Daniel Klein

See Your Mom.

"I've been seeing your mom. In bed." (quotation attributed to Daniel Klein '06)

Quotes attributed to Klein from College Bowl:

[regarding a real analysis bonus] "Yes! Yes! Give it to me!"

[upon being called a "pretentious fuck" by Evan Bick '06 ] "I'll pretentiously fuck your mother!"

[referring to the mother of Andrew Goldston '08 and his familial ability to quote Martin Buber] "I quoted your mom's Bubers to my face last night!"

The Less Quotable Klein

Daniel is a scholar-athlete. He enjoys listening to opera, mainstream-ish indie rock, and the works of Stephen Sondheim '50. He is majoring in Mathematics and Biology. Never would he wish anyone else's mother misfortune or discomfort.

He is also interested in writing a musical theater rendition of the battle of Lepanto called Lepanto: the Musical.