| Total | Questions | Hours | Supers | Actions | Ultra | Other | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| At 200 Miles Per Hour, There is No Diplomatic Immunity | 313 | 173 | 57 | 40 | 35 | 6 | 8 |
| Mark Taylor Has Only One Ass. He Is Of No Use to Us. We Must Burn the Room, Burn the Room! | 307 | 177 | 48 | 42 | 35 | 4 | 5 |
| Dude, Being a Pilgrim Totally Sucks Ass! | 303 | 173 | 56 | 39 | 29 | 5 | 6 |
| Nancy Sinatra Was Quite a Choice Piece of Ass | 276 | 162 | 41 | 36 | 29 | 5 | 8 |
| Carpe Mortum | 255 | 154 | 42 | 30 | 25 | 4 | 4 |
| The Sofa Kings (best frosh team) | 243 | 158 | 35 | 32 | 18 | 0 | 0 |
| Read My Lips, Make My Day, Eat Quiche, and Die | 214 | 147 | 27 | 25 | 10 | 1 | 5 |
| The Manhattan Skyliners | 155 | 154 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 |
| Houston, We Have a Problem (from Houston, Texas) | 46 | 45 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
10. "Trivia is Love" 38 (*)
11. The Hubbell House Whores 36
12. If I Did Everything Derek Told Me To Do, I'd Be Bald, Homeless and Sterile By Now 34
13. Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Man-Friendly Lesbian 30
14. Ted and Elizabeth Benson of Durham, North Carolina (from, of all places, Durham, NC) 26
15. I Hate Grapes. I Can't Stand Grapes. I Loathe Grapes, All Kinds of Grapes. I Hate Purple Grapes, I Hate Green Grapes. I Hate Grapes With Seeds, I Hate Grapes Without Seeds. I Hate Them Peeled, and Not Peeled. I Hate Grapes in Bunches, One at a Time, or In Groups of Twos and Threes. I Fucking Hate Grapes! 22
15. The Tasmanian Tree Biters of the North 22
17. Don't Become a High School Mathematics Teacher 17
18. Strangers in the Night, Exchanging Coffins 15
19. Old Dilated Eyes is Back 10
20. Don't Sit Too Close to Him.... You'll Catch Being a Moron 8
20. I Am Evil Homer (from Baltimore) 8
20. Marry Me, David Duchovny 8
20. Coop.... Chihuahua 8
24. Teddy Buffo 6
24. Derek's Pants Have Struck Out on Their Own 6
24. Put Gear in Ass 6
24. Chu Chuckerlin.... Now with Kibble 6
24. Jeff McMahon is a Traitor 6
29. Cheesemongers 5
29. Monkey Torture 5
31. A Brilliant Drunk Glaswegian 4
31. The Taste of Golden Spray 4
31. We Want You Moist, Moist, Moist, Moist, Moist, Moist 4
31. Small Mexican Chihuahua 4
31. Night of 1,000 Wedgies 4
31. All Hail Our Dark Lord John 4
31. Jeff McMahon is a Mewling, Teary-Eyed Mama's Boy 4
31. Paddington Bitch 4
39. Unemployed in Micronesia (from the Pacific island nation of Micronesia) 2
39. Masturbating Bear 2
39. Do Farts Have Lumps? 2
39. Leo Gorcey Loved My Hot Cheese Stick 2
39. Carrack 2
39. Get Off Your Ass, You Crusty Alums, I Don't Want to Win 2
39. Yo Quiero Taco Bell 2
39. Kyle's Mom is a Big Fat Bitch in D Minor 2
39. The Evil Stereotypical Mexican Crime and Drug Lord 2
39. There's Nothing Like Urinating in the Open Air 2
39. Dammit 2
39. We're Not Just Three Guys on a Fishing Trip, We're a Whole Damn Town 2
39. Blue Salmon 2
39. Word.... and a Bigger Boom 2
39. John, the Lord of Lies 2
39. I Could Have Seen Lucci in Person, But I Came to Trivia 2
39. Thank You, Antonio 2
39. Red Hot Nipple Chips 2
39. Milli Dies, Vanilli Wonders: "Am I Next?" 2
39. Professor Chinkeli and the Homologies 2
39. Snowman 2
39. Kill, Peter, Kill 2
39. Strinpling Something 2
39. .45 Madhouse 2
39. Sammy's Eye Will Never Rot 2
39. Chris Fairbanks is a Snivelling, Mewling Little Mama's Boy 2
39. Man Sky 2
39. Kara Roggenkemp is a Broad 2
67. Sting Me, Wasp Boy 1
67. They Killed Sadru 1
67. People On the Air Need to Stop Being Funny 1
67. That's OUR Molasses Question 1
???. Shoehorn with Teeth (the team of eternal mystery, racking up top score after top score before vanishing with the night as if... they never really existed at all.....?)
(*= includes 8 points from a suspiciously sub-literate "Trivia is Cor" listing.)