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Here's a place to let people know what, exactly, you can hack. (Or use.)
(Edited to remove graduated students. Revert if you feel that is wrong.)
Also for those who feel that they are inadequate because they cannot program in TeX/Mathematica, there will be workshops on these topics during Winter Study. All Math majors will receive an email about this soon. Anyone else can sign up by emailing Rahul Shah (09ras) or look in the daily messages/other appropriate communication media. ==Computer The Devil's Languages==
===Assembly Language===
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06tfv Travis Vachon[Jing Cao] (kind of...)] now knows he should extend before division
[[Paul Nhttp://wso. Stansifer '07]williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=08slh Son Ho] (my claim to masculinityI make things crash)
[[Brent YorgeySean Barker '09]] '04had flashbacks during Compilers.
[[Brent Yorgeyhttp://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view/cj1 Chuan Ji]] '04:(){:|:&};:
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix===Hypertalk===09ras Rahul Shah] (is pretty much the God of C, but mostly because C stands for medioCre)
[[Alan CordovaJing Cao]] Booyah!Compiled his second C program with no syntax errors
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix===Java===08xjh Jerry He] Just compiled his 300th C program with 33 syntax errors
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dpr Daniel Rooney[Arjun Narayan '10] (disgusting)] Hello world only
[[Brent YorgeyJeff Marsceill '08]] '04 (I frickin' TEACH this language)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07jmc Jessica Chung/qz1 Qiao Zhang'13] (not bad either.)heap allocators, garbage collectors, and painful debugging!
===JavaScriptC++===[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view/cj1 Chuan Ji] How do I deal with memory leaks? By writing code that doesn't have any.
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view/qz1 Qiao Zhang] How do I deal with memory leaks?unix=06emm Evan Miller] (just a pinch)I use smart pointers.
===LabVIEWHaskell===
===LaTeXHypertalk=== [[Alan Cordova]] Booyah!
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller08xjh Jerry He] (too poor for Word)will always be a beginner in this language. Just don't get it.
[[Diana Davis '07http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=10arn Arjun Narayan]] (infinitely superior to anything else)Will always be in love with this one.
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06tfv Travis Vachon[Jeff Marsceill '08]] (It's pretty frickin sweet)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07mse Matthew Earle[Sean Barker '09]] (Offers TeX services for $10/hrknows too many of the libraries by heart.)
[[Joe Shoer '06Rahul Shah]] (it's my thesis, and I can do more with it than the math nerds can)Can TeX his Math homework when he needs to.
[[Laura Effinger-Dean Jeff Marsceill '0608]] (I make pretty pictures for my thesis!)
Any physics major worth their weight in problem sets
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix===MatLab===08xjh Jerry He](a must-learn for any physics major)
===PerlObjective C===
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=08jwc_2 Jing Cao/jmh1 $ perl -e "length q local and print chr oct ord q open do and print chr ord qw q uc q and print chr ord qw q lc q and print chr ord q tie lt and print chr ord q map m and print chr ord qw q ne q and print chr ord q q q and print chr ord uc q chr lc and print chr ord q ref or and print chr ord q msgctl m and print chr ord qw q s q"] (kind of)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix===PHP===08kch Katherine Huang] (sort of)
[http://wso[Arjun Narayan '10]] Also knows what all three letters stand for. And all three. And all three. And all three..williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07yfh Young Hahn] (godly)
[http://wso.williams[Sean Barker '09]] also knows what the three letters used to stand for.edu/facebook/view?unix=08kch Katherine Huang] (sort of)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07dcs Dave Senft/jmh1 Julian Hess] (also knows what the P stands agrees that PHP provides for)pretty hellish programming.
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07jmc Jessica Chung/cj1 Chuan Ji] (When really desperate and focusedbetter than Perl at least...)
===PL/SQL===
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller/jmh1 Julian Hess] (a terrible language)'; DROP DATABASE
===Python===
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06tfv Travis Vachon08xjh Jerry He] (the scripting greatest language of choiceever invented! If not the most useful)
===R===
[[Daniel Klein Arjun Narayan '06|Daniel Klein10]] But not as good as [[Aaron Schwartz]] (it makes statistics fun!)
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller08xjh Jerry He] (needs to learn how to put his skills on his own line but is probably very quite capable at R), more so than STATA
===Ruby===
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller08xjh Jerry He] (the scripting language of choiceconvenience)
===WC3400 Microcode=== Jing Cao Broke the phase 2 record [[http:/Arjun Narayan '10]] Broke the pass/wsofail barrier.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06tfv Travis Vachon [[Sean Barker '09]] and [[Charles Cao '09]] (well, at one point at least...)broke 8 microinstructions per ASM instruction
===XML/XSLT/XPath/XQuery===
==God's Languages== ===Lisp=== (append (cons '[[Ronit Bhattacharyya Brent Yorgey]] (cons '04(cons '[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07jmc Jessica Chung] '07)))[[Arjun Narayan]]) == Hardware == === Electric === Arjun Narayan '10 === Breaking CPU chips === [http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=08slh Son Ho] (hey, at least I'm not claiming CSS & HTML to be languagesone victim hung on my door) === Peck-Typing ===
==Software==
===ChemDraw===
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07whp Hazen Parsons/ts4 Tarjinder Singh]The hardest program he knows how to use... :)
===PowerPoint===
===Adobe Photoshop=== [[Jonathan Landsman|Jonathan Landsman '05Sean Hayes]] (godlyDecent skills)
===AppleWorks===
==1337 |-|@><0R== [[Jonathan Landsman|Jonathan Landsman '05Toby Hall]] (fears no page/margin/line spacing/font size requirement). w00t
[[Jono Dowse '06Ted Wiles]] (still uses it Ted is an amazing hacker and programmer. It isn't uncommon for his digg.com articles to yield over 250 diggs in drawing and painting modeone day. He also is passionate about his art and has plans to do a 13-thesis senior year Apple drawing veteranthat allows him to reinterpret famous art works completely through graphic design software. He is also very good at hacking.)