Your Mom

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[[Category:Williamspeak]]'''Your mom Mom''' is hota conceit with currency among some circles at Williams. Ever needed It is probably a good time, a hot babe, some fresh homebaked cookies? derivative of the "Yo Momma"/"Your Mom" jokes that were popular in grade school. It is invariably used with irony. "Your mom is the one " can be used as an unthinking answer to calla question or a quick and easy riposte.E.g.,
"I'm going to the baseball game, wanna come?"
"Your mom wants to come."
== History Your mom reached her peak popularity in 2002-2003, when more than a handful of seniors gave Math colloquia with "Your Mom ==" in the title. The complete list is:
*"Blowing Up Cubes: Making Your mom was probably born anywhere from 36 to 65 years agoMom Proud" (Satyan Devadoss, but really her age doesn't matter because she is timeless. When you were a kid she birthed (is that really a verb???) ((You bet it's a fucking verb)professor) you and then changed your diapers. After a while she began taking you to school, and eventually began forcing you to get good grades so you could go to college. Now you are away from the nest and it's pretty hard on her, so give her a call next time you're sitting around.
P.S. *"An Examination of Outcome Sensitivity to Deception in a Case-Control Study of Second-Hand Smoking or What to Do If Your mom loves you more than anyone else can.Mom Lies about Smoking" (Michael Baoicchi '03)
P.P.S. If your mom really does send good cookies, I love her more than anyone else can.*"The 15 Puzzle: How to Stump Your Mom" (Tracy Borawski '03)
[[*"Backwards Induction Is Not Robust or Why You Can't Always Trust Your Mom in a Truel" (Adam Cole '03) *"Analyzing Dichotomous Dependent Variables Using Logistic Regression, or How to Predict Absolutely Anything about Your Mom" (Jennifer Doleac '03) *"Throwing Darts with Your Dad]] does not receive nearly Mom, or, Is the same publicity as Continuum Hypothesis False?" (Williams Edgar '03) *"AES: The Best Way to Hide your momInternet Movie Collection from Your Mom" (Robert Gonzalez '03) *"The Game of 'Guess It' or How to Bluff Your Mom Out of 30 Grand" (Thomas Hodgson '03) *"HOMFLY and Your Mom: Polynomials and Braids" (Brian Katz '03) *"The Banach-Tarski Paradox, or How to Turn Your Mom into a Turkey" (Daniel Klasik "03) *"On Voting Coalitions and Power Indices.Should Your Mom Be a Politician?" (Edvard Major '03) *"The Continuous Wavelet Transform: Wavelets and Your Mom, or, rather, Their Mom" (Mark Rothlisberger '™03) *"Can You Prove the Existence of Your Mom without Offering a Construction? Algebraic Curves, Invariants, and Hilbert's Finite Basis" (Eric Schoenfeld '03) [ Source of abstracts]