https://wso.williams.edu/wiki/api.php?action=feedcontributions&user=08acp&feedformat=atomWillipedia - User contributions [en]2024-03-28T21:39:47ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.32.1https://wso.williams.edu/wiki/index.php?title=Undeadly_Ten&diff=12478Undeadly Ten2006-05-17T22:13:28Z<p>08acp: </p>
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<div>[[Category:Students]] <br />
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Parallel to the [[Deadly Ten]].<br />
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A list of ten people on campus that you all should know. These are real Williams Institutions. The way [[Baxter]] was before they knocked it down.<br />
If you don't know at least one, you're probably on the deadly ten. Or dead.<br />
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1.) [[Evan Miller]]. The MOST facebooked person of anyone on campus. Seriously. Double the number of Facebook hits then anyone else on campus. And that's for shizzle.<br />
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2.) [[Ben Rudick]]. If he hasn't taken your photo without your permission, then you haven't spotted him hiding in the bushes underneath your window. Or you may just be that unattractive.<br />
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3.) [[Sean Carollo]]. The kid with the cape. And the hat. And the walking staff. And the magic powers.<br />
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4.) [[Morgan Goodwin]]. Probably drafting a college council response to this post as we type. <br />
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5.) [[Marita]]. Head of the [[QSU]]. Don't make her kick your ass in a leather bustier and fish nets. <br />
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6.) [[Toni Kraeva]]. She was on the committee that chaired this list. Go '09's.<br />
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7.) [[Liz Hirschhorn]]. Her real name should be BooBoo. [To those of you who wish to sign a petition requiring her to make that change legal, contact [http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=09cjv Cat Vielma]. You may see her playing volleyball, jv bball, or rucking for 80 minutes in 15 positions, but most importantly she's an ASL (american sign language) allstar. Awwwwwkward. I met her. Then I didn't die. I saw Liz Hirschhorn wearing army pants and flipflops, so I bought army pants and flipflops.<br />
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8.) [[Jonathan Landsman]]. He's not even on campus anymore, and you probably know him. <br />
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9.) [http://www.drewnewman.com Drew Newman '04] Hang out in the activities office long enough and you'll see him.<br />
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10.) [[Alan Cordova]]. He's been everywhere, he does everything. Including brewing people really good coffee.</div>08acphttps://wso.williams.edu/wiki/index.php?title=Deadly_Ten&diff=12320Deadly Ten2006-05-15T04:03:00Z<p>08acp: </p>
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<div>[[Category:Students]] <br />
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Officially known as the Deadly Ten '08.<br />
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Despite William's small size and the fact that everyone seems to know everyone, or is at least connected to them somehow, it remains a fact that it's impossible to know everyone. And there are some people that it REALLY seems impossible to know, for one reason or another.<br />
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The Deadly Ten is a list of ten sophomores that, if you knew all of them, you would spontaneously die, because it would be physically impossible.<br />
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I don't know all of the deadly ten, because i'm not dead.<br />
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But here are some guesses:<br />
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1. Sara Carian: Pretty obscure. Most people think she's a senior. And since she's going to Oxford next year, it'll look like she was. <br />
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2.) Ben Wood: Silent, but deadly.<br />
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3.) Hope Tammany. Often called with Tamanny Hope. She's that sidelined.<br />
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4.) Paci.<br />
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5.) Corey Beverly. Sure, you might be friends with him on facebook or have seen him rocking out with Wyclef, but who can REALLY say that they know him? <br />
...oh yeah. Probably all of you.<br />
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6.) ?????<br />
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10.) ???????</div>08acp