |
Kevin Garcia
Myya McGregory-Garcia
Danny Guo
Jabulani Blyden
Schuyler Hall |
| Williams Classes |
'10, '13, '14 |
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No picture! |
no name
| a.k.a. |
no name |
| Location(s) |
New York |
| Williams Classes |
'22 |
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Aoteareally Far Away
| a.k.a. |
Aoteareally Far Away |
| Location(s) |
Aotearoa New Zealand! |
| Members |
Tim, Savannah, and baby Tilly |
| Trash Talk |
We're a Canadian and a Kiwi, we're too nice for trash talk. Sorry! |
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Happy Birthday RJ!
| a.k.a. |
Gianna Gang |
| Location(s) |
Williamstown, MA |
| Members |
RJ Acosta,
Noah Kroninger,
Jamie Woods,
Arthur Johnson,
David Shi |
| Williams Classes |
26 |
| Trash Talk |
Beaten by a child |
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I've been evaluated so many times. I'm competent, sane, and I'm trying to tell the truth.
| a.k.a. |
Competent and Sane |
| Location(s) |
Williamstown |
| Members |
Alex Bonat
Julia Friedberg
Ele Grenfell
Maya Jamroz
Madeline Ohl
Gabi Rotta
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| Williams Classes |
"23 |
| Trash Talk |
our name speaks for itself |
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Thank You Frank Ferry
| a.k.a. |
Thank You Frank Ferry |
| Location(s) |
From 1966 until today |
| Members |
Every player ever. |
| Williams Classes |
'69 |
| Trash Talk |
Franklyn Sayre Ferry Jr., 1947-2022.
Father, husband, Senior Training Director, filmmaker, philanthropist, singer, Eph, radio DJ/announcer, creator of Williams Trivia. |
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Aggie Baggie
| a.k.a. |
Aggies |
| Location(s) |
Washington DC |
| Members |
Aliya, Chip, Chewy, Agnes |
| Williams Classes |
90 |
| Trash Talk |
Gabba Gabba Hey |
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No picture! |
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Georgie and Ruben don't know what they're doin'.
| a.k.a. |
_don't know what they're doin' |
| Location(s) |
Brattleboro, Vermont |
| Members |
George Anthes
Ruben Garza |
| Williams Classes |
'00 |
| Trash Talk |
Right from the start, it didn't go too well. |
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Georgie and Ruben dont know what theyre doin.
| a.k.a. |
don't know what theyre doin |
| Location(s) |
Brattleboro, Vermont |
| Members |
George Anthes
Ruben Garza |
| Williams Classes |
'00 |
| Trash Talk |
Right from the start, it didn't go too well. |
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Island of Misfit Toys
| a.k.a. |
Misfit Toys |
| Location(s) |
North Pole and all over the globe where Class of 1984ers have been banished |
| Members |
Bruce McEldowney '84
Heidi Coggeshall '84
Phil Burr '84
Rob Kent '84 |
| Williams Classes |
'84 |
| Trash Talk |
We vow to stay up to midnight this time...by choice! |
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Island of Misfit Toys
| a.k.a. |
misfits |
| Location(s) |
North Pole and all over the globe where Class of 1984ers have been banished |
| Members |
Bruce McEldowney '84
Heidi Coggeshall '84
Phil Burr '84
Rob Kent '84 |
| Williams Classes |
'84 |
| Trash Talk |
We vow to stay up to midnight this time...by choice! |
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Let Me Tell You the Story of Another Loser
| a.k.a. |
Kent Dorfman |
| Location(s) |
Here, there, and everywhere. |
| Members |
Anonymous |
| Williams Classes |
90, 85, 91, Honorary Deg. (TBD) |
| Trash Talk |
Well excuuuuse me if we get a few wrong. |
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Quizatz Haderach duplicate, please ignore
| a.k.a. |
(ignore this) |
| Location(s) |
VA, OR |
| Members |
none |
| Williams Classes |
none |
| Trash Talk |
This was never a real team, for serious, ignore this. |
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No picture! |
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The Matrix
| a.k.a. |
The Matrix |
| Location(s) |
Williams College Campus |
| Members |
Muhammad Haad, Lachlan Canavan, Sajawal Abdullah, Ali Noamany, Hari Shankaran, Adithan |
| Williams Classes |
'26 |
| Trash Talk |
We do our talking on the competition |
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We ARE The Senate
| a.k.a. |
The Senate |
| Location(s) |
Coruscant |
| Members |
Sheev Palpatine '23.5
Anakin Skywalker '23
Darth Plagueis The Wise '85
Jar Jar Binks '26 |
| Williams Classes |
'23-23.5 |
| Trash Talk |
I hate sand. It's course, and it's rough, and it gets everywhere. |
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Well, let me tell you the story of ANOTHER loser...
| a.k.a. |
Damn Glad To Meet You |
| Location(s) |
Parts Unknown |
| Members |
Anonymous |
| Williams Classes |
1875 |
| Trash Talk |
C'mon Flounder. You can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes. You fucked up! You trusted us! |
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Haley and the Zimmermen
| a.k.a. |
The Zimmermen |
| Location(s) |
Willytown |
| Members |
Josh Rubel
Sam Drescher
Sam Wexler
Shayna Podhoretz
Haley Zimmerman
Avi Kahn
Ariella Scheer |
| Williams Classes |
'26 |
| Trash Talk |
Simply Better |
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No picture! |
No picture! |
ICA
| a.k.a. |
ICA |
| Williams Classes |
16 |
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Nonsense
| a.k.a. |
nonsense |
| Location(s) |
NYC |
| Williams Classes |
87 |
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No picture! |
No picture! |
Trivia Testing Trouble
| a.k.a. |
TTT |
| Location(s) |
Michigan |
| Members |
Louis Moga |
| Trash Talk |
Just trying to get the system up and running |
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