| 312 | Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun to Be With |
| 291 | I Want to Come Back As Your Trousers |
| 264 | Someday All This Will Be Yours |
| 250 | A Spasm of Raspberry Cream and Beer |
| 243 | Parsley, Rosemary and Thyme (playing out of Sage; freshman team) |
| 224 | Shawna's Late |
| 221 | Screaming Women of the Avocado Jungle |
| 181 | Psuedopods of Communication |
| 180 | Psychos |
| 115 | We're All Aching For Hadyn's Sensuous Carrot |
| 81 | Suffering Ardea (Ardilla?) |
| 20 | Nancy's Nipples Explode with Delight |
| 4 | Is Desmond Kosher? It Depends On How You Cook Him |
| 3 | Kentucky Fried Desmond |
| 2 | Bajor for Bajorans! |
| 2 | Corky's on Phasers |
| 2 | In the Church |
| 2 | Yabba-Dabba-Die-Yi-Yi! |
| 1 | Deep Fried Desmond |