| If | Would? Alice in Chains |
| you really want to | Do You Really Want to Hurt Me? Violent Femmes |
| hear | Right Here, Right Now, Jesus Jones |
| about it | Tell Her About It, Billy Joel |
| the first thing | Chelsea Morning, Joni Mitchell |
| you'll | Girl You'll Be a Woman Soon, Urge Overkill |
| probably | It's Probably Me, Sting |
| want to know is | Are You Gonna Go My Way? Lenny Kravitz |
| where I was born | Yellow Submarine, the Beatles |
| and | Screenwriter's Blues, Soul Coughing |
| what | Respect, Aretha Franklin |
| my | My Way, Frank Sinatra |
| lousy | Jurassic Park, Weird Al Yankovic |
| childhood | Sweet Child O' Mine, Guns n' Roses |
| was like | spoken intro to I'm Amazed, the Pixies (also accept Vamos) |
| and how | Blowin' in the Wind, Bob Dylan |
| my parents | Parents Just Don't Understand, DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince |
| were | Gravel, Ani Difranco |
| occupied | Aenima, Tool |
| and all | Monkey Wrench, Foo Fighters |
| before | Policy of Truth, Depeche Mode |
| they had | Life in the Fast Lane, the Eagles |
| me and | Me and Bobby McGee, Janis Joplin & Full Tilt Boogie Band (also accept Big Brother and the Holding Company) |
| all that | All That She Wants, Ace of Bass |
| David Copperfield | Pharcyde, the Pharcyde |
| kind of | Crazy, Aerosmith |
| crap | Piece of Crap, Neil Young |
| but | Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm, Crash Test Dummies |
| I don't feel like | Face Pollution, Soundgarden |
| going | Carolina in My Mind, James Taylor |
| into | Into the Great Wide Open, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers |
| it | Down in It, Nine Inch Nails |
| if you want to | Wannabe, Spice Girls |
| know the truth. | Pink Triangle, Weezer |