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"Metamorphosis," by Franz Kafka
"Alice Through the Looking Glass-Jabberwocky," by Lewis Carroll
"Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret," by Judy Blume
"The Grapes of Wrath," by John Steinbeck
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"On The Road," by Jack Kerouac
"Amadeus," by Peter Shaffer
"The Guinness Book of World Records"
"Catch-22," by Joseph Heller
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"Charlotte's Web," by E.B. White
"The Prince," by Machiavelli
"The Great Gatsby," by F. Scott Fitzgerald
"The House at Pooh Corner (just "Winnie the Pooh" OK), by A. A. Milne
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"The Catcher in the Rye," by J.D. Salinger
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," by Douglas Adams
"The Godfather," by Mario Puzo
"King Lear," by Billy Shakespeare
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"The Republic," by Plato
"1984," by George Orwell
"Fellowship of the Ring" ("Lord of the Rings" OK), by J.R.R. Tolkien
"Silence of the Lambs," by Thomas Harris
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"The Canterbury Tales," by Geoffrey Chaucer
"Howl," by Allan Ginsberg
"The Glass Menagerie," by Tennessee Williams
"The Rime of the Ancient Mariner," by Samuel Coleridge
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"Moby-Dick," by Herman Melville
"Oedipus Rex," by Sophocles
"The Right Stuff," by Tom Wolfe
"Finnegan's Wake," by James Joyce
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"Song of Myself," by Walt Whitman
"The Bible," by God & Friends
"Little Red Riding-Hod," by the Grimm Brothers
"Pride and Prejudice," by Jane Austen
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"Death of a Salesman," by Arthur Miller
"Paradise Lost," by John Milton
"Ode on a Grecian Urn," by John Keats
"Lord of the Flies," by William Golding
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"The Iliad," by Homer (DOH!)
"Wuthering Heights," by Emily Bronte
"A Christmas Carol," by Charles Dickens
The Llap-Goch Ad, by Monty Python