| Person | Hot | Not |
|---|---|---|
| Stephen Dedalus | hand sanitizer | sinks |
| Freud | your mother | his mother |
| FDA | pasteurization | raw milk |
| Ben Cohen | Oreos in Congress | Unilever |
| Yossarian | his job | his job |
| Bill Clinton | smoking | inhaling |
| Le Petit Prince | sheep | roses |
| NYSE | Bulls | Bears |
| J Alfred Prufrock | coffee spoons | peaches |
| Six | Nine | Seven |
| White Queen | six impossible things | early breakfasts |
| Benjamin Braddock | art | plastics |
| Mr Peanut | monocles | gorp |
| Lady Macbeth | Resolve | PediaSure |
| Nicolai Tesla | patents | Thomas Edison |
| Father MacKenzie | darning socks | people |
| Curious George | yellow hats | ennui |
| Pangloss | the best of all possible worlds | autos de fe |
| The Donner Party | California | Utah |
| Wallace | cheese | penguins |
| Samuel Taylor Coleridge | pleasure dome | albatrosses |
| Lance Armstrong | Edgar Allen Poe | USADA |
| Cal Ripken | days off | streaking |
| Chicago Cubs | Sammy Sosa | goats |
| L Frank Baum | William Jennings Bryant | flying monkeys |
| Willy Wonka | oompa loompas | labor unions |
| Phil Knight | waffle irons | Born to Run |
| Dorothy | Cairn terriers | inclement weather |
| Captain Ahab | US Sailing | Greenpeace |
| Lady Macbeth | Resolve | PediaSure |
| Bertrand Russell | Wittgenstein | King of France |
| Jay Gatsby | pool parties | swimming pools |
| Daniel Webster | Dartmouth | Andrew Jackson |