Daniel Klein

The Eminently Quotable Dan Klein

See Your Mom.

"I've been seeing your mom. In bed." (quotation attributed to Daniel Klein '06)

Quotes attributed to Klein from College Bowl:

[regarding a real analysis bonus] "Yes! Yes! Give it to me!"

[upon being called a "pretentious fuck" by Evan Bick '06 ] "I'll pretentiously fuck your mother!"

[referring to the mother of Andrew Goldston '09 and his ability to quote Martin Buber] "I quoted your mom's Bubers to my face last night!"

[in response to Goldston's description of Inquisition-starting Sixtus IV as his least favorite pope] "If it weren't for the Inquisition, you'd still be in Spain."

The Less Quotable Klein

Daniel is a scholar-athlete. He enjoys listening to opera, mainstream-ish indie rock, and the works of Stephen Sondheim '50. He is majoring in Mathematics and Biology. Never would he wish anyone else's mother misfortune or discomfort.

He is currently collaborating with composer Joe McDonough '06 and producer Colin Yee '06 on Lepanto: the Musical. Work will pick up once he is no longer taking six course equivalent units.