Poker? I Hardly Know Her

May 13-14, 2022

On-Air Questions and Songs

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Number 1
Realm It's the First Question...
Subrealm So You Know the Answer!
Question To give your answer, please state questioningly the name of a card game whose variants include Omaha, Billabong, and Texas Hold-Em, and then exclaim a clichéd phrase traditionally following words ending in -er, which expresses lack of familiarity with a feminine object.
Answer Poker? I Hardly Know Her!
Song Poker Face
Artist Lady Gaga
Hint the answer to the first question is always the name of the hosting team
Number 2
Realm Russian Interference
Subrealm But Not That Kind
Question The first book in the Russian fantasy series Tanya Grotter is unavailable in English translation. Why?
Answer It is a thinly-veiled copy of Harry Potter; lawsuits arose.
Song Rude
Artist Magic!
Note Tanya Grotter attends Tibidokhs School for Behaviorally-Challenged Young Witches and Wizards. The series is an intentional parody of Harry Potter.
Number 3
Realm Jack of All Trades
Subrealm And Master of All
Question Who, according to some, bowled a perfect game, had eleven holes in one, and wrote over one thousand books?
Answer Kim Jong-Il
Song Kill This Love
Artist Blackpink
Hint He's a famous leader
Number 4
Realm France
Subrealm Guys, What the Hell
Question In September 1994, a Frenchman was hospitalized in the first known case of acute tungsten poisoning. What was the cause?
Answer drinking wine from a gun barrel
Song Welcome to the jungle
Artist Guns n roses
Note According to Randall Munroe of XKCD: In September of 1994, a French soldier drank wine from a rifle barrel. Fifteen minutes later, he started having seizures. He was rushed to the hospital and treated for "acute tungsten intoxication"—the first known case in medical history. He reportedly made a full recovery, although concentrations of tungsten were present in all his body tissues for weeks.
Number 5
Realm Sports
Subrealm Across the Pond
Question Sports teams with kangaroos, okapi, and bears as their mascots can be found within 25 miles of what European capital city?
Answer Brussels (Belgium)
Song House of the Rising Sun
Artist The Animals
Number 6
Realm Knot Theory
Subrealm ...But Knot the Colin Adams Kind
Question In climbing, two specific connectors have the names (blank) (blank) Knot and (blank) (blank) Triangle. In both cases, the first blank is the name of a continent and the second blank is a single word. What is that word?
Answer death
Song Duality
Artist Slipknot
Hint What happens when you don't tie your knot correctly
Note The connectors referenced are the European Death Knot and the American Death Triangle.
Number 7
Realm History
Subrealm Most Americans can't even pass this test
Question When you take the exam to become a naturalized US citizen, you will be asked up to 10 civics questions, and you must get six of them correct. One of these possible questions is, "Name one problem that led to the start of the civil war." What are the three answers that are considered acceptable?
Answer Slavery, economic reasons, states' rights
Song America
Artist Simon and Garfunkel
Number 8
Realm Po(o)p Music
Subrealm Oops, I may have left out a letter
Question Roughly how many songs has singer/songwriter Matt Farley written?
Answer Over 22,000
Song The raffi poop song
Artist Matt Farley (or, the odd man who sings about poop, puke, and pee)
Hint It's a lot
Note do not require the artist name, just song title. Farley has released songs under at least 70 band names. Thousands of his songs celebrate birthdays with different names, and over 500 are "prom proposal" songs with different names. Many songs are about towns, and the lyrics consist of reading Wikipedia articles. According to Farley, one song that contains only the word "poop" repeated over and over generates $500 in streaming revenue every month as of 2018, likely in part because children request it from Alexa or other devices.
Number 9
Realm Former Child Stars...
Subrealm ...Underground
Question This is a three-point-play! This former child star was booed off stage as part of his culinary-themed cover band. Name the child star; and name his cover band band. Music of course accounts for the third point.
Answer Macaulay Culkin, The Pizza Underground
Song Femme Fatale
Artist The Velvet Underground
Hint Home alone
Note Pizza Underground plays Velvet Underground songs with pizza-themed lyrics and kazoo solos. In 2014 they were booed off the stage in Nottingham, England, after playing for only 15 minutes.
Number 10
Realm Williams
Subrealm Why Can't They Build Better Floors
Question What artist held a concert in Goodrich Hall in 2007 that caused a floor collapse which cost $450,000 to repair?
Answer Gunther
Song Satellite
Artist Guster
Note Your archivist halped run the ill-fated Worker and Parasite contest out of Goodrich in January 2005. We presented the trophy to the winners on the stage that later collapsed.
Number 11
Realm Movie Trivia
Subrealm Let There Be Murder
Question What actor featured in the Venom franchise, is the son of a convicted hitman?
Answer Woody Harrelson
Song Wouldn't it Be Nice
Artist The Beach Boys
Note Charles Voyde Harrelson disappeared from his children's life when his son Woody was 7. 13 years later he was convicted of assassinating federal judge John H. Wood Jr., the first federal judge to be assassinated in the 20th century. He was sentenced to two life terms, and died in prison in 2007.
Number 12
Realm Botany
Subrealm All my houseplants meant an untimely end
Question What plant draws its potentially offensive name from a myth that originated in 13th century Europe?
Answer Wandering Jew
Song Comedy
Artist Bo Burnham
Number 13
Realm Williams
Subrealm My friends judge my spotify playlists
Question What Williams Alum has participated in Williams trivia, obtained a doctorate in theoretical physics, and makes a living writing comedic (and frequently lewd) music?
Answer Brian Wecht (aka Ninja Brian)
Song Everybody Shut Up (I Have an Erection)
Artist Ninja Sex Party
Hint ninja
Note Brian Wecht '97 is a member of Ninja Sex Party. He has retired from particle physics to focus on his musical career.
Number 14
Realm Insane Feats of Nature
Subrealm Why would anyone put themselves through this
Question The Barkley Marathons is an ultramarathon trail race held in Frozen Head State Park near Wartburg, Tennessee. It requires runners to run 5 20 mile loops, 100 miles in total, in extremely hard terrains. To "finish", you must complete the entire 5 loops in under 60 hours. Though the race has been going on for 35 years, only 15 people have ever run. What is the start signal to the race?
Answer lighting a cigarette
Song Sick Boy
Artist The Chain Smokers
Hint something popular in the 60s
Note If a runner comlpetes only 3 laps (60 miles), that's known as the "fun run".
Number 15
Realm Social Media Culture
Subrealm We were all 13 once
Question According to Tumblr users seeking other Tumblr users in real life, what is the correct response to the comment, "I like your shoelaces"?
Answer "Thanks, I stole them from the President"
Song Out of Touch
Artist Daryl Hall & John Oates
Number 16
Realm I'm Bad at Math
Subrealm And Worse at Rugby
Question What household object has been given as an award for last-place finishers in both mathematics exams at Cambridge and Six Nations rugby?
Answer A wooden spoon
Song Spoonman
Artist Soundgarden
Hint cutlery
Number 17
Realm Cookie Time
Subrealm Why do they keep increasing the cookie prices?
Question A girl scout brownie troop in Chicago found the perfect place to sell girl scout cookies, and according to one of the Brownie troop leaders, Melissa Soukup, they sold 230 boxes of cookies by standing outside of what location.
Answer a marijuana dispensary
Song Everybody gets high
Artist Missio
Number 18
Realm Jersey Lore
Subrealm Regina's mafia ties
Question Who is the grandfather of the real housewife of New Jersey Dina Manzo?
Answer Tiny Manzo
Song Tiny Dancer
Artist elton john
Note Tiny Manzo was a mob enforcer who was murdered in 1983.
Number 19
Realm Religion
Subrealm I don't remember this from Sunday school
Question After an Israelite military leader (who shares his name with a US president) lost a battle, this badass biblical woman saved the day, killing the enemy leader with an unlikely tool.
Answer Yael (or Jael)
Song Power
Artist Kanye West
Hint military leader was barak
Note Yael killed Sisera by driving a tent peg through his skull.
Number 20
Realm DEEP JERSEY LORE
Subrealm More Regina mafia ties
Question Why did the former manager of the Tick Tock diner in Clifton, NJ plead guilty to hiring a hitman to kill his uncle?
Answer he wanted to get the secrets to the safe of the larger Tick Tock diner in Manhattan
Song Bust Your Kneecaps
Artist The Pomplamoose
Hint Plankton from spongebob be like
Note Georgios Spyropoulos pled guilty in 2014 to hiring a hitman to kill his uncle and former boss, Alexandros Sgourdos. Spyrololous believed Sgourdos was withholding profits and keeping cash in his safe.
Number 21
Realm Sports
Subrealm Rewarding children
Question Children who attended elementary school in San Antonio, Texas circa 2009, could receive prizes for demonstrating good character in honor of what basketball player?
Answer Tim Duncan
Song School's Out
Artist Alice Cooper
Hint he was on the spurs
Note The DJ at the time this question was read announced that she had won one of the Tim Duncan prizes.
Number 22
Realm Christianity
Subrealm Abomonations to Nature
Question Angels as depicted in pop culture are vastly different from the angels described in the Bible. The Bible actually describes several types of angels, one of which being Cherubim, which are described as having four faces, each of a different animal. What are the four faces of a biblically accurate Cherub?
Answer Ox, Lion, Eagle, Man
Song A Cruel Angel's Thesis
Artist Yoko Takahashi
Hint 1/2 of the animals are featured in a griffin
Note Song title/ show title good for point
Number 23
Realm Math
Subrealm Yummy math
Question Pythagoras, the ancient Greek philosopher and mathematician, had some pretty good ideas. He also had some less good ideas. One of the latter was his belief that eating this food was murder, and cannibalism, because he believed this food and humans originated from the same materials. What food was it?
Answer fava beans
Song Beans
Artist Kurt Cobain
Hint legume
Note Pythagoras's relationship with beans was complicated, owing to them being a magical fruit.
Number 24
Realm Sports With Balls
Subrealm Footy
Question When defender Spencer Prior signed with Cardiff City in 2001, several strange provisions were inserted in his contract, including that he would eat a particular strange food. What was that food?
Answer sheep testicles (also accept sheep brains)
Song Scarborough Fair / Canticle
Artist Simon & Garfunkel
Note "It's simple," explained club presdent Sam Hammam. "With Spencer being non-Welsh, he needs to prove to the people of Wales that he understands the place - then he can become a true leader."
Number 25
Realm More sports with more balls
Subrealm Surprise victories
Question A soccer team from what unrecognized state beat Real Madrid?
Answer Transnistria or Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic
Song Back in the USSR
Artist The Beatles
Hint Moldova
Note Transnistria is a strip of Moldova on the Ukrainian border, which has declared independence and is backed by Russia. FC Sherriff Tiraspol, representing Transnistria's largest city, pulled off one of the most shocking upsets in Champions League history by beating Real Madrid 2-1 in their home stadium in September, 2021.
Number 26
Realm A Horny Limo Pimp Shuffle
Subrealm sometimes small things represent larger things, sometimes larger things represent smaller things
Question What do Truman Capote and General Electric have in common?
Answer Phillip Seymour Hoffman
Song Everybody Wants to Rule the World
Artist Tears for Fears
Hint Capote actor also acts in a film of a similar name to where GE is based
Note Phillip Seymour Hoffman played Truman Capote in the 2005 biopic Capote. He also acted in "Synecdoche, New York", which takes place in Schenectady, New York, which was once the headquarters of General Electric. A synecdoche is a figure of speech wherein a part of something represents the whole, or vice versa. So the subrealm was intended as a hint.
Number 27
Realm War
Subrealm War is bad
Question Which emperors, who were third cousins despite being on opposite sides of a major war, exchanged affectionate telegrams right before and during said war?
Answer Wilhelm II (German Emperor) and Nicholas II (Russian Emperor)
Song Rasputin
Artist Boney M
Hint world war 1
Note The letters between the two emperors are known as the Willy-Nicky correspondence. The song played here would become an action trivia in the next hour.
Number 28
Realm UnWhole Milk
Subrealm An Affront to God And Nature
Question Which head-of-state and noted VTOL fighter jet fanatic made dairy farmers and schoolchildren alike furious?
Answer Margaret Thatcher
Song Don't You Want Me
Artist Human League
Note VTOL stands for "Vertical takeoff and landing", a property of the British Harrier jets which helped Thatcher win the Falklands War. The nickname "Margaret Thatcher, the milk snatcher" came from her push to end a free school milk program for children. Dairy farmers were not her biggest fans after that.
Number 29
Realm Pasta Perfection
Subrealm This is why celebrities shouldn't cook
Question During the height of the 2020 quarantine, a famous Hollywood actor attempted to craft a fast-food version of pasta, nearly blowing up his kitchen in the process. What was the name of the dish he was attempting to bake and patent?
Answer Piccolini cuscino
Song Decode
Artist Paramore
Hint actor known for starring in twilight
Note Ropert Pattinson explained his recipe while doing an interview with a GQ Reporter very early in the Pandemic. He burned his hands, set a latex glove on fire, and blew up his microwave in the process. Piccolini cuscino means "little pillow". The ingredients are: One "filthy" box of cornflakes, a lighter, nine packs of pre-sliced cheese, "Just any sauce", the top half of a bun, "lots of sugar", and pasta in "a sort of squiggly blob".
Number 30
Realm Low budget film techniques
Subrealm "Still way better than most people would expect"
Question What 2017 film was allegedly baked in an oven before being developed in order to look more "aged"?
Answer The Velocipastor
Song Jurassic Park theme
Artist John Williams
Hint think religion
Note Song title/movie title good enough for point. Wikipedia: "The VelociPastor is a 2017 American comedy horror film written, directed, and edited by Brendan Steere. The plot follows pastor Doug Jones who becomes infected by an artifact, resulting in him turning into a velociraptor when he becomes angry." Steere had the idea for the film after his phone autocorrected "Velociraptor" to "Veloci Pastor". The film was baked at 200 degrees for 10 minutes.
Number 31
Realm Economics
Subrealm Gay economics
Question Name the economist who shares a death day (though not year) with renowned gay pornstar Titpig Hurley
Answer Keynes
Song September
Artist earth wind and fire
Hint day is in april
Note Steve Hurley died on April 17, 2022 (Easter Sunday), about a month before this contest aired. Articles about his death appeared 4 days later. John Maynard Keynes, the founder of Keynsian Economics, died on April 21, 1946.
Number 32
Realm Small Islands
Subrealm ...No, Not Tonga Yet
Question What island is the only home of the world's smallest flightless bird?
Answer Impassable Island
Song Walls (No.3)
Artist Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Note Accept "Walls" for song title. "Impassible Island" is in Alaska, but "Inaccessible Island" is in the South Atlantic, near Tristan da Cunha. It is the home of the Inaccessible Island Rail, the world's smallest flightless bird. The bird is about 5 and a half inches long.
Number 33
Realm Pop culture
Subrealm Gay Angels
Question What television star recently identified himself as bisexual at a fan convention, then rescinded his declaration through a lengthy apologetic tweet a couple of days later?
Answer Misha Collins
Song Carry On My Wayward Son
Artist Kansas
Hint from tv show supernatural
Number 34
Realm Jump
Subrealm Bronze Medal
Question In 2013, MIT did a study of the most translated pages on Wikipedia. With their page having 193 translations, who has the third most translated page on the site behind only Jesus and Barack Obama?
Answer Corbin Bleu
Song Put it to the limit
Artist Corbin Bleu
Hint High School Musical
Note The reason Corbin Bleu's page has so many translations was a mystery for several years. It now appears that most of the translations are the work of one superfan in Saudia Arabia. The rankings have changed since the MIT study; as of 2019 the leaders were Ronald Reagan (248 translations), Jesus (244), Michael Jackson (234), Barak Obama (228), and Corbin Blue in fifth with 213 translations.
Number 35
Realm Economics
Subrealm Child Economics
Question What nickname did Williams student Whit Jackson, Class of ‘23, earn through his interest and prominence in the cryptocurrency community?
Answer The Bitcoin Kid
Song Rat
Artist Penelope Scott
Hint cryptocurrency
Number 36
Realm Film
Subrealm High culture
Question What beloved animated character failed to realize he was adopted, despite his father, a goose, belonging to a different species?
Answer Po (of Kung Fu Panda)
Song Kung fu fighting
Artist Carl Douglas
Hint dreamworks (who else)
Number 37
Realm Food history
Subrealm Culinary nationalism
Question This is a three-point-play! This dish from the Mediterranean consists of meat prepared on a vertical rotisserie. There are regional differences in spices, the kind of meat used, and how it is served, but it's all basically the same food. What are the three different names, from three different languages, of this dish?
Answer Shawarma, doner, and gyro
Song Mamma Mia
Artist ABBA
Number 38
Realm Prestigious Harvard Profs
Subrealm Groovy
Question Timothy Leary was fired from Harvard for giving what to undergraduates?
Answer psychedelic drugs
Song Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Artist The Beatles
Hint I was gonna go to class before I... (music note)
Number 39
Realm Television
Subrealm When will it end
Question Having run for 74 year and 70 seasons, what is the longest running TV show in the US?
Answer Meet the Press
Song The world will know
Artist Newsies/Jeremy Jordan
Hint News show
Number 40
Realm Cuisines of the World
Subrealm Australia
Question What food has been banned from prisons in the Australian state of Victoria over concerns it could be used to make alcohol?
Answer Vegemite
Song Victoria
Artist The Kinks
Note Vegemite is a thick, dark brown Australian food spread made from leftover brewers' yeast extract with various vegetable and spice additives. It was made famous in America by a lyric in the song "Down Under" by Men At Work.
Number 41
Realm Movies
Subrealm Copyright laws>
Question Ale McHaddo was a producer of a Vídeo Brinquedo movie in which he said this quote: "I don't have regrets but I'm not proud of it,". What movie is he referring to?
Answer Ratatoing
Song Ratatouille Main Theme
Artist Michael Giacchino
Hint Off Brand Disney be like
Note Song title/movie title good enough for point. Video Brinquedo was a Brazilian animation studio that produced a number of low-budget "mockbusters" (i.e. ripoffs) of major studio releases. Ratatoing was released at the same time as Ratatouille.
Number 42
Realm Ships!
Subrealm That should never have existed
Question This question is a tie-in to the current hour bonus! What is the name of the popular ship between the main characters from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and Regular Show?
Answer Mordetwi
Song Airplanes
Artist B.O.B.
Hint It includes a blue bird and a purple pony
Note Mordetwi is a portmanteau of Mordecai from Regular Show and Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony. Mordecai is a bluejay, and of course Twilight Sparkle is a pony.
Number 43
Realm Construction
Subrealm Something practical for once
Question What are at least two purposes for the hollow centers that one frequently sees in cinderblocks?
Answer 1) lighter weight 2) improved insulation 3) "providing an interconnected void into which concrete can be poured to solidify a wall after it is built"
Song Breezeblocks
Artist alt-J
Hint less mass means?
Number 44
Realm Thanksgiving at Grandpa's
Subrealm Gotta Go Fast
Question Who was the first gaming icon to appear in the Macy's thanksgiving parade?
Answer Sonic the Hedgehog
Song Fast Lane
Artist Bad Meets Evil
Hint Blue Blur
Note Sonic first appeared in the parade in 1993, and is credited by the Guiness Book of World Records as the first video game character to "feature" in the parade. But in fact Pac Man began appearing as a 60-foot balloon 8 years earlier, in 1985. The Trivia community has had trouble resolving the discrepancy. Des Devlin points out: "More confounding yet, many O.G. floats such as Felix the Cat, Mickey Mouse, Pinocchio, Superman and Popeye have all starred in their own video games."
Number 45
Realm Feminism
Subrealm A step back
Question Who was the designer for the Chipettes in The Chipmunk Adventure and the later seasons of the show?
Answer Sandra Berez
Song The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)
Artist I don't think there actually is one, this song sprung up from the depths of hell
Note Song title good enough. Sandra Berez is an animator who has worked on a number of TV shows.
Number 46
Realm Grand Canyon Culture
Subrealm Not So Happily Ever After
Question Brighty the Burro, a feral burro that roamed the Grand Canyon between the 1880s and 1920s was immortalized as a popular children's book icon many years after his death--yet the nature of his demise did not make it into the classic tale beloved by many of America's youth. How did Brighty die?
Answer He was eaten (by travelers stranded on the North Rim)
Song After Ever After
Artist Jon Cozart
Hint Burro Bananas exist
Note Brighty was the subject of the 1953 children's novel Brighty of the Grand Canyon by Marguerite Henry. It was made into a film in 1966. Brighty is honored with a bronze statue in the lobby of Grand Canyon Lodge, a National Historic Landmark, located near Arizona State Route 67 approximately 43 miles south of the junction with U.S. Route 89 alternate route.
Number 47
Realm Sequels?
Subrealm I'm still waiting
Question In 2006, Bambi 2 and its predecessor Bambi 1 set the record for the longest gap between a movie and its sequel. How long was that gap?
Answer 64 years
Song I just can't wait to be King
Artist lion king soundrack
Note Song title/movie title good enough. The previous record may have been for The Wizard of Oz and Return to Oz, which were released 46 years apart.
Number 48
Realm Plant biology
Subrealm foraging
Question How much of a fiddlehead fern top is recommended for sustainable harvesting?
Answer One third
Song To life
Artist Fiddler on the roof
Number 49
Realm Local Ornithology Research
Subrealm Drew Jones rocks
Question What type of bird is tracked through research at Hopkins Memorial Forest in Williamstown?
Answer Northern Saw-Whet Owl
Song Fireflies
Artist Owl City
Number 50
Realm Pokemon
Subrealm Gotta Catch Em All
Question First released in 1996 in Japan, Pokemon has become one of the biggest video game franchises in the world. The first games in the series were released as a pair of games with two different colors in each title. What were the colors in the original Japanese release?
Answer Red and green
Song PokeRap
Artist pokemon
Note Song title good enough
Number 51
Realm Classic Candy
Subrealm My sweet tooth is getting out of control
Question H.B. Reese, the original creator of Reese's cups, named some of his preliminary confections after his slew of 16 children. However, his most famous candy was not named after his family member. What was the original name of the Reese's cup?
Answer Penny Cup
Song Reese's Puffs rap
Note do not need an artist, only song name. Penny cups could be purchased for one cent when they were created in 1928.
Number 52
Realm Presidential transportation
Subrealm ouch
Question In what city did the carriage transporting President Roosevelt collide with a trolley?
Answer Pittsfield, MA
Song Thomas the Dank engine
Note do not need an artist, only song name. The accident happened on September 3, 1902, whle Teddy Roosevelt was president. The accident happened when the carriage driver turned suddenly to cross the trolley tracks. Roosevelt was thrown from the carriage and landed 30-40 feet away. He escaped with a cut on his leg, shredded clothes, and broken glasses. (The cut later required two surgeries.) One secret service agent died (the first Secret Service agent to die on the job) and one horse was killed.
Number 53
Realm Berkshire vacation
Subrealm but fancy
Question What member of what band created Tourists in North Adams?
Answer John Stirrat from Wilco
Song Jesus Etc.
Artist Wilco
Note Tourists is a hotel in North Adams that opened in 2018.
Number 54
Realm Environmental concerns
Subrealm burritos
Question What harmful compounds were found in Chipotle to go containers?
Answer PFAs or PFOAs
Song Raining Tacos
Artist Parry Gripp
Number 55
Realm Williams Celebs
Subrealm It's more than just President Garfield
Question When she isn't on the pitch, the coach of Williams College Women's Rugby is hard at work creating music with the Grammy-nominated band Misty Blues. Who is she, and what Williamstown Theater Festival production inspired her to start singing the blues?
Answer Gina Coleman; A Raisin in the Sun
Song Nothing To Lose
Artist Misty Blues
Number 56
Realm Doggo
Subrealm A distinguished gentleman
Question Obama's dog Bo is one of the most famous white house pets in the country's history. What breed was he?
Answer Portuguese Water Dog
Song Who let the dogs out
Artist Baha Men
Number 57
Realm Judaism
Subrealm rabbi(ts)
Question What congregation does the Velveteen Rabbi serve?
Answer Congregation Beth Israel of the Berkshires
Song Sweet Jane
Artist the Velvet Underground
Note Author and blogger Rachel Barenblat is known as the Velveteen Rabbi. She lives in Williamstown.
Number 58
Realm Geography crosswords
Subrealm unpronounceable
Question What is the longest city name to appear in a published cryptic crossword?
Answer Llanfairpwllgwyngyll
Song the Whale Song
Artist Modest Mouse
Note Llanfairpwllgwyngyll is in (duh) Wales. Its name is sometimes lengthened to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, which is the longest one-word place name in Europe. It translates as "Saint Mary's Church in a hollow of white hazel near the rapid whirlpool of the church of Saint Tysilio with a red cave".
Number 59
Realm comedy shows
Subrealm revenge
Question What business does Nathan Fielder help out when creating a sleeper group of Rogue Uber drivers to gain negative driver reviews?
Answer Andy's taxi service
Song I will follow you into the dar
Artist death cab for cutie
Note This was from an episode of Fielder's docu-reality TV series "Nathan for You".
Number 60
Realm Vision
Subrealm its representation
Question What artist designed the eyes outside of the Williams College Museum of Art (WCMA)
Answer Louise Bourgeois
Song Hungry Eyes
Artist Eric Carmen
Note The Eyes were installed in 2001.
Number 61
Realm political prisoners
Subrealm Elon Musk Replacement
Question Who violated the Espionage Act in 2013?
Answer Chelsea Manning
Song Oblivion
Artist grimes
Note Edward Snowden was also accepted as an answer.
Number 62
Realm Ancient history
Subrealm Ancient animal guts
Question Ancient Egyptians used catgut, a natural fiber found in the walls of animal intestines, for what dental purpose?
Answer As wires/cords for straightening the teeth–a predecessor to modern braces
Song Walk like an Egyptian
Artist the Bangles
Note Flossing was also accepted.
Number 63
Realm Williams Celebs
Subrealm We have a lot of them
Question Williams college has had many alumni who have gone on to become very powerful people. One even went on to become the second longest tenured Supreme Court Justice in the history of the US. Who was this Justice and how many opinions did they write?
Answer Justice Stephen Fields; 544 opinions
Song Fields of Gold
Artist Sting
Number 64
Realm 20th Century Dictatorships
Subrealm Brand Management
Question Nikolai Yezhov was a Soviet secret police official at the height of the Great Purge. He fell out of favor in 1938; beyond being interrogated and killed, what notable thing happened to Yezhov (and many others like him)?
Answer He was edited out of photos with Stalin.
Song Don't Stand so Close to Me
Artist The Police
Number 65
Realm Music
Subrealm The Music of the Future
Question Which musical act's name translates to "The First Sound of the Future?"
Answer Hatsune Miku
Song Robots
Artist Flight of the Conchords
Note Hatsune Miku is a vocaloid software voicebank.
Number 66
Realm Virtual Girls
Subrealm In a Virtual World
Question Since the pandemic, Virtual Youtubers (or VTubers) have exploded in popularity online. One of the most popular VTubers is Gawr Gura, a shark anime girl. What talent agency is Gura represented by?
Answer Hololive
Song Miku
Artist Hatsune Miku (produced by Anamanaguchi)
Number 67
Realm Crocodiles
Subrealm Someone Get These Motherflipping Crocodiles Out of My Motherflipping Province
Question When Tang dynasty writer and politician Han Yu was demoted to a provincial post in Chao Zhou, he found that he had an alligator problem. What did he do from there?
Answer He officially banished them. (He wrote a text, "Sacrificial Text for Crocodiles," in which he told them all to go away; it was kind of a joke, but also a meditation on the nature of power, consciousness, etcetera.)
Song Crocodile Rock
Artist Elton John
Number 68
Realm Hurricanes
Subrealm In Space?
Question Humans have spent a lot of time trying to make their mark in space. Recently, a volcano made its mark on space by causing winds of over 450 mph to form in the ionosphere. Where was that volcano?
Answer Tonga!
Song Eruption
Artist Van Halen
Note The eruption happened in January, 2022.
Number 69
Realm Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll
Subrealm Sex and Drugs and Flatt and Scruggs
Question Beyond being musicians, what do foo fighter Dave Grohl and dobro legend Jerry Douglas have in common?
Answer They're both from Warren Ohio
Song Fire
Artist The Ohio Players
Note Warren is near Younstown, in Northeastern Ohio. Roger Ailes, Catherine Bach and director Chris Columbus were/are also from Warren.
Number 70
Realm What Dat Mouth Do?
Subrealm Nothing Apparently
Question In an interview from 2015, DJ Khaled made waves when he said he wouldn't do what with his wife?
Answer Give her oral sex
Song 34+35
Artist Ariana Grande
Note DJ Khaled said he does not perform oral sex on women because 'there are different rules for men'. Good luck with that one.
Number 71
Realm Boats
Subrealm We Love Boats
Question Joseph Hart published a book in 1848 which, while its title implied a nautical theme, actually was the first to propose what literary theory?
Answer Shakespeare didn't write the plays attributed to him (accept any and all variants)
Song Love Story
Artist Taylor Swift
Number 72
Realm Crime and Punishment
Subrealm in K-Pop
Question In 2008, many K-Pop fans were convinced that members of the group Girls' Generation were flirting with members of boy bands. What punitive measure did they enact?
Answer A "black ocean" - when they got onstage at the Dream Concert (a huge K-Pop event), the entire audience turned their glowsticks off and went silent. This is the first instance of a "black ocean."
Song Under the Blacklight
Artist Rilo Kiley
Number 73
Realm Languages
Subrealm And the People Who Speak Them
Question Yuen Ren Chao (sometimes transliterated as Zhao Yuanren) half-joked that he was the only speaker of a particular language - what language was it?
Answer National Standard Mandarin (Guoyu, Kuoyu, etc are all acceptable answers). This was an attempt at creating an amalgamation of features of a number of varieties of Chinese; it didn't work very well, because it wasn't a language with any native speakers, so in the future the standard would just be Beijing speech.
Song Orange Crush
Artist REM
Number 74
Realm Crime and Punishment
Subrealm in the church.
Question In 897, Pope Formosus was put on trial in the papal court, and his papacy was eventually declared null. He couldn't defend himself; why?
Answer He was dead.
Song Speed Trials
Artist Elliott Smith
Hint Why wouldn't he show up to trial
Note Because he backed the wrong horse in turbulent political times, Formosus's remains were exhumed 7 months after his death, sat in a chair, and put on trial in the "Cadaver Synod".
Number 75
Realm Sequels
Subrealm Why Doesn't Hollywood Make Original Movies Anymore??
Question James Cameron had a simple but effective pitch for the sequel to Ridley Scott's Alien. What was the pitch?
Answer He wrote "ALIENS" on the board, and then added two lines to make the S into a dollar sign.
Song Your Smiling Face
Artist James Taylor
Number 76
Realm Sports with Balls
Subrealm dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge.
Question In the 2004 movie Dodgeball:A True Underdog Story, the film created a fake television network called ESPN8 "The Ocho." In 2017, which station rebranded itself into ESPN8 for a single day, playing obscure sports such as dodgeball tournaments?
Answer ESPNU
Song Crank That (Soulja Boy) (clean)
Artist Soulja boy
Note Sports covered included trampoline dodgeball, darts, disc golf, kabaddi, and roller derby.
Number 77
Realm Williams Celebs
Subrealm Wait. He didn't go to Williams
Question Famous children's book author Eric Carle left a signed copy of one of his books, the very hungry caterpillar, with the college. This book is still in special collections to this day. Why was Carle at the college and left this signed book with the college?
Answer He was awarded an honorary degree
Song Fat
Artist Weird Al yankovic
Number 78
Realm George Foreman...
Subrealm ...More like George Fivemen
Question George Foreman, professional boxer turned grill spokesperson, has quite the family. With 12 children, 5 of them being sons, he decided he wanted them to all have something in common. What do they have in common?
Answer They're all named George Edward Foreman
Song FourFiveSeconds
Artist Rihanna
Number 79
Realm More Movies
Subrealm Jealousy
Question Who Framed Roger Rabbit features both Disney characters and Looney Tunes characters. Under what condition did Warner Brothers allow Looney Tunes characters to be used?
Answer Their characters would receive the same amount of screentime as Disney characters - so in the finished movie they all appear in the same scenes.
Song White Rabbit
Artist Jefferson Airplane
Number 80
Realm Russia
Subrealm Its Literature and Character
Question Fyodor Dostoyevsky's The Brothers Karamazov was intended to be only the first part of a longer work. What was Alyosha, the pious and compassionate protagonist of the first novel, supposed to do in the sequel?
Answer Assassinate the Tsar of Russia.
Song Bulls on Parade
Artist Rage Against the Machine
Number 81
Realm Modern Fiction
Subrealm Backstory
Question Which critically acclaimed American writer first had a career as a geophysicist?
Answer George Saunders
Song Rock With You
Artist Michael Jackson
Number 82
Realm Sports with Balls
Subrealm Alright this is the last one
Question The NBA MVP is selected by various sports analyists who each cast a first place, second place, and third place ballot. Who was the first person to get a unanimus vote for MVP?
Answer Steph Curry
Song Basketball
Artist Bow Wow
Number 83
Realm Disney
Subrealm He actually escaped!
Question Stich's Great Escape! was an infamous disney ride that had mixed reception from the people who rode it. Many guests complained that the chili dog burp smell made them nauseous. Disney eventually chose to shut the ride down. What day was its final operation?
Answer January 6, 2018
Song Hawaiian rollercoaster ride
Artist Mark Keali'i Ho'omalu
Note Song title good enough
Number 84
Realm Video Games
Subrealm But first, we need to talk about parallel universes
Question What is the minimal amount of A-presses required to obtain the Watch for Rolling Rocks star in Super Mario 64?
Answer 1/2
Song Still Feel
Artist Half Alive
Hint It's not a whole number
Note The strategy involves starting the level with the A-button pressed already. It originally took 13 hours to complete.
Number 85
Realm Math 110
Subrealm Wait, why are there letters?
Question What is the only number which, when spelled out, has its letters in alphabetical order?
Answer forty
Song Since You Been Gone
Artist Kelly Clarkson
Hint factor of 10
Note This is a nice bit of trivia!
Number 86
Realm Math 394
Subrealm Did Not Get Taught To This One Guy, Apparently
Question In 1897, a bill was proposed which would legally set the square root of 2 to be equal to 10/7. In which state was this bill introduced?
Answer Indiana
Song American Idiot
Artist Green Day
Hint Better known as the Pi Bill
Note The legislature in Indiana briefly fell under the sway of crackpot amateur mathemetician named Edward J. Goodwin. He convinced certain legislators to introduce a bill containing some false matheatical equivalencies, and it passed on February 6th, 1897. Most famously it implied that pi is 3.2, which is why the bill has come to be known as the "pi bill". Fortunately for the state of Indiana, a Purdue University professor named C. A. Waldo happened to be in the legislature that day, with the goal of securing the annual appropriation for his University. He got wind of the bill and coached some senators about it. The bill was subsequently tabled in the senate.
Number 87
Realm Math ???
Subrealm Oh no, we messed up
Question We all know that Popeye gets super strong when he eats his spinach. However, spinach isn't the super food Popeye makes it out to be. Erich von Wolf in a study suggested in a published study that it was high in iron. What was wrong with the study when it was released?
Answer There was a missing decimal. Rather than say 3.5mg it said 35mg
Song Decimal Place Value Song
Artist Numberock
Hint How do you make a number smaller?
Number 88
Realm Amherst
Subrealm They'll never make an A
Question Most of campus likely knows the story of the Ephs response to Amherst searing an A on our football field. In response, Williams placed a B+ on their field because we all know they'd never get an A. Which alum claims credit for coming up with this idea on the Alumni website?
Answer Brian Hirshman '06
Song abc (nicer)
Artist Gayle
Note Brian has a picture to prove it, and you can find it in the team gallery, because he played in this contest (as he has in many recent contests) as "Putting the B+ in AmB+Herst since winter 2005"
Number 89
Realm Literature
Subrealm I Just Read The Summary On Wikipedia
Question What Broadway musical is based on a novel known for its length?
Answer Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812
Song Moskau
Artist Dshingus Khan
Note The musical is based on a 70-page section of "War and Peace" by Leo Tolstoy.
Number 90
Realm Film Youtubers
Subrealm Everyone's a critic
Question CinemaSins, Honest Trailers, and How it Should Have Ended (all youtubers who discuss movies in some manner) released their episodes on Back to the Future II on the same day. What day was this and why was it significant?
Answer October 21, 2015; It was the day Doc and Marty landed in the future in the movie
Song Year 3000
Artist Jonas Brothers
Number 91
Realm Mandela
Subrealm No, not that one
Question The Mandela effect is the phenomenon in which people misremember small details about something. For example, most people remember the Darth Vader line as "Luke, I am your father," which is incorrect. What did Vader actually say?
Answer No, I am your father
Song Starships
Artist Nicki Minaj
Number 92
Realm Final Fantasy
Subrealm This time Disney's the subclass
Question In 2002, the video game Kingdom Hearts was released. In addition to original characters, the series has characters from various Disney movies and Final Fantasy games. Where did the Final Fantasy and Disney executives first meet to discuss this project?
Answer In an Elevator
Song simple and clean
Artist Hikaru Utada
Hint Both companies worked in the same building
Note Kingdom Hearts was conceived by Shinji Hashimoto and Hironobo Sakaguchi, who worked for video game developer Square in Japan. It happened that Disney shared space in the same office building as Square, and one day Hashimoto ran into a Disney executive in the elevator and proceeded to pitch him the idea. The rest is history.
Number 93
Realm Sports With Balls
Subrealm Ok This is Actually the last one
Question In 1994, Canada passed an act declaring its national summer and winter sports. What is the nation's summer sport?
Answer lacrosse
Song Hold On, We're Going Home
Artist Drake

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