US vs. Good Time in Vegas

January 12-13, 2018

On-Air Questions and Songs

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Number 1
Realm Weird Lawsuits, Possibly Regarding Precious Bodily Fluids
Subrealm The Answer To The First Question Is Always The Running Team’s Name
Question Let us suppose for a moment that you are a paralegal for the U.S. Supreme Court. Let us further suppose that you are handed a Federal lawsuit against the late Stanley Kubrick and the makers of “Dr. Strangelove”. This lawsuit, for some reason, is titled: “United States vs. One .45 Caliber Automatic, Two Boxes of Ammunition, Four Days Concentrated Emergency Rations, One Drug Issue Containing Antibiotics, Morphine, Vitamin Pills, Pep Pills, Sleeping Pills, Tranquilizer Pills, One Miniature Russian Phrasebook and Bible, 100 Dollars in Rubles, 100 Dollars in Gold, Nine Packs of Chewing Gum, One Issue of Prophylactics, Three Lipsticks, and Three Pairs of Nylon Stockings”. You, being a reasonable person doing an unreasonable job, don’t want to type that entire case name every time you have to refer to the case. How might you abbreviate all that?
Answer “U.S. vs. Good Time In Vegas”.
Song Waking Up in Vegas
Artist Katy Perry
Note The line from Dr. Strangelove is, of course, "Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff." The original script included "Dallas" instead of "Vegas", but the city was changed because the movie came out a few months after President Kennedy was assassinated in Dallas.
Number 2
Realm Look At Me
Subrealm I'm Sandra Lee
Question Sandra Lee has a YouTube channel where she shows off her skills to her many fans. These skills, which any teen can appreciate, have helped earn her a nickname. What is that nickname?
Answer Dr. Pimple Popper. (Dr. Lee is a dermatologist who posts video of her most...er, productive sessions. Her YouTube channel has over 2.6 million subscribers!)
Song Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin'
Artist Journey
Number 3
Realm Fly The Friendly Skies
Subrealm Check Out Their On-Time Record!
Question USGlobal Airways, formerly Baltia Airways, has been around for almost 28 years, and are headquartered at Stewart International Airport in Newburgh, New York. They also hold a flight record that is almost unfathomable, especially for an airline that started in 1990. What is that record?
Answer They have not yet flown a single commercial flight. (They are hoping to start service in March to Tel Aviv and Paris; analysts are understandably skeptical.)
Song Gonna Fly Now (Theme From "Rocky")
Artist Bill Conti
Note There is some disagreement whether the airline is a big scam or merely the victim of an incredible series of bad business decisions.
Number 4
Realm Fly The Friendly Skies
Subrealm Gratuitous Hometown Shout-outs
Question Our team captain, Ben, is from Denver. In his honor, please give us the name of the Denver news reporter who circumnavigated the globe in a single-engine aircraft in 2014.
Answer Amelia Earhart. (She is not related to the other Amelia Earhart, although she grew up thinking she was.)
Song One Flight Down
Artist Norah Jones
Note Ms. Earhart runs the "Fly with Amelia" foundation, which sponsors girls who want to obtain their private pilot's license.
Number 5
Realm Fly the Really Friendly Skies
Subrealm The World Is Their Etch-A-Sketch
Question Since the advent of flight tracking apps that allow users to follow flight paths of every plane in the sky, some pilots have taken advantage of it by arranging their flights to draw patterns on the maps. A guy in Germany wrote “Hello” with his flight path; a pilot nicknamed “Flower Guy” specializes in floral sky patterns; and the test flight for the Boeing Dreamliner drew an outline of the plane over the Northwest. How did an Air Malta flight mark the wedding of two of the airline’s employees?
Answer They drew two hearts over the Mediterranean.
Song Radar Love
Artist Golden Earring
Note The employees were the pilot of the plane and one of the flight crew. Malta International Airport's arrivals board listed the flight’s status as “JUST MARRIED”.
Number 6
Realm Brushes With Fame
Subrealm But Not With Style
Question Charles Duell, Commissioner of the US patent office, supposedly said "everything that can be invented has been invented" in 1899. Thankfully, this is untrue, as proven by the patent acquired by Frank and Donald Smith in 1975, for their great, er, procedure. What did they patent?
Answer The combover.
Song Fooling Yourself (The Angry Young Man)
Artist Styx
Note "To use the method of this invention, the hair around the bald area is divided into equal portions, generally three such sections will be used. The sections of hair used by this method generally will be to include equal sections on each side of the head and a third section on the back of the head." The patent is very detailed.
Number 7
Realm Brushes With Fame
Subrealm Wyatt’s Purple LSD from Argentina
Question What do the following have in common? The introduction of LSD to the Beatles, the invention of the electric chair, Wyatt Earp’s rescue in Texas, the novel “Riders Of The Purple Sage”, and the presidency of Argentina for two months in 1973.
Answer These were all accomplished by dentists.
Song Novocaine for the Soul
Artist Eels
Number 8
Realm Let’s Cleave, So You Can Scan My Seed
Subrealm Linguistics
Question Bolt, cleave, scan, seed, and dust are all examples of what? (And don’t say verbs.)
Answer Contronyms.
Song Opposites Attract
Artist Paula Abdul
Note A contronym is a word with two opposite meanings.
Number 9
Realm Classic Cinema
Subrealm Overseas
Question The Maltese Falcon is, by any measure, a classic film. Starring Humphrey Bogart and Mary Astor and sitting at a 100% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes, it has had a major cultural impact in the United States. However, it has some influence in foreign markets as well. What major impact did The Maltese Falcon have in Japan in the years following its release?
Answer The atomic bombs Little Boy and Fat Man got their name from the film.
Song Weapon of Choice
Artist Fatboy Slim
Number 10
Realm Get To Work!
Subrealm The Commute Isn't That Bad
Question Apple, Peninsula Airways, Patagonia, Yankee Candle, mental_floss, and RuneScape are companies, a magazine, and a game, all of which were created where?
Answer The creator’s parents' house while they were living there.
Song Why Don't You Get A Job?
Artist The Offspring
Number 11
Realm I’m a little confused
Subrealm I tried to put a plastic flamenco on my lawn
Question We want to educate you Neanderthals, so let’s talk about classical music. Specifically, we want to talk about “Gran Vals”, a flamenco guitar composition written by Francisco Tarrega in 1902. You may wonder why we here at Good Time In Vegas are so enthralled by this lovely little piece that you don’t even know. But you DO know it! Where have you heard Francisco’s little ditty?
Answer It’s the Nokia ringtone. (Play sample from here: http://www.whosampled.com/sample/84563/Nokia-Nokia-Tune-Francisco-T%C3%A1rrega-Gran-Vals/)
Song Wild Thing
Artist Tone-Loc
Number 12
Realm Til Death Do Us Part
Subrealm Psych! (in a bro-y voice)
Question According to the CDC, the divorce rate for people 55-64 more than doubled between 1990 and 2012 and almost tripled over the same time frame in people over the age of 65. While changes in societal norms are believed to be a factor, what specific thing is largely responsible for the rise?
Answer Viagra. (Huh huh huh, we said rise.)
Song Harden My Dick
Artist My Dick
Number 13
Realm Call Your Physician If Your Trivia Lasts More Than Four Hours
Subrealm Viagra
Question Some of Viagra’s known side effects are also common side effects of other drugs: stuffy nose, dizziness, headaches, et cetera. One of them, though, is rather surprising: the inability to do what?
Answer Tell the difference between blue and green.
Song Couldn't Get It Right
Artist Climax Blues Band
Note Viagra tends to tint one's vision blue, making the artist a double match for the question.
Number 14
Realm Not A Golf Question
Subrealm But Still A Two-Stroke Penalty
Question In the year preceding his death, civil rights activist Marcus Garvey suffered from two strokes. What was he doing at the time of the second one?
Answer Reading his own obituary. (Some papers assumed that after the first stroke, he had died, and prematurely published the obituary.)
Song You Only Live Once
Artist The Strokes
Number 15
Realm Math
Subrealm Occasionally Useful Math
Question Proven in 1910 by Alfred Whitehead and Bertrand Russell, this piece of mathematical information has been referred to as "occasionally useful." What is it?
Answer 1 + 1 = 2.
Song Add It Up
Artist Violent Femmes
Note Whitehead and Russell wrote a famous tome called Principia Mathematica, in an attempt to put all mathematics on a firm foundation. It starts with as few assumptions as possible. The proof of 1+1=2 appears on page 379.
Number 16
Realm TV Math
Subrealm Sometimes 1 + 1 = 5
Question The first episode of the first season of what seven season TV show starts with an introduction to the fifth season?
Answer The League.
Song Fantasy
Artist Mariah Carey
Note The League is about a fantasy football league. The first season of the show covers the fifth season of the fictional league.
Number 17
Realm This Day In History
Subrealm If Today Is February 16
Question What important, singular event in basketball history happened on February 16, 1996 in a Magic/Bucks game where the Bucks lost by 30?
Answer Shaquille O’Neal scored his only three-pointer.
Song Love Shack
Artist The B-52's
Number 18
Realm Some Say The World Will End Icy
Subrealm Some Say Hot
Question According to Jay Pharoah’s depiction on Saturday Night Live, how does Shaquille O’Neal use Icy Hot?
Answer He puts it on Texas toast.
Song Make It With You
Artist Bread
Number 19
Realm Are You Sure He’s Retired?
Subrealm Shaquille O'Neal
Question Shaquille O’Neal has been quite the busy guy over the last decade or so! Besides his basketball career, he has been a sheriff’s deputy, a U.S. Deputy Marshal, a rapper, an actor, a reality TV star, an NBA analyst, a real estate developer, and a part owner of the Sacramento Kings, among other jobs. But perhaps most surprising was the job he performed on February 3rd, 2008. What was it?
Answer Jockey. It was for a Super Bowl ad, though.
Song I'm Outstanding
Artist Shaquille O'Neal
Note Shaq wins by a nose in the Vitamin Water ad.
Number 20
Realm Endless Songs about Someone Named Sara
Subrealm Stevie Nicks
Question Stevie Nicks is, inarguably, one of the most accomplished female music artists of all time. But there is only one song that went to #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 on which she has a songwriting credit. That song topped the charts in 2001; what is it?
Answer “Bootylicious” by Destiny’s Child. (The song samples “Edge of Seventeen”, hence the songwriting credit.)
Song Party All the Time
Artist Children of Bodom
Number 21
Realm To boldly go
Subrealm To grammar class
Question At the 2013 Star Trek convention, attendees got to vote to determine the best Star Trek movies. Which one finished a surprise seventh in the voting?
Answer Galaxy Quest.
Song Space Oddity
Artist William Shatner
Note Galaxy Quest is not, of course, a Star Trek movie. Not really. Well, but sure, of course it is. "I see you managed to get your shirt off!"
Number 22
Realm In the biggest shock of the night...
Subrealm ...the mandatory horse racing question was NOT suggested by Steve Homer!
Question In the late 18th century, a son of the great thoroughbred sire Eclipse, who won 34 of his 40 starts and also went on to success in the breeding shed, is a horse whose name is pronounced “Potatoes”. Please supply us with the correct spelling of this horse’s name.
Answer Potoooooooo. (Scorers: also accept Pot-8-Os.) (Supposedly the groom wrote the horse name on the stall with 8 Os as a joke, and the owner liked it. At least it’s better than Horsey McHorseface, which of course was a real name given to a race horse recently in Australia!)
Song People Are Strange
Artist Edward Furlong
Note Horsey McHorseface got his name after a public poll in Britain chose Boaty McBoatface as the most popular name for a $300 million polar research ship.
Number 23
Realm You’re Going To Complete A Great Quest
Subrealm But The Reward Was Inside You All Along
Question Fallout can be a strange video game franchise. One of the weirder moments, though, comes during the Old World Blues add-on from Fallout: New Vegas, where you have to look for what three items that were stolen from you?
Answer Your brain, your heart, and your spine.
Song Where is My Mind
Artist Boy Division
Note If you grant that the spine represents courage, this is a Wizard of Oz reference.
Number 24
Realm Absinthe
Subrealm Makes The Heart Grow Fonder
Question Two notable individuals are credited as playing the Green Fairy in Moulin Rouge! One of them is Kylie Minogue. Who’s the other?
Answer Ozzy Osbourne. A scream of his is used when the Green Fairy screams.
Song Fairies Wear Boots
Artist Black Sabbath
Number 25
Realm Referees
Subrealm Like We Need Another Reason To Heckle Them
Question Sometimes, referees make the wrong call, but Phil Luckett is a special case. In a memorable Thanksgiving game, what incorrect call did he make?
Answer He miscalled the coin toss.
Song Lyin' Eyes
Artist Eagles
Note The game was November 26th, 1998, in the Pontiac Silverdome, between the Pittsburgh Steelers and Detroit Lions. After regulation play ended in a tie, the teams met on the field to flip the coin for overtime. Steelers running back Jerome Bettis called the flip, and appeared to the naked ear to say "tails". But the referee announced that the coin came up tails and that heads had been called, awarding the ball to Detroit. The Lions marched down the field to kick a field goal and win the game. Enhanced audio later vindicated the referee: Bettis had called "hea-tails" in an attempt to have it both ways. The rules were changed the next year so that teams call the coin before it is flipped rather than while it is in the air.
Number 26
Realm Day-o, Daaaaaay-o
Subrealm Oops, We Meant Oo-day, Ooooooo-day
Question Saddam Hussein, like some other Middle East dictators, had his own Fedayeen army - about 30,000 troops sworn to protect his regime, as well as Saddam himself. His troops were commanded by Saddam’s son Uday (pronounced ”oo-day”), who suggested their unusual headgear. What was unique about the Iraqi Fedayeen headwear?
Answer They wore Darth Vader helmets. (Uday was a huge “Star Wars” fan.)
Song On the Dark Side
Artist John Cafferty & The Beaver Brown Band
Number 27
Realm A Sith Lord, a Hunk, a Drug Dealer, and a Spy Walk Into a Bar
Subrealm And Host a Williams Trivia Competition
Question What do Emperor Palpatine, Gaston from Beauty and the Beast, Ma-Ma from Dredd, and Alex Trevelyan, among others, have in common?
Answer They fall to their deaths.
Song Wipe Out
Artist The Surfaris
Number 28
Realm Saturday Night Live
Subrealm Beisbol been veddy veddy good to me
Question You may have noticed that old-school Saturday Night Live alum Garrett Morris had a cameo in the Ant-Man movie as a cab driver. Why was Garrett given that cameo?
Answer He was the first person to ever play Ant-Man (in a 1979 SNL sketch called “Superhero Party”).
Song All The Small Things
Artist Blink-182
Number 29
Realm If I were making a wish...
Subrealm ...it would involve getting the heck out of West Virginia!
Question In 1992, a group of kids from the Make-A-Wish Foundation were put on a boat on the Kanawha River in West Virginia to fulfill their wish, even though they were thousands of miles from where they should have been. What was their wish?
Answer To finally get Gilligan off the island. (Bob Denver participated, and they succeeded.)
Song Take Me Home, Country Roads
Artist John Denver
Note This might be the sweetest story ever to make its way into a Williams Trivia question.
Number 30
Realm Rhythmus Maximus
Subrealm This R&B Goes To Eleven
Question What still-existing band used the slogan “Maximum R&B” in the 1960s?
Answer The Who.
Song I Got Rhythm
Artist Ella Fitzgerald
Number 31
Realm Minimum R&B
Subrealm The Who
Question What have the Who done 10 times, 9 times more than almost any other band that has done it?
Answer Gone on a farewell tour.
Song Every Time You Go Away
Artist Paul Young
Note The first Who farewell tour was in 1982.
Number 32
Realm Middling R&B
Subrealm Brian McKnight
Question 1990s R&B crooner Brian McKnight branched out in 2012 by writing and performing the theme song for a website. For which website did Brian supply a theme?
Answer YouPorn. (No, we're not allowed to play it.)
Song Brian Wilson
Artist Barenaked Ladies
Number 33
Realm Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous
Subrealm Pothead Rappers Not Included
Question This venue is reportedly available to rent for $70,000. However, when Snoop Dogg tried to rent it to shoot a music video, he was turned down. What’s this picky location?
Answer Liechtenstein.
Song So Small
Artist Carrie Underwood
Note Says Liechtenstein property agent Karl Schwaerzler, "We've had requests for places and villages but never one to hire the whole country before. It would have been possible, but Snoop Dogg's management did not give us enough time."
Number 34
Realm Liechtenstein Has Guards? Why?
Subrealm Is Someone Going To Hide The Country Under Their Coat And Steal It?
Question According to a historical account, what’s so unique about the time in the Austro-Prussian War when some Liechtensteiners guarded a mountain pass?
Answer They came back with one more soldier than they left with.
Song We Don't Need Another Hero (Thunderdome)
Artist Tina Turner
Note "During the Austro-Prussian War of 1866, Prince Johann II placed his soldiers at the disposal of the Confederation but only to “defend the German territory of Tyrol”. The Prince refused to have his men fight against other Germans. The Liechtenstein contingent took up position on the Stilfse Joch in the south of Liechtenstein to defend the Liechtenstein/Austrian border against attacks by the Italians under Garibaldi. A reserve of 20 men remained in Liechtenstein. When the war ended on July 22, the army of Liechtenstein marched home to a ceremonial welcome in Vaduz. Popular legend claims that 80 men went to war but 81 came back. Apparently an Austrian liaison officer joined up with the contingent on the way back."
Number 35
Realm Gangs
Subrealm Watch out, Bloods and Crips!
Question In which locale would you find jacket-clad gangs with the names “The Hitchhikers”, “Black Death Crew”, “Jungle Cruisers” and “Main Street Elite”?
Answer Disneyland. (Other gang names include “Triton’s Mermaids”, “The Wonderlanders” and “Hidden Mickeys”.)
Song Uncle Walter
Artist Ben Folds Five
Note The gangs are not sponsored by Disney. They're just fans.
Number 36
Realm Don't Believe The Hype
Subrealm X Gonna Give It To You
Question Rock and Roll Hall of Fame rap group Public Enemy’s original DJ was Terminator X, real name Norman Rogers, until he retired in 1999. What incredibly rap-free field did Terminator X go into after retirement?
Answer Ostrich farming.
Song Hooray For X
Artist Big Bird
Note Another double match on the song!
Number 37
Realm Lawsuits
Subrealm You're About To Get Trolled
Question Do you remember the 1986 movie Troll? We don’t, either. The creators of this low budget movie claim that J.K. Rowling took some elements of their story and used them in the Harry Potter books. They point out that their movie features a boy who navigates a hidden world world full of witches, wizards, and magic to save his family from an evil being who has hidden his essence in someone close to the young hero, yadda yadda yadda. Eh, it sounds like the plot of half the books in the fantasy section of the bookstore. But there is one part of the Troll story for which they might have a legitimate case. What part is that?
Answer The boy’s name in Troll is Harry Potter, Jr.
Song Two Ghosts
Artist Harry Styles
Number 38
Realm More Lawsuits
Subrealm Those Durn Foreigners
Question In 1971, Gerald Mayo filed a lawsuit against an individual described by the court as a foreign prince. The court was ready to proceed with the case because the defendant had once filed an action of mortgage foreclosure in New Hampshire as a plaintiff, according to a written account. However, the case was dropped due to difficulty in serving process against the prince. Who was the prince?
Answer Satan. (The “action of mortgage foreclosure” cited was the plot of the novel “The Devil and Daniel Webster”).
Song I'll Sue Ya
Artist "Weird Al" Yankovic
Number 39
Realm Troll And The Deathly Hallows
Subrealm Harry Potter
Question Regarding house scoring, what Hufflepuff-related event never takes place in any of the Harry Potter books?
Answer No member of Hufflepuff ever earns house points.
Song Invisible
Artist Alison Moyet
Number 40
Realm The Dismal Science
Subrealm Economics
Question The Hemline or Skirt Length Theory is a failed economic indicator. But another unconventional economic indicator has proven to be more reliable. Which index, which involves restaurant servers, is this?
Answer The Hot Waitress Economic Index. (It basically states that if even good-looking people are only finding service jobs, the economy is tanking.)
Song I Know What Boys Like
Artist The Waitresses
Number 41
Realm War! Huuh! What is it Good For?
Subrealm Trivia Questions!
Question During the Ford administration, the 813-man Task Force Vierra (a group consisting of Americans and South Koreans) was deployed into the DMZ. What was Task Force Vierra’s goal?
Answer To cut down a tree. (The 100-foot poplar blocked the view between two military outposts, so it was possible for North Korean forces to attack one without the other knowing.)
Song This Land Is Your Land
Artist Woody Guthrie
Note Two Americans had earlier been killed by North Koreans while trimming the tree, which a North Korean commander claimed had been planted by Kim Il-sung himself. In response, Task Force Vierra was conceived as an overwhelming show of force, and included 813 men as well as helicopters, bombers, fighter jets, artillery, and the aircraft carrier USS Midway.
Number 42
Realm Literature
Subrealm For People Who Can't Count
Question The books in a certain trilogy are entitled thusly: the first book is named after an item in the trilogy. The second book is named after a location in the trilogy. The third book is named after the subject of a very important question in the trilogy. The fourth book is named after a message provided in the first book. The fifth book is named after a description provided in the first book. The (disputed) sixth book is named after a line from the fourth book. Name the six book trilogy.
Answer The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Song Marvin, I Love You
Artist Marvin the Paranoid Android
Number 43
Realm Movies
Subrealm Documenting My Top Two Favorite World Wars
Question World War II is all over the silver screen. Saving Private Ryan, Inglourious Basterds, and Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, as well as hundreds of others, are all set during the Second World War. However, World War I is the redheaded stepchild of cinematic world wars, appearing notably less frequently. What, then, is the highest-grossing World War I movie ever, not adjusted for inflation?
Answer Wonder Woman.
Song No You Girls
Artist Franz Ferdinand
Note Wonder Woman was released in Fall 2017, to great applause from comic book fans and feminists alike.
Number 44
Realm Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
Subrealm Mostly Consequences
Question At the Trinity A-bomb testing site, Enrico Fermi took wagers among guards on whether what specific event would happen, which could have destroyed New Mexico or the world?
Answer The explosion igniting the atmosphere.
Song Fire on High
Artist Electric Light Orchestra
Number 45
Realm Your team won Williams Trivia!
Subrealm Hold on, we announced the wrong winner…
Question The Oscars? Eh, they might be sort of important. What we care about is something WAY more prestigious; the Best Kiss award given out by the MTV Movie Awards. TWO movies have won both MTV Best Kiss and the Best Picture Oscar. Name them!
Answer Shakespeare In Love; Moonlight.
Song Love Gun
Artist Kiss
Number 46
Realm Russian Nesting Dolls
Subrealm American Edition
Question THIS IS A THREE POINT PLAY. For one point, name both state capitals that contain the name of the state. For another point, name the only state where the name of the state contains the name of its capital.
Answer Oklahoma City and Indianapolis; Rhode Island and Providence Plantations
Song Within You Without You
Artist The Beatles
Note Rhode Island and Providence Plantations is also the longest official state name.
Number 47
Realm It's So Little!
Subrealm Not That!
Question Measuring in at barely over 1200 square miles, Rhode Island, as we all know, is the smallest state in terms of land area. In addition, it’s also the smallest in terms of another metric. Out of all 50 states, what of Rhode Island’s is the smallest?
Answer Its official state motto (Hope). (Note that Washington’s (Al-ki) is also four letters, but it’s not official. It also has a hyphen in the middle, so there’s that. And North Dakota’s is the longest.)
Song State of Shock
Artist The Jacksons
Note North Dakota's motto is "Liberty and union, now and forever, one and inseparable".
Number 48
Realm Death
Subrealm And Lots Of It
Question What locale was cited by a 2012 BBC article as the murder capital of the world, with a murder rate 60% higher than that of #2 Honduras?
Answer Cabot Cove, Maine - the setting for Murder, She Wrote. (During its 12-year run, the show killed off about 2% of its 3,560 fictional residents.)
Song Building a Mystery
Artist Sarah McLachlan
Number 49
Realm Classic Sci-Fi Movie Scenes
Subrealm John Is Busting Out All Over
Question In the chestburster scene from the original Alien, the entire cast, other than John Hurt, received a stage direction of just three words. Name them.
Answer The thing emerges.
Song The Gospel of John Hurt
Artist alt-J
Note The surprise on the faces of the actors is real.
Number 50
Realm A City That is Surprisingly Rugged
Subrealm Portland, Oregon?
Question This question is simple. Please tell us the identity of the grand marshal of the 2015 Portland, Oregon Starlight Parade.
Answer The carpet from the Portland airport (accept PDX). (Weirdo Portlanders love the design, and have put it on everything from T-shirts to, of course, IPA beer labels.)
Song It Wasn't Me
Artist Shaggy
Note The carpet's design represents the intersection of the north and south runways seen by air traffic controllers from the airport's tower at night.
Number 51
Realm Let’s Talk About Grass
Subrealm Sit Down, Mr. Dogg
Question Aegilops. It’s the genus of some grasses in the Poaceae family, and sometimes the grasses are known as goatgrasses. What incredibly unique, length-based distinction is possessed by Aegilops?
Answer It’s the longest English word to have its letters in alphabetical order.
Song Be Near Me
Artist ABC
Number 52
Realm Getting Baked In Massachusetts
Subrealm Stay Seated, Snoop
Question The Nashoba Brook Bakery ran afoul of the FDA earlier this year by including a particular ingredient in their list of ingredients for their granola. Specifically, the FDA said this was “not a common or usual name of an ingredient and is considered to be intervening material.” What was the offending ingredient?
Answer Love.
Song Yummy, Yummy, Yummy
Artist Ohio Express
Note Which does make one wonder if Pepperidge Farms has paid off the FDA to allow them to list "Smiles" as the first ingredient of Goldfish crackers.
Number 53
Realm Baseball
Subrealm At Last, A Bill Voiselle Question!
Question Bill Voiselle was a completely average pitcher in the 1940s for the Giants, Braves, and Cubs. However, he is unique in one way. Bill stands alone as the only Major League player to ever have the name of what on the back of his jersey?
Answer His hometown - Ninety-Six, South Carolina.
Song 96 Tears
Artist ? and the Mysterians
Note The origins of the name of the town of Ninety-Six, in Western South Carolina, are obscure. Voilselle received special permission from the National League to use the number. At the time it was the highest number ever worn by a major league player.
Number 54
Realm CD players?
Subrealm Go ask your grandparents what those are
Question Which musical artist sold the most CDs in 2016?
Answer Mozart. His 200 - yes, 200! disc box set sold over 6,200 copies; the 1.25 million total CDs are more than the #2 artist, Beyonce.
Song Symphony of Destruction
Artist Megadeth
Number 55
Realm Video Games
Subrealm A Tasteful Question At Last
Question Besides being from video games, what do St. John’s Dairy Farm from The Walking Dead: Season 1, the Ultra Luxe Casino from Fallout: New Vegas, and Cuccina Donnacci from Dead Rising 2 all have in common?
Answer They're all home to cannibals.
Song Flavor of the Weak
Artist American Hi-Fi
Number 56
Realm This Question Is Great!
Subrealm This Question Sucks!
Question What’s the only movie to win at least one Academy Award and at least one Golden Raspberry?
Answer Wall Street.
Song For the Love of Money
Artist The O'Jays
Note Michael Douglas won the Oscar for Best Actor, but Daryl Hannah won the Razzie for Worst Supporting Actress.
Number 57
Realm Speaking of Oscar Winners...
Subrealm A Touching Tribute
Question Steven Spielberg was the most commonly thanked person in Oscar acceptance speeches circa 2015. In fact, four of the top 5 were directors, and #6 was God. Who was fifth in that top 5?
Answer Harvey Weinstein.
Song Keep Your Hands to Yourself
Artist The Georgia Satellites
Note Harvey Weinstein's fall from grace was much in the news in the fall of 2017, when it spawned the #MeToo movement.
Number 58
Realm Oscar Winners
Subrealm The Most Original Question Of The Night
Question What 1976 Academy Award-winning film was advertised with the tagline, “The most exciting original motion picture event of all time”?
Answer The (Jessica Lange) remake of King Kong. (QUESTION PEOPLE: make sure they say remake). The Oscar it won was for Best Visual Effects, which it shared with Logan’s Run. It was truly a different time. Also, in keeping with the theme of original things that aren’t, this question was essentially asked as #58 of the January 1993 contest. So, Des, put down that phone.
Song The Climb
Artist Miley Cyrus
Number 59
Realm Pocket Change
Subrealm That An A-hole Would Have
Question Let’s say you have four pennies, three quarters, and four dimes. Sure, you have $1.19. What’s so special about that collection of coins?
Answer It’s the largest amount of money possible (in coins) that can’t be broken into a dollar.
Song I Need a Dollar
Artist Aloe Blacc
Number 60
Realm Boxers
Subrealm Boxers Named Wolfgramm
Question At the 1996 Atlanta Summer Olympics, boxer Paea (pronounced pay-yuh) Wolfgramm won the Super Heavyweight silver medal. In winning his medal, what was the 325-pound Wolfgramm the first, and so far only, person to accomplish?
Answer He’s the first and only person to win an Olympic medal for Tonga.
Song King of Tonga
Artist Art Garfunkel
Note How has this song never before been heard in Williams Trivia!?!
Number 61
Realm Alcoholism
Subrealm In a Family-Friendly Format
Question On Married With Children, what are the two ingredients of a Bundy mimosa?
Answer Beer and Tang.
Song C.R.E.A.M.
Artist Wu-Tang Clan
Number 62
Realm Alcoholism
Subrealm Professional Alcoholism
Question Famed comedic actor W.C. Fields, by his own account, was only drunk once in his life. When did that start, and when did that end?
Answer The Spanish-American War; The New Deal.
Song Hair of the Dog
Artist Nazareth
Number 63
Realm One-Hit Wonders from the 1990s
Subrealm No, We haven’t Already Played Them All Tonight
Question The 1990s song “I Got A Man” by Positive K features a duet. The male singer is Positive K. Who is the female vocalist?
Answer It’s also Positive K. They used his voice, raised the pitch and lowered the speed.
Song I Am Woman
Artist Helen Reddy
Number 64
Realm Computer Security
Subrealm Discworld Style
Question After science fiction mega-author Terry Pratchett died in 2015, he left instructions to take steps to ensure his unpublished works were never recovered from his computer and used by others. In 2017, his instructions were followed. What unusual measures did he take to get rid of his files?
Answer He had his hard drive run over and crushed by a steamroller.
Song Life Is a Highway
Artist Rascal Flatts
Number 65
Realm Love Me, Princess Hottie!
Subrealm Sunshine Flower Dragon
Question What do the following have in common: Sunshine, dragon, princess, flower, love me, and hottie?
Answer These are some of the 25 worst computer passwords, according to the 2016 list released by SplashData. The very worst password remains “123456”, with “password” close behind.
Song Let My Love Open the Door
Artist Pete Townshend
Number 66
Realm One Giant Leap For Mankind
Subrealm And A Bigger Leap For Bureaucracy
Question When the Apollo 11 astronauts returned from the Moon, they had to do lots of boring behind-the-scenes stuff like physical exams, debriefing, and paperwork. Among the paperwork they had to complete is a form now known as Form 7507. What’s that, and what did they need to put on the form?
Answer It’s the customs declaration that travelers have to fill out upon returning to the United States from abroad. They declared their moon rocks and moon dust samples.
Song Long, Long Way From Home
Artist Foreigner
Number 67
Realm Where No Man Has Gone Before
Subrealm Is A Wildly Inaccurate Realm
Question Elton John is occasionally inaccurately cited as the first to have this distinction, but Dennis Coffey was first and Gino Vanelli was second, leaving John in third. What is this distinction relating to a TV show?
Answer They were the first three white musicians on Soul Train.
Song Honky Cat
Artist Elton John
Number 68
Realm Can You Tell Me...
Subrealm ...How To Get Off Sesame Street?
Question According to Big Bird portrayer Carroll Spinney, what adventure was discussed for Big Bird in the 1980s, until it was discovered that a tall person in a bird suit wouldn’t fit in the allotted space?
Answer He was a candidate for the doomed Challenger shuttle mission. (As if kids watching it weren’t traumatized enough the way it happened.)
Song Live and Let Die
Artist Wings
Note NASA said the talks involved the Big Bird character as well as his teddy bear, Radar. NASA continued to collaborate with Sesame Street: Buzz Aldrin and Sally Ride appeared on the show, and in December 2014 NASA packed Slimey the Worm, Ernie's rubber ducky, a cookie from the Cookie Monster and Grover's cape aboard its Orion test capsule for an orbital flight test.
Number 69
Realm College Sports
Subrealm Mascots
Question College mascots are their own weird thing. They run from the relatively normal Aubie the Tiger for Auburn and Sparty the Spartan for USC, to the slightly odd Brutus the Buckeye for Ohio State, to the really strange ones, like the Delta State Fighting Okra. But one mascot stands head and shoulders above the rest, or at least head - and that is the mascot, and team name, for the Rhode Island School of Design. What is their team name and mascot?
Answer The team is the Nads, and the mascot is Scrotie, who is a penis with testicles. (Because of course it is. Also, that was question #69, huh huh huh.)
Song I'll Be Good To You
Artist The Brothers Johnson
Note RISD's hockey team is the Nads, and its basketball team is the Balls.
Number 70
Realm Self-Commentary
Subrealm By Horror Directors
Question According to George A. Romero, what was the scariest thing he ever worked on?
Answer A short movie he did when he worked on the Mr. Rogers Show called “Mr Rogers Gets A Tonsillectomy”. (Yep, Romero started his career working for Mr. Rogers.)
Song Tommy Gets His Tonsils Out
Artist The Replacements
Note Romero worked for Mr. Rogers for a long time, and he borrowed camera equipment from his boss's studio to film Night of the Living Dead, the first of his many zombie movies.
Number 71
Realm Reviews
Subrealm By Horror Directors
Question Horror auteur Wes Craven directed such classics as the Scream series, the good Nightmare on Elm Street movies, and the good version of The Last House On The Left. But he had definite opinions on films by other directors. What reason did he give for walking out on Quentin Tarantino’s Reservoir Dogs?
Answer It was too violent.
Song Scream
Artist Michael Jackson & Janet Jackson
Number 72
Realm Reviews
Subrealm By The Pros
Question We have lots of time tonight. Please fill some of it by giving us the entire review that Leonard Maltin wrote for the movie “Isn’t It Romantic?”
Answer No.
Song What I Like About You
Artist The Romantics
Number 73
Realm Reviews
Subrealm With Fewer Words Than Leonard Maltin’s
Question For the album Shine On by the band Jet, the entire online review from Pitchfork magazine was simply a web link to a video. What did the video show?
Answer A chimp peeing in its own mouth.
Song See You Again
Artist Wiz Khalifa
Note One of the singles from the album was "Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is".
Number 74
Realm Famous Video Games
Subrealm Finally! A Packaging Question!
Question The first several Pokémon games came in cartridges that were colors corresponding to the name of the game--Red came in a red cartridge, Blue came in a blue cartridge, et cetera. What’s the most recent game to follow this naming/coloring scheme?
Answer Pokémon Black. (also accept Black 2)
Song Pokémon Theme
Artist Jason Paige
Number 75
Realm TV Shows That Ran 7 Times As Long As Their Setting
Subrealm M*A*S*H
Question On the second episode of M*A*S*H, an inept North Korean pilot tries, and fails, to bomb the ammunition dump behind the 4077th the same time, every afternoon, by dropping a grenade from his plane. What do the doctors nickname the pilot?
Answer Five O'Clock Charlie.
Song 5 O'Clock World
Artist Bowling For Soup
Number 76
Realm Words To Live By
Subrealm And Die By
Question According to The Doctor, what’s the first rule of dying?
Answer Don't.
Song Heaven Can Wait
Artist We the Kings
Number 77
Realm Shock Rock
Subrealm And Its Supporting Artists
Question The film “Hated: GG Allin and the Murder Junkies” is about the most successful poo-flinging band led by a clinically insane singer ever - GG Allin and the Murder Junkies. Because the director needed to raise funds for production, what well-known person volunteered to design some of the movie posters, which ended up selling for loads of money?
Answer John Wayne Gacy (Jr.). (The posters sold for $12,000 each.)
Song The Tears of a Clown
Artist The English Beat
Note Serial killer Gacy was known as the "Killer Clown" because of his charitable services at fundraising events, parades, and children's parties where he would dress as "Pogo the Clown", a character he had devised.
Number 78
Realm What Are You Wearing?
Subrealm No, Really, What Are You Wearing?
Question What specific article of clothing was Stella Liebeck wearing on February 27, 1992?
Answer (Cotton) sweatpants, which made the third-degree burns she got from McDonald’s coffee much worse. In the famous lawsuit, she was the 79-year-old who sued Mickey D’s after they gave her coffee heated to 190 degrees.
Song Hot Legs
Artist Rod Stewart
Note Liebeck was in the passenger seat of her grandson's car when she spilled the full cup of coffee in her lap while trying to add cream and sugar. She spent 8 days in the hospital receiving skin grafts, and was permanently disfigured. She was awarded $640,000 as a result of her lawsuit, which became the poster child for tort reform.
Number 79
Realm New Zealand
Subrealm Sorry, Nothing To Do with Lord Of The Rings
Question After decades of legal wrangling, the Whanganui of New Zealand finally won the legal rights of personhood in March of 2017. Why did it take 160 years for the Whanganui to finally be granted these basic human rights?
Answer Because the Whanganui is a river. The river will now be represented by one Maori and one member of the Crown.
Song How Deep Is Your Love
Artist Bee Gees
Note Whanganui River became the world's second (after Te Urewera) natural resource to be given its own legal identity, with the rights, duties and liabilities of a legal person.
Number 80
Realm Fighting Words
Subrealm Neither New Nor Radical
Question In the New Radicals’ one hit “You Get What You Give”, Marilyn Manson is one of the celebs threatened with an ass kicking-in. But Marilyn, that lovable ragamuffin, was not offended by the implied violence. What was it in the song that actually did make him mad?
Answer He was name checked in the same line as Courtney Love.
Song This Is Not a Love Song
Artist Public Image Ltd.
Number 81
Realm Don't Mess With Texas
Subrealm Okay, Mess With Texas - It's Easy and Fun!
Question In the current 2-year session of the Texas House of Representatives, Tom Oliverson introduced House Concurrent Resolution 75, which urged people not to misuse the Texas flag in text messages, in what specific way?
Answer By using the emoji for the flag of Chile instead. (Most standard emoji sets do not include a Texas flag, so people resort to use of the similarly colored but differently patterned Chilean flag.)
Song Amazed
Artist Lonestar
Number 82
Realm Generic Knockoffs of Marvel Movies
Subrealm Justice League
Question Spoiler Alert! When Warner Brothers was forced to reshoot some of the Superman scenes for Justice League, they ran into an unexpected expense that reportedly was as high as 25 million dollars. What issue caused the big money expense?
Answer They had to pay to digitally cover up Henry Cavill’s moustache that he had to keep because he was shooting another movie at the time.
Song Shaving Cream
Artist Benny Bell
Number 83
Realm Actual Marvel Movies
Subrealm Iron Man
Question In the first Iron Man movie, Tony Stark kept asking for some Burger King after his escape from Afghanistan. That was not product placement. Why was that request in the movie?
Answer Robert Downey, Jr. ad-libbed that part because that had been his biggest craving after he got out of drug rehab.
Song Cheeseburger in Paradise
Artist Jimmy Buffett
Number 84
Realm For Those About To Rock
Subrealm Try A Different Station
Question Please complete this quote from AC/DC guitarist Angus Young: "I'm sick and tired of people saying that we put out 11 albums that sound exactly the same. In fact..."
Answer ...We've put out 12 albums that sound exactly the same.
Song The Song Remains The Same
Artist Led Zeppelin
Number 85
Realm The King of Rap
Subrealm Yeah, Not So Much
Question What bassist left his former band to pursue a rap career, releasing one flop album in the genre?
Answer Dee Dee Ramone.
Song Lose Yourself to Dance
Artist Daft Punk
Number 86
Realm More Gore Than Al’s Family Reunion
Subrealm Game of Thrones
Question “Lord Snow” and “The Bear and the Maiden Fair” are the only two episodes in Game of Thrones that share what distinction?
Answer Nobody dies.
Song Looks Like We Made It
Artist Barry Manilow
Note This was a fitting final song for the contest!
Number 87
Realm Heads of State
Subrealm Game of Thrones
Question Spoiler Alert! But it’s from the first season, so tough luck! In a scene from Season One of Game of Thrones, kindly ol’ King Joffrey forces Sansa Stark to look at several of the severed heads on pikes, including her father’s. What is odd about one of the other severed heads?
Answer It’s a fake head of George W. Bush. (The real one was unwilling to loan his head for the scene.)
Song Where's Your Head At
Artist Basement Jaxx
Number 88
Realm Fun With Subtitles
Subrealm Game of Thrones
Question This is a THREE POINT PLAY! Dothraki is the language invented for Game of Thrones, and it comes complete with vocabulary and grammar rules. One such grammar rule involving use of tenses was invented by someone not only not involved with making Game of Thrones, but who is not even a real person. Who was it? And, for an extra point, please tell us why we chose the artist for the song we’re playing.
Answer Dwight Schrute, from The Office. (In an episode, he suggested a change in tense for the term for “throat rip” and the Game of Thrones language consultant adopted the changes, calling it the “Schrutean compound”.) For the third point, the lead singer of The Waterboys is named Michael (or Mike) Scott.
Song The Whole of the Moon
Artist The Waterboys
Number 89
Realm Computing Companies
Subrealm What A Bunch Of Lightweights
Question IBM created a version of this which was probably the world’s lightest one. It was made of 35 xenon atoms, and weighed a whopping 4595 AMU, which is about the same weight as 255 molecules of water. What item was this?
Answer Their logo.
Song All My Little Words
Artist The Magnetic Fields
Number 90
Realm Seal Team Six
Subrealm Much Better Than Walrus Team Five
Question After the team’s successful mission to kill bin Laden, which macho company attempted to copyright the term “Seal Team Six”, only withdrawing their bid after public outcry?
Answer Walt Disney Company.
Song Missed the Boat
Artist Modest Mouse
Number 91
Realm Our Favorite Countries That Start With “France”
Subrealm France
Question Please describe the French flag as used during the Bourbon Restoration.
Answer A field of white. (No embellishments, just white. Do with that what you will.)
Song I Surrender
Artist Rainbow
Number 92
Realm Terminator 2
Subrealm Ah-nold Boogaloo
Question During the filming of Terminator 2, a woman wandered onto set, saw Arnold Schwarzenegger in his boxers, and asked what was going on. What was Mr. Schwarzenegger’s response?
Answer It was male stripper night.
Song Take It Off
Artist Ke$ha
Number 93
Realm Live Free
Subrealm Or Don't Get A Sequel
Question Because he had played the lead in a movie to which the source material was a sequel, the lead role of Die Hard - John McClane - was offered to, and turned down by, which Oscar-winning star?
Answer Frank Sinatra.
Song Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue
Artist Crystal Gayle
Note Die Hard is based on Roderick Thorp's 1979 novel Nothing Lasts Forever. That novel is a sequel to Thorp's 1966 Novel The Detective, which had been made into a Sinatra film. Because of that, the studio was legally obligated to offer the role of John McLane to Sinatra.
Number 94
Realm Another U.S. States Question?
Subrealm Yeah, Walmart Had A Clearance Sale On Maps
Question This is a very simple question - what city is the only state capital on the Colorado River?
Answer Austin, Texas. (It’s a different Colorado River.)
Song Find the River
Artist R.E.M.
Number 95
Realm State Capitals
Subrealm Next Time We Run Trivia, Expect A Montpelier Super Bonus
Question Which state capital is located on the North Canadian River?
Answer Oklahoma City.
Song The Middle
Artist Jimmy Eat World
Note A seven-mile portion of the river flowing through Oklahoma City was renamed the Oklahoma River in 2004.
Number 96
Realm Shopping At Target
Subrealm If You Pronounce It “Tar-shay” We Will “Bar-fay”
Question In 2013, a customer complained to Target because of the color name of the dress they were selling. Her complaint was regarding the store giving different names to dress colors of different sizes. The regular size dress was sold in a color called “Dark Heather Gray”. What was the same color called in plus sizes?
Answer Manatee Gray.
Song Shark In the Water
Artist V V Brown
Note According to Target spokesman Joshua Thomas, “Manatee Gray” is a standard color name used across Target products, plus-size and otherwise. Unfortunately there were two teams of buyers responsible for the two dresses, meaning they each chose different color names without consulting with one another. Right.
Number 97
Realm Spelling Test
Subrealm That You Should've Passed
Question To commemorate the 2016 Scripps Spelling Bee, Google Drive released a list of the most frequently misspelled words in each state via data from Google. What was the most commonly misspelled word from Massachusetts?
Answer Massachusetts.
Song Alkaholik
Artist Xzibit
Number 98
Realm Stay Thirsty, My Friends
Subrealm And Read The Label
Question In 2011, the EU banned bottled water companies from saying their product caused what effect on users?
Answer Prevented dehydration.
Song Bring Me Some Water
Artist Melissa Etheridge
Number 99
Realm Boldly Going Where No Man Has Gone Before
Subrealm Then Taking Pictures And Signing Them
Question In 2015, Mark Showalter of SETI autographed a poster depicting Pluto and its moons for what rock band?
Answer Styx.
Song Four Sticks
Artist Led Zeppelin
Note Showalter discovered Pluto's faintest moon in 2012 and named it Styx. Showalter said to the band, “When Pluto’s moon was named, it was for the river Styx, but no kidding, we really had you guys in mind too.” "Come Sail Away" was playing during the meeting.
Number 100
Realm Blood, Sweat
Subrealm Marathoning
Question In 2013, runner Meredith Fitzmaurice won her first marathon try in the Run For Heroes marathon in Canada, finishing 10th among all runners and qualifying for the Boston Marathon. Cool! But her family and friends didn’t show up to cheer her on at the finish line. Why not?
Answer They were at the half-marathon finish line. Fitzmaurice was supposed to run the shorter distance, but missed the turnoff for the half-marathon and decided to keep going.
Song Long Distance Runaround
Artist Yes
Number 101
Realm Musical Monikers
Subrealm You mean “Slash” and “Sting” aren’t their real names?
Question Paul Hewson became Bono. Robert Zimmerman became Bob Dylan. David Jones became David Bowie. Every rapper, ever. You get the idea. Lots and lots of musicians change their birth names. Then there’s indie musician Kurt Vile. Awesome name, dude! So what’s his real name?
Answer His real name is… Kurt Vile. (His parents apparently had either a poor sense of musical history, or a great sense of humor.)
Song Mack the Knife
Artist Bobby Darin
Note Kurt Vile's parents are also named Vile, and are not related to composer Kurt Weill.
Number 102
Realm The Greatest Setlist Of All Time
Subrealm That You Can’t Listen To
Question Jackson Browne’s “Running on Empty”. Orleans’ “Still the One”. Foo Fighters’ “My Hero”. Van Halen’s “Right Now”. John Mellencamp’s “Our Country”. John Mellencamp’s “Pink Houses”. ABBA’s “Take a Chance on Me”. Heart’s “Barracuda”. Bon Jovi’s “Who Says You Can’t Go Home”. Tom Petty’s “I Won’t Back Down”. What the heck do all these songs have in common?
Answer The artists of all those songs requested that John McCain and Sarah Palin’s 2008 presidential campaign stop using those songs during their campaign.
Song Runnin' with the Devil
Artist Van Halen
Number 103
Realm You're Looking Very Protein Today!
Subrealm Amino Harm By That Statement
Question Fungal cell walls, crustacean exoskeletons, and insect exoskeletons all contain what specific six-letter protein?
Answer Chitin.
Song Hard Out Here for a Pimp
Artist Three 6 Mafia
Number 104
Realm A 1980’s B-Movie and Japanimation
Subrealm World Geography
Question Be specific. The 1987 horror movie Blood Sisters isn’t set in Peru. Likewise, Studio Ghibli’s Spirited Away isn’t set in Mexico. There are two things entitled “Blood Sisters” and “Spirited Away” set in those respective countries, though. What are they?
Answer Halloween episodes of The Wild Thornberrys.
Song Every Rose Has Its Thorn
Artist Poison
Number 105
Realm Trailers
Subrealm Far Fewer Than 18 Wheels
Question Out of the five fictional trailers featured in one movie, two were made into actual movies. Of those two, one of them got a sequel. Name the sequel.
Answer Machete Kills. (The original is Grindhouse. The spinoffs are Machete and Hobo With a Shotgun.)
Song Danny's Song
Artist Anne Murray
Number 106
Realm Terrorists
Subrealm This Trivia Sucks
Question While 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed was being held in a secret CIA prison, he was somehow allowed to create his own design for something; the blueprints for this item are now permanently classified CIA documents. What did Khalid re-engineer?
Answer The vacuum cleaner. He was allowed to design one as a hobby so he wouldn’t go insane.
Song So Fresh, So Clean
Artist Outkast

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