| 1 | 309 | United States vs. One .45 Caliber Automatic, Two Boxes of Ammunition, Four Days Concentrated Emergency Rations, One Drug Issue Containing Antibiotics, Morphine, Vitamin Pills, Pep Pills, Sleeping Pills, Tranquilizer Pills, One Miniature Russian Phrasebook and Bible, 100 Dollars in Rubles, 100 Dollars in Gold, Nine Packs of Chewing Gum, One Issue of Prophylactics, Three Lipsticks, and Three Pairs of Nylon Stockings |
| 2 | 270 | Trash Pandas |
| 3 | 266 | Jack Is da Bomb |
| 4 | 254 | The Versace Characters |
| 5 | 233 | Lehman Brothers |
| 6 | 215 | Squeaky and the Frommes |
| 7 | 213 | [citation needed] |
| 8 | 189 | 404 Team Name Not Found |
| 9 | 173 | You Know Nothing, Don Ho |
| 10 | 160 | Collective Foole--Rich In Spirit |
| 160 | Marshmallow Maybes? | |
| 12 | 155 | Bloody Smegma |
| 13 | 146 | A Bunch of Loners |
| 14 | 138 | Occam's Toothbrush |
| 15 | 137 | Holy Cow |
| 16 | 133 | Area 52 |
| 17 | 122 | After the war and my second nervous breakdown |
| 18 | 121 | Charmingly Charlie |
| 19 | 117 | They're Probably Straightforward Nipples! |
| 20 | 112 | BOMO |
| 21 | 108 | Im Guy Fieri, I have a hunger for knowledge that can't be satiated and We're Headed to Trivia Town on this weeks episode of Diners Drive ins and Dives |
| 22 | 106 | Taco cat |
| 23 | 104 | The Mayor of Popcornopolis |
| 24 | 96 | Maybe the Owls ARE What They Seem! |
| 25 | 84 | What is Alex Trebek? |
| 26 | 82 | The Tasmanian Treebiters of the North |
| 27 | 72 | Geezers on Stun |
| 28 | 71 | Bite My Shiny Metal Ass |
| 29 | 69 | Anal Bum Cover |
| 30 | 65 | Academia Nuts |
| 31 | 53 | Late to the Party |
| 32 | 48 | Second Place Stars |
| 33 | 41 | You insufferable, half-formed, traitor mega clods! |
| 34 | 40 | Eighth Place Triple Red Shells |
| 35 | 38 | Every Villain Is Lemons |
| 36 | 24 | Scrotosynthesis: The Succulent Scrotes |
| 37 | 10 | Dear Vampire Waitress Catastrophe ON STUN |
| 38 | 1 | A world with nothing but shrimp |
| 1 | Dom is da Bomb too | |
| 1 | Is Jim Comey playing? I hear he has free time. | |
| 1 | Live from the Surgical Intensive Care Unit | |
| 1 | The "G" is silent | |
| 1 | The Mighty Sword of Teamwork and the Hammer of Not Bickering | |
| 1 | The Notorious RBG is protecting you. Appreciate her. | |
| 1 | Tiny hands and tweetbarfing don't make a real president | |
| 1 | Unemployed in Greenland | |
| 47 | 0 | Alternate facts |
| 0 | Can I please buy a fridge? |