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  1. When Springfield is going to be destroyed by a comet, the town fights back by firing a rocket to destroy it. However, the rocket misses. What small additional problem does this cause?
    It destroys the only bridge out of town.

  2. After Homer locks Maggie inside a newspaper box on the street, why can't he get her out again with another quarter?
    He'd stopped by the railroad tracks to flatten all his other quarters.

  3. What's the name of the company that gest shushed at the end of each episode?
    GRACIE FILMS

  4. According to Homer, what separates us from the animals (with one exception)?
    Animals don't weasel out of things -- except the weasel.

  5. After Bart writes phony love letters to his teacher, Edna Crabapple, sends her a fake photo (of Gordie Howe), wins her heart, arranges for a rendezvous in a romantic restaurant, and then never shows up, how does he react to the sight of Edna crying?
    "I can't help but feel partly responsible."

  6. Why does Troy McClure propose to Selma?
    To counteract rumors of his having sex with fish.

  7. When Bart, Homer & the Flanders are lost at sea on an open raft, how are they eventually rescued?
    Using a Krustyburger placemat as a map, they end up sailing to the financially-disastrous offshore oil rig Krustyburger franchise.

  8. Who is baby Maggie's #1 enemy?
    The baby with one eyebrow.

  9. When Lisa decides to become a vegetarian, this sets Homer off into a mocking conga chant. What?
    "You don't win friends with salad!"

  10. What is Smithers' screen saver?
    Burns' voice: You really know how to turn me on.

  11. Lionel Hutz, mall attorney is a reoccurring character who works for what legal services shop?
    "I Can't Believe It's A Law Firm!"

  12. Bart regularly makes harassing phone calls to two people -- who?
    Moe and Linda Lavin

  13. Why does Homer love football so much on Sundays?
    It gets rid of the unpleasant sensation of church.

  14. In court, Sideshow Bob claims that he no longer has any animosity towards the boy who destroyed his life, Bart Simpson. However, he does have "DIE, BART, DIE" tattooed on his chest. How does Sideshow Bob successfully explain this?
    It only means "The, Bart, The" in German.

  15. What are the "Three R's," according to Homer?
    Readin' TV Guide, Ritin' to TV Guide, Renewin' TV Guide

  16. What's Bart's anarchic prank in teacher's parking lot?
    Repainting all the yellow lines one foot closer to each other.

  17. What does Maggie have that Montgomery Burns MUST have?
    His old teddy bear, Bobo.

  18. Write the full lyrics to the Mr. Plow song.
    "Mr. Plow, that's the name/ That name again is Mr. Plow"

  19. When Homer walks through Heaven with God, what two historical figures do we see, and what are they doing?
    Benjamin Franklin & Jimi Hendrix-- playing table hockey.

  20. Who is Lisa's jazz hero?
    Bleeding Gums Murphy

  21. Before his coronary bypass operation, Homer tries to reassure his children by telling them that only bad people die. Bart brings up Abe Lincoln. How does Homer handle this example?
    He tells them that Lincoln sold poisoned milk to schoolchildren.

  22. Homer Simpson has a dream. When he goes to work for a new company, working on Project Arcturus, he confides this dream to his new boss. Alas, his dream is out of reach, though in appreciation for his efforts, his boss does reward him with the first step to his goal. What is his dream, and what does his boss give him?
    He wants to own the Dallas Cowboys. His boss is only able to get him the Denver Broncos.

  23. What magazine is Marge reading every time Maggie gets swiped over the automated checkout at the supermarket?
    "Mom Monthly"

  24. Homer meets a man who thinks he's Michael Jackson in a mental institution. However, why is Homer in there?
    He showed up for work one day with a pink shirt.

  25. What goes wrong with the "free Krustyburger" promotion in 1984?
    The Soviet boycott of the Olympics makes every card a winner.

  26. In an episode set in the future, we see that the 17th Star Trek film is in current release. What is the full title of this epic?
    "Star Trek 17: So Very Old"

  27. Name the four flop animated prime time series, post-Simpsons.
    Capitol Critters; Fish Police; Family Dog; The Critic.