| 216 | Stink, Stank, Stunk! |
| 210 | Ephraim's Army |
| 209 | Comrade Todd is Having Pop-Pop in the Attic |
| 205 | Fifteen Pounds of Pure Bunny |
| 199 | Broken-hearted-Hoover-fixer-sucker-guy |
| 173 | I'm Storing Fifteen Yorgeys Under My Bed. Take That Lynette and Steve! |
| 158 | Flamboyant front men of berber and laminate |
| 152 | Magical Trevor is Taking the Hobbits to Isengard |
| 148 | Panda Handstands |
| 137 | Little Winged Potatoes |
| 130 | Doofenshmirtz Evil, Inc. |
| 128 | Bermuda CIA |
| 110 | BOMO |
| 110 | Those who will assimilate your ass |
| 98 | Unending Despair |
| 90 | Juicy Juicy Mangoes |
| 87 | The Wages of Cinnamon |
| 56 | Columbus, City of Love |
| 53 | 20 Quid to Bloody Midland Bank |
| 48 | Son of Smatchet |
| 45 | Mortal Outpost of Fucking Mandatory Shit Crap |
| 45 | Banana Skyliners |
| 45 | Did Steve tell you that, perchance? ...hrm. Steve. |
| 44 | Bite My Shiny Metal Ass in the Fortress of Solitude - to the tune of Rock-a-my-Soul |
| 42 | Bloody Smegma |
| 35 | Lieutenant Colonel Buntington Cornhole |
| 32 | What Is Best In Life Is To Crush Your Enemies, To See Them Driven Before You, And To Promote Proper Bicycle Safety |
| 22 | Barack Obama |
| 21 | John McCain |
| 17 | You seem unhappy. I like that. |
| 12 | What's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyways? |
| 2 | Bernd Heinrich |
| 1 | Undersea earthquake hits Guam; could Tonga be next? |
| 0 | Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Meth |
| 0 | The Tasmanian Treebiters of the North! |
| 0 | Never Eat the Calamari at a Bris |
| 0 | Hip-hop-opotamus |