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Action #1: Mascot Challenge
Amherst recently announced that their sports teams will henceforth be called the Mammoths. Give us your best visual representation of an Eph fighting a Mammoth.
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- Lehman Brothers
- The Versace Characters
- They're Probably Straightforward Nipples!
- Trash Pandas
- United States vs. One .45 Caliber Automatic, Two Boxes of Ammunition, Four Days Concentrated Emergency Rations, One Drug Issue Containing Antibiotics, Morphine, Vitamin Pills, Pep Pills, Sleeping Pills, Tranquilizer Pills, One Miniature Russian Phrasebook and Bible, 100 Dollars in Rubles, 100 Dollars in Gold, Nine Packs of Chewing Gum, One Issue of Prophylactics, Three Lipsticks, and Three Pairs of Nylon Stockings
- [citation needed]
Action #2: Obstacle Course
Construct and complete an obstacle course.
- Lehman Brothers
- Trash Pandas
- United States vs. One .45 Caliber Automatic, Two Boxes of Ammunition, Four Days Concentrated Emergency Rations, One Drug Issue Containing Antibiotics, Morphine, Vitamin Pills, Pep Pills, Sleeping Pills, Tranquilizer Pills, One Miniature Russian Phrasebook and Bible, 100 Dollars in Rubles, 100 Dollars in Gold, Nine Packs of Chewing Gum, One Issue of Prophylactics, Three Lipsticks, and Three Pairs of Nylon Stockings
Action #3: 15th Century Memes
What would 15th century memes have looked like? Give us your best drawing.
- Lehman Brothers
- The Versace Characters
- They're Probably Straightforward Nipples!
- Trash Pandas
- United States vs. One .45 Caliber Automatic, Two Boxes of Ammunition, Four Days Concentrated Emergency Rations, One Drug Issue Containing Antibiotics, Morphine, Vitamin Pills, Pep Pills, Sleeping Pills, Tranquilizer Pills, One Miniature Russian Phrasebook and Bible, 100 Dollars in Rubles, 100 Dollars in Gold, Nine Packs of Chewing Gum, One Issue of Prophylactics, Three Lipsticks, and Three Pairs of Nylon Stockings
- [citation needed]
Action #4: Normal Human Conversation
Have a text conversation with a teammate where all words are from your phone's list of automatic suggestions. Perform the conversation as a dramatic scene.
(Alternatively, do the same except using Google's search suggestion after each speaker's first word.
- Lehman Brothers
- The Versace Characters
- Trash Pandas
- United States vs. One .45 Caliber Automatic, Two Boxes of Ammunition, Four Days Concentrated Emergency Rations, One Drug Issue Containing Antibiotics, Morphine, Vitamin Pills, Pep Pills, Sleeping Pills, Tranquilizer Pills, One Miniature Russian Phrasebook and Bible, 100 Dollars in Rubles, 100 Dollars in Gold, Nine Packs of Chewing Gum, One Issue of Prophylactics, Three Lipsticks, and Three Pairs of Nylon Stockings
Action #5: Shiver Me Timbers
Act out a scene in which at least two of your team members are pirates and one is a boat.
- Lehman Brothers
- Trash Pandas
- United States vs. One .45 Caliber Automatic, Two Boxes of Ammunition, Four Days Concentrated Emergency Rations, One Drug Issue Containing Antibiotics, Morphine, Vitamin Pills, Pep Pills, Sleeping Pills, Tranquilizer Pills, One Miniature Russian Phrasebook and Bible, 100 Dollars in Rubles, 100 Dollars in Gold, Nine Packs of Chewing Gum, One Issue of Prophylactics, Three Lipsticks, and Three Pairs of Nylon Stockings
Action #6: Trick Play
The Williams football team needs a new trick play to win games - show us that play, and don't forget to give it a name!
- Trash Pandas
- United States vs. One .45 Caliber Automatic, Two Boxes of Ammunition, Four Days Concentrated Emergency Rations, One Drug Issue Containing Antibiotics, Morphine, Vitamin Pills, Pep Pills, Sleeping Pills, Tranquilizer Pills, One Miniature Russian Phrasebook and Bible, 100 Dollars in Rubles, 100 Dollars in Gold, Nine Packs of Chewing Gum, One Issue of Prophylactics, Three Lipsticks, and Three Pairs of Nylon Stockings
Action #7: Take That, Rewind it Back
Do something that is only impressive in reverse.
- The Versace Characters
- Trash Pandas
- United States vs. One .45 Caliber Automatic, Two Boxes of Ammunition, Four Days Concentrated Emergency Rations, One Drug Issue Containing Antibiotics, Morphine, Vitamin Pills, Pep Pills, Sleeping Pills, Tranquilizer Pills, One Miniature Russian Phrasebook and Bible, 100 Dollars in Rubles, 100 Dollars in Gold, Nine Packs of Chewing Gum, One Issue of Prophylactics, Three Lipsticks, and Three Pairs of Nylon Stockings
