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The Trivia Team Name Cavalcade
The following is a comprehensive roster of all the team names that this archive currently has knowledge of, as well as their scores and/or finishes for each contest they're listed under.
On this list, there is no hierarchy between freshman and alum teams, between
winners and losers, between real and phony joke one-pointers. Phasers on
Stun rubs shoulders with "Phil D. Grave," and BOMO rests comfortably between
"Bo Diaz's TV Repair Service" and "Booger."
Beware! This is far from complete!
We can only vouch for the information shown here; do not assume that what is missing did not occur. For example, Manhattan Skyliners have not missed a spring contest since Spiro Agnew was in office, but we lack many of their scores. Phasers played continuously for many years; their steady string of scores is interrupted here. Many of the top 1970s teams had very long pedigrees that cannot be ascertained. Only totals that we have in hand have been chronicled. There is one exception: six of the names below were extracted from Giant Pygmies' 1986 "Trivia Team Names" bonus, although the actual sextet of results for those teams has not turned up.
This list will also not be especially helpful in providing an understanding of contest dynamics. For example, the Currier Ballroom mob won back-to-back-to-back contests from 1992-1994, but unless you already know they did it as "Your Plastic Pal," "Oh No, Bette Midler!" and "Can't.... Do.... Plaid," there's nothing in the list below to tell you. Thus, many of the teams of the 1970s have longer stat lines than the champions of the past 15 years. This is a product of unavailable scores, and the key fact that the top 1970s teams kept their names intact for several semesters, a practice which has all but evaporated. Perhaps we may look to Bob Ross for a happy revival.
Consider it a simple index to be enjoyed for its own merits, with no larger purpose. Please send any additions or corrections to this archive.
We also issue the sincerest of apologies to Mr. Frank Ferry, who created the original Williams Trivia Contest in May, 1966, and continued to run it for two full years after that. Through a truly grotesque alphabetical coincidence, he now comes one slot after the team called "Fecal Seepage." Clearly Trivia has a long way to go in how it treats its legends.
(12/02 -- 99 Eph Trivia Smack pts (13th))
.45 Madhouse (05/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
1-800-426-1112 (05/92 -- 16 pts (14th))
10 to 15 with Good Behavior (05/84 -- ? pts (?))
12 Ideas From Beyond the Final Exam (12/86 -- 2 pts (28th))
12 O'Clock High (12/77 -- 150 pts (3rd), 05/79 -- 140 pts (5th))
The 12 Tribes of Israel (12/76 -- 47 pts (17th))
12,000 BTU of Raw Cooling Power (12/93 -- 60 pts (10th))
13 Dead Children and a Leg Pulled From The Oklahoma City Rubble (05/95 -- 5 pts (13th))
1313 Mockingbird Lane (12/82 -- 139 pts (7th))
18 Williams (05/78 -- 3 pts (28th))
2 minutes of prep required (max) (05/05 -- 2 pts (34th))
2 Women and a Wine Cooler (12/96 -- 6 pts (13th))
200 Calories of White-Hot Love (05/87 -- 18 pts (19th))
200 Xerox Copies of Ed Asner's Head (05/95 -- 2 pts (20th))
314 (05/01 -- 1 pt )
40,000 Pounds of Bananas (12/96 -- 2 pts (18th))
The 69ers (12/76 -- 2 pts (41st))
7 Years of College Down the Drain (05/85 -- 132 pts (10th))
729 Crowlaynes (05/92 -- 33 pts (12th))
80 Questions or Bust! (05/03 -- 4 pts (32nd))
@m 31it3!!! GIve m3 \/\/@rez, d00dz! (05/01 -- 4 pts (30th))
A
Abnormal Foreplay (05/93 -- 131 pts (9th))
Abstinence is Gay (05/02 -- 19 pts (23rd))
The Abyss (12/88 -- 6 pts (17th))
Adam Bloom is Conspicuously Absent. Please Help Locate Adam Bloom. He is Absent, Absent, Absent. (05/01 -- 2 pts (33rd))
Adam Bloom is Fighting for His Country. He is in an Undisclosed Location. He is Embedded, Embedded, Embedded. (05/03 -- 6 pts (27th))
Adam Bloom is the Sexiest Man You Ever Met. Please Make Out with Adam Bloom, He is Sexy, Sexy, Sexy. (05/00 -- 47 pts (12th))
Adam Bloom is Very Cold. He is Cold, Cold, Cold. Please Share Body Heat with Adam Bloom. (12/00 -- 2 pts (35th))
Adam Bloom Needs a Girlfriend, Please Go Out with Adam Bloom, He Is Lonely, Lonely, Lonely (05/99 -- 128 pts (8th))
Adam Schreiber is the One True Force Behind All the Rest of Creation (12/98 -- 3 pts (39th), 05/99 -- < 10 pts (?))
Add it up, it all spells 'Duh' (05/05 -- 135.5 pts (10th))
Adelphic Literary Society (05/77 -- 1 pt (33rd))
Aggravated Assault (05/78 -- 5 pts (21st))
Aim Here For God (12/98 -- 275 pts (4th))
Alan Barsten (05/03 -- 2 pts (40th))
Albalarium (05/81 -- 2 pts (27th))
Albany Airport (05/76 -- 88 pts (13th))
Alec Czech and the New Delhi Annoyances (05/84 -- 97 pts (12th))
Alex (12/88 -- 1 pt (30th))
Alice's Cubicle (05/99 -- < 10 pts (?))
Alien Nose Job (05/96 -- 1 pt (12th))
All Hail Our Dark Lord John (05/98 -- 4 pts (31st))
All Jacked Up and Nowhere to Go (05/94 -- 188 pts (8th))
All the Sugar, Twice the Caffeine (12/86 -- 368 pts (2nd))
The Allegations Concerning Rich Flynn's Sexual Behavior are False (12/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
Alpha Delta Phi (12/77 -- 77 pts (9th), 05/78 -- 121 pts (11th))
Alpha the Beta (12/86 -- 171 pts (9th))
Alphabet Soup (12/76 -- 205 pts (4th), 05/77 -- 250 pts (3rd), 12/77 -- 216 pts (1st), 05/78 -- RAN, 12/78 -- 232 pts (2nd), 05/79 -- 240 pts (1st), 05/80 -- 271 pts (2nd))
The Amalgamated Union of Philosophers, Sages, Luminaries, and Other Professional Thinking Persons (05/05 -- 273 pts (3rd))
An Anatomically Correct Android Running Around Without Any Clothes On (05/05 -- 13 pts (29th))
An Entire Chorus Line Kicking Barbra Streisand's Ass (12/99 -- 4 pts (27th))
An Unlimited Supply of "Xena" Tapes and Hot Pockets (05/03 -- 1 pt (62nd))
An Unnatural Fixation on the Secret Diaries (12/02 -- 0 pts (80th))
And a Flat Head So You Can Set Drinks on It (05/88 -- ? pts (?))
And Ann B. Davis as Alice (12/86 -- 139 pts (12th))
Androids (12/01 -- 1 pt (34th))
Andy Kyle is Big and Gay, Love John (12/98 -- 5 pts (29th))
Anne Bakes (12/98 -- 10 pts (23rd))
Anni Bruno is a Hobag Pile of Shit (12/00 -- 4 pts (32nd))
Anti-Trotsky (05/02 -- 6 pts (29th))
Anybody Who Would Have Ruben Mateo on His Rotisserie Team, I Want In My League (05/02 -- 2 pts (35th))
Anything Other Than Itself (12/86 -- 358 pts (3rd))
Anything So I Can Stop Writing This Paper (12/94 -- 10 pts (11th))
Apes Don't Read Philosophy (12/88 -- 228 pts (3rd))
The Artist Formerly Known as Bob Ross (freshmen) (12/95 -- 242 pts (3rd))
As Time Goes By (05/79 -- 200 pts (3rd))
Asps. Very Dangerous. You Go First (05/97 -- 200 pts (7th))
Asswipe Jones (12/94 -- 122 pts (9th))
At 200 Miles Per Hour, There is No Diplomatic Immunity (05/98 -- 313 pts (1st), 12/98 -- RAN)
At This Point, the Rockets Became Engorged With Astronauts (05/02 -- 2 pts (35th))
Attack Rabbit with the nasty sharp pointy teeth (05/05 -- 123 pts (14th))
The Author of the Midwest Bonus, Currently Vacationing in the South of France (12/99 -- 10 pts (18th))
Avocado Association (12/76 -- 18 pts (23rd))
Ay! The Ground Beef -- It is Burning My Groin! (05/02 -- 195 pts (7th))
Ayatollahs of Rock and Rollah (05/85 -- 5 pts (28th))
Aylott is a Big Wussy Boy Who Needs to Learn How to Drive (05/00 -- 2 pts (23rd))
B
B-10 (05/92 -- 1 pt (48th))
The Bad Clams (05/92 -- 1 pt (48th))
The Bad News Bears (12/95 -- 156 pts (7th))
Bader-Meinhof Youth (05/80 -- 12 pts (22nd))
Badgers? We Don't Need No Stinky Badgers! (05/01 -- 68 pts (11th))
Bailey's Comet (05/90 -- 1 pt (21st))
Bailey's Comets (12/83 -- 4 pts (29th), 05/84 -- ? pts (?), 05/85 -- 6 pts (27th), 12/85 -- 7 pts (36th))
Bajor for Bajorans! (12/92 -- 2 pts (15th))
Bananas (05/91 -- 0 pts (35th))
Barf (05/77 -- 38 pts (19th))
A Bargain Castration Knife is No Bargain (12/93 -- 1 pt (22nd))
Barking Spider (05/02 -- 268 pts (5th), 12/02 -- 7 pts (26th))
Barney the Hungry Purple Dinosaur (05/94 -- 187 pts (9th))
Barnyard (05/92 -- 229 pts (4th))
Bass (05/76 -- 65 pts (17th))
Bassoonists Blow (12/01 -- 1 pt (34th))
The Bastard Son of 1,000 Maniacs (05/88 -- ? pts (?))
Bathtub Eels Embryo in My Wiggens (12/02 -- 20 pts (20th))
Bayonne Hilton (05/76 -- 74 pts (16th), 12/76 -- 5 pts (32nd))
Bayonne Sons of Secaucus (05/78 -- 16 pts (18th))
Beaker, I Find You Hauntingly Attractive (05/91 -- 263 pts (2nd))
Bear Hangers (05/99 -- 243 pts (4th))
Bear Heirs Can't Scratch Mouse's Pooh Suit (05/03 -- 112 pts (7th))
"Bear Meister!" "Bunny Boy!" "Antler Guy!" (05/01 -- 72 pts (10th))
Bee Bumble and the Stingers (12/73 -- 193 pts (3rd))
Beer (12/00 -- 2 pts (35th))
Beer Busters (12/82 -- 18 pts (19th))
Beer is the Mind-Killer. Beer is the Little-Death That Brings Total Obliteration. I Will Face My Beer. I Will Permit it to Pass Over Me and Through Me. And When It Has Gone Past I Will Turn the Inner Eye to See Its Path. Where the Beer Has Gone There Will Be Nothing. Only I Will Remain. (05/02 -- 12 pts (26th))
Beer Nuts (01/04 -- 2 pts (31st))
Beethoven on the First Floor (12/85 -- 13 pts (29th))
Beethoven on the Fourth Floor (05/85 -- 2 pts (33rd))
Beethoven on the Third Floor (12/83 -- 1 pt (35th))
Behold the Power of Cheese (12/98 -- 1 pt (66th))
Being Harassed by an Empty Oil Tank Hundreds of Miles Away (05/02 -- 173 pts (8th))
Ben and Steph (05/87 -- 136 pts (11th))
Ben I. Has a Neat-O Vagina (05/03 -- 51 pts (14th))
Ben I. Needs to Shave (12/02 -- 2 pts (42nd))
Ben I. Needs to Shave So He Stops Looking Stupid (12/02 -- 1 pt (74th))
Berghead and Comp Scum-Guard (12/93 -- 5 pts (14th))
Best Move Fast, Matt Luedke, The Reaper Will Take The Rest Of Your Hair (05/01 -- 2 pts (33rd))
Best Regards from Scott Todd (12/86 -- 1 pt (31st))
Betrayed Took the 6:00 a.m. Dive (12/02 -- 8 pts (24th))
Betsy Rosenblatt Needs a Vacation. She is Tired, Tired, Tired. (05/03 -- 5 pts (29th))
Beyond the Valley of Marni Nixon (12/91 -- 2 pts (20th))
Big Country (12/88 -- 2 pts (24th))
Big Dog (12/91 -- 6 pts (14th))
Big Ed's Gas Farm (05/90 -- 144 pts (8th))
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Animal Sanctuary (12/97 -- < 20 pts (?))
Big McDonald's in My Head (12/95 -- 4 pts (18th))
Big Mistake (12/01 -- 0 pts (43rd))
Big Mistake 2 (12/01 -- 2 pts (26th))
Big Nasty False Teeth (05/92 -- 4 pts (27th))
Big Red in Hell (12/86 -- 1 pt (31st))
Big Yak Daddy (05/97 -- 1 pt (22nd))
The Biggest, Best-Distributed Collection of Losers in a Long Time (01/04 -- 2 pts (31st))
Bill (05/90 -- 3 pts (19th))
Bill Clinton is Not Retiring (12/95 -- 1 pt (30th))
Bill Fred (05/03 -- 2 pts (40th))
Bill Wants to Play Too (12/83 -- 3 pts (31st), 05/87 -- 4 pts (35th), 12/88 -- 2 pts (24th), 05/91 -- 3 pts (27th), 12/95 -- 2 pts (23rd), 05/96 -- 1 pt (12th), 12/96 -- 2 pts (18th), 05/97 -- 2 pts (16th), 12/01 -- 1 pt (34th))
Bill's Throbbing Member (05/87 -- 2 pts (41st))
Biscuits of Destiny (05/91 -- 4 pts (23rd), 05/95 -- 2 pts (20th))
The Bitches of Bangladesh (05/90 -- 240 pts (5th))
Bitches of Bangladesh (12/86 -- 146 pts (11th))
Bite My Shiny Metal Ass (01/04 -- 66 pts (15th))
Bite My Shiny Metal Ass! (again) (05/05 -- 62 pts (20th))
Bizarre Vagina Request (01/04 -- 42 pts (18th))
Bizzo the Smitten Kitten (05/96 -- 1 pt (12th))
Black Man Was the First Sensitive Man, Way Before Alan Alda (12/99 -- 2 pts (33rd))
(Blank) as a Doornail (12/99 -- 2 pts (33rd))
Blight on the Genital Scene (12/88 -- 108 pts (8th))
Bloody Smegma (12/82 -- 39 pts (16th))
Blue Dot (05/78 -- 13 pts (19th))
Blue Salmon (05/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
Blue-Eyed Lemurs on Crack (05/02 -- 1 pt (69th))
Blues Brothers (05/01 -- 8 pts (24th))
Bob and Christia Still Think That Scott Canty Is A Mewling, Watery-Eyed Mama's Boy (12/99 -- 13 pts (15th))
Bob is Flattered By All the Attention (05/96 -- 2 pts (11th))
Bob Ross 2: Electric Boogaloo (05/96 -- 260 pts (3rd))
Bob Ross III: Pimpbot 2000 (12/96 -- 355 pts (2nd))
Bob Ross Seniors Suck...and Andy Kyle is a Big Gay Bastard (12/98 -- 7 pts (26th))
Bob Ross: Show Us Your Puppies (05/99 -- 38 pts (11th))
BOMO (12/73 -- 226 pts (1st), 05/76 -- 286 pts (1st), 12/76 -- RAN, 05/77 -- 260 pts (2nd), 12/77 -- 200 pts (2nd), 05/78 -- 281 pts (1st), 12/78 -- RAN, 05/79 -- 236 pts (2nd), 05/80 -- 247 pts (4th), 12/00 -- 37 pts (13th), 05/01 -- 43 pts (13th), 12/01 -- 76 pts (8th), 05/02 -- 108 pts (13th), 12/02 -- 79 pts (15th), 05/03 -- 86 pts (11th), 01/04 -- 109 pts (13th), 05/05 -- 133 pts (11th))
BOMO Redux (12/02 -- 3 pts (40th))
Boobies (05/02 -- 8 pts (28th))
Boobies Z'Hooters (12/02 -- 2 pts (42nd))
Boobies-3: Tatas (12/02 -- 1 pt (74th))
Boofoo (12/76 -- 7 pts (30th))
Booger (12/95 -- 4 pts (18th))
Boom Tomorrow (12/98 -- 11 pts (21st))
Boom-Boom the Beverage Wench (05/99 -- < 10 pts (?))
Boomerang Fish Act (12/85 -- 2 pts (45th))
Booze (05/78 -- 5 pts (21st))
Booze is Your Best Drug Value (12/95 -- 2 pts (23rd))
Bored Rome Operators (05/92 -- 2 pts (38th))
Bosom Buddies (12/86 -- 80 pts (16th))
Bourgeois Provincial Government (05/77 -- 76 pts (17th))
Bovians (05/91 -- 4 pts (23rd))
Bradys on Crack (05/88 -- ? pts (?))
The Brain of Cobain is Mainly Just a Stain (05/94 -- 9 pts (13th))
The Brain Parasites (12/80 -- ? pts (13th), 05/81 -- 126 pts (14th), 05/81 -- 126 pts (15th))
Brains of Steel, Bodies of Styrofoam (12/97 -- 233 pts (4th))
Branch Davidian Flambe (05/93 -- 1 pt (20th))
Brendan Byrnes Can Kiss My Ass (12/98 -- 12 pts (20th))
The Brett and Vic Fan Club (12/85 -- 3 pts (43rd))
Brian Cameron's Rugby Shirt (05/87 -- 18 pts (19th))
Brian Watson for God (05/87 -- 59 pts (13th))
Brian Wecht Has Struck Out on His Own and is Not Coming Back (12/02 -- 2 pts (42nd))
The Bride of Roosenraad (05/94 -- 4 pts (16th))
A Brilliant Drunk Glaswegian (05/91 -- 12 pts (16th), 05/92 -- 6 pts (23rd), 12/97 -- < 20 pts (?), 05/98 -- 4 pts (31st))
Bring Me The Back of Ted Benson (05/91 -- 2 pts (29th))
Bring Me The Exploding Nipples of Ted Benson (05/92 -- 2 pts (38th))
Bring Me the Feet of Kim Cleland (05/99 -- 13 pts (16th))
Bring Me the Head of Kim Cleland (12/01 -- 2 pts (26th))
Bring Me The Head of Marni Nixon (12/91 -- 2 pts (20th))
Bring Me The Head of Ted Benson (12/93 -- 2 pts (15th))
Bring Us the Head of Dom Grillo (05/95 -- 6 pts (12th))
Bruce and Lisa (12/82 -- 55 pts (14th))
Bruce's Dimples (05/83 -- 19,000 pts (15th))
Brutally Sodomized By A Panda (05/01 -- 197 pts (5th))
Buda Bear (05/76 -- 258 pts (2nd), 12/76 -- 236 pts (1st), 05/77 -- RAN, 12/77 -- 124 pts (6th), 05/78 -- 217 pts (4th))
Buffalo Balls (05/78 -- ? pts (17th))
Buffy the Produce Slayer (12/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
Bugsy (12/94 -- 6 pts (13th))
A Bunch of Mindless Jerks Who'll Be the First Up Against the Wall When the Revolution Comes (12/95 -- 262 pts (1st), 05/96 -- RAN)
A Bunch of Well-Hung Chads (12/00 -- 0 pts (54th))
Burlington Brothers (12/76 -- 16 pts (24th))
Burning Bandages (05/91 -- 1 pt (32nd))
Burning Giraffes and Telephones (05/83 -- 20,000 pts (14th))
A Bus Full of Penguins (05/91 -- 1 pt (32nd))
Buskirk Fisting Buddies (12/86 -- 186 pts (7th))
But It Was Coughing Up Blood Last Night (12/98 -- 1 pt (66th))
Butt (12/94 -- 200 pts (5th))
Butterfly Ballot Blues (12/00 -- 125 pts (9th))
Buzz & Bunny (05/81 -- 25 pts (21st))
C
Cabal (12/76 -- 111 pts (11th))
The Cabana (12/85 -- 170 pts (8th))
California Pythons (05/03 -- 17 pts (21st))
Call It Whatever You Want, You're Still Slumming (01/04 -- 2 pts (31st))
Call Me Ishmael (12/78 -- 13 pts (18th))
Call the Rugsuckers (05/89 -- 248 pts (5th))
Can't... Do... Plaid (thud) (12/94 -- 315 pts (1st), 05/95 -- RAN)
Can't... Tiptoe ... Tulips... Thud (12/96 -- 3 pts (16th))
Candy (05/99 -- < 10 pts (?))
Canto, You Goddamn Sally (12/01 -- 2 pts (26th))
Canto, You Sally (05/02 -- 2 pts (35th))
A Canvas Sack Full of Marmosets and a Hacksaw (05/99 -- < 10 pts (?))
Capoto (12/85 -- 109 pts (13th))
Captain Bitchtits And his Dancing BooBoolas (05/00 -- 146 pts (6th))
Captain Crash and the Beauty Queen from Mars (05/05 -- 188.5 pts (7th))
Captain O and His Crusher Posse (12/93 -- 54 pts (11th))
Captivated by the Leathery, Mongoose-Like Beauty of Celine Dion (12/99 -- 27 pts (10th))
Capybara (05/99 -- < 10 pts (?))
Care Bear Casserole (05/85 -- 218 pts (4th))
Carpe Mortum (05/98 -- 255 pts (5th))
Carrack (05/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
Carter House (12/73 -- 181 pts (4th))
A Cast of Thousands (05/83 -- 5,000 pts (24th))
Castle Anthrax (05/02 -- 273 pts (4th))
Castle Greyskull (05/84 -- 22 pts (15th))
The Castratis (12/83 -- 69 pts (15th))
Catapult Granny (05/96 -- 2 pts (11th))
Catholic Grade School (05/84 -- ? pts (?))
Caught Ganz Sleeping (12/98 -- 4 pts (33rd))
Cauliflower (05/90 -- 13 pts (16th))
Certain Unnamed Persons in Taffeta (05/96 -- 272 pts (2nd))
Chairman Kaga Needs Food Badly (05/00 -- 3 pts (21st))
Chairman Kaga, I Want to Be Your Yellow Bell Pepper (12/99 -- 4 pts (27th))
The Challenge of Mr. Sparkle (05/97 -- 302 pts (2nd))
Champagne Cocktail (12/83 -- 90 pts (11th))
Chan Dot and Three Dead Kaffirs (12/88 -- 2 pts (24th))
Chaos Theory (12/94 -- 192 pts (6th))
Cheesemongers (05/98 -- 5 pts (29th))
Cheesy Moose (05/77 -- 22 pts (21st), 12/77 -- 79 pts (8th), 05/78 -- 154 pts (8th))
Chicago 60609 (05/84 -- 324 pts (1st))
Chicago Wants Permission to Hit Rich (12/99 -- 2 pts (33rd))
Chima (12/73 -- 165 pts (5th))
Chip in the Head for Price Discrimination (12/94 -- 1 pt (23rd))
Chittel and Chastity Kung Fu (05/87 -- 11 pts (23rd))
Chlamydia is Not a Flower (12/01 -- 153 pts (5th))
Chock Full O' Outrage (05/99 -- < 10 pts (?))
Chocolate Cake for Breakfast (12/86 -- 1 pt (31st))
Chris and Chuck: We Hate You All, Please Suck Our Balls (12/00 -- 140 pts (8th))
Chris Fairbanks is a Snivelling, Mewling Little Mama's Boy (05/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
Chris Warren Should Never Be Allowed to Write a Bonus Again! (12/00 -- 2 pts (35th))
Chu Chuckerlin.... Now with Kibble (05/98 -- 6 pts (24th))
Cinderblock (05/77 -- 17 pts (22nd))
Civilized Society Has No Place for Mrs. Veloso (05/02 -- 2 pts (35th))
Clarinetists Are Cool (12/01 -- 1 pt (34th))
Click Here to Get Huge (05/03 -- 280 pts (1st), 01/04 -- RAN)
Closest to Just Sitting Down (05/05 -- 28 pts (25th))
Colonel Klink is Starting to Stink (12/00 -- 32 pts (14th))
Columbus (05/92 -- 10 pts (20th))
Columbus, City of Love (05/94 -- 4 pts (16th))
Come and Pet Melesky, Hey Hey Hey (05/02 -- 2 pts (35th))
The Comeback Monkey (12/02 -- 2 pts (42nd))
Communist Mutants from Outer Space (12/82 -- 165 pts (5th))
The Compromising Positions (12/85 -- 28 pts (23rd))
The computer operator is tired. Please be nice and stop coming up with clever team names. (05/03 -- 2 pts (40th))
Congo in Africa (05/87 -- 4 pts (35th))
Consequences, Shmonsequences, As Long As I'm Rich (12/85 -- 2 pts (45th))
Conservative Tightasses (05/88 -- ? pts (?))
Coop.... Chihuahua (05/98 -- 8 pts (20th))
Corky's on Phasers (12/92 -- 2 pts (15th))
Costa Rican Volcanoes (12/87 -- 295 pts (3rd))
A Couple of Guys and a Girl Just Fucking Around (05/91 -- 20 pts (14th))
A Couple of Losers (05/84 -- ? pts (?))
Crack Addicts (05/87 -- 2 pts (41st))
Crazy Aunt in the Cellar (05/93 -- 1 pt (20th))
Cream and Donuts (05/78 -- 1 pt (31st))
Creole King (05/00 -- 2 pts (23rd))
Crimes Against Nature (05/85 -- 5 pts (28th))
Crimes Against Williams College (05/85 -- 2 pts (33rd))
Crotch Ferrets (05/03 -- 11 pts (23rd))
Crouching Roo, Hidden Freak (05/02 -- 2 pts (35th))
Crow's Nest Boys Hit Too Hard (05/97 -- 1 pt (22nd), 05/99 -- < 10 pts (?))
Crunchy Frog (12/88 -- 107 pts (9th))
Crunchy Unboned Real Dead Frog (12/86 -- 11 pts (21st))
Crusty Ex-Warp Figureheads (05/97 -- 2 pts (16th))
Cthulhu Matata (05/97 -- 306 pts (1st), 12/97 -- RAN)
Culminating in a Spectacular Final Battle on the Surface of the Moon (05/02 -- 314 pts (2nd))
The Cult of Tom (05/00 -- 2 pts (23rd))
Cunnilingus and Psychiatry Brought Us to This (05/03 -- 56 pts (13th))
The Cunning Linguist and the Master Debater (05/91 -- 5 pts (21st))
Cunning Linguists (12/78 -- 50 pts (13th), 05/79 -- 102 pts (12th), 05/80 -- 280 pts (1st), 12/80 -- RAN, 12/85 -- 26 pts (24th), 12/86 -- 4 pts (27th), 05/87 -- 5 pts (29th))
Cup of Tea, Cup of Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cup of Tea (12/01 -- 63 pts (10th))
Curse Your Sudden But Inevitable Betrayal (12/02 -- 217 pts (4th))
Cursing, Fornication, and the Singing of Obscene Songs (12/97 -- 222 pts (5th))
Cut Down on the On-Air Chatter (05/00 -- 2 pts (23rd))
Cytoplasm C (12/76 -- 4 pts (38th))
D
D-Unit (01/04 -- 246 pts (3rd))
Dallas is Hell on Earth (05/91 -- 3 pts (27th))
Dammit (05/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
Damn Marv Albert and His Oily Hide (12/99 -- 2 pts (33rd))
Damn You, Walt Whitman! Damn Your Leaves of Grass! (05/02 -- 2 pts (35th))
Dan and Helene Want To Play Too (12/91 -- 8 pts (13th))
Dan Mason Has a Pasty White Ass (05/02 -- 1 pt (69th))
Dan's Sister Loves Mr. Freud, Who Beat My Mother at Breakfast with a Coffee Cup. Down with the Matriarchy! (01/04 -- 246 pts (3rd))
Danger - Falling Milli Vanilli Zone (12/91 -- 2 pts (20th))
Dark, Religious Underbelly (12/91 -- 1 pt (28th))
Darling, the Cat is Drunk Again (12/02 -- 188 pts (7th))
Darryl's Freaks (05/78 -- 2 pts (29th))
Dave Mazuko Fan Club (12/78 -- 1 pt (32nd))
Dave Ramos is My Lord and Savior; I Shall Not Want (05/01 -- 2 pts (33rd))
David and Emily Strike Again (05/84 -- ? pts (?))
David and His Droogs (05/00 -- 17 pts (14th))
David Duchovny's Lawyers Remind You That You Must Stay 500 Feet Away at All Times (12/99 -- 14 pts (14th))
David Stern's 8-Point Action Trivia! (05/03 -- 2 pts (40th))
DCF's (05/87 -- 50 pts (14th))
Dead Armadillo (05/81 -- 26 pts (20th))
Dead Fur Baby on Board (05/87 -- 2 pts (41st))
The Dead Philosopher's Society of the Ginseng Imperatives (12/96 -- 243 pts (7th))
A Dead Postman Doesn't Deliver Much Mail (12/97 -- 285 pts (1st), 05/98 -- RAN)
Dead Squirrels Can't Jump (12/01 -- 225 pts (3rd))
Dead Typist (05/83 -- 3,000 pts (28th))
Deadly Jellybabies (12/02 -- 5 pts (29th))
Deaf Bunny (05/85 -- 12 pts (21st))
Death by Acne (12/83 -- 66 pts (16th))
Death Frog (05/81 -- 223 pts (2nd))
Death Squadron (12/80 -- 135 pts (9th), 12/82 -- 118 pts (8th), 05/83 -- 156,000 pts (8th))
Decaying Tadpoles (05/91 -- 15 pts (15th))
Decisive Camel (05/83 -- 210,000 pts (4th))
Deep Fried Desmond (12/92 -- 1 pt (19th))
The Definite Article (12/85 -- 13 pts (29th))
Deine Mutter ist Geekenvermachtstaffle (01/05 -- 283 pts (1st), 05/05 -- RAN)
Denny "Denny Crane" Crane (01/05 -- 134 pts (8th))
Department of Wood Technology (12/93 -- 173 pts (6th))
Derek's Pants Have Struck Out on Their Own (05/98 -- 6 pts (24th))
Derelicts (12/82 -- 97 pts (10th))
The Derelicts (05/83 -- 0 pts (32nd))
Dial-A-Clue (12/86 -- 211 pts (6th))
Didn't Celine Dion Do the "Top Gun" Theme Song? (12/99 -- 1 pt (44th))
Diff'rent Drug-Induced Strokes (05/99 -- 6 pts (?))
Dilbert (12/00 -- 9 pts (23rd))
Ding City (05/76 -- 46 pts (18th), 12/76 -- 92 pts (13th), 05/77 -- 107 pts (12th))
Dire Rat Hockey (05/85 -- 2 pts (33rd))
Dire Straits Blues (05/83 -- 4,000 pts (26th))
Dirty Law and High Buckers (12/86 -- 5 pts (26th))
Dives Are Right In! (05/92 -- 4 pts (27th))
Divestment Blows (05/83 -- 131,000 pts (11th))
Do Coke, Do Rich (12/99 -- 3 pts (30th))
Do Farts Have Lumps? (05/98 -- 2 pts (39th), 12/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Ball (12/91 -- 2 pts (20th))
Do You Feel Lucky, Punk? (05/83 -- 210,000 pts (5th))
Do You Have Coffee That Tastes Like Scotch? (01/05 -- 252 pts (4th))
Doctor Puri-Puri, the Talking Piece of Excrement (12/94 -- 4 pts (14th))
The Dodd Fuddpuckers (12/91 -- 164 pts (8th))
Dogs Love Me 'Cause I'm Crazy Sniffable (12/02 -- 0 pts (80th))
Dollars in Waistline (12/99 -- 25 pts (11th))
The Dom Grillo Event Horizon (12/96 -- 8 pts (12th))
Dom Grillo's Big Gay Animal Sanctuary (12/97 -- < 20 pts (?))
Dom Grillo's Special Little Guy (12/95 -- 3 pts (21st))
Dom My Precious (05/02 -- 1 pt (69th))
Dominique and Mo Blow (12/76 -- 5 pts (32nd))
Don Gifford's Head (12/78 -- 18 pts (17th))
Don Mattingly Will Never, Ever Be in the Hall of Fame: Get Over It! (12/99 -- 8 pts (22nd))
Don't Become a High School Mathematics Teacher (12/97 -- < 20 pts (?), 05/98 -- 17 pts (17th))
Don't Blame Me, I Voted for Kodos (12/00 -- 10 pts (22nd))
Don't Cross Your Legs, It's Forbidden (12/88 -- 29 pts (15th))
Don't Sit Too Close to Him.... You'll Catch Being a Moron (05/98 -- 8 pts (20th))
Don't Touch the Llama (12/00 -- 2 pts (35th))
Donald Duck is Down at the Crossroads with a Machine Gun (05/91 -- 217 pts (4th))
Donald Is Now a Teacher in Indiana (12/78 -- 3 pts (30th))
Donna Ching's Thigh (12/85 -- 2 pts (45th))
Donovan's Reef (05/81 -- 126 pts (15th))
Doo-Doo For Brains (12/76 -- 2 pts (41st))
Doo-Doo for Brains (12/73 -- 55 pts (11th))
Douchebags (05/81 -- 17 pts (22nd))
Down and Out En Route to Accra (01/04 -- 1 pt (44th))
Down and Out in Dar-es-Salaam (12/01 -- 2 pts (26th))
Dr. Elliott, I Presume (12/98 -- 1 pt (66th))
Dr. Fishopolis, You Need a Shave (05/00 -- 1 pt (38th))
Draft (05/80 -- 20 pts (16th))
Dream Suite (12/85 -- 52 pts (18th))
Drew and the Forty Thieves (05/85 -- 85 pts (14th))
Drink Coke, Do Math (12/99 -- 17 pts (12th))
Drugby for Nothing (12/88 -- 4 pts (18th))
Drunk, Marginalized and Beset with Scurvy (12/91 -- 4 pts (18th))
The Duck that Binds (05/80 -- 57 pts (12th))
Dude, Being a Pilgrim Totally Sucks Ass! (05/98 -- 303 pts (3rd))
Dude, Gnomes? (01/05 -- 116 pts (10th))
Dunzo (12/76 -- 13 pts (25th))
Dwight Clark Blows (12/98 -- 8 pts (25th))
E
E Burris Stigano (or "I buried Stig," if you will) (12/95 -- 116 pts (9th))
E Pluribus Mac (12/02 -- 2 pts (42nd))
The East Beast (05/76 -- 128 pts (11th))
East Huskies (12/83 -- 1 pt (35th))
East Team (12/83 -- 2 pts (33rd))
The Eastie Boys (12/88 -- 52 pts (14th))
EAT AT OE'S (01/04 -- 153 pts (9th))
Econ 401 (12/76 -- 6 pts (31st))
Eight Foot of Solid Watusi (12/85 -- 10 pts (33rd), 05/92 -- 240 pts (3rd))
Eight Volts of Solid Electricity (05/92 -- 2 pts (38th))
el Sac (05/03 -- 29 pts (18th))
Electric Glide Blue (05/77 -- 42 pts (18th))
Elizabethans Concert Tonight at 8:30 at Thompson Chapel (12/98 -- 13 pts (19th))
Elmer the Fox (12/73 -- 112 pts (6th))
Elvis is Dead, Get Over It Already (12/96 -- 2 pts (18th))
Elvis Needs Boats (05/95 -- 303 pts (1st), 12/95 -- RAN)
Elvis Needs Boats (05/88 -- ? pts (3rd))
Elvis Needs Lessons (12/95 -- 1 pt (30th))
Elvis on Velvet (05/90 -- 111 pts (12th))
Embalmed, Rested and Ready: Nixon in '96 (05/94 -- 2 pts (19th))
Emily Post (05/80 -- 27 pts (15th))
Endoplasmic Reticulated Giraffe (05/97 -- 7 pts (14th))
Enemas on Stun (05/84 -- 0 pts (36th))
Energetic Barbarians (12/85 -- 41 pts (21st))
Entirely Uncontaminated by Cheese (05/88 -- ? pts (2nd))
Eric O'Neill's Turntable Soup (05/87 -- 2 pts (41st))
The Erotic Adventures of Hercules (12/97 -- < 20 pts (?))
Estes Kefauver High School (12/76 -- 8 pts (29th))
Ethan's Buddy with a Tip On (12/95 -- 2 pts (23rd))
Ethel P (12/83 -- 1 pt (35th))
Ethel the Frog (12/80 -- 227 pts (3rd))
Everlasting Gobstoppers (05/85 -- 135 pts (9th))
Every Day is Hallowen When You Break Up Children and Steal Their Candy (12/98 -- 283 pts (3rd))
Evil Ninjas from Hell (12/86 -- 179 pts (8th))
The Evil Stereotypical Mexican Crime and Drug Lord (05/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
Eviscerate Ted Benson with Love! (12/96 -- 2 pts (18th))
Existential Goddess (01/04 -- 1 pt (44th))
Exploding Pancreas Explodes in Zimbabwe (12/98 -- 1 pt (66th))
F
F Troop (12/83 -- 98 pts (10th), 05/84 -- 109 pts (9th))
F.O.P. (12/83 -- 34 pts (18th))
The Fabled King of Chimps and Dwarves (05/03 -- 93 pts (9th))
The Fabled King of the Chimps and Dwarves (05/05 -- 9 pts (31st))
Face (05/77 -- 1 pt (33rd))
Factory of Knowledge (05/87 -- 4 pts (35th))
Fairweather One (12/85 -- 53 pts (17th))
Farhan's Overnight Thesis (12/88 -- 2 pts (24th))
Fast Thick Pants (05/78 -- 1 pt (31st))
Fathingdale Mabeltubbs Does Things. Great Things! (12/02 -- 7 pts (26th))
Fear Is Never Boring (12/91 -- 287 pts (3rd))
Fecal Seepage (05/91 -- 7 pts (18th))
Fighting Fish (12/80 -- 136 pts (8th))
Finally Found My Frog Prince (05/05 -- 5 pts (33rd))
A Fine Jejeune Hailstorm (05/94 -- 114 pts (10th))
A Fine Kettle of Fish (05/81 -- 13 pts (23rd))
First Luther Vandross, Then Barry White... Bjork Wonders, "Am I Next?" (05/03 -- 7 pts (26th))
First Presbyterian Bank of Scotland (05/83 -- 2,000 pts (29th))
Fitch 'n Crew (12/98 -- 163 pts (10th))
Fitch Unplugged (01/05 -- 109 pts (12th))
Five Bat-Wielding Nuns (05/95 -- 4 pts (15th))
Five is Right Out (12/90 -- ? pts (1st), 05/91 -- RAN)
Flaming Bitches (12/95 -- 73 pts (12th))
Flinging Feces for Distance and Flinging Feces for Accuracy Are Two Entirely Different Skills (05/02 -- 2 pts (35th))
Flourescent Sheep from Lawrence, Kansas (12/83 -- 222 pts (3rd))
Flower City (05/85 -- 2 pts (33rd))
Flying A's (12/76 -- 1 pt (48th))
Flying Wingnuts (05/76 -- 130 pts (10th))
For Goats, Press 1 or Say "Goats" (01/04 -- 31 pts (21st))
For The Love Of God And All That Is Holy, My Anus Is Bleeding (05/01 -- 2 pts (33rd))
For Years, I've Longed to Play Trivia Bottomless.... Tonight, My Dream Comes True! (05/05 -- 227 pts (5th))
The Force Runs Strong In My Pants (05/97 -- 267 pts (3rd))
Forget Toby, Jon's Heady Musk is All I Need (01/04 -- 16 pts (24th))
Fort Scum (12/76 -- 12 pts (26th))
Fortiafioholo (12/76 -- 6 pts (31st))
Four Guys with a Keg (05/90 -- 128 pts (10th))
Fowler (12/73 -- 88 pts (7th))
Francisco Franco is Still Alive (05/94 -- 9 pts (13th))
Freddy Mercury's Bohemian Mortuary (12/91 -- 4 pts (18th))
Free Erubiel Durazo! (05/01 -- 18 pts (18th))
Free if You Call from Work (12/99 -- 118 pts (6th))
Free Jack Cust (05/02 -- 24 pts (19th))
Free Ruben Mateo! (05/02 -- 2 pts (35th))
Free the Sawyer Bound Periodicals (05/83 -- 9,000 pts (20th))
Free Your Mind and Derek Will Follow (12/00 -- 14 pts (20th))
Frenchmen Go "Sproing!" (05/99 -- < 10 pts (?))
A Freshly-Scented Soap Powerful Enough to Cleanse the Irish (12/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
Friends of the Devil (12/76 -- 1 pt (48th))
Frigid, Flat-Butted Peacekeeper Skanks (05/02 -- 149 pts (9th))
Frog Pits (05/80 -- 18 pts (18th))
Frogs Without Hemoglobin -- Part II (05/85 -- 198 pts (5th))
Frolicsome Maidens (12/96 -- 2 pts (18th))
Frontiers of Sex (05/90 -- 35 pts (14th))
Frosh Supplicants of Gozer (05/85 -- 188 pts (6th))
Frostbitten Appendage (05/91 -- 35 pts (12th))
Frosted Flakes (12/85 -- 173 pts (7th))
Fu-Schnickens (05/92 -- 4 pts (27th))
Fubar (12/80 -- 137 pts (7th), 05/81 -- 217 pts (3rd))
Fugue for Puppies (05/96 -- 2 pts (11th))
Fuller Brush Men (12/73 -- 64 pts (10th))
The Funk of 40,000 Years (05/00 -- 316 pts (1st), 12/00 -- RAN)
Funky Big Bob (05/79 -- 108 pts (10th))
Funny, These Fries Don't Taste Like Freedom (05/03 -- 241 pts (2nd))
G
A Gaggle of Small-Nosed Love Wenches (12/93 -- 223 pts (3rd))
Ganzer Is Hung Like A Pygmy (05/00 -- 2 pts (23rd))
Ganzer's Really Helpful Hints Line (12/00 -- 0 pts (54th))
Garden Weasel (05/05 -- 1 pt (39th))
Garwood Schism (12/78 -- 9 pts (23rd))
Gary in Forest Hills (01/04 -- 4 pts (30th))
Gee, Plastic Wrap Does Cling (05/88 -- ? pts (?))
Gee, Zoe, I'm Sorry Your Boyfriend Got Eaten By Kittens (12/00 -- 5 pts (29th))
The General (12/73 -- 218 pts (2nd))
General Bumble (05/76 -- RAN, 12/76 -- 231 pts (2nd), 05/77 -- 2 pts (29th))
General Morgasm (05/77 -- 265 pts (1st), 12/77 -- RAN)
General Shepherds (05/77 -- 11 pts (27th))
General Tsao's Chicken (05/85 -- 291 pts (2nd))
Genghis Khan and the Hong Kong Cavaliers (12/88 -- 76 pts (10th))
Gentle Tongue Tongue He Weeps For He Has But One Tongue With Which to Taste The World (12/96 -- 365 pts (1st))
Gentle Tongue-Tongue, He Weeps For He Has But One Small Tongue With Which to Taste the World (05/97 -- RAN)
Gestapo Tactics (05/95 -- 136 pts (8th))
Get Dom Grillo Out of My Pants (12/94 -- 4 pts (14th))
Get Off Your Ass, You Crusty Alums, I Don't Want to Win (05/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
Giant Pygmies of Beckles (12/86 -- RAN)
Giga (05/80 -- 266 pts (3rd), 12/80 -- 266 pts (2nd))
Gimli and Galadriel Did Not Get It On, So Shut Up (05/03 -- 4 pts (32nd))
Giselle's Stud-Muffins (05/89 -- 175 pts (8th))
Give Me Tenure or I'll Jump (05/85 -- 8 pts (22nd))
God Love the Gaseous Weiner (05/96 -- 1 pt (12th))
Godless Commies, Liars and Spies (12/88 -- 10 pts (16th))
Goggles Piezanno (05/85 -- 19 pts (19th))
Going to Bed Soon (12/02 -- 81 pts (14th))
Goldfish Without Brains (05/85 -- 8 pts (22nd))
Gomer's Pile (05/83 -- 6,000 pts (23rd))
Gong Squad (05/97 -- 16 pts (13th))
Good Earth Salad (05/92 -- 6 pts (23rd))
Good Luck.... (05/92 -- 11 pts (17th))
Good Role Playing Does Not Preclude Firebombing Their Asses (01/05 -- 134 pts (8th))
Goodbye Harriet (05/78 -- 62 pts (14th), 12/78 -- 54 pts (10th), 05/79 -- 127 pts (7th))
Goodies in the Cookie Jar (05/94 -- 2 pts (19th))
The Goodrich Blimp (12/78 -- 1 pt (32nd))
Goose Up a tree (05/80 -- 31 pts (13th))
Grand Duchy of Fenwick (12/73 -- 87 pts (8th))
Grand Mariner (05/77 -- 16 pts (23rd))
Grandma Eyre's Freedom Fighters (12/98 -- 47 pts (14th))
Granted, --- (12/98 -- 1 pt (66th))
Grape Nehi (12/80 -- 270 pts (1st), 05/81 -- RAN)
Gratuitous Use of the Word "Belgium" (05/05 -- 320 pts (1st))
Gravity is a Harsh Mistress (12/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
Gray Slide (05/99 -- < 10 pts (?))
Great Caesar's Ghost! (05/81 -- 30 pts (18th))
The Great Imposter (12/73 -- RAN)
Green Gee (12/77 -- 141 pts (5th))
The Green Monster (05/84 -- 34 pts (14th))
Greenberg (05/92 -- 11 pts (17th))
Greg Black. No Shirt. Wet. Yeah. (12/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
Groovin' with a Pict (05/87 -- 173 pts (7th))
Group W Bench (05/84 -- 108 pts (10th))
Guava by a Mile (12/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
Guernos Kids (12/76 -- 1 pt (48th))
Gusto's Bar & Grill (05/78 -- 2 pts (29th))
Gusto's Bar and Grill (05/77 -- 36 pts (20th), 12/78 -- 4 pts (26th))
Guy Beattie, I Just Want To Go To Nationals (05/90 -- 5 pts (18th))
Guyana Kool-Aid (12/78 -- 12 pts (20th))
H
H. M.'s Boyfriends (05/85 -- 3 pts (31st), 05/92 -- 2 pts (38th))
Ha! (05/02 -- 2 pts (35th))
Ha, Ha, Money! We Can Exchange It for Goods and Services! (05/02 -- 2 pts (35th))
Hall of Monty Phase (12/76 -- 1 pt (48th))
Halley's Comet (12/86 -- 1 pt (31st))
Ham...Bacon...Mayo (etc) (05/92 -- 16 pts (14th))
Hamlet, You Rock My World (12/02 -- 2 pts (42nd))
Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie (12/95 -- 5 pts (17th))
Hands Off That Nipple (*) (05/92 -- 48 pts (10th))
Happy 27th Birthday, Wendi (05/92 -- 1 pt (48th))
Happy Birthday, Tom (05/05 -- 1 pt (39th))
Hardcore (12/02 -- 4 pts (34th))
Harem Conglomerate of Chuck's Love Slaves (05/00 -- 2 pts (23rd))
Harlem River Drive (12/76 -- 36 pts (20th), 05/77 -- 113 pts (10th), 12/78 -- 95 pts (7th), 05/79 -- 66 pts (14th), 05/80 -- 127 pts (6th))
Harriet's Attack Committee (12/85 -- 4 pts (39th))
Harry "Snapper" Organs (05/89 -- 309 pts (1st), 12/89 -- RAN)
Have Sack, Will Travel (05/83 -- 10,000 pts (19th))
Havlicek Stole the Ball! (05/84 -- ? pts (?))
Hawkins (12/86 -- 1 pt (31st))
He Went and Did The Cat Instead; He's a Weird Monkey (12/95 -- 1 pt (30th))
He's Banging a Pogo Stick (05/89 -- ? pts (?))
He's Dead, Jim (05/78 -- 147 pts (9th), 12/78 -- 79 pts (8th), 05/79 -- 130 pts (6th))
Heath Dill is an Equal Opportunity Offender (12/02 -- 2 pts (42nd))
Heath Dill Is As Sexy As Dick Cheney (12/00 -- 2 pts (35th))
Heath Dill is Such a Sally; He is Rivalled Only by Scott Canty in His Glory (12/02 -- 2 pts (42nd))
Heath is a Wan Prelude to His Brother (12/02 -- 2 pts (42nd))
Hell's Entry (12/85 -- 117 pts (12th))
Hello KŠse (05/05 -- 71 pts (18th))
Help, Save Me, Supertramp! (12/97 -- < 20 pts (?))
Hemmorhoidal Betsies (05/84 -- 62 pts (13th))
Herman B. (05/77 -- 2 pts (29th))
A Herring is Not a Piece of Fruit (05/93 -- 2 pts (17th))
Hewoo Mistaw (05/02 -- 2 pts (35th))
Hey Cardinal Law, Keep Out of My Rectory (05/02 -- 14 pts (25th))
Hey Hindenbergs, BOMO Says, "Make a Run for It!" (01/04 -- 1 pt (44th))
Hey! This Contest Doesn't Suck! (12/00 -- 2 pts (35th))
Hey, Shawn, What are You and Craig Doing with Wally's Broomstick? (05/91 -- 194 pts (5th))
Hi, Tom! Thanks for Driving Us to the Airport (12/94 -- 2 pts (17th))
High Priests Rev. Cult (05/77 -- 10 pts (28th))
His Boy Elroy (12/80 -- 211 pts (4th), 05/81 -- 130 pts (13th))
His Name is Chris Foxwell, He Doesn't Get Out Much (12/99 -- 10 pts (18th))
History Will Vindicate the Actions of Jeff McMahon (12/97 -- < 20 pts (?))
Hive Mind: Core Contingent (12/00 -- 5 pts (29th))
Hold the Anchovies (05/76 -- 154 pts (8th), 12/76 -- 181 pts (7th), 05/77 -- 129 pts (9th))
Holy Crap! It's The Children of the Corn! (05/99 -- 251 pts (3rd))
Holy Crumbleberry Fucknut (05/03 -- 4 pts (32nd))
Holy Sack and the Resident Vomit Specialists (12/00 -- 306 pts (1st), 05/01 -- RAN)
Homey Don't Play That (05/91 -- 7 pts (18th))
Homina, Homina, I'm Telling Norton (12/83 -- 4 pts (29th))
Hoodlums & Hustlers & Bangers with Jerri-Curl (05/92 -- 7 pts (22nd))
A hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is (05/05 -- 142 pts (9th))
Hooray Zoidberg! (01/04 -- 2 pts (31st))
Hopkins Unplugged (01/04 -- 49 pts (16th))
The Horadrim Once Spoke of Such a Chew Toy (12/02 -- 2 pts (42nd))
Horny Melons (12/95 -- 115 pts (10th))
Hot Derek-On-Derek Action (05/99 -- 16 pts (15th))
Hot Jen (12/95 -- 174 pts (6th))
Hotel wait, got no date, my hand's my mate, lubricate, masturbate, levitate, miscalculate, too much weight, pupils dilate, asphyxiate, whoops too late, strangulate, no heart rate, can't resuscitate, refrigerate, no let's cremate, g'bye mate..... (12/97 -- 3 pts (?))
House of Gee (05/76 -- 239 pts (5th), 12/76 -- 202 pts (6th))
House of Gui (05/77 -- 2 pts (29th))
House of Merk (12/76 -- 85 pts (14th))
Houston, We Have a Problem (05/98 -- 46 pts (9th))
How Dare they Challenge us with their Primitive Skills (05/94 -- 272 pts (1st), 12/94 -- RAN)
How Many More People Have to Die, Before Nobody Ever Dies Again? (05/03 -- 2 pts (40th))
How Would You Like To Be Mutilated? (05/95 -- 1 pt (32nd))
Howie and the Man (05/80 -- 120 pts (9th))
HTTP://wso.williams.edu/trivia (12/96 -- 2 pts (18th))
The Hubbell House Whores (05/98 -- 36 pts (11th))
Huh-Huhhh-Huh-Huh-Huhhhhhh!!! (12/93 -- 252 pts (2nd))
Human Hindenburgs (01/04 -- 304 pts (2nd))
Humbert Humbert (05/87 -- 13 pts (22nd))
Hung Like a Genital Salami (12/88 -- 2 pts (24th))
Hung Like a Horse (05/78 -- 1 pt (31st))
Hung Like Bears (05/87 -- 31 pts (17th))
Hyperbolic Pants (12/01 -- 7 pts (20th))
I
I Am a Locksmith, and I Am a Locksmith (12/88 -- 196 pts (4th))
I Am an Ancient Chinese Penis Monger (12/98 -- 233 pts (8th))
I Am Cold, I Am Stupid, I Am Dead (05/03 -- 4 pts (32nd))
I Am Evil Homer (12/96 -- 16 pts (10th), 12/97 -- < 20 pts (?), 05/98 -- 8 pts (20th), 12/98 -- 54 pts (12th), 05/99 -- < 10 pts (?), 12/99 -- 13 pts (15th), 05/00 -- 16 pts (15th), 12/00 -- 22 pts (17th), 12/01 -- 0 pts (43rd), 05/02 -- 22 pts (20th), 12/02 -- 177 pts (8th))
I Am Evil Toby (12/02 -- 24 pts (18th))
I Am Who I Am (05/87 -- 5 pts (29th))
I Believe You Have My Stapler (05/01 -- 23 pts (15th))
I Blame Toby (12/00 -- 48 pts (11th))
I Bukakke for Justice! (01/04 -- 1 pt (44th))
I Can Do Anything Because I'm a Master of Time (12/98 -- 5 pts (29th))
I Can Live Forever in Formaldehyde (05/94 -- 193 pts (7th))
I Can't Believe They Actually PAY Me to Kill People! (12/00 -- 2 pts (35th))
I Could Have Seen Lucci in Person, But I Came to Trivia (05/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
I Defended my PhD Thesis Today, and All I Got Was This Lousy Trivia Team (12/98 -- 6 pts (27th))
I Did Sminty's Mom (12/02 -- 0 pts (80th))
I Don't Have to Answer that Question (12/87 -- RAN)
I Don't Have to Answer That Question! (05/87 -- 302 pts (1st))
I Don't Know What It Is, But It's Tangy (05/99 -- < 10 pts (?))
I Don't Need to Date, I've Got TiVo (05/02 -- 2 pts (35th))
I Don't Want Condoms For My Shrimp (12/91 -- 212 pts (7th))
I Feel Ed Gruberman Not Wholly Wrong. I Want To Boot Some Head Too (05/97 -- 1 pt (22nd))
I Found a Plot Hole in the Matrix (05/03 -- 1 pt (62nd))
I Give Better Head Than Madonna (05/00 -- 2 pts (23rd))
I Got Chunks of Guys Like You in My Stool (12/95 -- 3 pts (21st))
I Got My Head Shaved By a Zamboni (12/97 -- 250 pts (2nd))
I Hate Grapes, All Kinds of Grapes, I Hate Green Grapes, I Hate Purple Grapes, I Hate Grapes with Seeds, I Hate Grapes Without Seeds, I Hate Them Peeled and Unpeeled, I Hate Them Individually, in Bunches and in Small Groups of Twos and Threes, I Fucking Hate Grapes! (12/97 -- < 20 pts (?), 05/98 -- 22 pts (15th), 12/98 -- 2 pts (39th), 12/99 -- 6 pts (24th), 05/00 -- 2 pts (23rd), 05/01 -- 6 pts (25th), 05/02 -- 22 pts (20th), 12/02 -- 9 pts (23rd), 05/03 -- 2 pts (40th))
I Hate Grapes. All Kinds of Grapes. I hate purple grapes and green grapes. I hate them peeled and unpeeled. I hate them seeded and unseeded. I hate them singly, in bunches and in small groups of twos and threes, I f*cking HATE grapes. (05/05 -- 29 pts (24th))
I Have One Point! (05/05 -- 1 pt (39th))
I Heard Ellen Burstyn Did Her Own Stunts (05/03 -- 5 pts (29th))
I Hunger for the Fist (12/98 -- 4 pts (33rd))
I Just Tea-Bagged Your Grandma (12/00 -- 196 pts (6th))
I Kick Ass for the Lord (12/96 -- 14 pts (11th))
I Know Matt Luedke Is Talking, But All His Words Are Nonsense To Me (05/01 -- 2 pts (33rd))
I Like Your Tie, Can I Suck Your Cock? (12/00 -- 1 pt (52nd))
I Long for the Dulcet Tones of Des Devlin (05/03 -- 2 pts (40th))
I Love Danish Folks (12/02 -- 2 pts (42nd))
I Love Donny (05/78 -- 1 pt (31st))
I Love Whales, But They Have to Go (05/03 -- 1 pt (62nd))
I Love You, Miss Kitty Fantastico (05/00 -- 274 pts (3rd))
I Lust After the Oiled, Nubile Body of the Iron Chef Italian (05/00 -- 69 pts (9th))
I May Be Love's Bitch, But at Least I'm Man Enough to Admit It (12/98 -- 257 pts (5th))
I May Be Stuck in Physics Grad School in San Diego, But I've Got You By the Balls, Rich Flynn (05/99 -- < 10 pts (?))
I Pee In Your General Direction (Baby Benson) (12/01 -- 1 pt (34th))
I Rebuke Steve Homer As Well (12/02 -- 2 pts (42nd))
I Say It's Duck Season and I Say Fire! (12/01 -- RAN)
I Say Its Taliban Season, and I Say "Fire!" (12/01 -- 2 pts (26th))
I Smell A Tony (05/01 -- 11 pts (22nd))
I Suggest That You Begin Drinking Heavily (12/91 -- 0 pts (32nd))
I Used to Like Creed Until I Realized They Suck (12/02 -- 2 pts (42nd))
I Want 16 Minutes, Dammit (05/02 -- 2 pts (35th))
I Want a Refund on this Rape Whistle (12/02 -- 2 pts (42nd))
I Want to Bear Your Love Child, Chairman Kaga (12/99 -- 2 pts (33rd))
I Want to Come Back As Your Trousers (12/92 -- 291 pts (2nd))
I Want to Ease Into Mike Veloso's Bosoms (05/99 -- < 10 pts (?))
I Want to Have Alan Keyes' Love Child (12/99 -- 6 pts (24th))
I Want to Have Trinity's Firm, Shapely Babies (05/03 -- 6 pts (27th))
I Want to Touch the Llama (12/97 -- < 20 pts (?), 12/98 -- 4 pts (33rd), 12/99 -- 2 pts (33rd), 05/00 -- 7 pts (18th), 12/00 -- 9 pts (23rd), 01/04 -- 2 pts (31st))
I Will Have Him, Even If It Costs Me My Soul (05/97 -- 1 pt (22nd))
I Will Never Have Another Jelly Belly As Long As I Live. (05/00 -- 1 pt (38th))
I Will Not Do That Thing With My Tongue (12/90 -- ? pts (2nd))
I Wish I Were Sipowitz (05/02 -- 6 pts (29th))
I Woke Up This Morning and My Penis Was Missing (05/93 -- 135 pts (7th))
I Wonder What Else I'm Repressing? (05/01 -- 4 pts (30th))
I Would Blame Jen, but I'm Very Very Afraid To (12/00 -- 4 pts (32nd))
I Wouldn't Nail Scott Canty with Beth Budwig's Dick (01/04 -- 2 pts (31st))
I'd Give Anything for a Whiff of Old Toby (01/04 -- 30 pts (22nd))
I'd Like to be Part of A Vast Chicken-Wing Conspiracy (12/02 -- 10 pts (22nd))
I'd Like to Cut You Open and See Where They Live (12/00 -- 8 pts (25th))
I'll Always Love You, David Duchovny (05/02 -- 56 pts (16th))
I'll Be Deep In The Cold Cold Before I Recognize Missouri (05/97 -- 1 pt (22nd))
I'll Blind You (05/96 -- 1 pt (12th))
I'll Hate You With Hammers (12/02 -- 5 pts (29th))
I'll Steal As Many Forklifts As I Like, And I Will Never Regret It (05/03 -- 69 pts (12th))
I'll Take Dead Game Show Hosts for 20, Jack (05/84 -- 234 pts (4th))
I'll Take Odds & Ends for 20, Art (12/82 -- 246 pts (2nd))
I'm a Doctor, Not an Escalator (05/85 -- 45 pts (17th))
I'm Cleaning My Oven (05/84 -- ? pts (?))
I'm Going to Yemen (05/02 -- 6 pts (29th))
I'm Sleepy (12/02 -- 1 pt (74th))
I'm sorry, what did you say? (05/05 -- 120 pts (15th))
I'm Your Worst Nightmare, a Pumpkin with a Gun (12/97 -- < 20 pts (?))
I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts (12/97 -- < 20 pts (?))
I've Got B.J. Down My Pants (05/01 -- 16 pts (20th))
I've Got Ives in My Pants aka Pull My Schoenberg aka My Mussorgsky is 12 Inches Long aka Debussy (For Her Pleasure) aka Faster Beethoven Kill Kill aka Baby Got Bach (12/98 -- 326 pts (1st), 05/99 -- RAN)
I've Got My Career Made in Soft Porn (12/97 -- < 20 pts (?))
I've Got Spain Up My Nose (05/01 -- 251 pts (2nd))
I've Got the Paper Extension Blues (12/86 -- 10 pts (22nd))
Ideological Eunuch (12/82 -- 48 pts (15th))
If Cats Ruled the World, They Would Use Pieces of String for Advertising (05/02 -- 2 pts (35th))
If Derek Doesn't Show, I'm Outta Here! (12/98 -- 4 pts (33rd))
If Heath Calls Again with Another Team Name, We'll Kill Him. (12/02 -- 0 pts (80th))
If I Did Everything Derek Told Me To Do, I'd Be Bald, Homeless and Sterile By Now (05/98 -- 34 pts (12th))
If I Had a Donkey, I'd Name Him "Odie" (12/01 -- 56 pts (13th))
If I Seduce the DJ, --- (12/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
If there were any tentacles, they would show up in the sonogram (05/05 -- 168.5 pts (8th))
If They Don't Like You, Korea Will Throw You Back (05/02 -- 1 pt (69th))
If We Lose By One Point on an Electoral College Question, You Are So Dead (12/00 -- 2 pts (35th))
If You Get Touched By a Chamber Monster Alive or Dead You Lose a Winkie (05/00 -- 4 pts (19th))
iller Umbrellas...Exquisite (05/05 -- 115 pts (16th))
Improper Usage of Kian's Buttocks (12/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
In First Place (05/76 -- 81 pts (15th))
In the Church (12/92 -- 2 pts (15th))
"In The News" Kicks "Schoolhouse Rock"'s Butt (05/95 -- 2 pts (20th))
Incontinentia Buttocks (12/97 -- 33 pts (10th))
Incubus With the Wrong Dress (12/00 -- 1 pt (52nd))
Indefatigable Brobdingnagian Floccinaucinihilipilificatrices (12/94 -- 219 pts (3rd), 05/95 -- 242 pts (4th))
Instant Tape Rack (05/92 -- 3 pts (35th))
Intelligentsia in the Working Class (05/97 -- 84 pts (11th))
International Communism Rocks My World (05/03 -- 4 pts (32nd))
The Internet is for Porn, Not Trivia (01/05 -- 148 pts (6th))
Into the Hamper with Cousin Jed (12/99 -- 164 pts (4th))
Is Desmond Kosher? It Depends On How You Cook Him (12/92 -- 4 pts (13th))
Is that a Deku Stick in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? (05/05 -- 2 pts (34th))
Is That a Deku Stick in Your Pocket, or Are You Just Happy to See Me? (01/04 -- 234 pts (5th))
Is the Answer Tonga? (12/02 -- 2 pts (42nd))
Is The Question Asked, "Is Our President Learning?" (05/01 -- 2 pts (33rd))
Isn't His Name "Bitch Flynn"? (12/98 -- 1 pt (66th))
It Goes To "Eleven" (05/93 -- 246 pts (3rd))
It Puts the Lotion in the Basket (12/00 -- 4 pts (32nd))
It's a Little Like Wife Swapping (12/98 -- 234 pts (7th))
It's a Marvelous Day at the Porkypine Racetrack (12/98 -- 4 pts (33rd))
It's Hot, It's Wild, It's 80's! (12/88 -- 162 pts (5th))
It's Magically Delicious (12/83 -- 83 pts (13th))
It's Not a Trivia Contest if Dom Grillo's Name Isn't in a Team Name (12/02 -- 1 pt (74th))
It's Not Snowing Here (12/00 -- 208 pts (5th))
It's Not That We're Lazy, It's That We Just Don't Care (01/04 -- 180 pts (8th))
It's Really Late and I'm Not Wearing Any Pants (12/02 -- 2 pts (42nd))
It's Really Late and We're Still Not Wearing Any Pants (12/02 -- 2 pts (42nd))
It's Time to Drink Beer from Vats the Size of Rhode Island (12/98 -- 1 pt (66th))
J
Jack the Ripper's Fan Club (05/85 -- 114 pts (11th))
Jaguar (05/92 -- 4 pts (27th))
James Brown: None More Funky (12/95 -- 2 pts (23rd))
James' Soul Is Black, Black Like My Coffee (05/01 -- 2 pts (33rd))
Jane Stop this Crazy Thing (05/83 -- 155,000 pts (9th))
Jason and the Bad in Bed (05/96 -- 10 pts (9th))
Jason Carini Likes Bright, Shiny, Objects (12/02 -- 0 pts (80th))
Jason, I Got Root (05/01 -- 1 pt (51st))
Java is typesafe, so this will never happen (05/01 -- -65,535 pts (58th))
Jean-Paul Sartre & The Pussycats (05/02 -- 290 pts (3rd))
Jed Scattergood is a Mewling, Teary-Eyed Mama's Boy (12/00 -- 69 pts (10th), 05/02 -- 28 pts (18th))
Jeff Bolas is Finally Getting Some Action (12/98 -- 20 pts (16th))
Jeff Bolas Isn't a Traitor, But He's Too Swarthy to Fully Trust (12/99 -- 2 pts (33rd))
Jeff McMahon is a Mewling, Teary-Eyed Mama's Boy (05/98 -- 4 pts (31st))
Jeff McMahon is a Traitor (05/96 -- 2 pts (11th), 12/96 -- 1 pt (28th), 05/97 -- 1 pt (22nd), 05/98 -- 6 pts (24th), 12/98 -- 1 pt (66th), 05/99 -- < 10 pts (?), 12/99 -- 2 pts (33rd))
Jeremiah Clockmaker (05/03 -- 2 pts (40th))
Jerry's Kids (12/82 -- 204 pts (3rd))
Jesse Dill Has Something to Tell Everyone (12/02 -- 0 pts (80th))
Jesse Dill is But a Shadow of His Brother (12/02 -- 2 pts (42nd))
Jesse Dill Rocks My World in My Dreams Only (12/02 -- 1 pt (74th))
Jet Lag (12/00 -- 8 pts (25th))
Jewboys Who've Done It (05/81 -- 27 pts (19th))
Jim, Edith Keillor Must Die (12/86 -- 2 pts (28th))
Jimmy, My Ass Hurts (05/01 -- 13 pts (21st))
The Jingle Cats are Back in POG Form! (12/98 -- 3 pts (39th))
Joanie Loves Trotsky (05/02 -- 340 pts (1st), 12/02 -- RAN)
Joanie Wouldn't Love Trotsky If She'd Paid More Attention to Marxist Theory (12/02 -- 2 pts (42nd))
Jocko Homo (12/78 -- 1 pt (32nd))
Joe the Jester (12/76 -- 2 pts (41st))
Joel (12/87 -- 241 pts (7th))
Joey Jojo Junior Shabadu (12/99 -- 5 pts (26th))
John Bryk Is A Mewling, Teary-Eyed Mama's Boy (05/01 -- 5 pts (26th))
John David Stutts (05/84 -- ? pts (?), 05/85 -- 40 pts (18th))
John DeLorean's Business Agents (12/83 -- 8 pts (27th))
John Stewart is the William Shatner of Jewish Music (12/02 -- 8 pts (24th))
John Valley Woo (12/97 -- 70 pts (7th))
John, the Lord of Lies (05/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
The Johnson Brothers (12/00 -- 7 pts (28th))
Jon Young Already Owns "analviolator.to" (12/02 -- 2 pts (42nd))
Jon Young is a Big Fat Bitch (12/99 -- 13 pts (15th))
Josh Is Still Living Under A Rock (05/01 -- 1 pt (51st))
A Judo a Chop Chop Chop (12/87 -- 301 pts (1st), 05/89 -- ? pts (?))
A Judo, A Chop-Chop-Chop (05/88 -- RAN)
Julio Valdez Fan Club (05/83 -- 135,000 pts (10th))
June Bronson (12/83 -- 21 pts (24th), 05/84 -- ? pts (?))
Just Remember: If You Fail Your Thesis, You Can Avoid Gourdness (05/01 -- 2 pts (33rd))
K
Kaopectate (12/76 -- 1 pt (48th))
Kaopectates (05/85 -- 3 pts (31st))
Kapt. Karst's Krazy Kritters (05/92 -- 47 pts (11th))
Kara Roggenkemp is a Broad (05/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
Karst (???) (12/91 -- 49 pts (10th))
Keep Your Dinosaur Farts Out of My Ozone (12/91 -- 1 pt (28th))
Kegsuckers (05/88 -- ? pts (?))
Kelly's Irish Alps (05/77 -- 13 pts (26th))
Kenneth Anger's Discount Leather (05/91 -- 4 pts (23rd))
Kentucky Fried Desmond (12/92 -- 3 pts (14th), 12/93 -- 1 pt (22nd))
The Keystone Kops (05/80 -- 13 pts (20th))
Kian Bergstrom's Love Child (12/97 -- < 20 pts (?))
The Kid on 4692 is Not Much Help (12/02 -- 2 pts (42nd))
Kids, Don't Try This at Home (05/87 -- 226 pts (5th))
Kill, Peter, Kill (05/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
The Killer Bees (05/85 -- 99 pts (13th))
Killer Boobies (12/01 -- 10 pts (18th))
The Kilogram is Actually a Platinum Iridium Alloy (05/00 -- 1 pt (38th))
Kim Cleland is a Gabby Punk-Ass Vet Student (12/00 -- 2 pts (35th))
Kim Cleland Needs To Finish Vet School (05/01 -- 2 pts (33rd))
Kim Cleland's Gonna Be a Vet Soon (05/02 -- 2 pts (35th))
King Faisel (12/76 -- 1 pt (48th))
Kiri is a Pervy Frodo Fancier (12/02 -- 5 pts (29th))
Knights of Ni (05/76 -- 190 pts (6th), 12/76 -- 156 pts (8th), 05/77 -- 197 pts (5th), 12/77 -- 145 pts (4th), 05/78 -- 251 pts (3rd), 12/78 -- 53 pts (11th))
Kosh Wears No Pants (05/97 -- 1 pt (22nd))
Kyle's Mom is a Big Fat Bitch in D Minor (05/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
L
Lace (12/76 -- 4 pts (38th))
Laissez-Faire Capitalists (05/78 -- 5 pts (21st))
A Large, Vibrating Egg (12/87 -- 191 pts (8th))
Lather, Rinse, Repeat (05/87 -- 190 pts (6th))
A Laudable Condition (12/97 -- < 20 pts (?))
Laurie Brink is the Sexiest DJ Ever! (01/04 -- 2 pts (31st))
Lawyers, Guns and Money (12/86 -- 32 pts (19th))
Lazlo the Philosopher (12/86 -- 6 pts (23rd))
Leather Goddesses of Phobos (05/87 -- 2 pts (41st))
Leave the Gun, Take the Cannolis (12/88 -- 295 pts (1st), 05/89 -- RAN)
Left Turn at Albuquerque (05/81 -- 183 pts (6th))
Leggo My Eggo, You Son of a Bitch (05/95 -- 2 pts (20th))
The Legs Turn Human, But Believe You Me, The Hoo-Ha Is All Mackerel (05/02 -- 2 pts (35th))
Lehman Late Nighters (12/85 -- 102 pts (14th))
Len Bias, Just Another Stiff (12/86 -- 6 pts (23rd))
Leo Gorcey Loves My Hot Cheese Stick (12/93 -- 2 pts (15th), 12/95 -- 1 pt (30th), 05/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
Leslie Cheswick (05/92 -- 5 pts (26th))
Less Bondage, More Discipline (12/86 -- 51 pts (17th))
Let the Dumb Gorilla Stay in His Pants (12/94 -- 2 pts (17th))
Let the Fucking Commence (12/97 -- < 20 pts (?))
The Library Incident (05/78 -- 1 pt (31st))
Lick My Love Pump (12/87 -- 299 pts (2nd))
Lidia Is My Heroine (05/02 -- 1 pt (69th))
The Ligers (01/05 -- 112 pts (11th))
The Lighter Side of the Marquis de Sade (12/99 -- 255 pts (3rd))
The Lights Remind Us of a Subway Stop (12/94 -- 2 pts (17th))
Lithium is No Longer Available on Credit (05/91 -- 257 pts (3rd))
Little Children (12/78 -- 1 pt (32nd))
Little Ge (12/00 -- 8 pts (25th))
Little Hamsters (05/03 -- 15 pts (22nd))
Little Rascules (05/78 -- 126 pts (10th), 12/78 -- 110 pts (4th), 05/79 -- 126 pts (8th))
Live Organ Transplant (12/86 -- 270 pts (4th))
Lizard, Inc. (12/76 -- 1 pt (48th))
Llamas Need Heath, Too (05/03 -- 1 pt (62nd))
Local 12 (12/82 -- RAN)
Locutus the Six-Fingered Cybercat of Death (05/97 -- 1 pt (22nd))
Lonely Llamas (12/95 -- 43 pts (13th))
The Lonely Stage Manager Says "Hi" to Des, Rich and Paul (05/99 -- < 10 pts (?))
A Long Time Ago in the Frosty North Pole, Nine Little Kittens Were Born on Christmas Eve at Santa's House (12/98 -- 1 pt (66th))
Look Who's in the Freezer, it's Uncle Ebeneezer (05/90 -- 177 pts (7th))
Looks Like a Pump, Feels Like a Sneaker (05/91 -- 5 pts (21st))
Looks Like We Need Another Timmy (05/00 -- 1 pt (38th))
Loose Shoes, Good Sex, and a Warm Place to Go to the Bathroom (05/84 -- 211 pts (5th))
Los Banditos Yanquis (12/00 -- 169 pts (7th))
The Lost Emperor (05/92 -- 2 pts (38th))
Lou's Choice (12/76 -- 2 pts (41st))
Love Dagger (05/92 -- 4 pts (27th))
Love Handles (12/95 -- 133 pts (8th))
Love Has Made Me Anal (05/95 -- 1 pt (32nd))
Low Life Scum (12/80 -- 130 pts (10th), 05/81 -- 165 pts (9th))
Lowlife Scum (05/84 -- ? pts (?))
M
M.I.L.F. (12/00 -- 13 pts (21st))
Macho Business Donkey Wrestler (05/99 -- < 10 pts (?))
Madmen from Morgan West (12/85 -- 46 pts (19th))
Magical Morgan Mystical Mobile (12/83 -- 187 pts (5th))
Magilla Wick (12/78 -- 106 pts (5th), 05/79 -- 171 pts (4th))
Magnus Es Your Mom (12/00 -- 24 pts (16th))
Majesty, Thy Name is Des (12/97 -- < 20 pts (?))
Make It Fast But Sexy (05/03 -- 1 pt (62nd))
Make My Day (12/83 -- 191 pts (4th))
Make Way For Ducklings, Motherfucker (05/00 -- RAN)
Make Way for Ducklings, Motherfucker (12/99 -- 300 pts (1st))
Malacher Needs an Extension (05/90 -- 1 pt (21st))
Mama's Got a Squeezebox (05/87 -- 5 pts (29th))
Man Behind the Curtain (05/83 -- 18,000 pts (16th))
Man Sky (05/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
The Man Who --- (12/98 -- 3 pts (39th))
The Manhattan Skyliners (05/03 -- 2 pts (40th), 01/04 -- 34 pts (20th))
Manhattan Skyliners (12/73 -- 55 pts (11th), 05/77 -- 83 pts (16th), 05/78 -- 94 pts (13th), 05/79 -- 110 pts (9th), 05/80 -- 117 pts (10th), 05/81 -- 175 pts (7th), 12/82 -- 96 pts (11th), 05/83 -- 165,000 pts (7th), 12/83 -- 173 pts (6th), 05/84 -- 173 pts (6th), 05/85 -- 186 pts (7th), 12/85 -- 159 pts (10th), 12/86 -- 171 pts (9th), 05/87 -- 148 pts (10th), 12/87 -- 172 pts (9th), 12/88 -- 58 pts (13th), 05/89 -- 181 pts (7th), 05/90 -- 143 pts (9th), 05/91 -- 186 pts (7th), 05/92 -- 144 pts (7th), 05/93 -- 209 pts (6th), 05/94 -- 219 pts (4th), 05/95 -- 222 pts (5th), 05/96 -- 168 pts (6th), 05/97 -- 148 pts (10th), 05/98 -- 155 pts (8th), 12/98 -- 84 pts (11th), 05/99 -- 149 pts (7th), 05/00 -- 137 pts (7th), 05/01 -- 78 pts (9th), 05/02 -- 134 pts (12th))
Many Like Charles Dickens (05/92 -- 2 pts (38th))
Many Shrubs and Zulus Knew What It Is To Be Roasted in the Depths of the Sloor That Day, I Can Tell You (12/96 -- 354 pts (3rd))
Marc Loves Amy (12/93 -- 2 pts (15th))
Marc Whinston is God (05/94 -- 1 pt (24th))
marco.org (05/03 -- 19 pts (19th))
Maria La Concha (05/80 -- 91 pts (11th), 12/80 -- 139 pts (6th), 05/81 -- 168 pts (8th), 12/82 -- 173 pts (4th))
Mark Taylor Has Only One Ass. He Is Of No Use to Us. We Must Burn the Room, Burn the Room! (05/98 -- 307 pts (2nd))
Marry Me, David Duchovny (12/97 -- < 20 pts (?), 05/98 -- 8 pts (20th), 12/98 -- 9 pts (24th), 05/99 -- 11 pts (17th), 12/99 -- 2 pts (33rd), 05/00 -- 9 pts (16th), 12/00 -- 5 pts (29th), 05/01 -- 17 pts (19th))
Mary Daly's Boyfriend (12/82 -- 77 pts (12th))
Master, Master (12/93 -- 2 pts (15th))
Masturbating Bear (05/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
Matt's Going to Sleep (12/83 -- 2 pts (33rd))
Matthew (05/90 -- 8 pts (17th))
Maximus Drott (12/77 -- 111 pts (7th), 05/78 -- 272 pts (2nd), 12/78 -- 241 pts (1st), 05/79 -- RAN)
Maybe You Should Use Your Long Songs to Cue the Damn CD's Up Correctly (05/03 -- 1 pt (62nd))
Me Want Sleep (12/02 -- 0 pts (80th))
Me, Two Dogs, and a Vicar (12/85 -- 2 pts (45th))
The Megaphone is Not a Urinal (05/03 -- 1 pt (62nd))
Mel Carnahan for Attorney General (05/03 -- 2 pts (40th))
Mel Gibson, Dream Gynecologist (05/89 -- ? pts (6th))
Melliker Needs an Extension (12/78 -- 31 pts (14th))
Melty Man (12/02 -- 6 pts (28th))
Melvin's Peanuts (05/77 -- 88 pts (14th))
Merde (05/78 -- 5 pts (21st))
The Merry Pranksters (12/82 -- 113 pts (9th))
Messiah Johnson (05/03 -- 2 pts (40th))
Michigan Math Against Technology? (05/97 -- 1 pt (22nd))
Middle East Shieks (12/78 -- 12 pts (20th))
Miggie's (12/78 -- 20 pts (16th))
Mike Sullivan -- He Has Extremely Large Breasts (12/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
Mike Veloso Ate Oob, But the Soul Still Burns (12/00 -- 2 pts (35th))
Mike's Mechanical Pencil (05/01 -- 5 pts (26th))
Milli Dies, Vanilli Wonders: "Am I Next?" (05/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards (05/90 -- 314 pts (2nd))
Miss Chanandler Bong (12/01 -- 8 pts (19th))
Miss Lillian (05/78 -- 1 pt (31st))
Mistaw Peepers (12/02 -- 2 pts (42nd))
Mister Doobity-Doo-Doo (05/03 -- 2 pts (40th))
Mister Fung, We Were Talking About the Socks (05/95 -- 2 pts (20th))
Mmmmm......Floor Pie! (05/95 -- 163 pts (7th))
Moe, Larry & Curly (12/76 -- 73 pts (16th), 05/77 -- 15 pts (24th), 05/78 -- 183 pts (6th))
Moe, Larry and Curly (05/76 -- 114 pts (12th))
Molly Browns (05/03 -- 2 pts (40th))
Mom, Do You Douche? (05/92 -- 4 pts (27th))
The Mongolian Cluster Fuck (12/85 -- 10 pts (33rd))
Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey! (05/99 -- < 10 pts (?))
Monkey Torture (05/98 -- 5 pts (29th))
Monkeys Flying Out of Thomas Pynchon's Ass (12/99 -- 2 pts (33rd))
Mononucleosis (05/78 -- 1 pt (31st))
Moose Carrot (12/95 -- 1 pt (30th))
Moose is Back (05/79 -- 65 pts (15th))
More Bondage, Less Discipline (05/87 -- 163 pts (8th))
More Fun Than a Barrel of Ebola Monkeys (05/00 -- 230 pts (5th))
More Wacky Prisoner Lawsuit Questions, Please (05/96 -- 1 pt (12th))
Morgan East (05/78 -- 37 pts (16th), 12/85 -- 11 pts (31st))
Morgan West Dining Club (05/87 -- 10 pts (24th))
Morgasm (05/76 -- 185 pts (7th), 12/76 -- 206 pts (3rd))
Mortal Kombat Intelligence Squad (12/02 -- 216 pts (5th))
Mortal Kumquat (05/03 -- 231 pts (3rd))
Mortal Wombat (01/04 -- 320 pts (1st))
The Most Amazing Trivia Team (12/88 -- 3 pts (21st))
Mother Strapalonians (12/85 -- 64 pts (15th))
Move Over, Vesper (12/85 -- 4 pts (39th))
Mr. Asparagus (05/94 -- 4 pts (16th))
Mr. Cauliflower (05/94 -- 2 pts (19th))
Mr. Skipperdoo (05/05 -- 56 pts (21st))
Mrs. Guano (05/77 -- 139 pts (8th))
Multiple Orgasm (12/78 -- 6 pts (24th))
Mummenschanz on the Highway, at Night (12/91 -- 2 pts (20th))
My Anaconda Don't Want None, Unless It's Got Funyuns (05/01 -- 25 pts (14th))
My Biter (05/01 -- 2 pts (33rd))
My BOOMStick! (05/94 -- 207 pts (5th))
My Cat's Breath Smells Like Cat Food (05/00 -- 8 pts (17th), 05/02 -- 22 pts (20th))
My Foot Hurts (12/93 -- 135 pts (8th))
My Friends Call Me Heat Miser (05/95 -- 2 pts (20th))
My Hot and Foamy Just Exploded (05/97 -- 1 pt (22nd))
My Hovercraft is Full of Eels (05/96 -- 218 pts (5th))
My Loyalties Are Flexible (05/03 -- 109 pts (8th))
My Manly Stubble is Even Making Myself Hot (12/02 -- 2 pts (42nd))
My Name is Shane, Dammit (05/94 -- 2 pts (19th))
My Nipples Explode with Delight (12/91 -- 5 pts (16th))
My Phone Is Impotent! (05/97 -- 1 pt (22nd))
My Rectum Has Always Been My Nemesis (12/00 -- 2 pts (35th))
My Second Favorite Organ (12/85 -- 291 pts (1st))
My Yoga-lates Just Got a Faceful of Dong (01/04 -- 24 pts (23rd))
N
Naked and Reeking of Panda Love (12/00 -- 268 pts (4th))
The Naked Blood Goats from Hell (12/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
Naked Men with a Hard-On, a Picture of -?-, and a Butcher Knife (12/85 -- 15 pts (27th))
Name Withheld By Request (05/85 -- 137 pts (8th))
Nancy Sinatra Was Quite a Choice Piece of Ass (05/98 -- 276 pts (4th))
Nancy's Nipples Explode with Delight (12/92 -- 20 pts (12th))
Nanook and the Huskies (05/84 -- 119 pts (8th))
Narcoleptic Nuns (05/87 -- 2 pts (41st))
Nasty Big False Teeth (05/92 -- 1 pt (48th))
Nasty Big Pointed Teeth (05/85 -- RAN)
Nate the Skate Skipping Record (05/87 -- 2 pts (41st))
Naturally Intelligent Gonna Get That Ass (05/00 -- 4 pts (19th))
Navel Jelly (05/81 -- 212 pts (4th))
Nerdwell (12/76 -- 11 pts (28th))
Neutered Vampires Has Proven That You Can Have More Musical Keys Than People (05/02 -- 2 pts (35th))
Neutered Vampires Who Cheat at Kitten Poker (12/01 -- 308 pts (1st), 05/02 -- RAN)
Neuticles for Barnacles (05/97 -- 2 pts (16th))
Neve Campbell Promised Me Naughty Girl-Girl Action (05/99 -- 237 pts (5th))
Never Underestimate the Power of Soup (05/95 -- 256 pts (3rd))
Nice Contest.....For a Friday (05/95 -- 2 pts (20th))
Nice Nutrolls Don't Explode (05/05 -- 38 pts (23rd))
Nice Wallpaper, Mrs. Cobain (05/96 -- 1 pt (12th))
Nicole Kidman Slept Here (01/04 -- 1 pt (44th))
Night of 1,000 Wedgies (05/98 -- 4 pts (31st), 12/98 -- 1 pt (66th))
Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil Mutant Hellbound Zombified Flesh-Eating Subhumanoid Living Dead Part IV (12/02 -- 304 pts (1st), 05/03 -- RAN)
Nightmare on Spring Street Pt. 69 (12/86 -- 106 pts (13th))
The Nine-Headed Hydra of Love (05/91 -- 190 pts (6th))
No Controlling Legal Authority (05/97 -- 1 pt (22nd))
No Feeling for Noodles (12/97 -- < 20 pts (?))
No Lack of Void (12/83 -- 9 pts (26th))
No Parking Except for Bob (05/91 -- 2 pts (29th))
No Preparation Required (05/05 -- 22 pts (27th))
No Preparation Required (01/04 -- 10 pts (28th))
No, Josh is Dumb (01/04 -- 2 pts (31st))
No, You're Dumb (01/04 -- 5 pts (29th))
Noel Redding's Last Experience (05/03 -- 4 pts (32nd))
Norman Mailer's Legs (05/90 -- 199 pts (6th))
Northwest Connecticut Undertaker Fan Club, San Antonio Division (05/99 -- 18 pts (14th), 05/00 -- 41 pts (13th))
Northwest Connecticut Undertaker Fan Club, San Antonio Division, Williamstown Chapter, North Adams Branch (12/00 -- 27 pts (15th))
Noses on Stun (12/96 -- 4 pts (14th))
Not Another Monty Python Name (05/84 -- ? pts (?))
Not Everybody Can Experience the Glory That is Steve's Mom (12/00 -- 294 pts (2nd))
Not Everybody Keeps Their Genitals in the Same Place (12/91 -- 306 pts (1st), 05/92 -- RAN)
Not Infinitely Wet Noodle (05/78 -- 4 pts (26th))
Not Only Does the Funk Not Care About My Feelings, But They're Also Hurting the Environment (05/00 -- 2 pts (23rd))
Not This NAFTA (12/93 -- 14 pts (12th))
Nothing Says "Thank You" Like... (deleted) (12/99 -- 9 pts (20th))
Nothing Says Love Like Hiring a Hit Man (12/99 -- 3 pts (30th))
Nourishment (05/92 -- 1 pt (48th))
Nuke an Gay Whale for Jesus (12/98 -- 1 pt (66th))
The Nurds (12/76 -- 5 pts (32nd))
The Nut Roll: Reloaded (01/04 -- 211 pts (6th))
O
Oberon's Brood (12/97 -- 49 pts (8th))
Obi-Wan Cannoli (et al) (05/99 -- 268 pts (2nd))
Obviously a Major Malfunction (12/01 -- 1 pt (34th))
Occam's Toothbrush (12/87 -- 283 pts (4th))
Ocean's 11 (05/02 -- 2 pts (35th))
Official Trivia Team of the 1984 Olympic Games (05/84 -- 131 pts (7th))
Oh My God, Elmer Gantry (05/01 -- 1 pt (51st))
Oh My God, I'm Getting Married and I've Got my Head Up my Butt (05/90 -- 119 pts (11th))
Oh No, Bette Midler! (12/93 -- 257 pts (1st), 05/94 -- RAN)
Ohhhhh, Arwen's Dad is a Big Fat Bitch (12/02 -- 5 pts (29th))
Old Dilated Eyes is Back (05/98 -- 10 pts (19th))
Old Men from Scene 24 (05/02 -- 253 pts (6th))
Ole Horsie (05/93 -- 22 pts (10th))
Oman the Tentmaker (05/92 -- 2 pts (38th))
On the Bus With Alan and Orrin, Waiting (12/99 -- 9 pts (20th))
One Bald Dwarf (12/76 -- 0 pts (56th))
One More Joe Walsh Question and We Start Taking Hostages (05/95 -- 4 pts (15th))
Oob is Tasty with Ketchup (12/02 -- 3 pts (40th))
Oops.... Josh Lawton Did It Again (12/00 -- 2 pts (35th))
Open Angle Bracket (12/01 -- 2 pts (26th))
Opie Gets Deep-Throated (05/91 -- 2 pts (29th))
Opus (12/85 -- 3 pts (43rd))
The Original Wackos (12/85 -- 11 pts (31st))
Orson (12/95 -- 12 pts (15th))
OTB (05/76 -- 85 pts (14th), 12/76 -- 4 pts (38th))
Otis (05/90 -- 3 pts (19th))
Our Feet Hurt, with Destiny (12/01 -- 28 pts (15th))
The Owls (05/84 -- ? pts (?))
Oxygen Is For Losers (12/90 -- RAN)
Oxygen is For Losers (05/90 -- 328 pts (1st))
Oy, Hey, My Jews Went Home (12/02 -- 4 pts (34th))
P
The P (05/77 -- 14 pts (25th))
P-50,584 (12/01 -- 1 pt (34th))
P.T.P.'ers (Prime Time Players in ESPNspeak) (05/91 -- 41 pts (10th))
Pac-Man Ate a Cherry, But It Was Only Worth 100 Points (05/00 -- 255 pts (4th), 12/00 -- 22 pts (17th))
Paddington Bitch (05/98 -- 4 pts (31st))
Pail and Shovel (12/78 -- 52 pts (12th))
Pain (12/83 -- 85 pts (12th))
Palace of Pleasure (12/78 -- 4 pts (26th))
Pan-Galactic Gargleblasters (05/87 -- 8 pts (26th))
Panda Phone Sex (12/01 -- 2 pts (26th))
Pandora's Box (12/78 -- 1 pt (32nd))
The Pant'em Menace (12/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
Papa Charlie's Presents the Jeffrey Dahmer Sandwich (12/91 -- 2 pts (20th))
Pard's (12/76 -- 25 pts (21st))
Parliament-Funkadelic (12/00 -- 2 pts (35th))
Parsley, Rosemary and Thyme (12/92 -- 243 pts (5th), 05/93 -- 134 pts (8th))
Part IV's Nose Dive (or 6:00 Dive is Cheap) (12/02 -- 2 pts (42nd))
Pasty Wuss (05/01 -- 2 pts (33rd))
Paul and Mike Bunnyman Wish They Were Here (12/93 -- 6 pts (13th))
Paul Anka Fights Nazis on the Moon (05/97 -- 2 pts (16th))
Paul for Pope (12/88 -- 4 pts (18th))
Peer Gynt Suite (05/84 -- ? pts (?))
Penguin's Navel (12/83 -- 31 pts (19th))
Penn 15 (01/05 -- 264 pts (2nd))
Pentecostals in Heat (05/87 -- 95 pts (12th))
The Penultimate Mohican (05/96 -- 249 pts (4th))
The Penultimate Supper (12/96 -- 300 pts (4th))
People As Far Away As Humanly Possible From Jon Young (12/93 -- 2 pts (15th))
People in Ted's Room (05/85 -- 7 pts (25th))
People Know Dom Grillo (12/89 -- ? pts (?))
People On the Air Need to Stop Being Funny (05/98 -- 1 pt (67th))
People Sitting 1,047 Miles from Dom Grillo (12/02 -- 4 pts (34th))
People Sitting as Far as is Humanly Possible from Jon Young (05/94 -- 5 pts (15th))
People Sitting Near Dom Grillo (05/93 -- 6 pts (14th))
People Sitting Next to Dom Grillo (12/97 -- < 20 pts (?))
People Trying to Get Away from Dom Grillo (12/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
People Who Drove Dom Grillo Here (05/99 -- < 10 pts (?))
People Who Fear Dom Grillo (05/02 -- 2 pts (35th))
People Who Have Located Dom Grillo (05/03 -- 2 pts (40th))
People Who Have No Idea Where Dom Grillo Is (05/03 -- 2 pts (40th))
Pervy Elf Fanciers (12/02 -- 2 pts (42nd))
Pervy Fancy Hobbitters (01/04 -- 1 pt (44th))
Pervy Hobbit Fanciers (12/02 -- 4 pts (34th))
The Phantom Hype (05/99 -- 70 pts (10th))
The Phantom Menace (12/98 -- 0 pts (66th))
Phasers Have Been Stunned (12/96 -- 1 pt (29th))
Phasers on Stun (05/81 -- 245 pts (1st), 05/83 -- 292,000 pts (1st), 12/83 -- RAN, 05/84 -- 264 pts (3rd), 05/85 -- 277 pts (3rd), 12/85 -- 188 pts (5th), 12/86 -- 228 pts (5th), 05/87 -- 238 pts (4th), 12/87 -- 271 pts (5th), 05/88 -- ? pts (5th), 05/89 -- 275 pts (4th), 05/90 -- 306 pts (3rd))
Phasers on Stun: The Next Generation (05/91 -- 321 pts (1st), 12/91 -- RAN, 05/92 -- 263 pts (1st), 12/92 -- RAN)
Phasers on Wesley (05/91 -- 6 pts (20th))
Phil D. Grave (12/94 -- 1 pt (23rd))
Phil Walsh's Beta Ball Date (05/83 -- 15,000 pts (17th))
Phil Walsh's Cocaine Connection (05/84 -- ? pts (?))
Phil Walsh's Left Hand (05/84 -- ? pts (?))
Phil Walsh's Mother (05/84 -- ? pts (?))
Phil Walsh's Nasal Membranes (05/87 -- 20 pts (18th))
Phil Walsh's Right Hand (05/84 -- 103 pts (11th))
Phil, You've Changed (05/87 -- 4 pts (35th))
Philosopher Kings (12/86 -- 1 pt (31st))
Phineas J. Whoopie's 3-D Blackboard (12/82 -- 141 pts (6th))
Phlegm (05/81 -- 1 pt (28th))
Pig and Elephant DNA Just Don't Splice (12/97 -- < 20 pts (?))
The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything (05/03 -- 46 pts (15th))
Pix! (05/81 -- 5 pts (25th))
Plant Corn Early (12/85 -- 39 pts (22nd))
Plato's Fury (12/97 -- 49 pts (9th))
Play It Again, Sam (05/84 -- ? pts (?))
Play Kiss, Or We Kill the Queen (12/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
Play More Joe Walsh! (05/92 -- 23 pts (13th))
Play MORE King Missile (12/95 -- 1 pt (30th))
Play to Quit and I'll Hug You (05/92 -- 2 pts (38th))
Play To Win and I'll Kill You (12/91 -- "305" pts (2nd))
Please Don't Shoot the Violist (12/01 -- 289 pts (2nd))
Please Help Me, I'm Short and Have No Hair (12/00 -- 2 pts (35th))
Please Kill Me (05/02 -- 2 pts (35th))
Please Pity the Piccolists (12/01 -- 3 pts (23rd))
Plunger II: There Will be No One To Stop Us This Time (05/97 -- 212 pts (6th))
Pokemon Did a Bad, Bad Thing (12/99 -- 11 pts (17th))
Pokemon Labolatory (05/99 -- 287 pts (1st), 12/99 -- RAN)
Pol Pot (05/96 -- 141 pts (7th))
Polish Plot (05/87 -- 5 pts (29th))
Poor Bastard (05/89 -- ? pts (?))
Pork (12/76 -- 102 pts (12th))
Pregnant Woman Struck by Lightning... Now Electric Baby Lights Bulbs by Touch (05/05 -- 113 pts (17th))
Prepare yourself, hideous creature of meat and hair! Your incredible love adventure begins now! (05/05 -- 123.5 pts (13th))
The Price is Wrong, Bitch! (12/99 -- 3 pts (30th))
Professor Chinkeli and the Homologies (05/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
Professor Plum (12/76 -- 2 pts (41st))
Proletarian Chicks in Bondage (05/87 -- 10 pts (24th))
Pros from Dover (05/80 -- RAN)
Prospect Is No Longer Spread-Eagled (05/99 -- < 10 pts (?))
Prospect Kinks (12/80 -- 78 pts (11th))
Prune (05/95 -- 1 pt (32nd))
Psuedopods of Communication (12/92 -- 181 pts (8th))
Psychiatric Help 5 Cents (12/01 -- 92 pts (7th))
Psychological Rapists (05/80 -- 13 pts (20th))
Psychos (12/92 -- 180 pts (9th))
PTG (05/76 -- 153 pts (9th), 12/76 -- 74 pts (15th), 05/77 -- 113 pts (10th), 12/77 -- 64 pts (10th), 05/78 -- 97 pts (12th), 12/78 -- 76 pts (9th), 05/79 -- 98 pts (13th), 05/80 -- 125 pts (7th), 12/80 -- 77 pts (12th), 05/81 -- 138 pts (12th))
The Purpose of the Military Is To Kill People and To Break Things (05/93 -- 314 pts (1st), 12/93 -- RAN)
Put Gear in Ass (05/98 -- 6 pts (24th))
Putrid Cabbage of Destiny (05/95 -- 2 pts (20th))
The Python Team is Not Dead Yet (12/98 -- 1 pt (66th))
Q
Quality of Footwear (05/87 -- 2 pts (41st))
Quang's Own Nightmare (12/02 -- 2 pts (42nd))
A Question of Foreskin (05/87 -- 18 pts (19th))
Quiffs (05/80 -- 14 pts (19th))
Quiver and Moan (05/91 -- 28 pts (13th))
R
R3g|str|ngz 4 |00z0rz (05/05 -- 2 pts (34th))
Rabbi Reborn (12/78 -- 1 pt (32nd))
Rabid Crocodiles on Valium (12/02 -- 168 pts (9th))
Rachel Barenblat Is Stranded on Pluto (05/02 -- 2 pts (35th))
Raisin Bran (05/83 -- 1,000 pt (30th))
Rall (12/85 -- 59 pts (16th))
Ralph the One-Point Drama (05/92 -- 2 pts (38th))
Ralph the Wonder Llama (12/88 -- 230 pts (2nd))
Rayguns (12/88 -- 3 pts (21st))
Read My Lips, Make My Day, Eat Quiche, and Die (05/98 -- 214 pts (7th))
Real Kittens Sing 20 Holiday Classics! (12/98 -- 1 pt (66th))
The Really Really Really Really Good Looking Team (12/02 -- 225 pts (3rd))
The Rebbles (05/80 -- 29 pts (14th))
Rectal Bunny (05/95 -- 2 pts (20th))
Recycle the Score Sheets (05/00 -- 2 pts (23rd))
Red Flag (12/76 -- 6 pts (31st))
Red Hot Wolf Nipple Chips (12/97 -- < 20 pts (?), 05/98 -- 2 pts (39th), 12/98 -- 2 pts (39th), 12/99 -- 1 pt (44th))
Red-Hot Wolf Nipple Chips (12/02 -- 4 pts (34th))
Reduces a Mouse to a Souplike Homogenate in 0.3 Seconds (12/99 -- 295 pts (2nd))
Release the Weasel (12/95 -- 2 pts (23rd))
Renee's Tool (05/83 -- 7,000 pts (22nd))
Renegade Nurses from the Planet Sphincter (12/85 -- 1 pt (53rd), 05/87 -- 8 pts (26th))
Reports of Our Demise Have Not Been Exaggerated (05/97 -- 187 pts (8th))
Resistance is Futile (12/94 -- 201 pts (4th))
The Rest on Gift Certificate (12/83 -- 250 pts (2nd))
The Revenge of Bob Ross (05/05 -- 44 pts (22nd))
Rich Flynn -- the Magic 8-Ball Says It Will Be So (12/98 -- 1 pt (66th))
Rich Flynn Has Not Been Struck in Over a Fortnight (05/02 -- 2 pts (35th))
Rich Flynn is a Pasty Mama's Boy (12/98 -- 1 pt (66th))
Rich Flynn is a Soft, Mewly Water-Eyed Little Mama's Boy (12/97 -- 25 pts (11th))
Rich Flynn? (05/01 -- 1 pt (51st))
Richard Flynn is a Tearing, Mewling, Watery-Eyed Mama's Boy (05/03 -- 2 pts (40th))
Ricky Schroeder in a Blender (05/84 -- ? pts (?))
Ride Me Woo Woo (12/86 -- 84 pts (15th))
Ride of the Valkyries (Daa-daa-daa-DAA-dum) (12/01 -- 25 pts (17th))
Ring Goes On, Ring Goes Off (01/05 -- 212 pts (5th))
Roast Beast (12/88 -- 61 pts (12th))
Rock Lobster (05/80 -- 20 pts (16th))
Rocky Mountain Oysters (12/85 -- 162 pts (9th))
Roddy Piper is God (12/91 -- 2 pts (20th))
Roger Clemens is a Pussy (12/01 -- 7 pts (20th), 05/02 -- 14 pts (24th), 12/02 -- 29 pts (17th), 01/04 -- 11 pts (27th))
Romulan Ale Will No Longer Be Served at Diplomatic Functions (12/91 -- 221 pts (6th))
Round Up the Usual Suspects (05/84 -- 316 pts (2nd))
Rubber Chicken...... (05/92 -- 11 pts (17th))
RudeCider (05/01 -- 5 pts (26th))
Rule 6.1 (12/02 -- 275 pts (2nd))
Rule 6.2 (05/05 -- 292.5 pts (2nd))
Rule Fix (05/92 -- 4 pts (27th))
Rule Six (12/83 -- 265 pts (1st), 05/84 -- RAN)
Rule Six 2K (12/99 -- 58 pts (8th))
A Rump Shaker of Epic Proportions (12/98 -- 14 pts (17th))
Runners (12/76 -- 2 pts (41st))
S
S.S. Pharaohs (05/77 -- 0 pts (35th))
Saccus Milibus Irriatorum (bad Latin for "A Sack of Angry Badgers") (12/98 -- 247 pts (6th))
The Saddest of All Keys (12/02 -- 0 pts (80th))
Sage A (12/83 -- 122 pts (7th), 12/91 -- 28 pts (11th))
Sage B Shmoos (05/85 -- 57 pts (15th))
Sage D 20 (12/88 -- 1 pt (30th))
Sage Ducks (12/83 -- 73 pts (14th))
Sage Evil (12/88 -- 4 pts (18th))
Sage F (12/99 -- 9 pts (20th), 12/01 -- 119 pts (6th))
The Salmon Mousse (05/97 -- 216 pts (5th))
Salted Nut Roll, King Size with Cream (05/03 -- 159 pts (4th))
Sammy's Eye Will Never Rot (05/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
Sands in the Hourglass (05/85 -- 48 pts (16th))
A Sandwich Is a Sandwich, But a Des-Wich Is a Meal (05/93 -- 10 pts (12th))
Sandy Needs a Friggin' Job (12/99 -- 4 pts (27th))
Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Man-Friendly Lesbian (05/98 -- 30 pts (13th))
Santa's Little Secret Service (12/95 -- 211 pts (4th))
Satan and the Schoolgirl (12/02 -- 2 pts (42nd))
Satan's Jizz Pups (05/88 -- ? pts (?))
Satan's Monkey Boner (05/94 -- 1 pt (24th))
Satan's Puppies (12/88 -- 73 pts (11th), 05/89 -- ? pts (?))
Scatalogical Palindromes (12/93 -- 85 pts (9th))
Scatalogical Society (12/76 -- 47 pts (17th), 05/77 -- 106 pts (13th))
Science Geeks Pulling All-Nighters in Chem Building (05/89 -- ? pts (?))
Score Inflation at Williams Has Reached Trivia (05/00 -- 1 pt (38th))
Scott and Howard Deserve to Get Their Goldfish Drown (05/00 -- 2 pts (23rd))
Scott Canty Can Kiss My Ass (12/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
Scott Canty Gets His Kicks Above the Waistline, Baby (12/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
Scott Canty is a Mewling Little Mama's Boy (12/00 -- 2 pts (35th))
Scott Canty is a Mewling, Watery-Eyed Mama's Boy (12/99 -- 15 pts (13th))
Scott Canty is a Soft, Mewly, Watery-Eyed Little Momma's Boy (12/98 -- 4 pts (33rd))
Scott Canty is Dead, But His Gourd Lives On (12/98 -- 6 pts (27th), 05/99 -- < 10 pts (?))
Scott Canty is Not Only a Sally, He is Also Not Punctual (05/01 -- 2 pts (33rd))
Scott Canty is Phil Gramm's Bitch (12/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
Scott Canty Transcends Sally Much As Cher Transcends Old (12/02 -- 2 pts (42nd))
Scott Canty, Make Your Way to the Small Intestine; There You Will Seek Out the Sparrow Prince (12/02 -- 2 pts (42nd))
Scott Lenny in Bed (05/87 -- 4 pts (35th))
Scrambled Debutante (05/88 -- ? pts (4th))
Scrambled Eggs (12/78 -- 23 pts (15th), 05/80 -- 123 pts (8th))
Scratching Irritates It (05/02 -- 6 pts (29th))
Screaming Ball (05/92 -- 63 pts (9th))
Screaming Vixens (05/96 -- 2 pts (11th))
Screaming Women of the Avocado Jungle (12/92 -- 221 pts (7th))
Scrotum (05/78 -- 4 pts (26th))
Scuba Rabbi (05/95 -- 2 pts (20th), 12/95 -- 1 pt (30th))
The Scuds (05/91 -- 38 pts (11th))
Sea of Green Phlegm (12/93 -- 2 pts (15th))
Secret Santas (05/83 -- 8,000 pts (21st))
See my Sherbet (12/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
Seth Brown is a funny man, but is he a funny woman? (05/05 -- 16 pts (28th))
Seth is Dumb (01/04 -- 1 pt (44th))
Seven Grams is Not Enough (12/85 -- 43 pts (20th))
Sex (05/01 -- 1 pt (51st))
Sgt. O'Hara's Lunatic Fringe (12/83 -- 107 pts (9th))
Shallow End of The Gene Pool (12/93 -- 176 pts (5th))
Shave My Legs with a Bowie Knife (12/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
Shawna's Late (12/92 -- 224 pts (6th))
She Didn't Marry Your Penis (12/96 -- 2 pts (18th))
She's No Fun, She Fell Right Over (05/96 -- 7 pts (10th))
Sherman and Peabody (12/85 -- 125 pts (11th))
Shiny Happy Tupperware of Doom (12/93 -- 186 pts (4th))
Shoehorn with Teeth (12/98 -- 1 pt (66th))
Shoot First, Seek to Understand Later (05/95 -- 2 pts (20th))
Shoot Me, Stuff Me, Mount Me (05/97 -- 244 pts (4th))
Short Cocks and I (12/83 -- 7 pts (28th))
Shroedinger's Cat (12/86 -- 1 pt (31st))
Shut Up, Steve's Not Dead (12/98 -- 1 pt (66th))
Shyster Savings & Loan (12/76 -- 46 pts (19th))
Sickly, Pasty-Looking People Who Probably Live in the BBQ (05/93 -- 3 pts (16th))
Sideshow Bob (12/95 -- 102 pts (11th))
Sidney Bridge Club (05/85 -- 4 pts (30th))
Signed Jim Rice (12/78 -- 2 pts (31st))
Silly Me, That's Not the Talking End (05/88 -- ? pts (1st), 12/88 -- RAN)
Silly Women Who Can't Tell Whizzo Butter from a Dead Crab (12/94 -- 1 pt (23rd))
Simon the Elephant (12/76 -- 1 pt (48th))
The Simple Joys of a Monkey Knife Fight (05/02 -- 1 pt (69th))
Sinusoidal Tupperware with Gumption (05/94 -- 239 pts (2nd))
Sleeping Phlegm (12/82 -- 32 pts (17th))
Sliced Bread (12/76 -- 19 pts (22nd), 05/78 -- 52 pts (15th))
Slippery When Wet (05/88 -- ? pts (?))
SLO (05/78 -- 1 pt (31st))
Sloths (05/84 -- ? pts (?))
Slow Children at Play (12/94 -- 179 pts (7th))
Small Mexican Chihuahua (05/98 -- 4 pts (31st))
A Small Tribe of Aborigines Who Worship Dom Grillo (05/95 -- 3 pts (19th))
Smedley Terrace (12/82 -- 261 pts (1st), 05/83 -- RAN)
The Smell of 1,000 Dungworms Mating in the Noonday Sun (12/01 -- 3 pts (23rd))
Smells Like Yo' Mama (05/92 -- 185 pts (6th))
Smiling Jack Sawyer's Hole (12/76 -- 5 pts (32nd))
Smith, Wesson, and Me (12/85 -- 4 pts (39th))
Snappy Little Freak (05/02 -- 2 pts (35th))
Snood-Wearing Buccaneers (05/01 -- 20 pts (16th))
Snowflake Mame-- ? (05/92 -- 1 pt (48th))
Snowman (05/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
So Many Cats, So Few Recipes (05/01 -- 231 pts (4th))
So Much for the 84-Year Breathing Streak (12/98 -- 5 pts (29th))
The Sofa Kings (best frosh team) (05/98 -- 243 pts (6th))
Some Call Me Tim (12/85 -- 14 pts (28th))
Someday All This Will Be Yours (12/92 -- 264 pts (3rd))
Someone Doing Something in a Car (05/92 -- 3 pts (35th))
Someone is Using the Pus Line for Phone Sex (12/01 -- 1 pt (34th))
Something Strange is Afoot at the Circle K (05/89 -- 298 pts (3rd))
Son of Moose Scrotum Lounge (12/82 -- 1 pt (21st))
Son of Whamo (05/76 -- 249 pts (3rd))
Son of Wingnuts (12/76 -- 119 pts (10th))
Son, You've Got a Panty on Your Head (12/89 -- ? pts (1st), 05/90 -- RAN)
The Sons of Abraham (05/92 -- 10 pts (20th))
A Sort of Pleasant, Genial Mantis That's Given Up Preying and Taken Up Tennis Instead (05/02 -- 9 pts (27th))
Soulless Minions of Orthodoxy (12/97 -- < 20 pts (?), 05/01 -- 99 pts (7th))
South Park Cows (12/98 -- 1 pt (66th))
Spam (05/76 -- 243 pts (4th), 12/76 -- 205 pts (4th), 12/77 -- ? pts (11th))
A Spasm of Raspberry Cream and Beer (12/92 -- 250 pts (4th))
SPECTRE (05/79 -- 102 pts (11th))
Speedball Blowjob (05/01 -- 80 pts (8th))
Spencer House (12/73 -- 74 pts (9th))
Spiny Norman (05/80 -- 168 pts (5th))
Squeaky Rubber Communists (05/03 -- 5 pts (29th))
Squeal Like a Pig (12/85 -- 2 pts (45th))
Squishy Cow (12/98 -- 48 pts (13th))
The Stag Ran (12/83 -- 3 pts (31st))
Stagger In (12/83 -- 1 pt (35th))
Stanley Wurlitzer (05/78 -- 5 pts (21st))
Stella Deluza (12/83 -- 30 pts (20th))
Steve Loves Sarah (12/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
Steve Shapiro's New Camero (12/85 -- 6 pts (38th))
Steve's Mom is No Longer Glorious (12/02 -- 0 pts (80th))
Stewball (05/81 -- 3 pts (26th))
Still Holding the Damned Anchovies (12/01 -- 26 pts (16th))
Still Looking for a Frog Prince (from France) (12/95 -- 2 pts (23rd))
Still Thinking About Dom Grillo Propositioning People in the Rathskellar (01/04 -- 2 pts (31st))
Sting Me, Wasp Boy (05/98 -- 1 pt (67th))
Stop - Pay Troll (05/93 -- 10 pts (12th))
Strangers in the Night, Exchanging Coffins (05/98 -- 15 pts (18th))
Strider (05/96 -- 1 pt (12th))
Strinpling Something (05/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
Structured Dissident (12/78 -- 4 pts (26th))
Stu (12/86 -- 6 pts (23rd))
Study Yak Yak (05/78 -- 11 pts (20th))
Stuffed with Pastries and Drunk with Power (01/04 -- 103 pts (14th))
Stupid Is Dead (05/77 -- 88 pts (14th))
Stupid Ring. Stupid Quest. Stupid Fellowship. (12/02 -- 4 pts (34th))
Sublime Ferrets Are in My Underpants (12/97 -- 244 pts (3rd))
Subtle Plans Are Here Again (12/00 -- 284 pts (3rd))
Successful Grillo Insertions (05/96 -- 1 pt (12th))
Suck That Lozenge! (05/95 -- 4 pts (15th))
Sue and Dan (05/83 -- 1,000 pt (30th))
Suffering Ardea (12/92 -- 81 pts (11th))
Suffering Bastards (05/83 -- 5,000 pts (24th))
Suicide for Beginners (12/96 -- 280 pts (5th))
The Summits (12/83 -- 49 pts (17th))
Supa Dupa Pupa Spy (05/05 -- 26 pts (26th))
A Super-Intelligent Shade of the Color Blue (12/85 -- 209 pts (4th))
Support Our Troops (01/05 -- 137 pts (7th))
Sure (12/86 -- 99 pts (14th))
Swear to God, We Eviscerate with Love (05/96 -- 1 pt (12th))
The Sweaty Enemas (12/83 -- 119 pts (8th))
The Sweetest Supergroup Evah! (05/01 -- 2 pts (33rd))
Swing for the Light, Joe (12/98 -- 1 pt (66th))
Sympathetic asymetric over-jiggled phantom boobs (05/05 -- 8 pts (32nd))
Symphony of the Damned (12/01 -- 60 pts (11th))
T
Take Me, Dear God, But Save Michael Jackson (12/95 -- 10 pts (16th))
The Taking of Marni Nixon 1-2-3 (12/91 -- 1 pt (28th))
Tall Willy at Walcott's (12/85 -- 2 pts (45th))
Target 911 (05/85 -- 8 pts (22nd))
Tasmanian Tree-Biters of the North (05/91 -- 12 pts (16th), 12/91 -- 16 pts (12th), 05/92 -- 16 pts (14th), 05/94 -- 24 pts (11th), 12/94 -- 2 pts (17th), 05/95 -- 74 pts (10th), 12/95 -- 23 pts (14th), 05/96 -- 20 pts (8th), 12/96 -- 2 pts (18th), 05/97 -- 6 pts (15th), 12/97 -- < 20 pts (?), 05/98 -- 22 pts (15th), 12/98 -- 14 pts (17th), 05/99 -- < 10 pts (?), 12/99 -- 8 pts (22nd), 12/00 -- 45 pts (12th), 05/01 -- 20 pts (16th), 12/01 -- 57 pts (12th), 05/02 -- 136 pts (11th))
Tasmanian Treebiters of the North (12/02 -- 18 pts (21st))
The Tasmanian Treebiters of the North (01/04 -- 127 pts (11th))
The Tasmanian Treebiters of the North! (05/05 -- 67.5 pts (19th))
The Taste of Golden Spray (05/98 -- 4 pts (31st))
Tastes Like Turtles (12/98 -- 216 pts (9th), 05/99 -- 216 pts (6th))
Team Barking Spider (12/01 -- 6 pts (22nd))
Team Brocksta (05/92 -- 197 pts (5th))
Team Broxda (12/91 -- 129 pts (9th))
Team Discovery Zone (05/99 -- 84 pts (9th))
The Team Formerly Known as Prince (12/96 -- 188 pts (8th))
Team Plunger (12/96 -- 178 pts (9th))
Team Speed (01/04 -- 13 pts (26th))
Team Sputnik (12/99 -- 53 pts (9th))
Team Squishy Cow (12/99 -- 79 pts (7th), 05/00 -- 2 pts (23rd), 05/01 -- 9 pts (23rd), 12/01 -- 75 pts (9th), 05/02 -- 146 pts (10th), 12/02 -- 155 pts (10th), 05/03 -- 30 pts (17th), 05/05 -- 191 pts (6th))
The Team That Says "Ni!" (05/95 -- 77 pts (9th))
Ted and Elizabeth Benson of Durham, North Carolina (05/98 -- 26 pts (14th))
Ted Benson and Friends in Durham, NC (05/94 -- 1 pt (24th))
Ted's on His Back in Durham, NC, and Boy, Is He Annoyed (05/91 -- 4 pts (23rd))
Teddy Buffo (05/98 -- 6 pts (24th))
Telescopes Silhouetted Pristinely Against the Devil (05/92 -- 132 pts (8th))
Tell Me You're One of Those People Who Thinks That Because a Drop of Water Fell on the Ocean 10,000 Years Ago and a Butterfly Farted in India That We're Here Now Drinking Coffee That Tastes Like Goat Piss... (05/01 -- 2 pts (33rd))
Temporary Paralysis (05/83 -- 0 pts (32nd))
Terry (12/85 -- 22 pts (25th))
Testosterone (12/83 -- 24 pts (22nd))
Thank Goodness Chris Warren Didn't Write Any Of These Boni (05/01 -- 2 pts (33rd))
Thank You, Antonio (05/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
Thankfully, Men Have No Biological Need for Nipples (12/02 -- 193 pts (6th))
That Distended, Bloated Feeling (12/95 -- 1 pt (30th))
That Man is Successful Who Has Lived Well, Laughed Often, and Loved Much, That Has Known the Respect of the Intelligent Man and the Love of Children (01/04 -- 1 pt (44th))
That Was an Awesome Intro (01/04 -- 2 pts (31st))
That Wry Smile.... That Mischievous Grin.... It Could Only Be Bob Hoskins (12/00 -- 2 pts (35th))
That Yoda Has Funky Hair (05/99 -- < 10 pts (?))
That's a Fucking Dead Alien (12/97 -- < 20 pts (?))
That's OUR Molasses Question (05/98 -- 1 pt (67th))
There Can Be No Dialogue with Fungus (05/89 -- 306 pts (2nd))
There is No More Cinnamon Orc (01/04 -- 2 pts (31st))
There'll Be No Blaming Mother Tonight! (05/94 -- 239 pts (2nd))
There's a Crisis in My Pants (12/94 -- 10 pts (11th))
There's Nothing Like Urinating in the Open Air (05/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
There's Nothing Worse Than Half Dead Racht (05/94 -- 195 pts (6th))
Thermo Student in Flames (12/86 -- 38 pts (18th))
A Thermos of Phlegm (05/93 -- 283 pts (2nd))
These Hints Suck (05/00 -- 2 pts (23rd))
These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty (05/03 -- 88 pts (10th))
They Don't Have Any Buoyancy (05/87 -- 4 pts (35th))
They Killed Sadru (05/98 -- 1 pt (67th))
They Look Absurd Together (05/85 -- 110 pts (12th), 05/87 -- 5 pts (29th))
They Look Pretty Cute Spread-Eagled (05/91 -- 185 pts (8th))
They Shoot Marni Nixon, Don't They? (12/91 -- 1 pt (28th))
They Won't Catch Us, We're on a Mission from God (05/02 -- 2 pts (35th))
The Thin Red Line (12/94 -- 168 pts (8th))
Third Annual Costa Rican Volcanos (12/88 -- 1 pt (30th))
Thirsty Goat Blowers (12/01 -- 172 pts (4th))
This Calls for Some Divine Intervention (12/96 -- 4 pts (14th))
This is a Really Dumb Team Name (05/99 -- < 10 pts (?))
This is Des' 2.1 Millionth Contest (12/02 -- 0 pts (80th))
This is Fun, But I've Got an Invasive Vaginal Exam to Get To (05/03 -- 140 pts (6th))
'This Is Not Related to the Question' is a Crappy Subrealm (05/00 -- 2 pts (23rd))
This Is Really the First Action Bonus (05/02 -- 1 pt (69th))
This Must Be Where Pies Go To Die (05/90 -- 288 pts (4th))
This Question Can Suck My Butt (05/99 -- 19 pts (12th))
This Time We Won't Get Drunk and Question Our Sexuality (05/97 -- 1 pt (22nd))
A Thousand Points of Light (12/88 -- 160 pts (6th))
Three Watusis and a Thumper (12/96 -- 279 pts (6th))
Throbbing Pythons of Love (05/84 -- ? pts (?))
throw alanis morrisette from a building splat (12/97 -- < 20 pts (?))
Tiny Open-Faced Sandwiches (12/82 -- 23 pts (18th), 05/83 -- 110,000 pts (12th))
Tironic Levilegists (purportedly translates from the Latin as "gatherers of useless information") (12/80 -- 210 pts (5th))
Tironic Leviligists (05/81 -- 209 pts (5th))
Toby, Invisible (01/04 -- 2 pts (31st))
Today You Remind Me of a Small Mexican Chihuahua (12/98 -- 5 pts (29th))
Toe Cheese Evangelists (05/94 -- 2 pts (19th))
Tony Fullers (12/86 -- 12 pts (20th))
Tony The Tiger (05/87 -- 6 pts (28th))
Tornado Alley (05/03 -- 18 pts (20th))
Toys--? (05/92 -- 3 pts (35th))
Trans-Gendered Reindeer Comma Heath Dill Is. (12/02 -- 5 pts (29th))
TRB Street Gang (12/86 -- 2 pts (28th))
Tree Hating Luddites (05/05 -- 2 pts (34th))
Trees Without a Purpose (05/93 -- 4 pts (15th))
Trinity Dies in #3; Enjoy (05/03 -- 2 pts (40th))
"Trivia is Love" (05/98 -- 38 pts (10th))
Trivial Minds (12/78 -- 13 pts (18th))
Trotsky, If You're Taking the 7 AM Dive, We're Hunting You Down and Killing You (05/03 -- 2 pts (40th))
Trotsky, If You're Taking the 7:00 am Dive, We're Going to Kill You (01/04 -- 2 pts (31st))
Trotsky, If You're Taking the 7:30 Dive Now, We Will Find You and Kill You! (05/02 -- 4 pts (33rd))
Trotsky, If You're Taking the 7:30 Dive, We're Going to Come Over There and Kill You. (12/02 -- 2 pts (42nd))
Tu w/ no (12/87 -- 162 pts (10th))
Tuna Harpoon (05/92 -- 6 pts (23rd))
Tuned To The Frequency Of Evil (05/01 -- 54 pts (12th))
The Turkey of Our Affliction (12/94 -- 11 pts (10th))
Turtle Wax (12/87 -- 261 pts (6th))
Twelve O'Clock High (12/76 -- 156 pts (8th), 05/77 -- 167 pts (7th), 05/78 -- 201 pts (5th), 12/78 -- 178 pts (3rd))
Two Shams of a Disgrace of a Travesty of an Outrage, Sauteed in Wrong Sauce (01/04 -- 192 pts (7th))
Two to Beam Up, Scotty (05/83 -- 4,000 pts (26th))
Tycho Brahe's Shooty Babbitt's Memorial Philly Late Show (05/81 -- 153 pts (11th))
U
U. Washboard (05/77 -- 2 pts (29th))
Ugly Bags of Mostly Water (12/93 -- 2 pts (15th))
Uluating Eliamosinary New York Times Correction Society (12/95 -- 190 pts (5th))
Unadulterated Mayhem for a Good Cause (05/92 -- 244 pts (2nd))
Uncle Doobie, Goodtime Slim, and the Great Frisco Freak-Out (12/95 -- 255 pts (2nd))
Undersea Pottery Co. (12/78 -- 6 pts (24th))
Unemployed in Greenland (12/94 -- 4 pts (14th), 12/95 -- 2 pts (23rd), 05/97 -- 2 pts (16th))
Unemployed in Micronesia (05/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
Unfinished Thesis (05/81 -- 8 pts (24th))
Unholy Union of the Basselope (12/91 -- 233 pts (5th))
Universal Export (05/77 -- 223 pts (4th))
Unlawful Entry (05/95 -- 185 pts (6th))
Use a Pen, Sideshow Bob (05/97 -- 171 pts (9th))
Uvula of Mass Destruction (01/04 -- 49 pts (16th))
V
Vaginal Intercourse (05/03 -- 2 pts (40th))
Vastly Oversexed Swedes (05/93 -- 2 pts (17th))
Vegetarian Beaver (05/92 -- 4 pts (27th))
Veiled Prophet of Corason (12/85 -- 174 pts (6th))
Venezuelan Beaver Cheese (05/87 -- 293 pts (2nd))
Vermin (12/73 -- 48 pts (14th))
Very Old Meat or Very New Cheese (12/97 -- < 20 pts (?))
Very Small Rocks (05/83 -- 280,000 pts (3rd))
Via Vagrants (05/85 -- 7 pts (25th))
Vicious Chicken of Bristol (05/95 -- 257 pts (2nd))
Vildvools (12/76 -- 2 pts (41st))
Vindictive Manipulators (05/85 -- 16 pts (20th))
Violet (05/97 -- 1 pt (22nd))
Viva Ned Flanders! (12/02 -- 59 pts (16th), 05/03 -- 8 pts (25th))
Vote for Tom Stackpole (05/05 -- 2 pts (34th))
Vote Tom Stackpole for Everything (05/03 -- 2 pts (40th))
W
Wa-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha (12/97 -- < 20 pts (?))
Waiting For Ted (12/96 -- 3 pts (16th))
Wake Up, Rich. Next Time We Win, You Damn Well Better Know It! (05/02 -- 2 pts (35th))
Walter J. Zwircon (05/83 -- 288,000 pts (2nd))
War Trek (12/78 -- 12 pts (20th))
Warehouse (05/91 -- 1 pt (32nd))
WARP May Be Winning, But We Have Greg (12/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
The Way-Outs (12/85 -- 2 pts (45th))
Wayback Machine (05/81 -- 157 pts (10th))
Wayne is Really Pissed Off with All This Canadian Shit (05/97 -- 84 pts (11th))
We Accomplish Nothing By Living in Fear of Chuck Woolery (05/00 -- 2 pts (23rd))
We All Know How Painful That Can Be (05/87 -- 274 pts (3rd))
We are Frothing Bones (12/85 -- 2 pts (45th))
We Begin Bombing in Five Minutes (12/86 -- 369 pts (1st), 05/87 -- RAN)
We Came To Take Your Socks and Take 60% of your Dog (05/90 -- 27 pts (15th))
We Don't Have Any Bouncy (05/87 -- 5 pts (29th))
We Don't Want to Slander Anyone on Radio, But I Have Proof That Teon Blows Goats (05/02 -- 2 pts (35th))
We Dug Your Mother Up, Her Skeleton (05/96 -- 1 pt (12th))
We Fell Off the Very Top of the Ugly Tree, and Hit Every Branch on the Way Down (05/95 -- 35 pts (11th))
We Had a Pregnant Geologist, But We're Afraid She Had to Leave in a Hurry (05/00 -- 311 pts (2nd))
We Hate Womyn (12/88 -- 3 pts (21st))
We Have a Wench, and We're Not Afraid to Use Her (05/93 -- 230 pts (5th))
We Have Reached the Limits of What Rectal Probing Can Teach Us (05/00 -- 55 pts (11th))
We Heard Long Team Names Compensate for.... Well, You Know (05/03 -- 10 pts (24th))
We Keep Getting Older, But the Girls on Campus Stay the Same Age (05/00 -- 92 pts (8th), 12/01 -- 3 pts (23rd), 12/02 -- 142 pts (12th), 05/03 -- 2 pts (40th), 01/04 -- 16 pts (24th))
We Keep Getting Older, But the Girls on Campus Stay the Same Age! (05/02 -- 48 pts (17th))
We Make Holes in Teeth (12/96 -- RAN)
We Make Holes in Teeth! (05/96 -- 272 pts (1st))
We Put the "Fun" in "Fundamentalist Dogma" (12/00 -- 2 pts (35th))
We Put the "Yun" in Fun (12/01 -- 1 pt (34th))
We Want Rodney King Action Trivia (05/92 -- 1 pt (48th))
We Want the Garden Weasel (05/05 -- 11 pts (30th))
We Want You Moist, Moist, Moist, Moist, Moist, Moist (05/98 -- 4 pts (31st))
We Were Just Enjoying the Fine Italian Atmosphere When Those FASCISTS Kicked Us Out (01/04 -- 112 pts (12th))
We Who Are About To Rock Salute You (05/01 -- 153 pts (6th))
We Will Bring The Limp And Beaten Body of Bob Barker (05/01 -- 241 pts (3rd))
We Will Hurt You A Lot..... And You Too, Devlin (12/97 -- < 20 pts (?))
We will use our powers for AWESOME (05/05 -- 124 pts (12th))
We Win, and We Move It Back Where It Belongs (12/94 -- 2 pts (17th))
We'd Probably Be Dead Now If It Wasn't For Twinkies (05/91 -- 156 pts (9th))
We'll Blow All of You For Ten Extra Points (12/94 -- 0 pts (26th))
We'll Get You Next Time (05/02 -- 2 pts (35th))
We'll Take the Ceramic Dalmation for 200 Dollars (05/87 -- 32 pts (16th))
We're All Aching For Hadyn's Sensuous Carrot (12/92 -- 115 pts (10th))
We're Just a Teenager, a Powerless Former Demon, and Two Big Geeks (05/03 -- 33 pts (16th))
We're Just One Dead Boy Short of a Team (12/97 -- < 20 pts (?))
We're Just One Dog-Faced Boy Short of a Freakshow (12/97 -- 214 pts (6th))
We're Not Entirely Sure Who Dom Grillo Is, But He Has to Be in This Contest (01/04 -- 1 pt (44th))
We're Not in the 8th Dimension, We're Over New Jersey (12/88 -- 123 pts (7th))
We're Not Just Three Guys on a Fishing Trip, We're a Whole Damn Town (05/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
We're on a Mission From God (12/93 -- 167 pts (7th))
We've Bonded Enough (12/94 -- 2 pts (17th))
We've Got a Blind Date with Destiny, and It Looks Like She Just Ordered the Lobster (05/03 -- 157 pts (5th))
We've Got Your Trophy, So Leave a Million in the Graveyard If You Want to See It Again (01/04 -- 138 pts (10th))
We've Thrown More Contests Than You'll Ever Win (05/94 -- 12 pts (12th))
The Weak and Cowardly Have No Place in Shuffleboard (12/94 -- 295 pts (2nd))
Weapon Of Choice (05/01 -- 2 pts (33rd))
Weather Goddesses of Phobos (12/97 -- < 20 pts (?))
The Weiner Dog of Doom (05/97 -- 2 pts (16th))
Welcome to "TRIVIA.... IS.... JERICHO!" (12/00 -- 21 pts (19th))
Well-Hung Mimes (05/95 -- 2 pts (20th))
Whammo Reborn (05/78 -- 155 pts (7th))
Whamo Reborn (12/78 -- 98 pts (6th))
What a Brave Corporate Logo! (05/02 -- 86 pts (14th))
What a Delightful Butler, He's So Violent (12/99 -- 2 pts (33rd))
What Are You, Some Kind of Swede? (12/91 -- 6 pts (14th))
What's Your Vector, Victor? (12/83 -- 10 pts (25th))
When That Fat Kid on 'Dark Angel' Got Shot, a Little Bit of All of Us Died (05/02 -- 2 pts (35th))
When We're Close, and He Smells, It's Like, No Way (05/95 -- 5 pts (13th))
Where Are the Tasmanian Tree-Biters? (05/99 -- < 10 pts (?))
Where the Hell is Rich Flynn (12/02 -- 2 pts (42nd))
White Like Me (05/03 -- 3 pts (39th))
Who Are Those Guys? (05/81 -- 46 pts (17th))
Who Are You Calling a Ho? Untie Me! (05/03 -- 2 pts (40th))
Who the Hell is Jim Bergerac? (05/03 -- 1 pt (62nd))
Why Did Those Seagulls Take My Sister? (12/98 -- 297 pts (2nd))
Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock? (12/98 -- 11 pts (21st))
Why Does the Pus Line Cost $4.95 a Minute? (12/02 -- 1 pt (74th))
Wildlife Waiting to Be Fondled (12/91 -- 277 pts (4th))
Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius (05/85 -- 309 pts (1st), 12/85 -- RAN)
Will Bring You The Bleeding, Battered Body Of Bob Galloway (05/01 -- 3 pts (32nd))
Will Do Action Trivia for Food (12/96 -- 2 pts (18th))
Williams A (12/83 -- 1 pt (35th))
Williams Aardvarks (12/76 -- 12 pts (26th))
Williams D (12/83 -- 26 pts (21st))
Williams E (12/95 -- 4 pts (18th))
Williams F (12/85 -- 7 pts (36th))
Willie the Pimp (05/83 -- 15,000 pts (17th))
Willy A (01/04 -- 42 pts (18th))
The Wind of Spiritual Horniness (01/05 -- 258 pts (3rd))
The Wind of Spiritual Horniness Blows Again (05/05 -- 265 pts (4th))
Wine and Cheese Party (05/83 -- 194,000 pts (6th))
Wingnuts (05/77 -- 175 pts (6th))
Winners, Know This: If Betrayal Had Wanted to Win We Could Have, with Ease (12/02 -- 2 pts (42nd))
Winona (12/02 -- 21 pts (19th))
Wolf Outside the Clinic (12/91 -- 5 pts (16th))
A Woman's Place is in the Captain's Chair (05/95 -- 4 pts (15th))
A Woman, a Jew, Two Blacks and a Cripple (12/83 -- 23 pts (23rd))
Women Mourning for Marcus Cole (12/97 -- < 20 pts (?))
Womyn with a "Y" (12/88 -- 2 pts (24th))
Wonder What Else I'm Repressing? (05/01 -- 1 pt (51st))
A Wooden Leg Named Smith (12/82 -- 68 pts (13th))
Woodstock (12/78 -- 4 pts (26th))
Word.... and a Bigger Boom (05/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
Worker and Parasite (01/05 -- RAN)
The World Is Nothing But Trivia (05/00 -- 3 pts (21st))
A World with Nothing But Shrimp (05/00 -- 57 pts (10th))
Worse Than an Onion Fart (12/95 -- 1 pt (30th))
Would You, Could You, with a Goat? (05/02 -- 65 pts (15th))
A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy (12/85 -- 248 pts (3rd), 05/92 -- 2 pts (38th))
Wu-Tang Forever! (12/99 -- 154 pts (5th))
Y
Ya Wanna Buy a Monkey? (05/95 -- 1 pt (32nd))
Yabba-Dabba-Die-Yi-Yi! (12/92 -- 2 pts (15th))
Yar (05/93 -- 14 pts (11th))
Yes Captain, Gimme Booty (05/02 -- 2 pts (35th))
YES, I Want Cheesy Poofs! (12/97 -- < 20 pts (?))
Yes, Officer, We Do Have the Senator's Permission (05/02 -- 4 pts (33rd))
Yes, Sheep Are Difficult (05/93 -- 2 pts (17th))
Yes, You Can Make Cheese from Human Milk (05/87 -- 159 pts (9th))
Yo Quiero Taco Bell (05/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
Yo, Teapot, Teapot, Yo, Teapot (05/01 -- 1 pt (51st))
Yoo Hoo! Table Monster! (12/91 -- 2 pts (20th))
Yorgey Liberation Front (05/02 -- 2 pts (35th))
Yorglow Winsley and Tom and Brink (01/05 -- 86 pts (13th))
You Can't Get Arrested for Going Up Wayne's Shirt (12/98 -- 1 pt (66th))
You Could Buy a Whole Lotta Mumms (12/01 -- 53 pts (14th))
You Could Get a Flip-Top (05/90 -- 46 pts (13th))
You Could Tickle Me There, Elmo, But You'd Be Sorry (12/96 -- 2 pts (18th))
You Don't Need Pants for the Victory Dance (12/98 -- 2 pts (39th))
You Have Reference Books. You Have the Web. We Have the Library of Congress!! (05/02 -- 2 pts (35th))
You Just Can't Have Too Much Booty Lube (05/03 -- 4 pts (32nd))
You Know About the Problems That I've Been Having Being Tender and Pulpy (05/99 -- < 10 pts (?))
You Son of Bitch, Canty (12/01 -- 2 pts (26th))
You Will Never Have Sex, And If You Do It Will Be Yucky (05/01 -- 2 pts (33rd))
You're Almost Gone, Joe DiMaggio (12/98 -- 32 pts (15th))
You're Like a Woman From a More Genteel Era Who Has Traveled Across Time to Make Me Horny (05/02 -- 2 pts (35th))
You've Got Some Serious-Ass Tender Pulpy Problems (05/99 -- 19 pts (13th))
The Young Demons (12/73 -- 55 pts (11th))
Your Action Trivia Suck (12/97 -- < 20 pts (?))
Your Honor, Let the Record Reflect that She Just Grazed My Johnson (05/02 -- 2 pts (35th))
Your Midsection: That Pandora's Box of Ills and Thrills (05/93 -- 241 pts (4th))
Your Mother Was a Man (12/82 -- 6 pts (20th))
Your Mother's Occipital (12/02 -- 152 pts (11th))
Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun to Be With (12/92 -- 312 pts (1st), 05/93 -- RAN)
Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems (12/85 -- 268 pts (2nd))
Z
Zap! (12/85 -- 17 pts (26th))
Zinba's Sword (12/85 -- 4 pts (39th))
Zionism is Racism, But He Assured Me He Is a Zionist (12/85 -- 9 pts (35th))
Zounds! What Mounds! (05/87 -- 40 pts (15th))