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A Grand Duchy located on the Spanish-Romanian border. | A Grand Duchy located on the Spanish-Romanian border. | ||
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Home of the award-winning AQUADUX, the Duxembourg National (all-male) Synchronized Swimming Team. Unfortunately, the Aquadux have not been able to compete lately, as their coach suddenly discovered that she was 8 months pregnant and they have not yet found a replacement. | Home of the award-winning AQUADUX, the Duxembourg National (all-male) Synchronized Swimming Team. Unfortunately, the Aquadux have not been able to compete lately, as their coach suddenly discovered that she was 8 months pregnant and they have not yet found a replacement. | ||
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"Experience Duxembourg--where larb isn't just food, it's a way of life." | "Experience Duxembourg--where larb isn't just food, it's a way of life." | ||
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A Grand Duchy located on the Spanish-Romanian border.
Its national anthem is currently being written.
The Dance Party has majority control of the Duxembourgish parliament.
Home of the award-winning AQUADUX, the Duxembourg National (all-male) Synchronized Swimming Team. Unfortunately, the Aquadux have not been able to compete lately, as their coach suddenly discovered that she was 8 months pregnant and they have not yet found a replacement.
Propaganda
Duxembourg is quickly become a popular vacation site due to the effective ad campaign of the Duxembourg Board of Tourism. Slogans include:
"Duxembourg. Come for the totties, stay for the larb."
"Got Dux?"
"Experience Duxembourg--where larb isn't just food, it's a way of life."
Duxembourg's most exotic locales include the Tabletian Isles of Doorknob, Ankle, and Cold.
