William Oliver Sweetwater Parker Bobseine

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Will likes beer - the kind of micro brew made by a mutated redneck in the Appalachians. He also likes long runs and heaping plates of pasta, salad and pasta salad after said runs. Will speaks Chinese to himself when he's lonely. According to some, Will is a known xenophobe and currently worked at an ice cream factory.