| Quote | Song | Artist |
|---|---|---|
| We’re gonna have a TV Party | TV Party | Black Flag |
| 13 channels of | Nobody Home | Pink Floyd |
| 57 channels and nothin’ on | 57 Channels | Bruce Springsteen |
| Showtime | The Barry Williams Show | Peter Gabriel |
| ABC | ABC | Jackson 5 |
| CBS | Life Is A Rock (But The Radio Rolled Me) | Reunion |
| MTV | Money For Nothing | Dire Straits |
| CMT | Johnny Cash Junkie | Brooks & Dunn |
| TNT | T.N.T. | AC/DC |
| Fox | 20th Century Fox | The Doors |
| CNN | Where Were You (When The World Stopped Turning) | Alan Jackson |
| USA | Party In The USA | Miley Cyrus |
| Animal | Closer | Nine Inch Nails |
| Planet | Space Oddity | David Bowie |
| TV Land | The Magnificent Seven | The Clash |
| The Discovery Channel | The Bad Touch | Bloodhound Gang |
| Spike | Light My Candle | from RENT |
| Oxygen | Love Is Like Oxygen | The Sweet* |
| Flix | Face The Face | Pete Townshend |
| History | Wonderful World | Sam Cooke |
| ESPN | Bed Rock | L’il Wayne |
| Speed | The Distance | Cake |
| Sun… | It’s A Boy | The Who |
| Dance | Safety Dance | Men Without Hats |
| Fox | Fox On The Run | The Sweet* |
| Business | Takin’ Care Of Business | Bachman-Turner Overdrive |
| SyFy | Till Hell Freezes Over | Eminem |
| Chiller | King Of Rock | Run-DMC |
| Nickelodeon | Music, Music, Music | Teresa Brewer |
| Disney | Dizz Knee Land | Dada |
| Boomerang | Year of Tha Boomerang | Rage Against The Machine |
| HBO, The Playboy Channel & Court TV & Lifetime | Couch Potato | Weird Al Yankovic |
| Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off | AM Radio | Everclear |
| Chimes | NBC |
*Yes, I played The Sweet twice. Apologies if it ruined your night.