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WELCOME BACK, MY FRIENDS, TO THE SHOW THAT NEVER ENDS.....

"Hello, Williamstown!"

WILL YOU JOIN ME PLEASE IN WELCOMING THE GREATEST ROCK AND ROLL BAND IN THE WORLD, MAKING THEIR ABSOLUTE LAST TRIVIA FAREWELL TOUR AND THIS TIME WE MEAN IT, BY GUM......

HOW DARE THEY CHALLENGE US WITH THEIR PRIMITIVE SKILLS?

THE ORIGINAL LINEUP, BEFORE WE WERE BROKEN UP BY THE PRESSURES OF SUCCESS:

Bass Desmond "The 4th Pip" Devlin
Keyboards The Artist Formerly Known as Mike Devlin
Lead Guitar Wendi Frasca Goes To Hollywood
Sousaphone Gayle "Little Miss Dynamite" Gaddis
Triangle Shane Guenego and Dawn
Parallelogram Jon "Wear My Ring Around Your Neck, and Tell the World I'm Yours, By" Heck
Finger Snaps Steve "The Gloved One" Homer
Lead Vocals Paul "The Maestro of Love" Kahn
Backing Vocals Virgil "Mr." Lee
Screeching Vocals Little Richard Levey
French Horn Scott "Eleanor" Rigby
English Horn Bill "Boy Toy" Schiano
Tongan Horn Tim "The Velvet Fog" Swankey
Electric Oboe Bob "Old Blue Eyes" Westervelt
Harsh, Intermittent Whistling Moish "Jesus of Cool" Whinston
AND THEIR WINTER '94 ROADIES:
The Big E, Evan Kahn
Michael "Rowed The Boat Ashore" Larkin
Screamin' Jeff Lindenblatt
Chris "The Thin White Duke" Meisner
Ari "U.S." Weinstein

I'd like to say "thanks" on behalf of the group, and I hope we passed the audition. (AR HAR HAR)