Dumb Lyrics Audio

She runs the hills like a mattress
"Shut Down," by the Beach Boys
She feeds me love and tenderness and macaroons
"Sweet City Woman," by the Stampeders
Like in Havana, have a banana
Barry Manilow, "Copacabana"
The smell of 30,000 pounds of bananas
"30,000 Pounds of Bananas," by Harry Chapin
Love those people on a subway train, sleeping out as they (unsure of lyrics)
as he wades through ? from the center of time
They said it was okay to use their private bong, whoo!
There was funky Chinamen from funky Chinatown, they were chopping men up, they were chopping men down
"Kung Fu Fighting," by Carl Douglas
Fearless men who jump and die
"The Ballad of the Green Berets," by SSgt. Barry Sadler
Baby, you're hotter than a bowl of soup
???-- it's one of those Kasenetz-Katz Buddah Records singles like "Indian Giver" or "Quick Joey Small"
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
"Bohemian Rhapsody," by Queen
"Da do do do, Da da da da," is all I want to say to you
"Da Do Do Do, Da Da Da Da," by the Police
They don't have to get your laundry cleaned
"Break My Stride," by Matthew Wilder
She blew my nose and....
"Honky Tonk Women," by the Rolling Stones
Lord have mercy, I'm burnin' a hole where I lay, yeah
"Burnin' Love," by Elvis Presley
Now I know you're not the only starfish in the sea
"Red Rubber Ball," by the Cyrkle
But the stars we could reach were just starfish on the beach
"Seasons in the Sun," by Terry Jacks
Wish I was an English muffin, about to make the most out of the toaster, I'd ease myself down, comin' up brown
"Punky's Dilemma," by Simon & Garfunkel
Muhammed was known to have said, "You watch me shuffle, and I'll jab off your head"-- he moves like the Black Superman
"Black Superman-- Muhammed Ali," by Johnny Wakelin
I never had a dream you'd make sweet love to me
"Undercover Angel," by Alan O'Day
A lemonade pie and a brand-new car, cantaloupe eyes
"Judy in Disguise (with Glasses)," by John Fred and His Playboy Band
And when she heard them singin' "Rama lama lama lama lama ding dong," she said we'd never have to part
"Who Put the Bomp (in the Bomp Bomp Bomp)," by Barry Mann
Oh, I've got a girl named "Rama Lama Lama Lama Lama Ding Dong"
"Rama Lama Ding Dong," by the Edsels

SCORES:

3-- Unholy Union of the Basselope
3-- Romulan Ale Will No Longer Be Served
5-- Team Broxta
5-- No Condoms on My Shrimp
7-- Fear is Never Boring
8-- Wildlife Waiting to Be Fondled
10-- Play to Win and I'll Kill You
10-- Not Everyone Keeps Their Genitals.....