Joe McDonough

Taught a notable Free University course on Latin. Likes to play Snow Bocce. A ringer of the Thompson Chapel Bells.

Is possibly the coolest person alive, and his pitch isn't bad either. Frequently seen striding across campus or leading throngs of less musical people in song, Joe is a hero among men. His dream is to become a flying squirrel.

And he still believes that Jesus rose from the dead.

Claimed middle names: "D'Lavish Whoopification," "D'Exciting Revelry," "Defender of Innocents," "D'Through Composed," "Dangerous Rhode Island Specimen," "Distraction Extraordinaire," "Decadent Senior," "Desperately Holding Up the Candle of Literacy During the Dark Ages," "D'Employed."