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THE NORTON ANTHOLOGY OF POETRY

IMAGES
Tyrone Green (Eddie Murphy) - Saturday Night Live

TO WHOM IT CONCERNS
DarleneConner - Roseanne

HAIKU
Beavis & Butt-head - ditto

THE BEAST WITHIN
Barney the dinosaur - Barney & Friends

THE ESSENCE OF PUREBREAD (Elegy For A Dying Utopia)
Underdog - ditto

I CARE
Al Bundy - Married....With Children

DAMNABLE FLEAS
Colonel Flagg - M*A*S*H

PANTS
Chuckles The Clown - Mary Tyler Moore Show

WOO
Curly - The 3 Stooges

THIS PLANET WARM AND HUMAN
Phil Rizzuto - Yankees telecasts

ODE TO SPOT
Data - Star Trek: Next Generation

THE HEART IS A HUNGRY APE
Darla - Little Rascals/Our Gang

IMMUTABLE ANGST
Felix Unger - Odd Couple

ANOTHER CHRISTMAS OF AGONY
??? - Cheers

CLOUDS
Louie De Palma - Taxi

ELEGY WRITTEN UPON A WINDOWSILL
Ed Norton - Honeymooners

LOVEMAN
Homer & Abraham Simpson - The Simpsons

INTRUSION
Sweathogs - Welcome Back Kotter

THE PIXIE'S LAMENT
The Fairie Pixie - MTV's Remote Control

ANGRY YOUNG DANE
Gilligan/MaryAnn - Gilligan's Island

BOX
Chris In The Morning - Northern Exposure

OZYMANDIUS
Graham Chapman - Monty Python's Flying Circus

CREEPY GIRL
Tom Servo - Mystery Science Theater 3000

COME FISH COME
Barney Fife - Andy Griffith Show

CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?
Archie Bunker - All In The Family