Parallel to the Deadly Ten.
A list of ten people on campus that you all should know. These are real Williams Institutions. The way Baxter was before they knocked it down.
If you don't know at least one, you're probably on the deadly ten. Or dead.
1.) Evan Miller. The MOST facebooked person of anyone on campus. Seriously. Double the number of Facebook hits then anyone else on campus. And that's for shizzle.
2.) Ben Rudick. If he hasn't taken your photo without your permission, then you haven't spotted him hiding in the bushes underneath your window. Or you may just be that unattractive.
3.) Sean Carollo. The kid with the cape. And the hat. And the walking staff. And the magic powers.
4.) Morgan Goodwin. Probably drafting a college council response to this post as we type (while skiing).
5.) Marita. Head of the QSU. Don't make her kick your ass in a leather bustier and fish nets.
6.) Toni Kraeva. She was on the committee that chaired this list. Go '09's.
7.) Liz Hirschhorn. Her real name should be BooBoo. [To those of you who wish to sign a petition requiring her to make that change legal, contact Cat Vielma. You may see her playing volleyball, jv bball, or rucking for 80 minutes in 15 positions, but most importantly she's an ASL (american sign language) allstar. Awwwwwkward. I met her. Then I didn't die. I saw Liz Hirschhorn wearing army pants and flipflops, so I bought army pants and flipflops. (Proven true on the evening of May 18th, 2006 at Schow Atrium). Once killed a homeless person just to get an erection. FOREVER IN BLUE JEANSSS
8.) Jonathan Landsman. He's not even on campus anymore, and you probably know him.
9.) Drew Newman '04 Hang out in the activities office long enough and you'll see him.
10.) Alan Cordova. He's been everywhere, he does everything. Including brewing people really good coffee.