If you were a bird, what kind of bird would you be?
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If you were a bird, what kind? |
| Location(s) |
a subterranean bog below frosh quad |
| Members |
a bunch of weird, slimy, chirpy froshpeoples. highest-placing non-winners in january's trivia. specifically:
-you know that guy that always asks people "if you were a bird, what kind of bird would you be?" that one.
-nb with cool pants
-two people with interchangeable names
-chester the dog (and chester the dog's legal guardian)
-the tannex people
-one of the junior advisors of all time
-the most culturally european granite stater known to mankind
-the future presidents of williams cycling and williams fencing
-anyone else who happens to trap themselves in our nasty web of trivia
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| Williams Classes |
'26, '24 |
| Trash Talk |
tweet tweet |
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The Accessory Fruits
| a.k.a. |
The Accessory Fruits |
| Location(s) |
Ann Arbor, MI; With a few from out of town |
| Members |
Louis, Mark, Jacob, Carol, Karla, Brian, Nick, Aaron, Nikita |
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Jack Is da Bomb
| a.k.a. |
Jack Is da Bomb |
| Location(s) |
Olympia, WA |
| Members |
Jack |
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Too Many Cooks and the Kitchen
| a.k.a. |
Too Many Cooks and the Kitchen |
| Location(s) |
All over the place; mostly Colorado and Wisconsin |
| Members |
Jacob Duran Shedd
CJ Eckenrode
Max Gregg
Ben Kitchen '21
Maria Kuhn |
| Williams Classes |
'21 |
| Trash Talk |
We refuse. |
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Los Fabulosos
| a.k.a. |
Los mas guapos de Williamstown |
| Location(s) |
Williams College |
| Members |
Leilani Fuentes, Michael Fallon, Abby Atonal Rodrguez, Mariana Garcia, Ayanna Columbus, Rika Nakato, Justin Betancourt, Joe Fox |
| Williams Classes |
2023 and 2024 |
| Trash Talk |
Hueles eso? Saca la cubeta y ponte a limpiar!!! |
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Somehow, You Made It Worse
| a.k.a. |
Somehow, You Made It Worse |
| Location(s) |
St. Charles, Illinois |
| Members |
America's Cousin, Christ, Cup of Vodka, Dat Manaher, The Evilone, Finnigan, Mike Q., Mr. Adventure, Moss, Porkchop |
| Williams Classes |
None |
| Trash Talk |
We're just some mild-mannered Midwesterners, trying to stay up all night and play a little trivia. |
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SPEAK NOT OF THE NIGHT YORB!
| a.k.a. |
Night Yorb |
| Location(s) |
New York |
| Members |
Laurie, Dave, maybe others? |
| Williams Classes |
'05, '06 |
| Trash Talk |
HOW MANY F'ING TIMES DO I GOTTA SAY "SPEAK NOT OF THE NIGHT YORB"?! |
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West Sequestered
| a.k.a. |
West Sequestered |
| Location(s) |
Spiritually, Rhode Island. Physically, Vancouver Island |
| Members |
Andrew |
| Trash Talk |
I know a thing or two. It's two. I know two things. |
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Quizatz Haderach
| a.k.a. |
Quizatz Haderach |
| Location(s) |
Fairfax, VA; Portland, OR |
| Members |
Zoe Thomas, Alexa Scott |
| Williams Classes |
'08 |
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No picture! |
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Occam's Toothbrush
| a.k.a. |
Occam's Toothbrush |
| Location(s) |
Williamstown, Hobbiton, VT, Los Gatos, CA, and elsewhere |
| Members |
Robert Kent '84, Darbus Oldham (Swarthmore 17?), Caroline Toy '06, and friends |
| Williams Classes |
1984, 2006 |
| Trash Talk |
is beneath us |
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Not on the map
| a.k.a. |
Not on the map |
| Location(s) |
New Zealand, with ringers from Japan |
| Members |
Tim (long time quizzer, no-time Massachusetts vistor)
Savannah (part-time Canadian, full-time mother)
and whoever else bothers to show up |
| Williams Classes |
None but I hear it's nice |
| Trash Talk |
A tragic number of Americans couldn't locate New Zealand on a map. It doesn't help that so many maps don't actually bother to include it. |
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Area 52
| a.k.a. |
Area 52 |
| Location(s) |
Tucson and many other places throughout the known universe |
| Members |
Steve Farley '85
and so many others around this curious planet |
| Williams Classes |
'85 |
| Trash Talk |
Get Alien-ated! |
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An Exciting Photograph of a Jackal Retching
| a.k.a. |
A Jackal Retching |
| Location(s) |
NY and AK, nyak nyak nyak |
| Members |
Disheveled Des Devlin
Dapper Dom Grillo
Enjoying our 78th and 75th consecutive contests tonight. Two once-promising lives fraught with ruination.
Read CLAPTRAP:
https://igg.me/at/claptrap |
| Williams Classes |
Dom '89 |
| Trash Talk |
Our team name celebrates Al Jaffee, 1921-2023. |
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Millennial Force
| a.k.a. |
Millennial Force |
| Location(s) |
Boston and assorted midwest states |
| Members |
John Bihn and potentially other survivors of peculiar winter phenomenon |
| Williams Classes |
'16 |
| Trash Talk |
Prepare for a *whopping* amount of force coming your way!!! |
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Boston Bobcats
| a.k.a. |
BBs |
| Location(s) |
The Unfortunate Southeast |
| Williams Classes |
'24 |
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Triple Deception
| a.k.a. |
Triple Deception |
| Location(s) |
Various locations around the US. (Team HQ is in Madison, WI.) |
| Members |
Christopher Fisher, Dan Olson |
| Williams Classes |
None |
| Trash Talk |
Legends of the world's largest radio station trivia contest, taking 4th place out of 305 teams this year. Ready to take on all comers in the Williams contest! |
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Bridge Over Troubled Wombat
| a.k.a. |
Wombat |
| Location(s) |
Massachusetts, California, NY? |
| Members |
Hannah Bloch '84, Lois Cappellano '84, Dan Bloch, Sarah Mamlet, Becca Mamlet, Alex Bartholomew, Tim Bloch, Laura, Ruby and Julienne and other Scrippsies |
| Williams Classes |
1984 |
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Charlie Is Young At Heart
| a.k.a. |
Charlie |
| Location(s) |
Ar and NY |
| Members |
Dom Grillo '89 and Des Desmond |
| Williams Classes |
'89 and if only |
| Trash Talk |
Good Grief! |
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Tasmanian Treebiters of the North!
| a.k.a. |
Treebiters |
| Location(s) |
The North! aka Finland |
| Members |
Chris Aylott, and maybe miscellaneous daughters and doggos. |
| Williams Classes |
'91 |
| Trash Talk |
Trivia this morning and Eurovision tonight, what could POSSIBLY go wrong? |
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Mr. Worldwide
| a.k.a. |
Mr. Worldwide |
| Location(s) |
Worldwide (Boston, Detroit, NYC, France, etc) |
| Williams Classes |
'22, '22.5 |
| Trash Talk |
Mr. Worldwide is on our side |
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BOMO
| a.k.a. |
BOMO |
| Location(s) |
Bedford, NY |
| Members |
Tom Gardner '79 (just little old me), back for my 55th contest! |
| Williams Classes |
'79 |
| Trash Talk |
It takes two hands to handle a Whopper. I do have two hands. By the way, I'm rooting for Fish With a Gun. |
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Four Guys Just Being Dicks
| a.k.a. |
Four Guys Just Being Dicks |
| Location(s) |
MA, CT, NE, WA |
| Members |
John Bellwoar
Dave Allen
Mike Baratta
Paul McGreal |
| Williams Classes |
1989 |
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Bite My Shiny Metal Ass For An Hour Or Two
| a.k.a. |
Bender Isn't Playing Much |
| Location(s) |
home in NoVA; kid's home in MI; kid's dorm in WA |
| Members |
Arielle; Shawn GMU; a bit of base-touching from kiddos |
| Williams Classes |
'92 |
| Trash Talk |
Just try to keep us awake |
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FISH WITH A GUN
| a.k.a. |
FISH WITH A GUN |
| Location(s) |
Sage 4 |
| Members |
Gwyn, Elena, Manny, Yunjin, Lydia, + Sage 4 if they decide to show up |
| Williams Classes |
'23-'26 |
| Trash Talk |
PEW PEW BITCH |
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No Eye Deer
| a.k.a. |
No Eye Deer |
| Location(s) |
Naples, FL |
| Members |
J C |
| Williams Classes |
1976 |
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The Lone Bayonette
| a.k.a. |
The Lone Bayonnette |
| Location(s) |
Riverside, CT |
| Members |
PJ Morello |
| Williams Classes |
'72 |
| Trash Talk |
Get off my lawn !! |
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Putting the B+ in AmB+herst since winter study '05
| a.k.a. |
AmB+herst |
| Location(s) |
San Diego, CA |
| Members |
Brian H '06 |
| Williams Classes |
'06 |
| Trash Talk |
Did you teach a winter study this year? |
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The Zambezi Marimba Band
| a.k.a. |
Zambivia |
| Location(s) |
Williams College |
| Members |
Aiden Pham, Alexia King, Alice Wanamaker, Annie Lu, Ben Su, Brodie Leo, Diego Mongue, Enoch Chou, Jonny Rogers, Kai Soto-Dessen, Leo Paz, Mali Rauch, Seamus Connor, Ethan Jeon, Carolyn Mielke |
| Williams Classes |
23, 24, 25, 26 |
| Trash Talk |
With the number of SHARP players on this team, you should C your way out of the competition. We won't bother looking at the SCORE. You're in TREBLE. |
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