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The Mysterious 1994 Answer Key
December 11, 1994: Trivia players arriving at the WCFM radio station to pick up bonuses at midnight collected The Steeplechase Super Bonus, the Children's Lit Montage Hour Bonus..... and this, a document whose precise purpose has never been properly ascertained.
All I can say is that when we found out too late that every team had taken a copy of this answer key, well, it was just a doggone good thing we'd sohappened to have prepared a full 100-question/song backup contest. (Good advice for anybody out there, by the way.)
PRIMITIVE SKILLS TRIVIA CONTEST---SECRET ANSWER KEY
FOR OUR EYES ONLY---DO NOT DISTRIBUTE!!
- "How Dare They Challenge Us With Their Primitive Skills?"
- Police Academies 1, 2, 4, 5, and 6,but NOT 3.
- Because of the sores.
- Welcome Back, Kotter, Chico And The Man and Shoah.
- A 5-inch section of the abdomen.
- Each of the novels was written exclusively in chalk.
- Tubs of viscous goo.
- William "The Refrigerator" Perry.
- August 20, 1897, at 6:20 in the evening.
- Eleven herbs and spices.
- Hair in a can.
- Hair in a can.
- Hair in a can.
- Hair in a can.
- Hair in a can.
- The scar tissue makes it impossible to weigh.
- "Nanu, nanu."
- In the attic.
- Trick Question: acceptance speeches cannot be heard in outer space.
- Ace Frehley--14; Paul Stanley--31; Gene Simmons--5; Peter Criss--102.
- It carries its young in its anus.
- Where In The World is Carmen Sandiego?
- The 2 "Dakota" states are "North" Dakota and "South" Dakota.
- All of them featured Scott Baio in drag.
- Baba Booie!
- He was originally Elmer Fuddoskowoskolefkowitz the 3rd.
- You cannot donate teeth.
- Xenon, curium and tin.
- A) Because of his lactose intolerance;
B) Because of his abrupt spasmotic thrusting;
C) And just because!
- It was the only chapter of the Bible ever printed on fiberglass.
- "Property of Tom" "Property of Roseanne"
- The devastating camel clutch.
- Cop Rock.
- A "Berliener" is a jelly doughnut.
- To symbolize the love of birds.
- Because "OKOY" spelled backwards is "Yoko."
- He got the nickname because he used to be a coach.
- The lowly ocelot.
- The Tin Woodsman didn't have testicles.
- Spud Webb.
- Nobody invented oxygen; it was always just there.
- "Renuzit doozit!"
- With his feet encased in cement, he was forced to paint.
- A) The New York Metropolitans
B) The New York Knickerbockers
C) The New York Yankee-ee-ees
- It was the only novel ever written without using the letter "E."
- The goddamn "Gadsby" question has now been asked in SEVEN contests!
- He is not an actual frog,just a green sock puppet.
- Professor Plum.
- His eyepatch actually hid a second nose.
- The young kid who lived briefly with the Bradys was named Orville; he was accidentally beheaded by falling scenery.
- Whoville.
- Because there's so many of the bugs to capture.
- They're all types of yarmulkes.
- Aunt Harriet was added so that viewers wouldn't get the mistaken impression that Bruce Wayne's young ward was actually sucking his thick, manly penis--the foreskin parting as the shaft strained upwards, ever upwards, eager to be gripped firmly within Burt Ward's succulent lips for the ultimate in man-boy action, before the sudden release, oh-h-h, sweet, sweet release--at the request of ABC-TV executive (TEAMS MUST ANSWER EXACTLY FOR CREDIT)
- Chief O'Hara was added so he could help Commissioner Gordon.
- The Keebler Elves.
- It's the precise epicenter of Marseilles.
- CDs replaced the LP because record companies can charge so much more money for them.
- Cow tipping is legal in Montana.
- The skin comes off in chunks.
- Peanut.
- Stedman does not love Oprah.
- The name is a misnomer, because the Giants are actually no larger than the other players in the league.
- Die Really, Really Hard This Time
- Wheat.
- A) Because they didn't give out Oscars until 1929.
B) Because the Monroe Doctrine was not a film.
- Zsa Zsa, Eva, and Shecky.
- Gaylord and Perry Houses were actually named after spitball pitcher Gaylord Perry.
- Love--American Style
- Plasma, plasma, and more plasma!
- Golf.
- Minute Mouse.
- "I'm not ready for this, Merv!"
- The original ending featured Ilsa staying with Rick,the Cafe being sold, and the Nazis winning World War II.
- Cabin Boy.
- The cat's pajamas.
- John Wayne--Marion Morrison
Ringo Starr--Richard Starkey
Jesus Christ--Andrew Yownley
Judy Garland--Frances Gumm
Tom Cruise--Heeblewenziko d'Foogy
- "Kills bugs dead."
- The dish was named after the singer, Meatloaf.
- Itchy And Scratchy.
- Blue.
- The major difference between Roddy Piper and God is that God never got to be Intercontinental Champ.
- He got the name because he was more super than other men.
- "M
- Peel, we're needed."
- A tattoo in the shape of Art Garfunkel.
- First you shave the gerbil; then you roll it in the cocaine.
- The Search For Spock; The Voyage Home; Generations; Uhuru's Quest; This Time It's Personal; Set Your Phasers On Love.
- Krunk.
- Satan's whiskers.
- 1,000--1 to hold the lightbulb, and 999 to turn the house.
- Beavis just wouldn't do that.
- Star Trek fan--"Trekkie"
Grateful Dead fan--"Deadhead"
Garrison Keillor fan--"Utterly worthless moronic loser"
- Phenoxybenzyl, dimethyl, cyclohexene, dicarboximide, salt.
- "Sing Along With Colin"
- Pac-Man;
- Pac-Man; Baby Pac-Man; Uncle Pac-Man; Pac-Man Junior; Generalissimo Pac-Man; Shaq-Man; It's Pac, Man.
- If you took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, would it?
- Charles Manson, Brooke Shields, Daisy Fuentes, Morley Safer.
- Hadrian'sWall.
- It's the most successful film with the word "Jurassic" in the title.
- Not only can't we name every man to play James Bond, we don't give a flaming rat's ass, and we spit on those who do know.
- Curious George; Curious George Goes To The Hospital; Curious George Flies A Kite; Curious George Experiences Self-Doubt; Curious George Goes To Rwanda; Curious George Gets A Table Dance.
- "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go."
- Oh yeah, before we forget....Tonga!
- Hair in a can.