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Dysfunctional Family Audio

  1. "About a maid I'll sing a song/ who didn't have her family long/Not only did she do them wrong/ she did every one of them in..." -- The Irish Ballad -- Tom Lehrer

  2. "You're trying to tell ma that I've got a f*cked up family -- my sister is a junkie and my brother is a rapist, a racist, a murderer, my family cannot take this. If you really are my brother I'ma gonna tell Mom." -- Not My Brotha -- Me Phi Me

  3. "Mamaaaaaa" -- Movin' Out (Anthony's Song) -- Billy Joel

  4. "Mother's" -- Zombie -- the Cranberries

  5. "My sweet mama" -- The Gospel According to Darkness -- Jane Siberry

  6. "Hates her mom, hates the old man." -- Sleazy Come, Easy Go -- LA Guns

  7. "I was your dad/ now I'm you mom." -- Now I'm Your Mom -- David Byrne

  8. "His parents give him love." -- Living for the City -- Stevie Wonder

  9. "My pappy never told me...." -- Runnin' -- Pharcyde

  10. "This *thing* is not your father..." -- The Phantom of the Opera

  11. "Papa said oy" -- Me & Julio... -- Simon and Garfunkel

  12. "Who give a kcuf about a goddamn grammy" -- Terminator X to the Edge of Panic -- Public Enemy

  13. "Grandmother screaming" -- Synchronicity II -- the Police

  14. "Son" -- Solsbury Hill -- Peter Gabriel

  15. "Sunny" -- Sunny Came Home -- Shawn Colvin

  16. "You too, son." -- Into the Woods (Bernadette Peters)

  17. "Mercy on the children" -- Legend in My Living Room -- Annie Lennox

  18. "Food for her kids" -- Black Boys on Mopeds -- Sinead O'Connor

  19. "Sister Jan"(?) -- Tweeter & the Monkey Man -- The Traveling Wilburys
    (we played with so many cuts from "Tweeter" but I think we ended up with Sister Jan. Don't hold me to it.)

  20. "Sister's ex-husband" -- Yer So Bad -- Tom Petty

  21. "A brotha like myself" -- Black Steel -- Tricky (Public Enemy cover)

  22. "My new brother" -- Gin -- Drew Bunting (williamsiana)

  23. "Prodigal daughter" -- You and Me of the 10,000 Wars -- Indigo Girls

  24. "Hey little sister" -- No Woman, No Cry -- the Fugees

  25. "Aunt Bertha" -- Hello Mudduh, Hello Faddah! -- Allan Sherman

  26. "Uncle Jam Wants You!" -- Uncle Jam Wants You -- Funkadelic

  27. "Uncle Sam and Uncle Joe" -- My Sister Rose -- 10,000 Maniacs

  28. "Cousin Florence" -- I Almost Had a Weakness -- Elvis Costello (and the Brodsky Quintet)

  29. "Youe cousin's not a Christian" -- The Christians and the Pagans -- Dar Williams

  30. "Oh, my child" -- Silent Legacy -- Melissa Etheridge

  31. "A lover, or a spouse" -- Out of Range -- Ani DiFranco

  32. "I have grown to know my father" -- The Me That Was Your Son -- Poi Dog Pondering

  33. "A man and his wife" -- Behind the Wall -- Tracy Chapman

  34. "He's just a poor boy/ from a poor family/ spare him his life from this monstrosity." -- Bohemian Rhapsody -- Queen