Sponge Wombat Tart Rory Award Blue Man

Grande Belgian Wombat Tarts

January 13-14, 2017

FINAL SCORES

1 263 Beautiful Human Submarines
2 251 Such Lawsuit. Many Rights. Wow: Obergefell v. Doges
3 243 Ultra Bonus Ultra Beasts
4 238 Area 52
5 232 The Mud and the Blood and the Beer
6 215 Mr. Scrotey McScroteface III, Esq
7 213 Heidegger's Experiments
8 206 Polar Vortex Presents: 2 Polar 2 Vortex Featuring Four Sets of Corsets
9 187 Seize the Bidet
10 184 Trapped on the Second Floor
11 175 Jack Is da Bomb
12 167 The Enormous WilliEs
13 147 Holy Cow
14 143 EdmondDantes
  143 The Mayor of Popcornopolis
  143 The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles.
17 133 Ice Cream Buffet
18 132 Late Registration
19 127 Charlie in Charge
20 126 Reefy and the High Days
21 124 BOMO
22 118 Fredrickrickrickerson
23 107 In It to Win It*
24 94 Keira's Krew
25 86 You Sold Me Queer Giraffes
26 77 Fuzzy Flamingoes
27 75 Eck and Dad's Graduate Collective Network of Lactating Tin Uvulas from Oz
28 73 Brown v. Bored of Education
  73 Fantastic Breasts And Where To Find Them
30 72 Do guys with waxed mustaches realize they're proclaiming they won't do oral?
31 71 Formerly Holding Phasers, now Geezers on Stun
  71 The Holy Socks of Disrepair
33 67 Now my empty cup tastes as sweet as the punch
34 63 In Loving Memory of Rachel
  63 Occam's Toothbrush
36 37 I can't believe he got elected!
37 30 Bite My Shiny Metal Ass (Friday the 13th Nightmare at 20,000 Feet Edition)
38 29 The Tasmanian Treebiters of the North
39 18 The Super Memes
40 16 what's the difference between this and the other?
41 15 Leather Goddesses of Phobos
42 8 Second Place Stars
43 7 Snip and Alice's Party Pals
44 1 3am Starters (we're in London, England)
  1 A Lannister Always Spays His Pets
  1 Amherst Hamster
  1 Carrie Fisher died on December 27th? I recognized her foul stench.
  1 Jesus Ponies
  1 The Lone Bayonnette
50 0 Holy Cow 2
  0 Sage F

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