Michael Hagerty

Michael Hagerty has a very interesting Rugby Football Club nickname with a very entertaining etymology. He was also the chief promotor of the unsuccessful phrase 'challa-bread' used to denote things that were cool.

Michael also plays the mandolin and is very willing to tell any number of the shady stories he has formulated in his travels through this world.

He also doesn't know what etymology means.

His only childhood friend was a stuffed lion baby named Lion Baby that Michael likes to refer to as him rather than it. You can find him resting peacefully upon his bed, where he was violated by an inebriated and delusioned person who would very much prefer to remain anonymous.

He showers 1-2 times a week and is a fascist.

One time Mike killed a hobo just to get an erection...Forever in Blue Jeans.

Has never wiped. Not once.