#1
Realm: We're not your mother's trivia team.
Subrealm: "Heh, we said your mother"
Question: What was the first team to gain the privelege of running trivia by winning trivia?
Answer: Morgan
Song: Verve Pipe- The Freshman
#2
Realm: We're not your mother's trivia team.
Subrealm: But we are your strange uncle's!
Question: "Its CERTAINLY not the best movie out there, nor is it the most famous. It is quite possibly the worst, but we don't really know. It does however, have the longest name of any movie I can think of. What is it?"
Answer: "Night of the day of the dawn of the son of the bride of the return of the revenge of the terror of the attack of the evil, mutant, hell-bound, zombified, flesh-eating, sub-humaniod Living Dead Part Four"
Song: Misfits- Monster Mash
#3
Realm: Second Chances
Subrealm: For Ba'athist Officials
Question: "Many people came up with great ideas for the future career of Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, everyone's favourite information minister. What was the first job he was actually offered?"
Answer: "Commentator and analyst for al-Arabiya, a satellite channel based in Dubai, United Arab Emirates."
Song: Talking Heads- Burning Down the House
#4
Realm: Love and Darkness
Subrealm: and my Sidearm
Question: "In addition to a 500 percent increase in the probability of incapacitation, substantial weight reduction, and an effective range of 1000 meters, what feature does the military's new OICW (objective individual combat weapon) include that will make the line soldier feel more comfortable"
Answer: Ergonomic design
Song: Beatles- Happiness is a Warm Gun
#5
Realm: Toys
Subrealm: toys with design flaws
Question: "A toy figure of the robot-like ""Robowaru"" character was recently recalled from distribution in Hong Kong following a complaint. What about the figure prompted the complaint?"
Answer: Two swastikas appeared on the figure's chest
Song: Ace of Base- The Sign
#6
Realm: Stopping Looting
Subrealm: With a Little Help From the Greeks
Question: "Reportedly, in the Dura district of Baghdad, many looters soon began returning their ill-gotten gains in response to a widespread rumor. What was this rumor?"
Answer: A religious edict forbidding the wives of looters from having sex with them.
Song: Bad Religion- Stranger Than Fiction
#7
Realm: Stupid criminals
Subrealm: stupid crimes
Question: In 1997 Janet Dailey got tripped up in online chats and admitted to committing a series of crimes earlier in the decade. She later blamed her bad behavior on a psychological condition. What did she do?
Answer: Plaguerized a rival romance novelists passages
Song: Chris Isaak- Baby did a Bad Bad Thing
#8
Realm: Your honor?
Subrealm: Objection?
Question: The Year: 417 BC. The City: Athens. You're trying a murder. The Defendant's Boetian Slave saw it all. What must you do in order to make his testimony valid?
Answer: Torture him in court.
Song: Britney Spears- I'm a Slave 4U
#9
Realm: Is beast ok?
Subrealm: is beast light?
Question: Only one drink is pure enough in essense for Jack T. Ripper to drink. What is it?
Answer: Pure grain alcohol and rainwater
Song: Nina- 99 Luftballons
#10
Realm: Flowers balloons and happiness
Subrealm: AAH! Death
Question: "After the deaths of several of her children and that of her young husband Percy, Mary Shelley was devastated. After her recovery she kept a memento of her beloved Percy with her. What was the memento"
Answer: "Percy's heart, wrapped in silk"
Song: Flash Girls- Postmortem on our Love
#11
Realm: Unpleasant Ways to Die
Subrealm: Really Unpleasant Ways to Die
Question: "In Kenya recently, a man died while trying to win a reward equivalent to $13 offered by a university student, his friend then died trying to retrieve him, and a third man died trying to rescue the two of them. What was the reward being offered for?"
Answer: Recovering a cellphone that the student had dropped in a latrine; they all died from the fumes.
Song: Dixie Chicks- Goodbye Earl
#12
Realm: Unpleasant Ways to Die
Subrealm: "Well, Not Quite Die"
Question: "This past April, teen-agers playing with a makeshift gun caused it to misfire. When one of them looked into the barrel of the gun to determine the cause, the contents ejected into his face, permanently blinding him. What had been placed in the gun?"
Answer: A frog.
Song: Indigo Girls- Strange Fire
#13
Realm: The Name Game 1
Subrealm: Like a Virgin?
Question: What is Madonna's Real Name?
Answer: Louise Veronica Ciccone
Song: Gene Loves Jezabel - Frozen (Cover)
#14
Realm: The Name Game 2
Subrealm: Mighty Conquerers
Question: What was Gengis Khan's real name?
Answer: Temujin
Song: Creed- Riders on the Storm (cover)
#15
Realm: The Name Game 3
Subrealm: Of all the Gin Joints
Question: WHat was Humphrey Bogart's Real Name?
Answer: Humphrey Bogart
Song: "Song ""The Real Slim Shady,"" Eminem"
#16
Realm: Hell hath no fury
Subrealm: like Gilbert?????
Question: Gilbert. Camille. Andrew. Betsy.
Answer: Hurricanes
Song: Tsueno Imohari- HT
#17
Realm: "Honey, do you think I'm fat?"
Subrealm: enough?
Question: "Sonkajarvi, Finland holds an annual wife-carrying contest in which husbands carry wives though an obstacle course, vying for the fastest time. What is the prize that pushes these determined men onward to the finish line?"
Answer: The man with the fastest time wins his wife's weight in beer.
Song: "Carried Away, Sonic Flood"
#18
Realm: Geography
Subrealm: Mallrats geography
Question: "Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs qualify as the food court. If the Cookie Stand is not part of the food court, what *exactly* is it?"
Answer: """an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking"""
Song:
#19
Realm: things we learned from LoTR
Subrealm: aside from the existence of pervy hobbit fanciers
Question: What discovery do merry and pippin make at the inn of the Prancing Pony?
Answer: It comes in pints
Song: TMBG- Beer Song
#20
Realm: Kinky
Subrealm: if you're jon
Question: How do you perform a Valsalva manuever?
Answer: "Pinch your nostrils shut, blow through your nose."
Song: "Under Pressure, Billy Joel"
#21
Realm: We've got a WHAT on campus?
Subrealm: "And people, like, go there and pray and stuff?"
Question: What is the inscription of Thompson Chapel
Answer: "Brethren, alumni, fellow students, fellow citizens, we are here gathered to lay the corner stone of an edifice that is to be sacred to the worship of Almighty God, to the teaching of Christian Truth, and to the joyful meeting of man with man as sons of the common Father of us all."
Song: The Beatles- Come Together
#22
Realm: Canadians
Subrealm: Canadians with hot wives
Question: "In his 20 seasons in the NHL Wayne Gretzky won nearly every award possible at his position. what is the one major award he never won, and why?"
Answer: "Wayne Gretzky never won the calder trophy as rookie of the year, despite tieing for the league lead in points in his first NHL season. He was ineligible for the award because players with World Hockey Association experience were not considered rookies for the purpose of rookie of the year baloting."
Song: South Park- Blame Canada
#23
Realm: Cryptography
Subrealm: Al-Queda style
Question: Italian police uncovered computer files in a mosque that they think were used by terrorists to transmit messages relating to the September 11 attacks. What were the files?
Answer: Porn
Song: "The Vapors, ""Turnimg Japanese"""
#24
Realm: Four Horsemen
Subrealm: War
Question: How many people have been awarded the U.S. Medal of Honor twice?
Answer: Nineteen
Song: "Scandel, The Warrior"
#25
Realm: Four Horsemen
Subrealm: Pestilence
Question: What are the initial symptoms of Ebola?
Answer: "headache, high fever, muscle pains, stomach cramps, diarrhea, fatigue. Possibly sore throat, hiccups, rash, red and itchy eyes, vomiting blood, bloody diahrrea."
Song: Aerosmith- Rockin' Pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie Flu
#26
Realm: Four Horsemen
Subrealm: Famine
Question: What is the name of the fungus which caused the Irish Potato Famine of 1846-1850?
Answer: Phytophthora infestans
Song: "Duran Duran, Hungry Like the Wolf"
#27
Realm: Four Horsemen
Subrealm: Death
Question: In the Orkney Islands, what must you traditionally never say again after a person dies."
Answer: his or her name
Song: "Cutting Crew, (I Just) Died In Your Arms Tonight."
#28
Realm: Like the Four Horsemen
Subrealm: Only more
Question: Three Point Play: Name all the plagues of Egypt- one point for them in English, two points in Hebrew"
Song: "Cities in Dust, Siouxsie and the Banshees"
#29
Realm: Recipes
Subrealm: for disaster
Question: Devil Bunny wants a ham. What does he think will help get him one?
Answer: Knocking you off a skyscraper
Song: Tom Petty- Free Falling
#30
Realm: Christmas Spirit gone awry
Subrealm: The Grinch lives at Sam's Club
Question: "Two weeks before Christmas 2002, Walmart banned a woman rom all their stores in response to customer complaints. Her husband, Alan, and her son were also affected. Who was this woman and why was she banned?"
Answer: "Midge, Barbie's pregnant best friend"
Song: White Town- I Could Never Be Your Woman
#31
Realm: Wildlife
Subrealm: like Zach's mom
Question: "What condition defines ""coyote ugly?"""
Answer: waking up next to someone and knowing that you'd sooner bite off your own arm than wake them up
Song: That a capella group- The Walk of shame
#32
Realm: The game formerly known as
Subrealm: SWEET!
Question: Quest for Glory was NOT originally known as quest for glory. What was it originally known as and why was the name changed
Answer: "heroes' quest, copyright infringement issues with makers of hero quest"
Song: Oasis- (What's the story) Morning Glory
#33
Realm: Silent movies
Subrealm: that aren't silent
Question: Who had the only line in Silent Movie?
Answer: Marcel Marceau
Song: Simon and Garfunkel- Sound of Silence
#34
Realm: Egad!
Subrealm: Poit!
Question: Art thou pondering that which I am pondering?
Answer: "Me thinks so, Brain, verily, but dost thou think Pete Rose by any other name would still smell as sweaty? "
Song: Animaniacs- German Friendship Song
#35
Realm: Relationships
Subrealm: Breaking up is not so hard to do
Question: "Three point play In May 1984, Chrissy Hynde of the Pretenders got married. However, she did not marry Ray Davies, the father of her 14 month old daughter and the man who thought that he and Chrissy were still together. For one point: Who did she marry and for two, how did Ray find out about the marriage?"
Answer: Davies was doing a radio interview and the the DJ asked him what he thought about his ex's affair and marriage. Jimmy Kerns
Song: Joe Jackson- Is She Really Going out With Him?
#36
Realm: Laws everyone breaks
Subrealm: other than drinking laws at williams
Question: "Under the Laws of Lykugus, what is the only legal profession for a man?"
Answer: Soldier
Song: Survivor- Eye of the Tiger
#37
Realm: Before they were famous
Subrealm: NOT the VH-1 version
Question: "Prior to the outbreak of the Civil War, what post did Thomas Jackson hold?"
Answer: Professor at the Virginia Military Institue
Song: Dispatch- The General
#38
Realm: Before they were famous
Subrealm: Photocopier repairman?
Question: "What is the former profession of Rael, head of the Raelian cult?"
Answer: Race-car driver
Song: "Weird Al, I Think I'm a Clone Now"
#39
Realm: With friends like these
Subrealm: who needs a lawyer?
Question: "It's Athens, 403 BC. You just killed your best friend after you caught him with your wife. What court will you be tried in?"
Answer: The Delphinion
Song: "The Night the Lights Went out in Georgia, Reba McEntire"
#40
Realm: Popular Culture
Subrealm: Popular Insults
Question: "It's been translated into Danish as ""oste-aedende kapitulationsaber,"" into Polish as ""ser jedzace poddajadze sie malpiszony,"" and into German as ""Kaesefressende Kapitualtionsaffen."" For a three-point-play, what is this phrase in English and who popularized it?"
Answer: "Cheese-eating surrender monkeys, Jonah Goldberg"
Song: Kermit the Frog- The Rainbow Connection
#41
Realm: Aside from being popes
Subrealm: and being named john
Question: What do Popes John VII and XIII have in common
Answer: killed by lover's husbands
Song: "Show me How to Live, Audioslave"
#42
Realm: Technical Terms
Subrealm: SavageTechnical Terms
Question: The AGEIS Missle System can down aircraft in two ways. One is guiding missles to the target. What's the technical term for the other method?
Answer: Zorch(ing)
Song: Soul Coffing- Unmarked Helicopters
#43
Realm: drama
Subrealm: well sort of
Question: ":A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist: a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless, in a world of criminals who operate above the law. Who are we talking about?"
Answer: Michael Knight (NightRider)
Song: The Bobs- Slow Down Krishna
#44
Realm: English
Subrealm: And Ever Declining Educational Standards
Question: "Recently, a 13-year-old student at a state secondary school sparked controversy when she turned in an essay to her teacher. What about the essay caused the controversy?"
Answer: "The essay was written in text-messaging shorthand (""My smmr hols wr CWOT. B4, we usd 2go2 NY 2C my bro, his GF & thr 3 :- kds FTF. ILNY, it's a gr8 plc."" and so forth)"
Song: Jamoroquai- Virtual Insanity
#45
Realm: English
Subrealm: Time for Olchyz (Olchek) to buy a vowel
Question: "What do the words ""cwm"" (swim) and ""crwth"" (crith) have in common?"
Answer: They are the only two words that use w as a vowel.
Song: Bob Dylan- Tamborine Man
#46
Realm: The UN
Subrealm: Diplomatic Behavior
Question: "Earlier this month, cafeteria workers at the United Nations went on strike, leaving the UN's own cafeterias and bars unstaffed during lunchtime. How did the organization's thousands of employees handle the situation?"
Answer: "The employees ransacked the cafeterias, looting an estimated 7-9K worth of food in addition to silverware and other valuables."
Song: Temple of the Dog- Hunger Strike
#47
Realm: A few of
Subrealm: My favorite things
Question: Name all of Jack the Ripper's victims.
Answer: "Catherine Eddowes, Elizabeth Stride, Mary Kelly, Annie Chapman, Polly Nichols"
Song: "Beastie Boys ""Girls, Girls, Girls"""
#48
Realm: My favorite things
Subrealm: other than brown paper packages tied up in string
Question: "What do the following things have in common: Bisquick, Wheaties, masking tape, Bundt pans, snowmobiles, staplers, Milky Way candy bars, Target, Rollerblades, and HMOs (and Jenny Mac!)"
Answer: They were all made or developed in Minnesota
Song: America- Ventura Highway
#49
Realm: Boring Places
Subrealm: The Upper Midwest
Question: You're driving down I-94 in North Dakota and are near Jamestown. What record-holding monument will you likely be unable to miss
Answer: the world's largest buffalo statue
Song: Buffalo Springfield- For What its Worth
#50
Realm: What is your name?
Subrealm: What is your favorite color?
Question: We of course all know the ground speed velocity of an unladen European Swallow. (right?) What we want to know is what country has this noble creature as its national bird.
Answer: estonia
Song: Harry Nilsson- Lime in the coconut
#51
Realm: European Eccentricities
Subrealm: "Well, the French are still weirder"
Question: "Estonia is looking to join the European Union, but it had one major qualm with the union's regulations to be settled before it joined. What was it?"
Answer: They wanted to continue their right to hunt bears.
Song: Dido- Hunter
#52
Realm: Dark moments in American History
Subrealm: If you're a hippy
Question: The 60's were considered to end when a man was shot at a rolling stones concert by a gang member. What gang was it and why was the man shot?
Answer: "Hell's Angels, they were running security"
Song: Rolling Stones- Sympathy for the Devil
#53
Realm: New Jersey
Subrealm: Things that make the streets run red in New Jersey
Question: "For several decades up through the 1940's, the main street of Camden, NJ turned red every year for several weeks at a time. What caused this yearly event?"
Answer: "Crushed tomatoes fallen from farmers' carts going to the Campbell's Soup Production Plant, which moved out of Camden in the 1940s."
Song: "Peaches, Presidents of the United States"
#54
Realm: Cities
Subrealm: Where You Really Don't Want to Live
Question: "At the beginning of March, the results of a survey of world cities were released. What city, also a national capital, was named as the world's worst?"
Answer: "Brazzaville, capital of the Republic of the Congo"
Song: Tony Bennet- As Time Goes By
#55
Realm: evil villains
Subrealm: evil villians that just aren't very evil
Question: " He is often described as someone who spends a great deal of time trying to figure out how to get other people to do his work, kinda like certain members of our team. What is the full alliterative name of the villain that plagues Strawberry Shortcake and her friends?"
Answer: The Peculiar Purple Pie Man of Porcupine Peak
Song: Santana- You've gotta change your evil ways
#56
Realm: What else do they do?
Subrealm: "Uh, protect North America from missile strikes?"
Question: What has NORAD done every Christmas Eve since the 1950s?
Answer: Tracked Santa
Song: The Police- Every Step You Take
#57
Realm: Funerals
Subrealm: Funereal Incompetence
Question: The director of Peter Barnes Funerals was recently forced to apologize to members of a family following a mishap that caused a burial service to be delayed for hours. What caused the delay?
Answer: The grave was too small for the coffin
Song: Cranberries- Zombie
#58
Realm: Funerals
Subrealm: "Yeah, if they can find the parts"
Question: Recently Dodge released plans to build a motorcycle based on the viper engine that could reach a theoretical top speed of 300 miles an hour. What strange feature did they have to utilize to accomplish this
Answer: the bike has four wheels
Song: Queen- Bicycle Race
#59
Realm: Wheeee!
Subrealm: Eeeeek!
Question: Felix Baumgartner holds the record for the lowest ever base jump. What did he jump off of?
Answer: The statue of jesus in Rio
Song: Third Eye Blind- Jumper
#60
Realm: "Ray, when someone asks you if you are a god.."
Subrealm: You say YES!!
Question: What are the three chosen forms for Gozer the traveller?
Answer: "a large and moving torg, a giant sloar! And the stay-puf marshmallow man"
Song: Bob Rivers- What if god smoked cannibus?
#61
Realm: Real Estate
Subrealm: London Real Estate
Question: "If you had $1.7 million and wished to spend it on a genuinely unique piece of architecture, what could you buy in Leicestershire, UK?"
Answer: an apartment modelled after the starship enterprise
Song: The Refreshments- Banditos
#62
Realm: Church-State Relations
Subrealm: "Aren't Helped By ""Pacts with the Devil"""
Question: "In Lithuania, the Roman Catholic Church accused the President of having made a pact with the devil as a result of bringing a non-politician into his inner council. Who was this person?"
Answer: "Lena Lolishvili, a Georgian psychic and astrologer."
Song: Charlie Daniels Band- The Devil Went Down to Georgia
#63
Realm: At the petting zoo
Subrealm: Try to avoid being spat upon
Question: "In addition to specific references to Ralph, Earl, Mike, Sy, and Merle,the credits of Monty Python and the Holy Grail list a number of other llama. How many llamas or llama-like creatures are listed in the opening credits. Note: moose(meese, mooses, meeses?) are NOT llama-like"
Answer: "76,207"
Song: The Animals- The House of the Rising Sun
#64
Realm: Animals
Subrealm: MORE LLAMA-LIKE CREATURES!
Question: "In counterstrike, if you are turned into a llama by an admin, what can you say?"
Answer: """urgle, urgle"" ""bleat"" ""brawwr"""
Song: Bloodhound Gang- Bad Touch
#65
Realm: Of all the things I've lost
Subrealm: I miss my mind the most
Question: UNC recently regained access to a server that had been unreachable for some time. Three point play: why couldn't they get to it and how much uptime had it registered?
Answer: "it was stuck behind drywall, 2174 days, 10 hours, etc."
Song: Pixies- Where is my mind?
#66
Realm: "The good, the bad"
Subrealm: and the sleazy?
Question: Clint Eastwood had a bried stint in politics. Where was it and what did he run as?
Answer: "Clint Eastwood was Mayor of Carmel, CA as a Republican"
Song: "Will Smith- Wild, Wild West"
#67
Realm: Love
Subrealm: with people who breathe this time
Question: "On Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Buffy has had a number of men in her life. She's also slept with at least four of them. However, two of these lovers were vampires. Name her oft-forgotten two human lovers."
Answer: Riley Finn and Parker Catalano
Song: 10000 Maniacs- Because the Night
#68
Realm: Movies with Mark Hamill and Carrie Fischer
Subrealm: that are not nearly as good as the ones you're thinking about
Question: "What's on Carrie Fisher's Dashboard in the Movie ""Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back""?"
Answer: A Buddy Christ
Song: Afroman- Because I Got High
#69
Realm: the Afterlife
Subrealm: maybe they'll send me to that room where they shovel donuts into people's mouths
Question: "Many Muslim martyrs die with the knowledge that in the next life, they can expect 72 virgins to be awaiting them. Some scholars, however, think that this translation might be wrong. What do they think is the real reward awaiting martyrs?"
Answer: 72 white raisins of crystal clarity
Song: Limp Bizkit- I did it all for the nookie
#70
Realm: The French
Subrealm: Profiting from the Misery of Others
Question: "Bernadette Chirac, wife of the French president, recently had a lawsuit brought against her by the Association of Jews Despoiled during the War. Why?"
Answer: "She stole a precious 17th century rug, which had been looted from a Jewish family by the Nazis, from Paris City Hall and placed it in the presidential residence, the Elysee Palace."
Song: Me First and the Gimme Gimmes- Cheers theme
#71
Realm: The World's Sport
Subrealm: "No, not stock car racing, you dumbass`"
Question: "What do the 1979 Pakhtakor Tashken Russian, 1958 Manchester United, 1993 Zambian National, and 1989 Colorful 11 Dutch soccer teams have in common?"
Answer: all or part of them died in plane crashes
Song: Ricky Martin- Copa de Vida
#72
Realm: Science
Subrealm: it puts a little spark in your day
Question: "You put an alcohol soaked fuse in a pile of a solid orange chemical, and light it. It glows, sparks and forms green ash. What was the chemical you used?"
Answer: ammonium dichromate
Song: Bush- The Chemicals Between Us
#73
Realm: Publications
Subrealm: "You only read it for the articles, right?"
Question: What is special about the Sept. 1985 issue of Playboy Magazine?
Answer: It was the last issue with a stapled centerfold.
Song: J. Geils Band- Centerfold
#74
Realm: Literature
Subrealm: Great writers are all the same anyway
Question: "Besides the obvious fact that they all wrote books, what do Chaucer, Dickinson, Dickens, Bronte, Mitchell, and Alcott have in common?"
Answer: Orson Scott Card has children named after them
Song: Moxy Fruvous- My baby loves a bunch of authors
#75
Realm: Bad Cops
Subrealm: And Dodgy Too
Question: "Four police officers in Orange County, California, were suspended last month on charges that they had humiliated an unconscious woman they had been called in to help. What had they done to her?"
Answer: Broke wind in front of her and licked her.
Song:
#76
Realm: Casa de Ian?
Subrealm: Shangri-Flem?
Question: What was the name of Ian Fleming's Caribbean house?
Answer: Goldeneye
Song: Guns & Roses- Live and Let Die
#77
Realm: Clearly marked
Subrealm: like a florida ballot
Question: "The plans for the destruction of Arthur Dents house are in the display department of the local planning commission, this being in the cellar, where the lights had gone out, as had apparently the stairs in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door. What does the sign say?"
Answer: Beware of the Leopard
Song: Mark Snow- The X-Files Theme
#78
Realm: Crime
Subrealm: Fashion Criminals
Question: "What did a recent Waterford, MI bank robber use to conceal his identity?"
Answer: A Bill Clinton mask
Song: Michael Jackson- Man in the Mirror
#79
Realm: cold hard cash
Subrealm: except when it's not
Question: What do you call money that's not backed by a standard?
Answer: Fiat Money
Song: Puff Daddy- It's All About the Benjamins
#80
Realm: Food
Subrealm: "If you eat all that, you'll be sick for a week!"
Question: "Last spring, a man from the UK purchased over 7,000 Cadbury Crme Eggs in bulk. How did he use them?"
Answer: In order to use the wrappers to bid on prizes in the Cadbury Crme Egg auction contest
Song: Semisonic- Sunshine and Chocolate
#81
Realm: America
Subrealm: The Land of Opportunity
Question: "Anna-May Wong was the most famous Chinese-American actress in the 1930s, but she was not cast as the lead in the most famous 1930s American movies about China, ""The Good Earth."" Why not?"
Answer: "According to Hollywood regulations, she would not be able to kiss the white male lead"
Song: Ben Harper- Steal my Kisses
#82
Realm: he's like the marlboro man
Subrealm: with cannons
Question: What brand label is on the cigarettes smoked by the pirate Ragnar Danneskjold?
Answer: a dollar sign
Song: Beastie Boys- Fight for Your Right to Party
#83
Realm: Benefits of the wise life
Subrealm: "well, potential benefits"
Question: What penalty in Socrates offer as an alternative to a death sentence?
Answer: Free meals for the rest of his life.
Song: Bjork- You Only Live Twice
#84
Realm: Older than you
Subrealm: but not older than your mom
Question: "According to Ussher, how old is the Earth this year?"
Answer: 6007 Years
Song: MC Hawking- Fuck Tha' Creationists
#85
Realm: What we all dream of
Subrealm: "well, all of us organic chemists"
Question: The discovery of the structure of which organic molecule was inspired by a prophetic dream?
Answer: Benzene Ring (C6H6)
Song: 10000 Maniacs-Circle Dream
#86
Realm: Japan
Subrealm: Japanese Cults
Question: "Members of the Panawave Laboratory cult travel around Japan trying to save the world. Recently, around forty of them obstructed a road in central Japan and refused to move. What reason did they give?"
Answer: Their leader was sick from terminal cancer after having been attacked by communists using electromagnetic waves
Song: Buggles- Video Killed the Radio Star
#87
Realm: Theatre
Subrealm: Has the avant-garde gone too far?
Question: The National Theatre recently staged a rather odd new production that includes as characters a bisexual, a 280-pound would-be stripper, a coprophiliac, and the Devil. What was it?
Answer: Jerry Springer- The Opera
Song: Queen- Bohemian Rhapsody
#88
Realm: Athletics
Subrealm: Athletes you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley
Question: At well over seven feet, he is the largest person ever to compete in professional sports. Who is he
Answer: Andre the Giant
Song: Cranberries- Fee Fie Fo
#89
Realm: Like postage stamps
Subrealm: the best things on TV are always cancelled
Question: In the episode of "That's my Bush!" when George accidently takes some ecstasy, he depends on Princess to keep him locked up. He tries to get out by telling her that he's a unicorn, but that doesn't work. What does he tell her that does?
Answer: That he has a telegram for her
Song: Spin Doctors- Little Miss Can't Be Wrong
#90
Realm: Germans
Subrealm: Unruly Hausfrauen
Question: Last month, police in a German city confiscated a device that had been repeatedly used by an elderly man to force his wife to stop yelling at him. What was the device?
Answer: An air-raid siren (after having to listen to the siren's loud whine for a few minutes, the wife would shut up).
Song: Cake- Shut the Fuck Up
#91
Realm: We GOT to this question?
Subrealm: Jon!! Write some more
Question: What do Prinz von Gold, Pierre, Vanda, Celebrations, Unity, and Daffodil have in common?
Answer: They are all Beanie Baby bears sold exclusively in countries other than the U.S.
Song: Switchfoot- I got the company car
#92
Realm: so many hopkins'
Subrealm: so few recipes
Question: Which Hopkins was the Forest named after?
Answer: Amos Hopkins, grandson of President Mark Hopkins.
Song: Nightwish- Elvenpath
#93
Realm: Undertaking
Subrealm: miracle max style
Question: What is the only thing you can do with someone who is all dead?
Answer: go through his pockets and look for loose change
Song: Marcy Playground- Sex and Candy
#94
Realm: Art
Subrealm: The Kind that lasts forever
Question: Tattoos are painful to get, but they can also cause you more pain later on. What is very likely to cause your tattoo to get hot, turn red, and/or sting?
Answer: MRIs
Song: tATu- All the Things She Said
#95
Realm: water
Subrealm: water that is NOT from Kansas
Question: The city of Kansas City, Missouri decided they had to do something to convince their citizens that the city's water was good. What did they do?
Answer: They began selling tap water in bottled form
Song: TLC- Waterfalls
#96
Realm: Nobody does it better
Subrealm: than George Lazenby that is
Question: James Bond has been fighting silver screen for over forty years, but he's only been married once (well, twice, but once it was all about business). When he was marrying for real, who did he marry?
Answer: Tracy (Teresa Di Vincenzo)
Song: Gladys Knight- License to Kill
#97
Realm: We'll give you a hint:
Subrealm: DON'T DRINK IT!
Question: "You're Dr. Lucky, and your oh-so-kind neighbor just gave you a cup of coffee. To drink or not to drink, and why?"
Answer: "No, it's laced with Arsenic because they clearly want to kill you."
Song: Secret Agent Man by....
#98
Realm: Bright ideas
Subrealm: "ok, even I think that realm is lame"
Question: What was the first light bulb filament made of?
Answer: charred bamboo
Song: The Doors- C'mon Baby Light My Fire
#99
Realm: Writers and Politics
Subrealm: And Excruciatingly Bad Historical Analogies
Question: "Before the Iraq War started, Margaret Atwood wrote a column comparing a historical war to the forthcoming one. What was this other war and why was it ironic to compare it to a war in Iraq?"
Answer: "Napoleon's invasion of Russia in 1812, and because Napoleon was defeated in large part by the harsh winter."
Song: Guns & Roses- November Rain
#100
Realm: (is this WAY too leading?) Well known stars
Subrealm: that you've never heard of
Question: "What are Mintaka, Alnilam, and Alnitak?"
Answer: The stars in Orion's belt
Song: Metallica- Orion
#101
Realm: Going places
Subrealm: like nowhere
Question: What do you call a ladder that extends from a ship but does not connect to land?
Answer: A Jacob's Ladder
Song: Led Zepplin- Stairway to Heaven
#102
Realm: Warfare
Subrealm: silly warfare
Question: "There's a fight between Ditka and god, who wins?"
Answer: "Trick question, Ditka is god."
Song: Oar- Crazy Game of Poker
#103
Realm: Would you accept a voucher?
Subrealm: "Damnit! We're overbooked, and you WANT a voucher"
Question: "How did the Ritchie Valens end up having a seat on a plane with the Big Bopper and Buddy Holly when it crashed, killing all three?"
Answer: He won it in a coin toss with Tommy Allsup
Song: Don McLean- American Pie