| 1 | Marge vs. the Monorail |
| 2 | Lisa Kudrow |
| 3 | Amy Poehler |
| 4 | Stacy Richter/Andy's Little Sister |
| 5 | Ellie Kemper |
| 6 | John Krasinski and Angela Kinsey |
| 7 | Tina Fey |
| 8 | Jack McBrayer |
| 9 | Liz Lemon's former boyfriend |
| 10 | Tracy Jordan, because on a previous appearance he had threatened to stab Conan |
| 11 | Katt Williams |
| 12 | Spinning his wedding ring |
| 13 | Eisenhower |
| 14 | The White Stripes |
| 15 | Mario |
| 16 | By officiating the first ever televised same-sex wedding. |
| 17 | Lost, The Office, 24, House, South Park, Dateline's To Catch a Predator |
| 18 | "Ya Got Trouble" or "Trouble" |
| 19 | Minty the Candy Cane |
| 20 | Triumph the Insult Comic Dog |
| 21 | The Horny Manatee |
| 22 | The Masturbating Bear |
| 23 | Ted Turner |
| 24 | Flaming C |
| 25 | The Interrupter |
| 26 | Tarja Halonen, president of Finland. Some say her resemblance to Conan and his endorsement of her led to her reelection. |
| 27 | Who made Huckabee? Bonus: Walker Texas Ranger Lever |
| 28 | Jordan Schlansky, Associate Producer |
| 29 | Andres Du Bouchet, Writer |
| 30 | Max Weinberg, Drummer/Bandleader |
| 31 | Brian Stack, Writer |
| 32 | Joel Goddard, Announcer |
| 33 | Deon Cole, Writer |
| 34 | Pierre Bernard, Graphic Designer |
| 35 | La Bamba, Trombone Player |
| 36 | Mike Merrit, Bass Player |
| 37 | Demetri Martin |
| 38 | Louie CK |
| 39 | Robert Smigel |
| 40 | Marc Maron |
| 41 | Pale Force |
| 42 | Jim Gaffigan |
