| 285 | A Dead Postman Doesn't Deliver Much Mail |
| 250 | I Got My Head Shaved By a Zamboni |
| 244 | Sublime Ferrets Are in My Underpants |
| 233 | Brains of Steel, Bodies of Styrofoam |
| 222 | Cursing, Fornication, and the Singing of Obscene Songs |
| 214 | We're Just One Dog-Faced Boy Short of a Freakshow |
| 70 | John Valley Woo |
| 49 | Oberon's Brood |
| 49 | Plato's Fury |
| 33 | Incontinentia Buttocks |
| 25 | Rich Flynn is a Soft, Mewly Water-Eyed Little Mama's Boy |
The remaining 32 teams were listed only as "under 20 points"....
These names scored points but were not read with the above:
ON-AIR RADIO POINTS (TRIVIA/MUSIC) (179 points available): 19 (21%)-- Plato's Fury 24 (??%)-- Incontinentia Buttocks 27 (30%)-- Oberon's Brood 40 (45%)-- John Valley Woo ~132 (74%)-- We're Just One Dog-Faced Boy Short of a Freak Show ~143 (80%)-- Cursing, Fornication, and the Singing of Obscene Songs ~143 (80%)-- Sublime Ferrets Are in My Underpants ~144 (80%)-- A Dead Postman Doesn't Deliver Much Mail ~145 (81%)-- Brains of Steel, Bodies of Styrofoam ~151 (84%)-- I Got My Head Shaved By a Zamboni (NOTE: The first four teams dropped out early, making their totals official. On-air point totals for the top six teams are close but approximate, because Chthulu Matata did not reveal the scores of the second Super Bonus. On-air numbers are therefore predicated on the following guesses for Super #2 scores: Postman 18; Freak 15; Zamboni 14; Ferrets 14; Brains 14; Cursing 12.) Super Boni: 20 points each (not 25); Hour Boni: 10 points each; Action Trivia: 6 points each (not 5). Ultra Bonus: scored in order of responding teams as well as by hour (namely, no ties). 4 AM Challenge: 1 point awarded to 3 teams. SUPER #1: COLORS Oberon's Brood-- 7 Incontinentia Buttocks-- 7 John Valley Woo-- 9 Plato's Fury-- 10 Brains of Steel, Bodies of Styrofoam-- 10 Cursing, Fornication, and the Singing of Obscene Songs-- 11 Sublime Ferrets Are in My Underpants-- 11 I Got My Head Shaved By a Zamboni-- 12 We're Just One Dog-Faced Boy Short of a Freak Show-- 15 A Dead Postman Doesn't Deliver Much Mail-- 18 SUPER #2: FORCES OF DARKNESS NO SCORES AVAILABLE; for whatever reason, Chthulu Matata again did not read the scores for their contest's second Super Bonus. HOUR BONI HOUR #1: 1980s KIDS' SHOWS Oberon's Brood-- 2 Incontinentia Buttocks-- 2 Plato's Fury-- 3 John Valley Woo-- 4 Cursing, Fornication, Etc.-- 5 Brains of Steel-- 6 Sublime Ferret in Underpants-- 6 Short of Freak Show-- 7 Shaved by Zamboni-- 8 A Dead Postman-- 9 HOUR #2: MOANIN' & GROANIN' AUDIO Yeah, I Want Cheesy Poofs!-- 3 (*) Hotel Wait, Got No Date, Etc., Etc.-- 3 (*) Plato's Fury-- 3 Oberon's Brood-- 3 Cursing, Fornication, Etc.-- 4 Sublime Ferret in Underpants-- 5 Shaved by Zamboni-- 5 Brains of Steel-- 6 Short of Freak Show-- 6 A Dead Postman-- 7 (NOTE: The first two non-teams listed were fake names racking up a cheap 3 points.) HOUR #3: DEATH Plato's Fury-- 6 Brains of Steel-- 6 Cursing, Fornication, Etc.-- 5 Shaved by Zamboni-- 6 Short of Freak Show-- 7 John Valley Woo-- 4 Oberon's Brood-- 4 Sublime Ferret in Underpants-- 5 A Dead Postman-- 8 HOUR #4: POTATO CHIP IDENTIFICATIONS Plato's Fury-- 3 Cursing, Fornication, Etc.-- 5 Shaved by Zamboni-- 5 Short of Freak Show-- 6 John Valley Woo-- 6 Oberon's Brood-- 6 Sublime Ferret in Underpants-- 7 Brains of Steel-- 8 A Dead Postman-- 9 HOUR #5: ACADEMICS Brains of Steel-- 2 Shaved by Zamboni-- 4 Short of Freak Show-- 5 Cursing, Fornication, Etc.-- 5 Sublime Ferret in Underpants-- 6 A Dead Postman-- 8 HOUR #6: VIDEO Cursing, Fornication, Etc.-- 1 Brains of Steel-- 3 Short of Freak Show-- 3 Sublime Ferret in Underpants-- 4 Shaved by Zamboni-- 5 A Dead Postman-- 5 HOUR #7: COMEDY Brains of Steel-- 3 Short of Freak Show-- 4 Sublime Ferret in Underpants-- 5 Shaved by Zamboni-- 5 Cursing, Fornication, Etc.-- 6 A Dead Postman-- 8 HOUR #8: DISEASE Shaved by Zamboni-- 3 Short of Freak Show-- 4 Cursing, Fornication, Etc.-- 4 Brains of Steel-- 5 Sublime Ferret in Underpants-- 6 A Dead Postman-- 7 ACTION #1: DISNEY DOES HEAVEN'S GATE CULT, or WACO Cursing, Fornication, Etc.-- 2 Plato's Fury-- 3 Brains of Steel-- 3 Shaved by Zamboni-- 3 John Valley Woo-- 4 Short of Freak Show-- 4 Sublime Ferret in Underpants-- 4 A Dead Postman-- 5 ACTION #2: SMURF MAGIC FLUTE, or DUCKTALES' MACBETH Plato's Fury-- 2 Cursing, Fornication, Etc.-- 4 Brains of Steel-- 4 Sublime Ferret in Underpants-- 4 Shaved by Zamboni-- 4 A Dead Postman-- 5 (NOTE: Apparently, no team did "Smurf Magic Flute.") ACTION #3: MR. RODMAN'S NEIGHBORHOOD Cursing, Fornication, Etc.-- 2 John Valley Woo-- 3 Short of Freak Show-- 3 Brains of Steel-- 4 Shaved by Zamboni-- 4 A Dead Postman-- 5 Sublime Ferret in Underpants-- 6 ACTION #4: "WEST TROY STORY" Cursing, Fornication, Etc.-- 2 Short of Freak Show-- 2 Shaved by Zamboni-- 3 Sublime Ferret in Underpants-- 4 Brains of Steel-- 5 A Dead Postman-- 5 ACTION #5: "THE RUBY SHOE DIARIES" Brains of Steel-- 1 Cursing, Fornication, Etc.-- 3 Sublime Ferret in Underpants-- 4 A Dead Postman-- 5 Shaved by Zamboni-- 5 ACTION #6: OLIVER STONE'S "WWW.DI.DI.DIE.COM" Brains of Steel-- 1 Short of Freak Show-- 1 Sublime Ferret in Underpants-- 2 Cursing, Fornication, Etc.-- 2 Shaved by Zamboni-- 3 A Dead Postman-- 5 (NOTE: "We're Just One Dog-Faced Boy Short of a Freak Show" chose to perform a "Jookie" ad rather than even attempt the assigned topic.) ACTION #7: "THE GRINCH THAT STOLE SOUTH PARK" Brains of Steel-- 1 Sublime Ferret in Underpants-- 4 Cursing, Fornication, Etc.-- 5 Shaved by Zamboni-- 5 A Dead Postman-- 6 THE 4 AM CHALLENGE: "Send down your angriest team member." (To play a game of the card game "Lunch Money.") 1 point awarded to: Sublime Ferrets, Cursing & Fornication, and A Dead Postman. Quiet respect given to the Postman member (Tyson Phipps) who impaled the deck with their knife. ULTRA BONUS: A Dead Postman 7; Brains of Steel 6; Shaved by Zamboni 5; Sublime Ferrets 3.