M*A*S*H

We know you've been asking yourself, "Gee, Nehi, where are all the "M*A*S*H" questions?" Well.......uh oh! Choppers!

(These are all from the TV version, by the way.)

Tell us:

1. Who is Col. Potter's favorite author?
   Zane Grey

2. What is the name of Radar's dog in Ottumwa?
   Ranger

3. What officer did Hawkeye make up?
   Captain Tuttle

4. What fake stock did Hawkeye and Trapper con Frank into investing in?
   Pioneer Aviation

5. Whose ID card do all the locals use to get medical attention?
   Kim Luc

6. According to B.J. himself, what does "B.J." mean?
   "Anything you like."

7. Who was the "Chopper Pilot of the Year"?
   Dangerous Dan

8. Where, specifically, did all the stateside relatives gather for the big party organized by B.J.?
   The Hotel Pierre in New York City

9. What is the motto of the 8063rd?
   "We Never Close"

10. How was Klinger finally dressed when MacArthur came to visit?
    As the Statue of Liberty, complete with sparkling torch.

11. Describe the four paintings Col. Potter has done and hung on the wall of his tent. (Hint: none are of horses.)
    Charles with big open mouth; Radar in dress uniform; Klinger as a discus thrower; Potter's own thumb.

12. When Henry left, he and Radar exchanged gifts. Radar gave Henry a key fob; what did Henry give Radar?
    Henry's father's rectal thermometer.