| Quote | Source | Hear it | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Ricola | Ricola Commercials | Sound |
| 2 | Pappy said son you're gonna drive me to drinkin' if you don't stop driving that Hot Rod Lincoln | Hot Rod Lincoln by Commander Cody | Sound |
| 3 | "I was wrong." (Fonzie) | Ron Howard's endorsement of Barack Obama | Sound |
| 4 | Warriors, come out and play. | The Warriors (1979) | Sound |
| 5 | Hello Peter, what's happening? | Office Space (1999) | Sound |
| 6 | I really don't have time for this, newbie. | Dr. Cox on Scrubs | |
| 7 | You must respect my authority. | Eric Cartman on South Park | Sound |
| 8 | Definitely time for Wapner. | Raymond in Rainman (1988) | |
| 9 | "Please welcome Liz Lemon!" (Oprah?) | The Oprah episode of 30 Rock | Sound |
| 10 | Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier! | Howard Cosell, Joe Frazier v. George Forman, 1973 | Sound |
| 11 | What do you want for nothing? A rubber biscuit? | Blues Brothers, Rubber Biscuit | Sound |
| 12 | "Cool whip" (Stewie) | Stewie on Family Guy | Sound |
| 13 | It was... soap poisoning! | A Christmas Story (1983) | |
| 14 | A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. | Hannibal Lector, The Silence of the Lambs (1991) | Sound |
| 15 | Why don't you all fade away, and don't try to dig what we all say? | The Who, My Generation | Sound |
| 16 | Maybe he only speaks whale. "We need to find his son. Can you give us directions?" | Dory in Finding Nemo (2003) | Sound |
| 17 | This is Jeopardy! | Intro to Jeopardy | Sound |
| 18 | Madness? This is Sparta! | 300 (2006) | Sound |
| 19 | And my straw reaches across the room, and starts to drink your milkshake. I drink your milkshake! I drink it up! | SNL Sketch about milkshakes | Sound |
| 20 | It's only wafer-thin. | Monty Python's The Meaning of Life (1983) | Sound |
| 21 | I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm afraid. | HAL 9000, 2001 (1968) | Sound |
| 22 | Goal | Soccer | Sound |
| 23 | Fish fish fish. A fishy requisite. | Monty Python's Flying Circus, Episode 17 | Sound |
| 24 | You rang? | Lurch on The Addams Family | Sound |
| 25 | Hey my brother, can I borrow a copy of your 'Hey Soul Classics'? No, my brother, you have to go buy your own. | Say Anything (1989) |