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When we think of movies, our minds immediately flash to the talented men and
women, both on screen and behind the camera, who have communicated to us on a
personal, deeply human level.
But all too rarely do we pay proper attention to the unsung hero of cinema:
the inanimate object.
NO MORE! The following list is a series of items. Each comes from a
specific movie. Each is absolutely critical to a memorable scene, a story
twist, or in some cases, the entire plot of the film. Please provide the
PRECISE weight of each object, in both ounces and kilograms.
Or, failing that, just write down which movie each thing comes from.
- A single rancid turnip.
Gone with the Wind
- A sparking rose, suspended in midair, under a glass container.
Beauty and the Beast
- A penny floating in midair.
Ghost
- The Green Destiny sword.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
- A boombox playing Public Enemy.
Do the Right Thing
- Zoltar, the fortune telling machine.
Big
- A kiosk with a secret passage leading to the sewer.
The Third Man
- A cross, used to jam the handles of two doors.
The Graduate
- Lightbulbs, chewing gum, and kumquats.
It's a Gift
- A magic helmet that controls the weather.
What's Opera, Doc?
- A machine gun that shoots wet glop.
Bugsy Malone.
- A chess set with 33 hollow pieces.
Stalag 17
- Acherontia styx.
Silence of the Lambs
- The "Good Golly Miss Molly" 45 single (flip side: "Hey Hey Hey Hey").
Diner
- Khartoum's head.
The Godfather
- Four trees shaped like a big "W."
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
- A plastic bag blowing around.
American Beauty
- A CGI feather blowing around.
Forrest Gump
- A safe deposit box key inside an aquarium treasure chest.
A Fish Called Wanda
- Two switchblade knives with identically-carved ivory handles.
12 Angry Men
- Gray's Sports Almanac.
Back to the Future II
- A large clock on the side of a 12-story building.
Safety Last
- One cooked boot.
The Gold Rush
- Floating petals on a German lake.
Frankenstein
- Half a grapefruit / unwelcome facial.
The Public Enemy
- A .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world.
Dirty Harry
- A discarded sheriff's badge.
High Noon
- Ominous bundles of sticks.
The Blair Witch Project
- A pirate radio transmitter rigged on a jeep.
Pump Up the Volume
- A shattered snow globe.
Citizen Kane
- The pod bay door.
2001: A Space Odyssey
- The Heart of the Ocean.
Titanic
- A bass viola with a row of bullet holes across it.
Some Like It Hot
- A pair of bulldozers with keys in their ignitions.
Pirates of Silicon Valley
- A 1966 John Deere tractor.
The Straight Story
- A smoldering copy of "Dr. Spock's Baby and Child Care."
Raising Arizona
- A penis scupture and a harlequin mask.
A Clockwork Orange
- A statue of Christ, suspended from a helicopter.
8 1/2
- The letters of transit.
Casablanca
- Collapsed scaffolding on a golf course.
Happy Gilmore
- The intercostal clavicle.
Bringing Up Baby
- A book of e.e. cummings poetry, with special emphasis on "somewhere i have never travelled, gladly beyond" (pg. 112).
Hannah and Her Sisters
- A bottle of Dom Perignon buried at a precise location on the Mexico-U.S.
border.
Fandango
- A building's detached front facing, with one center window near the top.
Steamboat Bill Jr.
- A portable nitrous oxide facemask.
Blue Velvet
- Waterlogged Fed Ex packages.
Cast Away
- Crates of 24K gold miniature Eiffel Towers.
The Lavender Hill Mob
- Santa Claus' walking stick, in the corner of an empty house.
Miracle on 34th St
- The quick fuse.
The Producers
- An inadvertantly electrified road guard rail.
The Ice Storm
- An intentionally electrified hat.
Goldfinger
- A videotape containing outtakes of a TV interview with a rape victim.
Broadcast News
- A Coca-Cola machine blasted apart by a machine gun.
Dr. Strangelove
- A wet towel used as a turban.
Total Recall
- A bloody wood chipper.
Fargo
- A Jewish child's red coat.
Schindler's List
- Two twin ivory elephants, one with a broken trunk.
The Secret Garden
- A very old copy of "The Wizard of Oz".
Zardoz
- Pulsating red crystals, permanently attached.
Logan's Run
- A bag of "chocolate"-covered pretzels.
Mall Rats
- A broomstick with most of the bristles burned off.
The Wizard of Oz
- A desk that gets pulled back and forth through a wall.
Brazil
- A flute/sexual aid.
American Pie
- A bronze nozzle designed to spray kerosene.
Fahrenheit 451
- A bag containing 100,000 Deutsche marks.
Run Lola Run
- A bloody euphonium.
Brassed Off
- A Bren gun.
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
- A crucifix full of cocaine.
Cruel Intentions
- Two crumpled student government ballots.
Election
- A pinecone left on a chair.
The Sound of Music
- A chicken-pie-making machine.
Chicken Run
- Impossibly souped-up PowerBooks.
Mission: Impossible
- A carbon-fibre-reinforced briefcase.
The Thomas Crowne Affair
- An insanity-producing hurdy-gurdy.
City of Lost Children
- A bar of soap that's not just a bar of soap.
Fight Club
- Golden Nautical Safety Bars.
Heist
- The best bicycle in the world.
Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
- A falling Coke bottle.
The Gods Must Be Crazy
- A child's drawing, on the wall of a police station.
Bowling for Columbine
- A baby carriage rolling down a flight of steps.
Battleship Potemkin
- A 200-year-old Volkswagon.
Sleeper
- A tennis racket/spaghetti strainer.
The Apartment
- A blank book that mysteriously writes in itself.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
- A large wall covered by someone else's family photographs.
One Hour Photo
- A talking plaster statuette of the Virgin Mary.
Pecker
- Excalibur, the guitar.
Wayne's World
- An extremely overvalued Ferrari.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
- The salmon mousse.
Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
- A small shard of a bedroom door.
Monsters, Inc.
- A candy that makes noise when you blow through it.
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
- A ham costume.
To Kill a Mockingbird
- A potted palm tree secured by a chain.
Mister Roberts
- A cup of mare's sweat.
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
- A pair of positively enormous door-knockers.
Young Frankenstein
- A Christmas goose as big as a boy.
A Christmas Carol
- A puce lollipop.
Santa Claus: The Movie
- Sixteen million dollars of Nazi gold.
Kelly's Heroes
- A transsexual stripper's suitcase full of $200,000.
Dude, Where's My Car?
- $8,000 in cash, wrapped in a newspaper.
It's a Wonderful Life
- A briefcase whose contents include 50 gold sovereigns.
From Russia with Love
- 50,000 cases of Scotch.
Whisky Galore
- Intercom switches hidden under a table in a police interrogation room.
LA Confidential
- Dad's gas card.
Reality Bites
- An unconscious woman's Maryland driver's licence.
Boys
- A milkman's uniform, borrowed in a lobby.
The 39 Steps
- One of the last surviving komodo dragons, well lit.
The Freshman
- Pocket watches placed under car wheels.
Chinatown
- A smoking, old-fashioned fireman's helmet.
Backdraft
- A Voice-O-Graph record, used as a suicide note.
Badlands
- Red, white, and blue Mini Coopers.
The Italian Job
- A ski pole rigged to fire bullets.
The Spy Who Loved Me
- A half-submerged gas cylinder filled with blasting gelatin.
The African Queen
- A basket and rope, used as an elevator for a small dog.
Rear Window
- Coffins filled with brand-new repeater rifles.
Breakheart Pass
- A case full of red Airborne berets.
A Bridge Too Far
- A British destroyer refitted to look like a German one.
The Gift Horse
- An American submarine refitted to look like a German one.
U-571
- Crates full of rubber anvils.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
- A Yangzte River gunboat's steam engine.
The Sand Pebbles
- Breadfruit plants.
Mutiny on the Bounty
- Ball bearings, rolled in a man's hand.
The Caine Mutiny
- A tide table covering the Frisian (NW German) coast.
Riddle of the Sands
- A white synthetic-fibre suit that will never fall apart.
The Man in the White Suit
- A giant comb carried by two men.
Spaceballs
- A box full of big green, orange-spotted leaves, and nothing else.
The Relic
- A harmonica inserted into a dying man's mouth.
Once Upon a Time in the West
- A roll of film ejected by a reconnaissance satellite.
Ice Station Zebra
- A huge stained-glass window on a fire station.
State and Main
- A stolen electromagnetic-pulse generator.
Ocean's Eleven
- Three million pounds sterling, dipped in urea nitrate.
The World Is Not Enough
- One copy of the "Cadogan Guide to Bali."
Notting Hill
- An origami unicorn.
Blade Runner
- A gold bracelet lying in a mined road.
The English Patient
- A wallet embroidered with the words "Bad Motherfucker."
Pulp Fiction
- Globes of nerve gas in a "string of pearls" configuration.
The Rock
- Blue soup.
Bridget Jones' Diary
- Six empty cages, next to six tiny graves.
Fierce Creatures
- A vial of monkey-serum to save the day.
Outbreak
- Broomsticks with hands.
Fantasia
- Two tennis balls numbered "1" and "2," and a length of rope.
Poltergeist
- An earwax candle.
Shrek
- A vial of a potion that is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly into liquid, and is among the more deadly poisons known to man.
The Princess Bride
- Fop hair pomade.
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
- Half of the Statue of Liberty.
Planet of the Apes
- A table full of water glasses, emptied at the last minute.
Miss Congeniality
- A black box that breaks codes.
Sneakers
- A clock radio with a fondness for Sonny and Cher.
Groundhog Day
- A jar of deadly nightshade.
The Nightmare Before Christmas
- A lucky piece of string.
Mouse Hunt
- A key, dropped from the heavens.
Life is Beautiful
- Mother's balalika, passed down over the years.
Dr Zhivago
- A Ford Pinto, falling off of an exit ramp.
The Blues Brothers
- Green envelopes containing pop-up puzzles.
Batman Forever
- A signal light in an unfinished subway tunnel.
Speed
- A tape measure, and a basketball hoop exactly 10 feet high.
Hoosiers
- Reggie Jackson's mind-controlling wristwatch.
The Naked Gun
- A metal prosthetic arm holding a wedding ring.
The Best Years of Our Lives
- A pulp magazine celebrating the Duke of Death.
Unforgiven
- Broadway's award for Best Newcomer, and the dress of its winner.
All About Eve
- A sign for Athena College.
The Human Stain