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A Grand Duchy located on the Spanish-Romanian border.
 
A Grand Duchy located on the Spanish-Romanian border.
  

Revision as of 22:29, May 29, 2019

A Grand Duchy located on the Spanish-Romanian border.

Its national anthem is currently being written.

The Dance Party has majority control of the Duxembourgish parliament.

Home of the award-winning AQUADUX, the Duxembourg National (all-male) Synchronized Swimming Team. Unfortunately, the Aquadux have not been able to compete lately, as their coach suddenly discovered that she was 8 months pregnant and they have not yet found a replacement.


Propaganda

Duxembourg is quickly become a popular vacation site due to the effective ad campaign of the Duxembourg Board of Tourism. Slogans include:

"Duxembourg. Come for the totties, stay for the larb."

"Got Dux?"

"Experience Duxembourg--where larb isn't just food, it's a way of life."


Duxembourg's most exotic locales include the Tabletian Isles of Doorknob, Ankle, and Cold.