| 301 | A Judo a Chop Chop Chop |
| 299 | Lick My Love Pump |
| 295 | Costa Rican Volcanoes |
| 283 | Occam's Toothbrush |
| 271 | Phasers on Stun |
| 261 | Turtle Wax |
| 241 | Joel |
| 191 | A Large, Vibrating Egg |
| 172 | The Manhattan Skyliners |
| 162 | Tu w/ no |
(NOTE: The above totals are taken from a hastily handwritten scoresheet that was transcribed in the heat of post-8 AM fatigue. Something tells us that there was never a team simply named "Joel." The team "Tu w/ no" is definitely shortchanged here. Tuna with No Bones? Tungsten with Novocaine? Tupperware with no Lids? Your guess is as unhelpful as ours.)