The Ubernebulous Space Otters of Alpha Centauri

January 18-19, 2007

FINAL SCORES

320 I'm Oxford (dot com) and Friends
266 Des and Dom's Bucket List
256 sage f***in rocks at trivia
251 The cosmonauts were transfixed with wonderment as the sun set -- over the Earth -- there lucklessly, untethered Comrade Todd on fire.
211 Team Shiyanshi
204 By "Chew On" I Meant "Fuck"
195 It runs on juice boxes . . . and broken dreams
191 CHRIS is reetarded
160 Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, anti-fat bastard cream there certainly is not.
157 Mashmellows of non-uniform Density
156 Unintimidating Mixed Greens Salad
142 All-Encompassing Light of the World
135 Kumquat-flavored candlesticks of doom!!!!!
134 BANZJANK 693
121 Mousebat, Follicle, Goosecreature, Ampersand, Spong, Wapcaplet, Looseliver,
118 we are trying to grow facial hair
105 Dick Cheney's Shotgun
88 Sexy Shoeless God Of War
58 Tasmanian Treebiters of the North!
55 Bite My Shiny Metal Ass!
49 Otters and Badgers: The New World Order
38 Spiny Norman
36 BOMO
33 Mr. Skipperdoo
23 Fudgie 2: Ovulate Harder
19 Still Holding the Damned Anchovies & Son
17 Stuck Inside of Forest Hills with the Billsville Blues Again
14 Playing Trivia around the world since 2004
5 Is That a Deku Stick in Your Pocket or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
4 merrrrrrrrrr
4 huzzah
2 Click OK to be kicked in the beanbag
2 One Lapdance Per Child
0 This Room Smells Like a German Porno
0 Mr. Magorium's Wonder Crematorium
0 The Twinkie Made Me Do It
0 Do we not have the party hats of death?
0 Tony Romo's Travel Agency
0 What happens in Trivia stays in Trivia
0 Searching For Bobby Fischer's Headstone
0 Have Some Cheese, Rat!
0 Mexican Gays Are Sneaking Across the Border to Pull the Plug on Our Coma Ladies
0 Marcel Marceau, 1923-2007
0 Those Hookers Were Paid a Lot and They Knew the Risks
0 We use The Google to search The Internets
0 Why Don't You Stretch Your Legs a Little, Madame Bhutto?
0 Just Because Everyone in Musical Theater Has Been Molested, It Does Not Follow That Everyone Who Has Been Molested Enjoys Musical Theater