Snow bocce

There was a time- though few remember it- when Snow Bocce was synonymous with all that is good and admirable in this dark world, a time when the mere mention of the phrase conjured up honor, glory, heroism and all that is noble in the soul of man. Those who have experienced snow bocce- and lived to tell of it- do not speak of it, or may mention it only in passing, as if it were a mere trifle. But their eyes betray them, and if you look closely, you will see the telltale glint that means they have stared death in the face and laughed.

Thanks to recent technological innovations, you too can play Snow Bocce in your own backyard with just a dining hall tray, several sleds, and super-sized helping of courage. Placing the tray at the bottom of hill,

...and whoever emerges victorious, tray in hand, is the winner.

Use your imagination to fill in the rest.