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'''Don't be shy.''' Can you do something that other people find useful, entertaining, or impressive? Don't hide it under a bushel! Instead, post here. Put your proficiency in parentheses. Add new categories and skills as appropriate.
 
'''Don't be shy.''' Can you do something that other people find useful, entertaining, or impressive? Don't hide it under a bushel! Instead, post here. Put your proficiency in parentheses. Add new categories and skills as appropriate.
  
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This page was getting pretty big and hard to navigate/read/edit, so it's broken into categories. Consider this the "Miscellaneous Skills" section.
  
==Automotive Skills==
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See also:
  
===Drive Stick Shift===
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[[Students with language skills]]
  
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller] (maniacally)
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[[Students with automotive skills]]
  
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dpr Daniel Rooney] (erratically)
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[[Students with body skills]]
  
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06bwd Brendan Dougherty] (smooth as shit out of a duck's ass)
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[[Students with computer skills]]
  
Joe Shoer '06 (that's what she said)
 
  
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07kfm Katie Montgomery] (could drive anything from a '82 Toyota Tercel to a forklift, or so she believes)
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==Animal Sounds, etc.==
  
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07jmc Jessica Chung] (She learned in a week.)
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===Caveman Talk===
  
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=08sjp Samantha Peterson] (automatics are for women)
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[[Chris St.Cyr]]
  
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07jyl Janey Waney Lee] (She doesn't even need to say anything.)
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===Dog Bark===
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Danny Fischler barks at cars, beeping alarms, and squirrels with nice legs.
  
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06ljw Leah Joy Weintraub] (In her other life, she actually is a race car driver.)
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[[Jono Dowse]] barks back at dogs that chase him on runs; they retreat in fear.
  
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06lc Lucy Cox-Chapman](Better than her brother)
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===Cat Meow===
  
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=09jrc Jay Cox-Chapman](Worse than his sister)
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Alexa Herlach and she does it often.
  
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07hmh Helena Harnik] (I have two driving licenses, one for each side of the road. Yeah that's right- I can use either hand to shift. That makes me 2x more stick-savvy than everyone else)
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[[Julianne Shelby]] is probably just actually a cat
  
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07rb Ronit Bhattacharyya] (Only ever driven stick-shift, now I just wish I could drive on the right side of the road)
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===Burping===
  
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=08amr_2 Anne Royston '08] (can shift from both driver's and passenger's seat; working on backseat)
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Samantha Peterson can burp the alphabet. Backwards.
  
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07mse Matthew Earle '07] (Double-clutch downshifts saves wear on synchros, but may have caused the expensive timing chain misalignment he just had fixed)
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===Unbelievably Frightening Subsonic Beast Voice===
  
===Drive Really Fast In Reverse===
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[[Neal Holtschulte]]: enter Rangda.
  
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dsf Danny Fischler] once pulled a k-turn, maxing at around 20mph, across the width of a freeway entrance.  With [http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06rmb Becky frickin' Burditt] in the back seat.  Ca-raaaaaazy.
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Liz Bacon can do some scary stuff. She has breathing issues. -Cat Vielma '09
  
===Sweet Jumps===
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==Circus Arts & other amazing feats==
  
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dr David Rodriguez] likes to go as fast as he can when he sees speed bumps and likes to think he gets an inch or two of air in his 2-ton SUV every time.
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===I can ride a unicycle!===
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Alex Ambros (the 1 in 2000 girl)
  
===Change a Tire===
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Elissa Brown (was in the same entry as Alex - what's the probability of ''that''?)
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Abby McBride can too!
  
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dr David Rodriguez '06] has changed more than his fair share of tires and learned that salt+rust will effectively glue a wheel onto the axle. Solution? Wedge the flat edge of your hubcap-removal tool into the jammed area and whack the crap out of it with a hammer. Eventually, if you're lucky, that wheel will pop right off.
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Bryan Dragon can but doesn't want anybody to know about it.
  
===Jumpstart a Car===
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===I can walk on my hands===
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[[Meredith Sopher]] thinks life is more fun upside down
  
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dr David Rodriguez '06] has also had his fair share of car jumpstarts and knows not to connect the black plug to red and red plug to black. If you do, you will blow the battery fuse in your fusebox and burn out some expensive component in your car. Through his learning processes, he found just how costly it is to replace the stock amp that powers your stereo.
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===I can slackline===
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Elissa Brown (shakily)
  
[[Jonathan Landsman]] (who's been zapped)
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Alex Ambros
  
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06ljw Leah Joy Weintraub] (but only if you ask nicely)
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Dave Kleinschmidt (if I'm lucky)
  
=== Parallel Park ===
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Evan Bick
  
[[Jonathan Landsman]], native New Yorker, has parked in spots so tight that getting in and out depended on using room provided by nudging cars parked in front and behind, counting on the flexibility of their shocks.  His record in Williamstown was set when moving into his [[Morgan#East|Morgan East]] room for the [[Summer 2004|Summer of 2004]], when he parked at the top of [[Spring Street]], leaving enough room on either end of the car to fit one finger, but not two.
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Sean McKenzie (anywhere and everywhere)
  
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dr David Rodriguez] is also a native New Yorker and often takes it upon himself to giggle at the non-city folk that have such a tough time parking in huge spots on Spring Street.
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===I can juggle (balls, clubs, knives, flaming torches, etc.)===
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Alex Ambros (working on passing clubs)
  
===Hotwire a Car===
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Elissa Brown(see above. We'll get it eventually)
  
===Get a Williams Van License -If I Wanted To-===
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Ben Brooks (I can do everything listed in the title except "etc." Whatever that is...)
  
===Get Parking Tickets ===
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Jason Ren (I can do everything listed AND Etc. I know what it is)
  
===Demolition===
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Robin Stewart (He's the master)
  
==Oral Skills==
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[[Jacob Eisler]] '04 says his one of his two major accomplishments in high school was learning to juggle.
  
===I can blow free-floating saliva bubbles===
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==Communication==
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06bwd Brendan Dougherty]
 
  
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller] (I can catch it, too)
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Margaret Pigman can read and write braille, and has a braille typewriter! And, and, and! Margaret takes class notes in Braille.
  
===I can curl my tongue into a W===
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[[Diana Davis]] can write holding a pencil with her toes.
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller]
 
  
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dr David Rodriguez]
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[[Jonathan Landsman]] is the fastest two-finger typist there is, and can do so blindly.
  
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=09les Leah Shoer]
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==Impressions==
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[[Joseph Gangestad]] can do an uncanny Gollum (Andy Serkis)
  
===I can touch my tongue to my nose===
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Dan Wollin can too.
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06bwd Brendan Dougherty]
 
  
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06lc Lucy Cox-Chapman]
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And Ralph Morrison (rare talent, it seems).
  
===I can tie a piece of string in a knot in my mouth===
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Joe Shoer '06 can do Stitch <s>fairly okay</s> very well.
  
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dr David Rodriguez] thinks this is child's play. The real challenge is getting a cherry stem into a knot in your mouth.
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Danny Fischler '06 does a decent Donald Duck scream, but is limited to a rather crude vocabulary.
  
===I can tie a cherry stem into a knot in my mouth===
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The entire [[Cross Country Running|cross country]] team imitates Pete Farwell with widely varying degrees of success and/or recognizability.
  
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dr David Rodriguez]
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==Luck==
 
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Lisetta Shah can find 4-leaf clovers pretty much just by looking down at the ground for a couple seconds, and sometimes without even that much effort.
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller] (gimme 40 seconds)
 
 
 
===I can remove one/all of my teeth===
 
 
 
===I can eat iced cream without using my tongue/lips===
 
 
 
==Manual Skills==
 
 
 
===I can snap my fingers by flipping my wrist===
 
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller] (right hand only)
 
 
 
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07rb Ronit Bhattacharyya] (both hands)
 
  
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=09jrd Jonathan Dahlberg] - amzingly well
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Alex Ambros see above, plus those trippy five and six leaf ones
  
===I can pull my fingers back to touch the back of my hand===
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==Martial Arts/Small Arms==
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Michael Anthony Del Rio is surgical with a 12 gauge shotgun.
  
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07jgc John Chatlos] can.
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Andrew Triska '10 learned to fire a handgun at age 4. He has yet to perfect it.
 
 
==Other body skills==
 
 
 
===I can dislocate my...===
 
 
 
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=09bro Bonnie O'Keefe] can dislocate her right hip.
 
 
 
==Computer Languages==
 
 
 
===Perl===
 
 
 
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06cks Kai Steverson] (competent)
 
 
 
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller] (wizardly)
 
 
 
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=08jwc_2 Jing Cao] (kind of)
 
 
 
===Java===
 
 
 
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06dpr Daniel Rooney] (disgusting)
 
 
 
===Mathematica===
 
 
 
[[Daniel Klein '06|Daniel Klein]] (is too a real language)
 
 
 
[[Joe Shoer '06]] (it's my thesis, and I can do more with it than the math nerds can)
 
 
 
[[Laura Effinger-Dean '06]] (I make pretty pictures for my thesis!)
 
 
 
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06nsy Nick Yates '06] (Pretty spirals!  Ooh!)
 
 
 
===Ruby===
 
 
 
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06emm Evan Miller] (the scripting language of choice)
 
 
 
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07rb Ronit Bhattacharyya] (the only language I can grok)
 
 
 
==Feats of Strength==
 
 
 
===I can benchpress my own weight in bad Christina Ricci movies===
 
 
 
==Circus Arts & other amazing feats==
 
 
 
===I can ride a unicycle!!===
 
Alex Ambros (the 1 in 2000 girl)
 
 
 
Elissa Brown (in the same entry as Alex - what's the probability of ''that''?)
 
 
Abby McBride can too!
 
 
 
Bryan Dragon can but doesn't want anybody to know about it.
 
 
 
===I can slackline===
 
Elissa Brown (shakily)
 
 
 
Alex Ambros
 
 
 
Dave Kleinschmidt (if I'm lucky)
 
 
 
===I can juggle (balls, clubs, knives, flaming torches, etc)===
 
Alex Ambros (working on passing clubs)
 
 
 
Elissa Brown (see above. We'll get it eventually)
 
 
 
===I can swallow... (list object below)===
 
 
 
It's only a matter of time until [[Daniel Klein '06]] makes a joke about [[Your Mom]] here.
 
 
 
==Foreign Languages==
 
 
 
==Other Ways of Writing English==
 
 
 
===Braille===
 
 
 
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07am Auyon Mukharji] knows braille. :.:.:.:: : :: : .. ::. He just said "Auyon's mom is a fox".
 
 
 
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=07mcp Margaret Pigman]
 
 
 
==Foreign Object Tricks==
 
 
 
==High Velocity Carbon Training==
 
 
 
==Luck==
 
[http://wso.williams.edu/facebook/view?unix=06lds Lisetta Shah]
 
can find 4-leaf clovers pretty much just by looking down at the ground for a couple seconds, and sometimes without even that much effort.
 

Latest revision as of 23:13, May 31, 2019

Don't be shy. Can you do something that other people find useful, entertaining, or impressive? Don't hide it under a bushel! Instead, post here. Put your proficiency in parentheses. Add new categories and skills as appropriate.

This page was getting pretty big and hard to navigate/read/edit, so it's broken into categories. Consider this the "Miscellaneous Skills" section.

See also:

Students with language skills

Students with automotive skills

Students with body skills

Students with computer skills


Animal Sounds, etc.

Caveman Talk

Chris St.Cyr

Dog Bark

Danny Fischler barks at cars, beeping alarms, and squirrels with nice legs.

Jono Dowse barks back at dogs that chase him on runs; they retreat in fear.

Cat Meow

Alexa Herlach and she does it often.

Julianne Shelby is probably just actually a cat

Burping

Samantha Peterson can burp the alphabet. Backwards.

Unbelievably Frightening Subsonic Beast Voice

Neal Holtschulte: enter Rangda.

Liz Bacon can do some scary stuff. She has breathing issues. -Cat Vielma '09

Circus Arts & other amazing feats

I can ride a unicycle!

Alex Ambros (the 1 in 2000 girl)

Elissa Brown (was in the same entry as Alex - what's the probability of that?)

Abby McBride can too!

Bryan Dragon can but doesn't want anybody to know about it.

I can walk on my hands

Meredith Sopher thinks life is more fun upside down

I can slackline

Elissa Brown (shakily)

Alex Ambros

Dave Kleinschmidt (if I'm lucky)

Evan Bick

Sean McKenzie (anywhere and everywhere)

I can juggle (balls, clubs, knives, flaming torches, etc.)

Alex Ambros (working on passing clubs)

Elissa Brown(see above. We'll get it eventually)

Ben Brooks (I can do everything listed in the title except "etc." Whatever that is...)

Jason Ren (I can do everything listed AND Etc. I know what it is)

Robin Stewart (He's the master)

Jacob Eisler '04 says his one of his two major accomplishments in high school was learning to juggle.

Communication

Margaret Pigman can read and write braille, and has a braille typewriter! And, and, and! Margaret takes class notes in Braille.

Diana Davis can write holding a pencil with her toes.

Jonathan Landsman is the fastest two-finger typist there is, and can do so blindly.

Impressions

Joseph Gangestad can do an uncanny Gollum (Andy Serkis)

Dan Wollin can too.

And Ralph Morrison (rare talent, it seems).

Joe Shoer '06 can do Stitch fairly okay very well.

Danny Fischler '06 does a decent Donald Duck scream, but is limited to a rather crude vocabulary.

The entire cross country team imitates Pete Farwell with widely varying degrees of success and/or recognizability.

Luck

Lisetta Shah can find 4-leaf clovers pretty much just by looking down at the ground for a couple seconds, and sometimes without even that much effort.

Alex Ambros see above, plus those trippy five and six leaf ones

Martial Arts/Small Arms

Michael Anthony Del Rio is surgical with a 12 gauge shotgun.

Andrew Triska '10 learned to fire a handgun at age 4. He has yet to perfect it.