Plunger II: There Will Be Noone To Stop Us This Time (Charles Munyon)
(To be spoken in an exaggerated British accent)
Theodore Guesel, also known as Dr. Seuss, is best known for his work as a children's author. Seuss, however, also had a very successful career as writer of adult fiction, with such works as Hop on Mom, My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket, and the seminal classics, Horton Feels a Ho and Horton Fakes an Orgasm. We therefore present you a musical in this tradition.
The money's not in opera, the money's not in art,
The money's not in movies 'less you've got a smashing part,
The money's not in theatre, as everybody knows,
The money's all in smut, and so I'm taking off my clothes!
Yes, I'm taking off my clothes and so we're all in for a treat;
Just a little sneak-peek preview; oh my goodness, it's a teat!
But the rest is soon to come, and so i guess it couldn't hurt...
Ladies, gents, prepare yourselves! Here we go, off with the shirt!
No I'm going to pause a moment to take off my shoes and socks,
But don't people get impatient, cause we'll soon be on the rocks.
Now my feet are bare-bones naked, and the rest is soon to follow.
So prepare ye for an eyeful; here's a tall-tale you can swallow.
So I've taken off my clothes and now they're all here on the floor,
And they're going to make a musical with me and Demi Moore
Yes, they're going to call it Seussical; I've got a great big part(*wink*)
And if Dr. Seuss could see it, it would surely stop his heart.
So I thank you all for coming (ahem), and I hope you liked the show;
If you'd like a private viewing, just be sure and let me know. (curtain)