| 320 | Gratuitous Use of the Word "Belgium" |
| 292.5 | Rule 6.2 |
| 273 | The Amalgamated Union of Philosophers, Sages, Luminaries, and Other Professional Thinking Persons |
| 265 | The Wind of Spiritual Horniness Blows Again |
| 227 | For Years, I've Longed to Play Trivia Bottomless.... Tonight, My Dream Comes True! |
| 191 | Team Squishy Cow |
| 188.5 | Captain Crash and the Beauty Queen from Mars |
| 168.5 | If there were any tentacles, they would show up in the sonogram |
| 142 | A hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is |
| 135.5 | Add it up, it all spells 'Duh' |
| 133 | BOMO |
| 124 | We will use our powers for AWESOME |
| 123.5 | Prepare yourself, hideous creature of meat and hair! Your incredible love adventure begins now! |
| 123 | Attack Rabbit with the nasty sharp pointy teeth |
| 120 | I'm sorry, what did you say? |
| 115 | iller Umbrellas...Exquisite |
| 113 | Pregnant Woman Struck by Lightning... Now Electric Baby Lights Bulbs by Touch |
| 71 | Hello KŠse |
| 67.5 | The Tasmanian Treebiters of the North! |
| 62 | Bite My Shiny Metal Ass! (again) |
| 56 | Mr. Skipperdoo |
| 44 | The Revenge of Bob Ross |
| 38 | Nice Nutrolls Don't Explode |
| 29 | I Hate Grapes. All Kinds of Grapes. I hate purple grapes and green grapes. I hate them peeled and unpeeled. I hate them seeded and unseeded. I hate them singly, in bunches and in small groups of twos and threes, I f*cking HATE grapes. |
| 28 | Closest to Just Sitting Down |
| 26 | Supa Dupa Pupa Spy |
| 22 | No Preparation Required |
| 16 | Seth Brown is a funny man, but is he a funny woman? |
| 13 | An Anatomically Correct Android Running Around Without Any Clothes On |
| 11 | We Want the Garden Weasel |
| 9 | The Fabled King of the Chimps and Dwarves |
| 8 | Sympathetic asymetric over-jiggled phantom boobs |
| 5 | Finally Found My Frog Prince |
| 2 | Is that a Deku Stick in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? |
| 2 | R3g|str|ngz 4 |00z0rz |
| 2 | 2 minutes of prep required (max) |
| 2 | Vote for Tom Stackpole |
| 2 | Tree Hating Luddites |
| 1 | I Have One Point! |
| 1 | Happy Birthday, Tom |
| 1 | Garden Weasel |